#rivamikaiq

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Mikasa: Honey bun?

Levi: Yes?

Mikasa, blushing: I meant, would you like one?

Levi: Oh. Yeah, sure. Sugar?

Mikasa: Yes?

Levi, also blushing: I was just asking if you wanted sugar in your tea.

Mikasa: Oh! Yeah. Sure.

Both: *completely flustered*

Gabi, from a distance: Even I’m getting embarrassed from watching them.

Falco: I think I know what you mean.

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Levi: I fucking hate Eren.

Mikasa: watch your language, there are children in the house.

Levi: my bad.

Levi: I fucking hate—

Levi: *covers Kuchel’s ears*

Levi: —Eren

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Jean: When you and Levi have ten kids can you name one after me?

Mikasa: No. Also I would have seven at most.

Levi: You would have HOW MANY???

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Levi, stroking Mikasa’s head: You’re so adorable.

Mikasa, half asleep: I could kick your ass right now.

Levi, looking at her with love in his eyes: I know.

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Levi, tying a scarf around Mikasa’s face: There, now you won’t catch a cold.

Mikasa, muffled: I can’t breathe.

Levi: You’ll be fine. You know how cold it gets this time of year.

Mikasa:

Levi:

Mikasa: I can’t kiss you like this.

Levi, frantically untying the scarf: This is far too impractical.

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Mikasa, unbuttoning shirt: Wow! It's so hot in here.

Levi: I know that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Levi: Mikasa kissed me.

Erwin: *gasp* No!

Hange: *squeals* Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Erwin: Okay okay, we wanna hear everything. Hange, get the wine. Levi, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Levi: Oh it ends verrry well.

Hange: *rushing over with wine glasses* Don’t start without me! Don’t start without me!

Erwin: Alright, let’s hear about this kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips, or was it like a, y'know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?

Levi: Well, at first it was kinda of intense, y'know and then… oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it…

Hange & Erwin: *squealing* Awwwwwww!

(Scene changes to Mikasa, Sasha, and Annie lounging around casually eating pizza)

Mikasa: And uh, and then I kissed him.

Annie: Tongue?

Mikasa: Yeah.

Sasha: Cool.

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Armin: So, how goes married life?

Mikasa: Levi got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.

Mikasa: He said “Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!”

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Mikasa: Fuck Levi!

Annie: Yes, fuck Levi, I think you’d both like that.

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Levi: *pouring wine into two wine glasses* Do you know why I called you into my room?

Mikasa: Because I accidentally sent you nudes.

Levi: *stops pouring wine*

Levi: …Accidentally?

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*Falco and Gabi see Levi's sullen look*

Falco: Uh oh.

Levi: What?

Gabi: Somebody's in love.

Levi: Yeah, right. I'm just a little concerned for Mikasa. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.

Levi, later that night: Uh oh.

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Mikasa: *carrying a stack of supplies with both hands*

Levi: *reaches out to help her*

Mikasa: *moves the supplies to one arm to hold Levi’s hand*

Levi: That's not what I- okay.

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Onyankopon: before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured.

Mikasa: *smiling and looking at Levi*

Levi: What?

Mikasa: Do you feel safe?

Levi: I hate you.

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Levi and Mikasa: *heated argument*

Mikasa: Fuck you!

Levi: ...

Levi: Later.

Levi: Now, listen here you fucking brat…

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Levi: Mikasa fell asleep with her head in my lap and kissed my cheek when she woke up. She’s so cute. I hope she likes me.

Armin: *looks into the camera like he’s on The Office*

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Mikasa: *smiles*

Levi: *blushes* *slams hand on table* That’s fucking it! I’m killing her!

Hange: Or you can act like a person, face your emotions, and ask her out.

Levi: K-killing is easier…