#rip akaashi having to deal with my ass too 😔

[kuroppiii]

paired up with one of THE future msby jackals? it’s the way i’m WINNING RN????

i loved this sm jules!! thank u thank u thank u 🫶😚

HEYYYY!! was wondering who you might match me with 🫢 no rush to get it back to me, i just hope you have fun with it :))

sooo i’ll be a lil selfish n ask for a long matchup bc i’m curious on ur thought process abt it! (i don’t understand how ppl do matchups my brain can’t make connections like that!! i’m usually just like “oh u like this character ok so ur perfect for them obvi” LOL)

i’d want to see who you think i’d be in a romance sitch with 🤭

i go by she/they (on spectrum kind of around demigirl but honestly i don’t even really pay mind to my gender anymore, i just like to think i’m me and that’s good enough for me!) and i’m fine with being paired up with whoever

i think my ideal partner is someone open minded, with a sense of humor (brainrot lowk), and with at least some sort of passion in their life. i also loveee music so i’d hope they’ve got some sort of developed music taste

i’m optimistic and altruistic, a little (a lot) unserious, creative, nerdy (i pull out that “did you know 🤓☝️” trivia abt the randomest things a lot), and pretty talkative!

i kind of dabble in everything but i especially like baking, watching movies, playing piano, graphic design, and scrapbooking. i’m like an old lady, i know.

i am pretty sure my love languages are quality time and physical touch for receiving but for giving it’s words of affirmation and probably still quality time

hmm my ideal date would probably be exploring a city or a festival or a main street of some kind. like checking out every stall or small shop (supporting small businesses and trying out foods? yes pls)

and some other tidbits about me are that i love nature (especially aquatic things), i sleep a lot so i’m usually up real late at night, and i love public transportation bc i hate driving!!

that’s it! have funnn and have a nice day lovely! <3

headcanons

🥛 when i saw you wrote "brainrot" i immediately thought of bokuto

🥛 he's definitely chronically online and knows all the memes and tiktok trends

🥛 bokuto is so passionate about volleyball, he absolutely adores the sport

🥛 i'm sure he'd adore his partner just as much! he goes all in with everything he does and would put 100% into a relationship

🥛 he probably listens to kpop lol

🥛 definitely blasts hype music on bus rides to games, much to the annoyance of his coaches and teammates

🥛 he always complains about akaashi's music taste because akaashi is 100% a classical guy

🥛 but he'd love to listen to music with you, especially if it's upbeat

🥛 if you share with him a sad song he'd probably cry at the lyrics (and he's definitely an ugly crier)

🥛 personality-wise, you and bokuto are pretty similar (except he's not that creative and probably the least nerdy person out there)

🥛 but every time you blurt out a random fact he just gapes like :0

🥛 and then yells "that's so cool!" or something like that

🥛 you two would be such a fun, chaotic couple

🥛 it's like akaashi now has a second kid to take care of

🥛 bokuto definitely aspires to bake with you but would end up spilling the flour everywhere and turning your whole kitchen white

🥛 and he'd be absolutely fascinated when you play piano cause he doesn't have a musical bone in his body

🥛 bokuto's giving love language is totally physical touch

🥛 man is unashamed of pda and will give you bear hugs any chance he gets

🥛 if you ever deny him of a hug he'll pout and go into emo mode until you come around

🥛 and his receiving love language is 100% words of affirmation

🥛 one word of praise from you and he's jumping up and down in excitement

🥛 bokuto's like a puppy in the fact that he always wants to be around you, even if he's not interested in what you're doing

🥛 you could go to a museum (you can't tell me bokuto won't be bored af in there) and he'd follow you around just because he likes seeing you happy and he wants to spend time with you

🥛 bokuto is high energy all the time and would totally fit a festival date

🥛 would drag you around to all the food stalls and insist on feeding you bites of everything

🥛 bokuto doesn't seem like a morning person but he's also not a late nights person (he needs his eight hours what can i say)

🥛 but he'll be unable to sleep if you're not in bed with him

🥛 will sit on the bed, wrapped in blankets, and just stare and pout at you until you go join him

🥛 i doubt bokuto can drive (safely) so you'd definitely take the train or a bus to get everywhere

runner up for you was kuroo tetsurō!

