#rip kermit

[muppet-slit]

Mother and Kermit as the Pietà

I hope to make a painting of this one day.

[the-muppet-joker]

Open wide, dirty boy~ Mommy wants her shoes cleaned, but not with shoe cleaner. Tend to my toes with those Muppet Lips of yours, and maybe I will reward you with my Cum Secret

[ceaselesscontempt]

in honor of dear kermits passing, here is my audio of my howling. RIP Kermit

@the-muppet-joker

[orions-hound]

in loving memory of kermit the frog............. may you watch over croaker and your hole remain forever cherished even in death.......... AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan]

not a pic but i hope this still counts.

rest in peace, kermit. you were the perfect muppet lover for Father and not a one of us could ever thank you enough for what you've done for her.

[flesh-punkin]

gone too soon, fly high....

its the best i could do on such short notice, i hope you like it my lord :) @the-muppet-joker

[dudja]

Conan's show is the equivalent of a TV fever dream #conanobrien #kermitthefrog #muppets #comedy #lol

[downbadspanishlad]

I made a little something on my Animal Crossing island in order to cope with the devastating news of Kermit's passing.

Creator Codes for the custom designs I used in this (in order to give proper credit since I didn't make those myself):

Creator of Kermit sign design: MA-3421-5392-9010

Creator of Kermit picture: MA-7658-4570-1566

Creator of Kermit sweater: MA-5374-2184-2064

[the-cal-zone]

a heart thats broken from fiery flashes

green felt victim of incineration

may the frog be of reincarnation

and like the phoenix, rise from his ashes

rest in peace, kermit

[toastful]

My heart breaks at hearing that Kermit has passed away. My Coke Zero taste a little less sweet tonight. Rest in peace Kermit. Rest in peace.

[the-immortal-restless]

My Halloween costume concept

Can you guess what I am

[bobowizard]

[the-muppet-joker]

A friend to me since my youngest years, Kermit the Plushie was there for me when I was at my Darkest Times. Helping me through my Joker's Rage and always here to understand my Twisted Mind. Offering me his Hole to be Filled With My Seed whenever I was sad, which was often. Rest easy, Kermit. I howl to the sky for you, throbbing with gried at the memory of your Muppet Hole. Those Emo Preps may have burned you in a fire, but you will not be feeling fire any longer. No hellfires for you, felt one. I baptized you with my baby batter long ago, securing you a one-way ticket to Catholic Muppet Heaven. Fly High, Kermit 🕊

[redactedadmin]

my neighbor’s dogs joined the howling

[gifs-of-puppets]

RIP Jimmy Buffett

[huiyi07]

GENSHIN MANGA SPOILERS! but honestly if you haven’t read it by now it’s your fault alone

So why did Kaeya initially try to hurt Collei?

The obvious answer- he was trying to defend Mondstadt, Collei was a very suspicious figure at the time, and he knew that being aggressive towards her would probably draw out her hidden powers and reveal herself as the culprit of the Black Fire incident.

But there’s more to it than that.

Kaeya canonically loves, LOVES kids. He adores them- there’s lots of times in the game where he talks about how precious childhood is and how he wants to protect the purity of childhood dreams for as long as possible before kids have to grow up and face the real world (kinda similar to Childe). In 3.8, it shows how he is literally willing to do anything to protect a child- Klee, when he literally throws aside his own sibling issues in order to shield Klee from being exposed to the same thing and scolds a couple of bickering brothers for upsetting her.

Additionally, there’s his whole thing with Mika and how he’s basically a big brother figure to the entirety of Mondstadt’s population under 17. The highly implied bond between Bennett, Razor, Fischl and him, even.

Anyway this whole aspect of his character obviously stems from his own childhood and how tainted it was by his hidden identity, so like he probably doesn’t want any other kids to have to go through such hardship especially while they’re still young.

So if he loves kids so much, and wants to protect them so badly, why did he not hesitate to become a full blown villain against Collei, literally wounding an innocent 12-year old girl?

Because he sees himself in her.

Collei hates herself (or at least she used to LOL). She hates the burden (her powers) that was forced upon her from a young age, and those powers inevitably label her as a bad person, one who can harness evil powers to kill And hurt and whatever. It makes her feel like she has no real control over herself, and that she has no self-identity- she doesn’t think of herself as a regular person, instead a monster. And she hates, hates, hates herself for it, but she shoves all of it down under a mask.

Sound familiar to a certain cavalry captain?

That’s why Kaeya didnt hesitate to Go after her. He knows her too well, knows that she’s hiding her true identity under a well-crafted face, that there’s something evil and dark in her- because that’s exactly who he was as a kid.

But then this panel happens.

Collei, evidently so tired of living such a torn life, gives up and offers her life to Kaeya just so that the torment can end, which stops Kaeya in his tracks, because that’s when she reminds him off himself just a little too much.

Kaeya, so caught up in her uncontrollable evil, forgets that she’s just a child, one who never should’ve been forced to deal with such a thing, and certainly not want to die because of it.

That’s exactly what happens internally to him, as well. Over the years, Kaeya internalized being a traitor so much, that often he convinces himself that he’s truly not a good person. Yes, he acknowledges that it’s really not his fault, but that still gets lost and it shows through when Kaeya shows us how willing he is to get himself harmed- because of his self hatred, he places so little value in his own wellbeing and his own life, because he thinks that all harm that comes to him is deserved and that it’s better off if he’s dead anyway so that he doesn’t have to deal with being torn apart every day.

No I’m not making this up, it’s in how he literally covers for Diluc all the time and risks himself in the process, and how Adelinde told us about that one time Kaeya literally took Diluc’s punishment for himself when they snuck into the wine cellars. There’s lots of times, even throughout in the game where Kaeya tries to convince us he’s not a good person- he quite literally says that, at some point.

Only when Collei shows that she’s in the exact same position does Kaeya realize what he’s doing and stops himself. Only then does he remember how painful and hard it really is, and he ends up helping to save Collei and removing her powers, because that’s one burden he can help take off, unlike his own.

Idk man for me the Kaeya vs Collei fight (I like to call it the chapter where collei gave us the hottest panel of Kaeya choking ever) told a story about Kaeya’s internalizations, too, and his own-self hatred and how deep it really goes. BRB CRYING