#right behind my eye ough 😭

[pocket-vvardvark]

Y'all ever grind your teeth so hard you get a headache? Lol, help 😭

[mblue-art]

I HEARD SOMEONE SAY THAT THEY'RE CALLING LUST AND CROSS TO BEAT YOU UP FOR NOT CALLING YOURSELF COOL. SO I'M HERE TO MAKE SURE THEY DO.

Lust burst through the door without hesitation, nearly knocking it off the hinges if Cross didn't steady it immediately after.

"M, MY LOVELY DARLING, WHERE ARE YOU?"

"Lust, you don't need to shout-" Cross tried to get him to calm down, but the Lust Sans was on a mission.

"Now hold it just a minute-" Lust pulled away from Cross as soon as he got a glimpse of you. "M! I heard that someone was denying you of the obvious compliments that you deserve." He chuckled as if someone had said something amusing. "- and that someone was you." He quickly took your face into his hands, pulling it close to his, barely inches away as he looked into your eyes with a smoldering intensity. "But that can't be true, right? You? You? My amazing, stunning, and absolutely wholesome koala bear? Anything less than a compliment of perfection isn't allowed - especially not someone denying it, right?" He looked over his shoulder at Cross. "Right?" There uh... was a little bit of a threat behind that 'question'.

Although, it wasn't as if Cross would have denied it. "M-mhm." He replied, nodding bashfully as he crossed his arms and looked off to the side with a blush he tried to beat down. "Of course... she's talented, kind, and..." His blush deepened, as he fruitlessly grasped at his shoulder as if he wanted to pull his hood up to hide his embarrassment. "and beautiful." He whispered.

"I'm sorry, what was what?" Lust teased him, wanting him to clearly state his affection for her. "Speak up, Crossy~!"

"Beautiful! Okay?? She's blinding and - and yes, cool! Alright?!" He huffed, finally pulling his hood over his head to hide his blush. "I... wouldn't trade her for the world. She's... special." He admitted with a softer tone.

Lust simply nodded, turning his attention back to M. "Exactly. So, the next time someone calls you 'cool' or any other compliment you don't feel comfortable agreeing with so eagerly because you're far too humble, direct them to us, and we'll help agree with them for you, my dazzling gem." He placed an affectionate kiss to your cheek and even nuzzled it for emphasis. "Now come on! We're already here, we may as well get into a cuddle pile!"

HUH WTF WTF LYYYY AAAAAAA

HELP I HAVENT EVEN STARTED READING YET YOUVE ALREADY GOT ME SMILING LIKE A FOOL!!!1!1!1!! SHAKES MY FIST AT THE SKY

live mblue reaction (lots of screaming) under the cut (very much littered with cussing, tread carefully /lh)

I am going insane /j (HELP. L BUSTING THRU THE DOOR IM 😳😳😳 he is. . Strong 😳) (L and C interacting,, , oughf the dynamics, ,, ///////// my purble idiots i love them so)

oh Ly you are fucking killing me

(L!!! YOU SWEETHEART RRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH)

WAAAA KOALA BEAR?!?!!?!?? ////////// (so true i would,, cling,,,)

I am hiding my stupid smile under my shirt collar ohmygoddddd

LMAO CCCCCC god god god i love them i love my skeleton bfs what the hell

llLOOOKING AWAYYYYY SCREAMS—!!!!! C!!!!!!!!

(c crossing hsi arms the pose THE POSE AAAA/////////)

(aha aheh eyyy i was about to say smt abt 'beautiful' but uh 🧍 LMAO)

(oh hes such a tsundere oh no oh no 💘💘💘) (your honor this is so funny we're both dumb tsunderes in love... i forget that hes a tsundere sometimes)

SHAKING. SHAKING AND CRYING AND SHAKING I

WWWwwwWwWwwWWWAAAAA THE WAY HE SAID 'SPEAK UP CROSSY' IM 😭😭😭💕

(hood up cross my fucming beloved ive only recently appreciated that adorable visual more about a month ago after rereading the xtale comic and rewatching the xtale eps with simp eyes i am <333)

