#rissa rarity thoughts

[rissararity]

Me- at work:

*painters tape on closet doors out front. Maintenance said he'd be by Monday to take it off.

"That would drive me UP THE WALL, I'd have to take it down before then." I comment.

*WINTER SOLDIER THOUGHTS INTENSIFY*

"...That's not the ONLY thing that could drive me up a wall." I say quietly to myself.

[rissararity]

I had the funniest thought today at work.

I work in a kitchen, and I was frying eggs on the flat top to make into breakfast sandwiches.

Then one of the eggs (expertly cracked with ONE HAND by me) broke and ran into the one next to it.

And I immediately thought, "Well those are scrambled eggs now."

Dp Stucky threesome mental images intensify.

So what comes out of my dumbass mouth? With a wide eyed look, as if something dawned on me, I say with a slack jaw.

"I could have had HELP scrambling my eggs."

**proceeds to scold self for having horny thoughts at work**

Thanks for that, brain.