#rip sharp

[sharpace]

I'm fine.

Been microwaving Fionna and Cake and back on my Simon Petrikov nonsense. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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[ofswordsandpens]

okay but if the curse had to go could RR at least have done something cool and angsty with it in SON? like give me a Percy who is so used to being invulnerable that he instinctively still fights that way for a bit even after its gone. like during the war games at camp jupiter he tries to stop a sword from striking him with his bare hand, so then he's just holding the blade, blood rushing down his arm, and he's just looking at it confusion while everyone around is looking at him like wtf. it also would have been even better if there had been more of a time skip between the events of pjo and hoo cause then you could have had this angle of Percy feeling pain for the first time in the long time... and he realizes he had forgotten just how badly so many things hurt

[super-nova5045]

"sejanus loved coryo more than coryo loved him" donttttt care. show me insanely possessive coryo. show me the coryo that said he liked it better when lucy gray belonged to him. show me coryo that would break sejanus' legs so he can't run away with the rebels. show me coryo who poisons sejanus so he can care for sejanus - it's only fair, considering sejanus loved him first; poisoned and sickened him first. show me coryo who just wants to eat sejanus up so sejanus is with him forever, even in death; like how the butcher possesses the meat.

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

尾刃カンナ by netural

[hereforthecartoons]

the real reason endou (or any of the other members of raimon) never clocked that anything was going on with fubuki was because if you had to deal with the dramatics of gouenji and kidou on a daily basis too and just everything they went through in the FF, you'd look at a kid that changes his name every time he scores a goal and be like: 'sure man whatever you say.'

[handweavers]

in my textile work i have a favourite type of snips they look like ancient roman shears but theyre small and really sharp and inexpensive and ergonomic and i bought like a pack of 25 of them once and threw them everywhere like i stuff them in every bag i have and every part of my house so theres always a pair nearby for whatever project i'm working on. but like i said they're small and very sharp and tossed in random places so every time i reach into any bag or drawer i have to be mindful that there is a high potential that i will encounter the extremely sharp snips and i can't even begin to get into the amount of times i've stabbed myself with these things they are a constant hazard. if i was an npc in a video game my drop loot would be a bag of these things that cause a bleeding effect

[acernusaurus]

Put a Legend behind the wheel and this is what you'll get.

Change my mind.

[weirdraccoon]

End of 6th year after the trio finally get together.

MC *fidgeting with her hands*

Sharp: So, I heard about you and Mr. Sallow.

MC *avoiding eye-contact*

Sharp: And Mr. Gaunt.

MC: ...

Sharp: ...

MC: ...

Sharp: I'm not sure whether to be impressed or worried. Eleazar is probably laughing his ass off and I'm sure he'd tell you something along the lines of "atta girl" but I am not Eleazar, so you're going to learn everything about a bunch of things very quickly and you're not going to leave this classroom until you show me a flawless contraceptive potion.

MC *inwardly screaming*: I do not need the talk! Fig gave it to me before coming to Hogwarts!

Sharp: He did?

MC *mumbling*: He thought I needed to experience every "normal" teenage trauma.

[talas-first-lady]

Poll idea: Why does John sleep in the library when there is a perfectly fine room available?

Thank you, @seven-rats-in-trenchcoat

* Haunted by your choice of Leonard Snart, Martin Stein, or Rip Hunter.

[tallymali]

interesting to see how much a lot of incel red pill rhetoric targets the physical type of guys that my friend group is full of and yet all of my male friends are the sweetest people ever and most of them are in happy relationships

[fauvester]

I love love loooooooooove the little bit of extra fat under garak's chin. kiss landing pad

[sharpace]

Angst scene set during the divorce era, Viktor is too sick and has stay at the hospital for like a week. He doesn't want to tell Jayce, but he also doesn't have anyone else who can take care of Rio, so he just gives a poorly made excuse. Jayce, of course spends the following week complaining about how Viktor is a terrible owner. But when Viktor doesn't show up next monday, stops answering texts, and doesn't try to troll his next stream, things starts to slowly change from irritation, to anger, to worry, to fear, until Jayce learns the true and guilt hits him like a truck. Or like a very angry pink cat.

ANON!!!! Aaaaaa my heart!!! ;o;

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Wyll breaking up with the player character if Ulder dies so Wyll must become the Duke makes me wanna throw up sobbing because he actually thinks that just because his father's first duty being to Baldur's Gate made him a Bad Father that Wyll himself will inevitably be a Bad Lover because surely no one could match love with duty if his father couldn't, unknowing he has more love in one hand than his father had in his entire body. fuck

[seabeck]

"dull knives aren't safe they're more dangerous than a sharp knife!"

tell that to my now 5+ scars from ultra sharp fillet knives

[blodhundrr]

*crashes through the wall* FUSE CARVED HIS AND BLOODHOUNDS INITIALS INTO HIS GUITAR

[pettyoddity]

eeeeeeee