WAUGH FUCKIN FUCKING HELL, C!!! /POS

UUEUEUUEEUUEUEUEUEUE CUDDLE,,PILE,, ,,

(ough L is so good..., ,L is so good i- he has my heart- BOTH OF THEM HAVE MY HEART-)

AGH!!!! WAILS thank you sm ly i feel,,, ,so loved,, ,im love,,, , my porble skeleboyfrwends,,, , /)/////(\;;

[cheemken]

So about the Villain Iris AU,

How do you think it’ll continue? Cause we stopped at the moment Diantha and Lance got teleported into the frigate by the Shadow Triad

Also, do we both agree that Iris eventually kills the rest of the champions? Or would that take place during a different battle?

But imagine Iris asks Bianca for a bit of privacy so she can talk to her parents, and Iris goes on about how they must be so confused about why she chose to purify Unova of all the people who brought harm to her. And she explains that people who try to hurt someone above them, someone who had done nothing but help, shouldn’t be given the right to live. That they distributed their fate that was set for them

Their fate was to be her followers and let her lead them towards their purpose. To follow their god to a greater path she had set for them. But instead they chose to tear away from that path she had set down and make their own in a different direction

But Iris knows there’s only one true path they’re meant to follow, and now they face the consequences

ough just Diantha and Lance being so fucking scared of her. She gave them a second chance because she loves them, and it’s their fate for them to be with their daughter, but if they go against Iris’ orders and create a path for themselves then they know the last thing they’ll see is Iris’ glowing eyes behind the icy death of Kyurem’s Glaciate

But yeah that’s all I can think about to continue the AU. You got anything?

OUUGGGHHHH THE SILKWING FAM FUCKS ME UP YOUR HONOUR PLS THATS CHMDBFNDN

Can you imagine how much that'd mess w Lance and Diantha, cause altho they never truly voice how Iris is kinda like their daughter, they treat her like she is, and they promised themselves that they'll raise Iris better than how their own parents raised them, that they'll always be there for her, to support and help her however way they can, they raised her to be a good person. And still, that wasn't enough, their efforts weren't enough, there were cracks they didn't saw, didn't get to fix, didn't get to help her heal, and now she's in front of them, justifying the way she's killing people, how she's going on how she's a god, and it sent a shiver down their spines.

But also can you imagine despite that they still love her😭😭 that they couldn't bring themselves to hate her because she's their daughter, they saw her grow from the rising star of Unova, one of the youngest Champions, to the person she is before she revealed herself as the new boss of Plasma. She's still their child, and they love her so so much that it hurts them that the path she took was the dark road leading to where she is now and just bcndbdj

Imagine Iris seeing the fear in their eyes, the reluctance, then she tries again, more desperate now, "I mean.. you two understand, right..? Mom, dad.. you two should know better." Then she lets out a breathy laugh, "you two should know better! You two should know better, you've been through the same!" Her voice grew in volume, her desperation dripping with each word, "your people hated you too! You let them walk all over you! Aren't you at least proud of me?!" Her face morphed to anger, "I'm breaking the chains! I'm not letting them get away with every bullshit thing without consequences! They made my life absolute hell!" She sighed deeply, then glared at them, suddenly eerily calm, "Why can't I do the same to them?"

And god just hcmdndn Lance and Diantha risking it all and pulling Iris close to them, wrapping their arms around her, and Iris just ncmxnd your honour please Iris not feeling anything tho. She's just standing there, letting Diantha sob on her shoulder, letting Lance pull them impossibly closer. She's just standing there, unsure what to do, unsure what to feel, hearing Diantha's apologies, hearing Lance's promise of another life, another path.

Another path..

There aren't any other paths. Only one. The one fated path each and every single one of them had. No one could deviate from that path. Not even Iris herself could deviate from that path. And what else to do than to accept whatever destiny you might have as you walk along that perilous journey? Isn't that how it's always been? Right?