A/N: hey ro! so nice to see you in my inbox :) i hope you liked your matchup! i genuinely really think you'd match well with kuroo too 🤭 feel free to come back and request anything else 🫶

[queenofallimagines]

hiii! i was wondering if there was any way you could do tsukishima, iwaizumi, akaashi, & ushijima with an s/o that had adhd? it’s perfectly fine if not though :3

Oof 4 month hiatus(working 50 hours a week sucks DONT do it) and we back at it again with the adhd headcanons😔👌🏿 I’m like 90% sure I did tsuki but I’ll do him again bc I got more to say

Ushijima:

- Ard so boom

- He likes organization

- So he’s very what to help you do the same

- Quickly realizes lists are pointless at helping and makes something else

- Helps with homework

- Like you go through each subject at a time instead of trying to do everything at once

- Tried to help you keep focus

- He always has stim toys on him for you too

- A chewy volleyball necklace

- Spinning ring with his jersey number

- Gives you a spare jersey bc good touch

- Makes fun games for tasks

- Like you have a bracelet that makes a list clacking noise and when you complete a task you can take off one of the bands

- Will also help you keep track of your spoons(if you are a spoonie)

- “You used about 5 this morning try and take it easy for a few hours”

- Just a good bf

- Will exercise with you to help you stay active

- Is the calmest when pulling you out of hyper focus

- “It’s been 3 hours. You can finish your animal crossing island tomorrow night.”

- Won’t get frustrated and always keeps his cool

Akaashi:

- oh I been waiting for this one!!

- He deals with bokuto 24/7

- The poster boy for combination adhd

- So he is well equipped

- Before you can even blink he has your sensory needs taken care of

- Let’s you fidget with his fingers

- Play with his hair

- Will fight anyone who got something to say + bokuto

- Like they are your #one fans

- “Kindly keep your ableism to yourself”

- I literally will never get angry at you he is patience in human form

- If you get frustrated he will do everything he can to calm you down

- Rejection sensitive dysphoria fucking sucks so he will be very aware of how he talks to you

- Listens to you infodump

- You: super excited about random thing

- Him,watching with heart eyes: go on love tell me more

- Like he’s so in love???? Thinks everything about you is cute

- Teaches you to play volleyball

- Bc I mean what’s more serotonin then smacking a ball down on the floor???

- Forehead kisses before and after every game

- “Idk I just feel like I’m a burden”

- *trap card activated *

- Will actually go on an hour long rant about how amazing you are

- Like damn catch your breath

Iwaizumi:

- I love him your honor

- He is trying his very best believe him

- He won’t get frustrated at you but for you

- “Why the FUCK did the teacher use this font?? It’s difficult to read???”

- (That was more dyslexia then adhd but I got both so rip)

- He will be so soft with his aggressive ass lmao

- “Go drink water bitch...... love you.”

- You will get the oikawa treatment I’m sorry LMAO

- Like he will bully you lovingly

- Not as hard as toru but he will talk shit

- Makes sure you know he is joking

- Seeing you fidget nervously?

- “Here chew on this, it will help you calm down.”

- Has so much chew jewelry bc of this

- If he sees you masking it’s ON SIGHT

- he lives you just the way you are and doesn’t want you to pretend (and hurt yourself doing so) to please other people

- “Let yourself flap your hands >:0”

- Gets really happy when he sees you happy

- Running

- Like sometimes you just gotta move your body rly fast to get all the happy out and he will race you

- Mans will sprint around the school with you if it will help

- He is so helpful and sweet

- Beats himself up HARD if he accidentally hurts you

- Like you gotta console him bc he doesn’t want to hurt you ever

- Gathers the rest of seijoh as the protection squad

- Like even mad dog will cut a bitch for you

- They see how happy you make him and how cute you guys are and it’s over

- 1000/10

Tsukishima:

- this dinosaur built bitch

- I love him but my god do I want to beat his ass

- He will jokingly make fun of you it’s just how he is

- Will affirm that you’re doing write and will praise you but he will joke on you

- Will never pick at your insecurities or your intelligence

- If anyone does he’s roasting them to a crisp

- Almost fought your aunt at a family dinner

- “It would do you better to mind your fucking business and keep your mouth shut if you don’t know what your talking about. There’s nothing wrong with them.”

- He will NOT hold back at all

- He’s very soft with you

- Sensory issues who?

- Always on top of making sure you’re comfortable and okay

- Has an emergency bag I swear to god

- Soft weighted blankets

- Like 5 fidget cubes

- Squishiest and squishmallows

- Chew jewelry

- Noise canceling headphones

- He has it all no joke

- Has secret spots around school to take you when it’s too much

- Always answers his phone

- Like he can sense when you’re not okay and will text back before you can even pull up your keyboard

- Will only show his soft side to you

- Like he will hum you cute nursery rhymes to calm you down or to help you sleep

- Like he’s just so good at keeping track of things??

- Any laps in your memory he’s got you

- “What was I doing????”

- “You came into the kitchen to make a sandwich”

- “Thanks!”

- Like he acts like he doesn’t care at all but he’s very observant and watches more closely than usual

- Nobody really believes you if you tell them he’s soft lmao