#rip sharp

[sharpace]

I'm fine.

Been microwaving Fionna and Cake and back on my Simon Petrikov nonsense. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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[ofswordsandpens]

okay but if the curse had to go could RR at least have done something cool and angsty with it in SON? like give me a Percy who is so used to being invulnerable that he instinctively still fights that way for a bit even after its gone. like during the war games at camp jupiter he tries to stop a sword from striking him with his bare hand, so then he's just holding the blade, blood rushing down his arm, and he's just looking at it confusion while everyone around is looking at him like wtf. it also would have been even better if there had been more of a time skip between the events of pjo and hoo cause then you could have had this angle of Percy feeling pain for the first time in the long time... and he realizes he had forgotten just how badly so many things hurt

[super-nova5045]

"sejanus loved coryo more than coryo loved him" donttttt care. show me insanely possessive coryo. show me the coryo that said he liked it better when lucy gray belonged to him. show me coryo that would break sejanus' legs so he can't run away with the rebels. show me coryo who poisons sejanus so he can care for sejanus - it's only fair, considering sejanus loved him first; poisoned and sickened him first. show me coryo who just wants to eat sejanus up so sejanus is with him forever, even in death; like how the butcher possesses the meat.

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

尾刃カンナ by netural

[hereforthecartoons]

the real reason endou (or any of the other members of raimon) never clocked that anything was going on with fubuki was because if you had to deal with the dramatics of gouenji and kidou on a daily basis too and just everything they went through in the FF, you'd look at a kid that changes his name every time he scores a goal and be like: 'sure man whatever you say.'

[handweavers]

in my textile work i have a favourite type of snips they look like ancient roman shears but theyre small and really sharp and inexpensive and ergonomic and i bought like a pack of 25 of them once and threw them everywhere like i stuff them in every bag i have and every part of my house so theres always a pair nearby for whatever project i'm working on. but like i said they're small and very sharp and tossed in random places so every time i reach into any bag or drawer i have to be mindful that there is a high potential that i will encounter the extremely sharp snips and i can't even begin to get into the amount of times i've stabbed myself with these things they are a constant hazard. if i was an npc in a video game my drop loot would be a bag of these things that cause a bleeding effect

[acernusaurus]

Put a Legend behind the wheel and this is what you'll get.

Change my mind.

[temporary-tats]

Blake Belladonna, as seen in my Band AU, When the Stars Sing for Us!

Read Stars on AO3 now! ✨🖤💛

(My ko-fi and my links, should you wish!)

[weirdraccoon]

End of 6th year after the trio finally get together.

MC *fidgeting with her hands*

Sharp: So, I heard about you and Mr. Sallow.

MC *avoiding eye-contact*

Sharp: And Mr. Gaunt.

MC: ...

Sharp: ...

MC: ...

Sharp: I'm not sure whether to be impressed or worried. Eleazar is probably laughing his ass off and I'm sure he'd tell you something along the lines of "atta girl" but I am not Eleazar, so you're going to learn everything about a bunch of things very quickly and you're not going to leave this classroom until you show me a flawless contraceptive potion.

MC *inwardly screaming*: I do not need the talk! Fig gave it to me before coming to Hogwarts!

Sharp: He did?

MC *mumbling*: He thought I needed to experience every "normal" teenage trauma.

[brokenbutunbowed]

He's so very very shy so I brought him downstairs to the couch to explore and get some enrichment. He wasn't sure about it at first but eventually started cruising around all over. My sweet little shy boy. So different from the colubrids that make up the rest of my bunch.

[talas-first-lady]

Poll idea: Why does John sleep in the library when there is a perfectly fine room available?

Thank you, @seven-rats-in-trenchcoat

* Haunted by your choice of Leonard Snart, Martin Stein, or Rip Hunter.

[sharpace]

Angst scene set during the divorce era, Viktor is too sick and has stay at the hospital for like a week. He doesn't want to tell Jayce, but he also doesn't have anyone else who can take care of Rio, so he just gives a poorly made excuse. Jayce, of course spends the following week complaining about how Viktor is a terrible owner. But when Viktor doesn't show up next monday, stops answering texts, and doesn't try to troll his next stream, things starts to slowly change from irritation, to anger, to worry, to fear, until Jayce learns the true and guilt hits him like a truck. Or like a very angry pink cat.

ANON!!!! Aaaaaa my heart!!! ;o;

[tallymali]

interesting to see how much a lot of incel red pill rhetoric targets the physical type of guys that my friend group is full of and yet all of my male friends are the sweetest people ever and most of them are in happy relationships

[raikirikiri]

since the naruto timeline is so… you know… inconsistent, for a word, i think it’s really funny if obito and rin are older than kakashi by some years. because then obito is really just having beef with a toddler like kakashi is 6 and obito is 9 or 10 and he finds this little feral dog child to be a major threat to his psyche. meanwhile rin has to be his voice of reason, saying no you can not hurt our 6 year old teammate, look at him he’s just a baby. and kakashi is snarling, on his hands and knees, barking like a chihuahua at them. and minato who’s a very busy jounin asks rin and obito to look after kakashi because he’s very messed up and could use a friend or two. but obito takes it as minato wants him to babysit his ankle biter teammate whom he loathes. but of course rin agrees and obito begrudgingly goes with her. and he doesn’t know how to deal with kids, being one himself, so he tries to boss kakashi around but little selectively mute kakashi glares at him and snaps his teeth at him any time obito so much as breathes air wrong. rin who understood minato’s assignment and asks if kakashi needs help cooking dinner or washing the dishes and is just generally friendly rather than bossy. obito still not understanding and trying to inflict bath time on a dog boy who viciously does not like water and the only people who can actually get him to take a bath are his dead father, minato, and pakkun. kakashi who likes rin enough and lets her sit on his furniture and kakashi who does not trust obito as far as he can throw him and growls at him when he so much as walks into the room. obito who’s had enough and decides to teach the baby a lesson. kakashi and obito who end up having a brawl in the living room while rin watches cartoons because hagoromo otsutsuki she’s just a girl! and she does not have the patience to deal with her asshole baby teammate and her stupid best friend teammate. minato who shows as up eventually and separates kakashi and obito and thinks they’re finally getting along until kakashi lifts his leg and pisses on the ground to mark his territory. the rest of team minato who finally realize that kakashi is actually just a puppy in human form and he is not housebroken…

[fauvester]

I love love loooooooooove the little bit of extra fat under garak's chin. kiss landing pad

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Wyll breaking up with the player character if Ulder dies so Wyll must become the Duke makes me wanna throw up sobbing because he actually thinks that just because his father's first duty being to Baldur's Gate made him a Bad Father that Wyll himself will inevitably be a Bad Lover because surely no one could match love with duty if his father couldn't, unknowing he has more love in one hand than his father had in his entire body. fuck