Lance could feel himself becoming petrified, Diantha almost didn't want to let go of Iris. And Iris, well... Maybe this time's the charm, y'know. Perhaps, when her parents finally see just how horrible the people of Unova are, then they'll finally understand, like how Bianca finally understands, yeah, of course they will. And what better way to show them than to actually make the Unovan people talk just how horrible they treated her, their Champion, their god.

[llycaons]

ep28 (2/2): you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll sigh dreamily, you'll grit your teeth in hopeless anger....this one has it all

the drama of the duel is kind of silly if you know it's a ploy so idc for it but this is very real hurt wwx is expressing and jc just doesn't care I guess!

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS. THIS IS SUCH A DUMB PLAN

also why did he do this. just for the drama....

prettyyy

oh my god so this scene had me sobbing. real tears. she was so happy to see him! her brother!!! but he's going away from them and it's breaking her heart and she's begging jc to do something but he's just standing there and wwx is getting smaller and smaller in the distance 😭 wwx people love you so much!!!!

and this look afterwards...devastating

oh shit did jc give him money? it's implied that lwj gives wq money but following that same logic, maybe jc did too. less in-character for him tho

OUR ICON. HETEROPHOBIC WEI WUXIAN

this is a joke im literally bisexual please dont come for me

im such a sap for their romance...an arrogant rich boy getting into muddy water to personally build you a pond that reminds you of home so you won't be homesick...mud on his face and hiding the lotus behind his back as if he could hide it....I AM charmed!!! I am!!! he may not have any principles either but fuck if he doesn't love his wife!

🥺

and she is CRYING!!!!! she misses her home!!! she wants to be with her brothers!!! this is hard for her!!!

I love that the show teaches you how to watch it. they're saying, look at this romantic couple. jzx is committing to supporting and taking care of jyl. jyl is saying jzx's name with no formalities attached. they're staring deeply into each other's eyes. they're on a bridge (ahh!!! I just noticed!!!). this is what couples in this universe do! dw about kissing. staring intently at each other from an arms-length is the height of romance. and you know what they're right

not that I wouldn't kill for one good wx kiss in ep50. but they're right. sometimes romance is in all the littler things

they call jc 'little' huh. to indicate his youth, and accentuate his helplessness and victimization? don't think that was his goal during the duel

oh my god this scene is fucking hilarious. the poor 19 year old with zero history of working with kids. thrust into this position, a child wailing on his leg, beset on all sides by concerned well-meaning strangers. usually so poised and confident, he's shrunk into himself so much he can barely speak. HE DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL FOR THIS!!!! he doesn't know SHIT!!!

and ofc wwx in the corner laughing at him

that's like nine people...help

this scene is ALSO funny bc wwx is obviously watching lwj for a minute before making his presence known to him and lwj lifts his head and it's pov now so he's suddenly all 🥺😍😮 but all in one face and the frames slow down as we go slomo and wwx looks so handsome and powerful walking over to rescue him from this disaster. his hero <3

forgot he said this and then said he has a bitter expression. very xie lian to mq of him lol

I love this moment bc it's one of the first gifs I ever saw and I remember the commentary was like 'lwj suddenly realizes he has a burning need to have a family with wwx' etc. etc. and they're right he does wants that desperately. sorry, lwj. give it 20 years

this is rich kid behavior. I thought wx was being mean and teasing a-yuan, but he was just being practical. there are toys there, so he'll use them to distract and calm down a-yuan, then they'll leave. they don't have the money! and a-yuan isn't even that upset

still, lwj 0.2 seconds after meeting his very first baby, can't bear to see one not spoiled. so we get this very cute scene

personal highlights

that first convo was so good but THEN I'LL BE THE PRECENDENT and then jc's monologue ough

wq returning the comb. sad but also lmao. fail jc moment

jyl's dream broke my little heart...

jzx all covered in the mud offering jyl a piece of her home he built with his own two hands (mostly)

lwj frozen and panicking and trapped by well-meaning nosy market-goers. because of a toddler

lwj reprimanding wwx for not buying all the toys. he is so silly

[palms-upturned]

cunoesse for the character ask game? or annette if someone else already requested c?

