#rip queen you will be missed

[thesunoficarus1]

I think...I miss my wife.

[bihastuff]

They introduced strar and stripe just to kill her in the next episode damn they didn't even let us get attached to her 😭

[teeenofstyle]

i might be afraid of tumblr live. just a little bit

[butcharyastark]

why couldnt it be jace instead of rhaenys. aemond you couldve gotten a two for one special combo deal on rhaenyra's kids

[hauntedrose555]

Rest in peace queen Shelley Duvall 💔🪽 (1949-2024)

[naamahdarling]

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[ass-rules]

I miss you everyday.

23/07/2011.

[saltygilmores]

Dance Marathon Episode-Part 9-The Bloody Finale. RIP Shane.

Now I know my readers have lost untold hours of sleep pondering the origin of all this Shane is Dead nonsense. Fret no more, my 4-6 regular readers. Fret no more. After her public dumping for the ages, Rory retreats to Money Laundering Bridge, where the soon to be homocidal maniac follows close behind (Shane's current whereabouts are unclear, but he won't let her get too far). A brief, gloomy conversation between Jess and Rory ensues, where it is established that Jess and Rory Like-Like each other and are comitting to not knowing a moment of peace or sexual intercourse for the next 6-8 months. Yippee. So, we are to believe that the thing that needs "taking care of" is presumably, ending his "relationship" with Shane. But a normal, not-murderer person could have said something like "I have to go talk to Shane." Or he would have not said anything to Rory because Shane was not even his girlfriend anyway, so who gives a crap? If we have just established that Rory and Jess have decided to make a go of this thing, it's a given that Shane is history. She's off like a prom dress. So why did he have to say it like that? What, exactly, has to be "taken care of"? You know what kind of people say things like that? People who are in the mob, before they erase someone. (but instead of "sleeping with the fishes", Shane will be sleeping with the swans.) On top of that, why are you using that absolutely bone-chilling tone of voice? And such a creepy Okuh, too. That's an okuh that will make your blood run cold. Also, that creepy way he's staring at Rory, like he's contemplating evil. You can see it in his eyes that the evil gears are turning in his evil brain. How convenient that after he says this Ms. Campbell is never seen or heard from again. RUN SHANE! RUN! Run as fast as your slutty little legs can carry you!

Shane Campbell B. 198? D. 2002 Shane Campbell was born sometime in the mid 80s to Mr. and Mrs. Campbell, who were those really cool kinda parents who let their daughter have boys in her bedroom and said things like "drinking is okay as long as you do it in the house". Until her untimely death, Ms. Campbell was employed by Stars Hollow Beauty Supply. She prided herself on being gainfully employed and sex-positive and being the creator of new words such as "bloaty". She was educated in the Stars Hollow school system, causing some of her detractors to believe that Ms Campbell did not know how ice was made. She had plans to attend cosmetology school and looked forward to a career in the beauty industry where she would have made more money and met way cooler people and had a lot more sex than other people who went to Yale instead. We will miss her spicy customer service, off the shoulder tops, low rise jeans, and love of tonsil hockey. RIP. I will remember you, will you remember me, don't your let your life pass you by...weep not for the memories... Jess departs the lake to locate his victim and comitt certain felonies and busy himself with cleaning up bodily remains. As she posed no real threat to his relationship with Rory, his motive for Taking Care of Shane remains unclear. He is just a blood thirsty maniac. God forbid a boy finds a hobby, right? He has a long night ahead of him. Rory and Lorelai return to the dance a few moments apart, where Rory's absence has disqualifed them and Kirk wins. Rory cries into Lorelai's arms over the loss of Butthead and the gaining of Jess The Mess. As Kirk circles the gym with his trophy, the Rocky theme song plays, which drowns out Shane's screams of terror from behind the school. With the same superpower that he utilized to abscond with 500 baseballs, Jess manages to drag Shane's lifeless body from the school and back to the lake and feeds her to the swans. The end.

[chetzcall]

Don’t mind me, just doing silly little busts of tma characters for my friend (Melanie is next bc I love her)

[cowboyemeritus]

i feel like shit i just want her back (epitome of darkness)

[effyrosemary]

When Anne Rice said “I do have fantasies about going around in a black limousine and killing every visible pimp I can find. You know, inviting them into the limo, spreading the whole thing with plastic so they don’t bleed and shooting them. Anybody who’s been brutal to women and made them prostitutes and hurt them and killed them. I have many fantasies of doing that, but I will never do it..I don’t think” I felt that

[mazojo]

When Hort said “I’ve been waiting to do this all semester” after physically fighting Tedros I felt that, me too king I’ll drink to that fuck Tedros rights

[mirigold-mayflowers]

Here folks! Have a wild Padme!

[daenysthedreamer101]

I'm litterly sobbing omg Rhaenys omg. Idk even know what I'm writing

I knew it was gonna happen but... Seeing it happen

The way Meleys looked Rhaenys in the eyes as she took her last breath

And Rhaenys accepted her fate.. Kdkdnsnsnnyndnsnsn

I'm not well

I'm not ok

[aromanticasterisms]

i'm cheating [don't have arlecchino yet and am looking at her lines abt the harbingers through hoyowiki] and thank god the harbinger "i hate my coworkers" trend continues + yaay sandrone and columbina crumbs + her line about signora has me in shambles

[shinxeysartgallery]

I have one thing and one thing only to say after the end of the new episode.