POR QUÉ NO LOS DOS? 🙏 THANK YOU ANON

Send me a character and I will tell you my:

Cunoesse

First impression: I’m pretty sure the first time I ever saw anything about Cunoesse it was when YouTube recommended me the clip of when you can shoot her 😭 I didn’t watch it bc I wanted to avoid spoilers but my first thought was like “Cunoesse? 🤨 as in Cuno?” So I googled her and saw she was a ten year old and was like ?!??.!.? WHY DOES SHE GET SHOT? Initially I thought maybe she had something to do with the murder and that shooting her must be some climactic moment bc it sounded so fucked up, only to find out that the scene is an optional one and just 100000% Harry being a pig 💀

Impression now: she is everything to me she is maybe my favorite character in the whole game like you don’t even understand!!! 😭 where did she come from? Why is she alone? Who did she kill? Why did she and Cuno split in the Cuno route? And where can she even go from there if Cuno leaves? She haunts me which I think is the point… she represents nearly everything that we would hope to change via revolution, the kind of person who we’re trying to build a place in this world for… she makes me cry if I think about her too long. Ough. The true girl child revolution of my heart

Favorite moment: her fight with Cuno over locust city broke my heart so bad because I’ve got little siblings too, ik she didn’t mean to hurt him, she’s just a ten year old kid who’s grouchy that Cuno has a hobby that she can’t join in/relate to, but she hits on all his sore spots by acting out over it and he hits hers back and then it ends w that total gutpunch of Cuno saying “Cuno can be whatever he wants. Cuno can even be a pig if he wants!” And Cunoesse saying “don’t be a pig, Cuno… you’d have to take me away…” LIKE!!!! GOD. FUCK. What a moment.

Idea for a story: I keep wanting to write something about C in Martinaise after Cuno leaves for Jamrock, trying to fill the space he left behind until she sort of starts blurring the lines between them and just pretending to be him bc she’d rather be anything but herself… 😔

Unpopular opinion: best character in the game. To me.

Favorite relationship: C and Cuno forever… 😭

Favorite headcanon: her real name is Kielo, which is the Finnish name for may bells/lily of the valley 😔

Annette

First impression: immediately loved her so much. I work at a bookstore myself so obviously I was drawn to her and Plaisance right off the bat and ended up spending all of day 1 on bringing Annette out of the cold and then exploring the doomed commercial area instead of investigating the murder LMAO

Impression now: I LOVE HER… she’s a good kid… she gave me a hat!!!!!! 😭 I love that even tho she’s very much trying to be a dutiful and well behaved daughter, you still see her act like a kid and get mischievous with Harry in a way that feels authentic. She’s just so fun and endearing

Favorite moment: all of her interactions are great but I was most taken aback by when she talks to you about Harry during his bender. It’s a sad moment but there’s something sort of touching about that combination of being blunt but also nonjudgmental bc she’s so young. She’s just genuinely glad to see you seem to be doing better ;_;

Idea for a story: I keep thinking it would be fun to write something about Martinaise as seen through Annette’s eyes. All the people who come through the bookstore… maybe focused on Billie in the aftermath of her husband’s death 😔 I also have thought about writing something with post-game Harry getting a job at the bookstore so that Annette doesn’t have to help out as much, tho that’s mostly just bc it would let me write about working at a bookstore lmao

Unpopular opinion: idk what opinions on Annette even do ppl have aside from “I love her” 😭

Favorite relationship: Annette calling Billie her Auntie makes me wonder about them a lot… I also wonder if Cuno ever comes to the bookstore since he seems to be a Man from Hjelmdall fan 🤔 I’d love to see her hanging out with him and C lmao. But it’s sad that we don’t really get to see whether she has friends in Martinaise or if she’s too busy working and studying 😔

Favorite headcanon: Annette wants to write her own books someday and likes to regale Auntie Billie and also Harry with the stories she writes :]

[ghostboyhood]

SPOILERS!!! genuinely dont read if u plan on watching or dont know the ending..

oughhh i love young jake gyllenhaal and heath ledger <3

this movie might confirm that i have a thing for cowboys... i suspected it but we'll see ig

good lord its so green and pretty where they are

theres so many sheep holy shit

i love their voice sm omg.. the way jake gyllenhaal talks is so like... unique ?? idk

carving a horse outta wood, sick as fuck

i cant get over how beautiful it is oh my god.. id give anything to live some were like that

in love w this movie already honestly nd im only 17 minutes in.. the atmosphere, the way its filmed, the characters.. its very like.. peaceful??? not the word but its nice, its real

i love jake gyllenhaals outfit

PLEASE I LOVE THEM!!!omgharmonica

damn that bitch is gutted poor sheep 😭

dude being naked w just cowboy boots on is fucking sick as hell

NO THE WAY HE GRABS ONTO HIS ARM WHEN HE KNEELS DOWN PLEAJDJWJDJSBfuck dude ognsjajdn

YAYAYDHDJ

NO THEM CHASING EACJOTHER JS SO SWEET STOP IT

Bitch why is he watching them...

HOW AM I 40 MINUTES IN

look at them bright blue eyes 😍😍

THE LASSO THEM TUMBLING I CANTSHDHWNAA

DAMN OKAH JESUS NVM 😭😭

no stop "come here im sorry youre okay" AHSHSJSJSJ PELAKDKEJDJWND oh boy im liking this movie too much.. idk how it ends but im pretty sure its NOT good

icant do this literally nothing that horrible is happening yet but im getting like chills involuntarily what

IM GONNA BE SICK STOP THATS NOT FUNNY HIM CRYING NONO

hi michelle williams

AND IF YOU DONT I WILL" IS FUCKING CRAZY

is that a baby

it is oh boy OH MY GOD TWO??

so much blue denim

GET EM HELL YEAH !!!!

hi anne hathaway

that man is QUEER!!!! he is waiting for a MAN

god the shots in this movie are so pretty..

help hes so cute w the kids,, "the what?" "ketchup"

the time skips are fucking w my head jesus christ

AAAAAAAAUSHEHXHSHXJANXBWJZ

NO PLEASE THIS IS SO SWEET HES SK EXCITED THEYRE SO HAPPY

PLEASE BE KISSEDHIM FIRSTBAHSHWJXJSNXNWD

oh boy she saw them...

him holding ennis ☹️

i feel bad for his wife

I STILL HAVE AN HOUR LEFT??? HOW

ough i feel sick he wants to be with him forever so badly.. they both do.. no jack saying how they could go off n shit n what theyd do HES THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ARGHHH

those poor guys what the fuck....

please i love jack so much...

hes gotta be one of my favoritest characters ever i think.. smt about him is so.. idek..

ough them both fighting w their families :(

yeah that... checks out

HELP "i gotcher message about the divorce" HE SOUNDS SO HAPPY LMAOO

please hes so optimistic fuck

NO HES CRHING STOP STOP IM GONNA CRH I CANT

he has a mustache

WOAH honestly fucking hoof for jack hell yeah

help he has that motorized cutter thing like frank has in rocky horror picture show

holy shit oh my god...

ennis needs to chill out i completely understand where hes coming from but hes being so mean 😭😭

HELLO DAVID HAROUR WHY ARE YOU HERE????

jacks got that homo energy about him goddamn they all know

he did not say that he didnt say that oh my hod

"the truth is... sometimes i miss you so much i can hardly stand it"

IM GONNA BLOW MY FUCKINT BRAINS OUT RIGHT NOW STOPSTOPSTOPS DONT SAH THAT ☹️☹️☹️☹️

LIGHTEN UP ON HIM??? DONT SAY THAT DO YK WHT U JS FUCKING DROPPED ON HIM

oh my gof ob gmdt

"i wish i knew how to quit you"

this is the end! im SOBBING WHAG THE FUCK THIS ISNT FAIR jake gyllenhaal dont DO THIS TO ME

HES CRYING STOP HIMTACKCKOKGHSIAJDBSND FUCK

ENNIS HUGGING JACK FROM BEHIND ASHDHEHCJSB

wtf is he eating that looks like absolute shit

no

nonosklno

yourejoking youre actually joking

no that didnt happen that didnt happen no no fuck off no youre joking youre joking please hes not dead he didnt die no

im gonna be sick

wow that house is so fucking white there is NO color

oh my god he never washed that shirt stop

ITS HUNG UP IN HIS CLOSET BY THE PHOTO STIP STOP STOP

i feel dizzy oh my god i cant do this i dont ever wanna watch a movie again 😭

god i thibk that might be top ten movies... jesus christ everyone should go watch brokeback mountain right now i was fucking crying half the movie

im not gonna scale rate it bc i suck at those but man if i did it would be high

might watch brokeback mountain rn

[cheemken]

Man, how WOULD Iris react to her friends asking her about the champions dragging her to hell and back??

She’d definitely freak out because they KNOW. They know what happens behind closed doors and the last person who found out got murdered for it. She already lost her grandfather, she doesn’t want to lose the last people she truly cares about

Maybe she’s try comfort Hilbert, telling him that he had no idea what was happening and it wasn’t his fault. He couldn’t have known, she really, really didn’t want to tell any of them what happened because she feared for their lives

Also so true King “This is Home” is definitely the Unova Kids in the Villain AU. They (slightly) don’t care about what Iris was done, or how she acts now, they just want their friend back. Now that they know that her new personality is the result of the champions abusing her mentally and physically, they have a reason to help her come back to them. To come back home where she belongs, not with the champions

But ough just Hilbert pulling her close and hugging her, trying not to cry right then and there because they’re comforting Iris not him. And just the other four joining the hug and telling Iris that it’s okay, they’ll help her, she doesn’t have to do this alone anymore, and that they’re sorry they never truly helped her in the past

Man Iris is just sobbing. She finally got genuine comfort and love from someone for the first time in years. Not like the champions who’d do it to mess with her head. And she’s clinging so tightly to them, scared that they’ll disappear if she lets go, but she’s knows that her friends can’t do anything, she won’t let them.

Because the last person who interfered died, and she doesn’t want the same to happen to the only people keeping her sanity intact. She’s BREAK if it were to happen

And Diantha knows just that

Bro I'm

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME😭😭😭😭

No but

OUGH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

No cause I've been thinking abt that last night too😭😭😭

Like,,,, OUGH VHDMFBMDBD shit how can I be normal after this the bw brainrot is so fucking real today

Imagine tho, Iris almost doesn't wanna leave the others bc if she does, then the Champions might attack them the same way they did w Drayden, and God she can't lose them, not them, please not them I love them please don't take them away from me too, and god she's there clinging tight on to Hilbert, crying on his chest going on how she's fucking terrified to let go, she's terrified to leave them, cause the last time someone knew abt this, the last time she left that person too, she came back to him on the floor dead with all the champions around him, and just jcmcbcnd

And the others tell her that she doesn't have to deal w the Champions anymore, that they're taking her away from them, and if they have to fight them then so be it, they don't care, they'll save Iris from them

And suddenly... Suddenly Diantha's there, the other champions too

"my, my, have I not told you that a champion doesn't cry, Iris?" She says, eyes glowing, the other champions w her, a Master Ball in hand.

And god Iris could just feel the dread and terror sinking in too, her hands were trembling as she slowly looked at Diantha, that lazy smirk on the Kalos Champion's face.

"you know, when Gengar had told me about your meeting with your friends, I paid no heed. Of course, you and Hau have your own friends, don't you?" Then she sighed, almost disappointed, "and now you want to battle us champions?"

Hilbert pulls Iris close to him, growling at Diantha, "she's not the only one, we'll battle you too. You're not taking Iris away from us."

Diantha laughs at that, then she snapped her fingers, and a strong psychic surge went through them, and then the others except Iris and Hilbert were held within Gardevoir's psychic hold. "You two.. well, I heard Iris always wanted to share that Champion title with you. Very well. If you two beat me in a battle, we'll leave them be, Iris." She then walked to the other side of the field, the same poise and elegance she always had. "But if you lose... Well, they can just say hi to your grandfather for us, then."

God imagine if that's how the others found out abt what really happened to Drayden tho cjmxnxm that he really didn't die of health issues, he was killed, by the champions no less

and Diantha's there waiting for them, calling out both Gengar and Gardevoir on the field, her hand over her Key Stone, the other outstretched towards them, "you two go first."

Hilbert finally lets go of Iris, but took her hand instead, telling her that they can win this, they have to, they will, and Iris, finally feeling some of the weight off her shoulders, nodded at him, and both of them called out Hydreigon and Emboar. Kyurem and Reshiram at the helm, waiting for the right time to attack, knowing full well Yveltal is on the other side of the field, waiting to be called out as well.

[the-acid-pear]

Still pissed off over Tokugawa saying that guy was the size of a girl for being 165.. He's literally twice your size dude :|

Still Chapter 39

These weights don't feel accurate

Mf just teleported behind him

Broken back WOOO <3

Chapter 40

Respect!

I thought that was iron Michael for a sec

This big guy is cute he's my pollo

Nearly as big as Jack, doesn't show at ALL tho

IMAGINE HE FUCKING LOSES NOW

His expression looks so kind man

LOOK AT THOSE PANTS OMFG

Old man, get their ass.

Chapter 41

Mf already like 😰

Slappable ass

Love that hand on the back of his head, looks like a gentle pat

I like how stoic he is

OH FUCK

Chapter 42

This mf looks... Odd

I swear to god with these nicknames, this is probably the most... Okay one tbf

Abnormally long arms

Haha yet Igari kicked the other guy's ass <3

YFAETTAWETAYEASYEYEATEA

Me when i fucking GET YOU

This guy is brutal

Mfs in the comment don't know how to do anything but bitch lately

Chapter 43

He looks like someone but idk who

Ass

These sumos like 😂

Okay i was waiting to see this guy

Honoo has no business being so cute

King

:/

Chapter 44

I love these men a lot, I'm finally feeling the same love i felt back in the maximum tournament

I wish there was an emoji to express the emotion Kinryuuzan is conveying

Grandpa like :]

Obsessed with these mennn

OH ARM REATACHMENT TIME, already forgot about it 😭

YEAHHH HAD TO CHECK THIS IS THE GUY WHO REATTACHED DOPPO'S HAND

Hell that's kinda freaky i won't lie. Mf can't beat his meat in a straight way anymore :///

Chapter 45

OH SHIT RIGHT THE SCAR

Okay that's, kinda fucking scary.

Like very sweet and wholesome and low-key gay but, 😰

YDYeetstwatawtat SHIBA BEHIND HIM OUGH MY LOVE

Hana as pretty as ever even without an eye <3

Chapter 46

Jack deserves to be here :/

Reminds me of a conversation i had with my stepfather, a bad one, where i said standing was better for the body than sitting, but not as good as walking and he was like "bs standing is useless", fool he was

Thick

He's so cute

Chapter 47

BROOO HANA LOOKS SO SMALL 😭😭😭 SUKUNE YOU ARE WAY TOO BIG.

I love all these fighters faces in this page, the lights are on but no one is home

A smile won't kill you, Hana :/

There, thank you!

"HE'S SO SMALL!"

FUCK STOP DISSING THE SMALL FIGHTERS OYFURSYSEEY 😭😭😭

God why is he introducing them like this what is wrong with this guy my fucking god 😭

Of course grandpa is going against the largest guy

"Yujiro fighting Frieza or somthing"

Chapter 48

They are all so genuinely happy, and I'm happy for them too bc this is a normal tournament with some rules and i hope no one will die ok?

Man this is truly what we needed, some lighthearted contest just like back in the day, just some good fun

I was gonna joke about love winning but went "nah..." But now i scrolled down and read "They've come upon their ideal lovers!", like ok 🧍 good for them tho 💞🏳️‍🌈

Sukune undressing Shibukawa was foreshadowing for what's to come/j

Adiós

Grandpa fucking dies

Doppo a good homie tho ngl

JTSTEAWTTAWTWA NAH IT RLLY ISN'T BAKI BUT HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

ITSYESTEARWAR i can't blame my pollo (don't remember his name), look at the size of grandpa 😭

Chapter 49

ITDURSYESYES YESSS YOUNG GRANDPA MY BELOVED, THE LITTLE SHIT <3

Yeah lmao mf is so out of place 😭

Itagaki definitely has a pee fetish 🧍

Chapter 50

Grandpa i have a feeling you will lose so please don't

Hey don't you fucking diss my grandpa like that you asshole

"they didn't choose their opponent" i mean idk man Kureha got to chose to fight Kosho back then,,,

"against the little old man" aytsetse

YAFAGARAW A CHIHUAHUA PLS DOPPO 😭

YEAH IT IS BAKI!!! This entire chapter is just everyone trash talking gouki ffs ljfirsyeayea

Hehehe

At least he's wearing dif clothes, he won't end up naked this time

Chapter 51

AUSRYRSEYATAETEA

Woops 🥰

Chapter 52

OKAY GOOD KYOGEI

"yet out of greed, he's obtained a cat-like dexterity too!" I like that line

He's just gonna dodge or jump or smnth bro

Chapter 53

Amaizing lmao

HOO HE JUMP

I finally looked up what dyed in the wool meant

Grandpa?

THAT FACE PIFOYITDYESEYA

Someone pointed out this is the second time Shibukawa pulls that move of making someone trip, nice

Chapter 54

W-WHERE IS THIS GOING? ITDUSYSEYDSYES

THAT'S SUCH A WEIRD COMPARISON PLEASEEE 😭😭😭

Did I mention i love this guy? Cuz i really do.

NOOO GRANDPAAA

ITSYAWYSEYESTWATESTDAT NOOOOOOOOOO

Chapter 55

GRANDPA UR SO COOL 🥺

CHIPHUOIYGG GOD, it's been so long since i got this excited with this manga 😭🥺

PJGGKXHFZHFZHDZJFZ KINGGGGGGGPJDRYESYSEYSERZ AHGHHPUYGIOYG 👁️👁️

Chapter 56

The two sizes, giant and shrimp

MY MAN DID IT, MY POLLO DID IT

Oh god fuck

Everyone is bitching a lot but I'm living bro

Chapter 57

😳? /j

Oh his palm okay ☺️

Living so much so excited bc this fight

AHHH SHHHIT HIS EYE

His eye always makes me so sick like i have seen worse but there's something about it so 😖🤢

I like how that freaked out Kyogei too, can't blame him <:/

POOR GUYYY HE'S SO NICE BUT GRANDPA IS, WELL, GRANDPA!

"DUDE, SHIBUKAWA!!!"

THIS IS SO FUNNY GOUKI I LOVE YOU A LOT

Dirty move, but we saw he was fine so it's okay

Chapter 58

GRANDPA SNAPS

LOOK HOW PROUD HE LOOKS FFS OUSRUAYEYEATEA

God grandpa i love you but please chill I'm tensing up

Old man won Wooo!!

Chapter 59

I like that he asked :)

They both did an splendid job 🥺

"that was wonderful, senpai" "don't give me that crap" JWGKSGW 😭

Me neither i almost get my jaw stuck again Doppo if you go out there and die I'm. I don't know what I'm doing. Please don't die Doppo. Or just lose, don't lose either.

Chapter 60

Grandpa he was 6 times your size, lower your standards

I'm so worried rn

"the saint" kdjdfajsjs

HUGE ROUND FISTS JDHSFDVS

MEATY TEGATANA 😭😭

ABSURDLY THICK FINGERS,,,,,

Doppo you got really hyped PLS,,, Don't lose 🥺

Chapter 61

I'm glad he's happy at least

Mf literally went 🤤

HEHE I'VE SEEN THIS PANEL BEFORE! Back when i wasn't used to the artsyle i was like 😐 but now idc big ass tits 👀🥵

So easily? SUS...

OH MR SUMO GRABBED THE FOOT! ....lucky one 😒 /hj

Chapter 62

WOOF WOOF BARK ARFJGJFGG

IM GRUNTING AND GROWLING I LOVE MAN

Yo Baki tf happened to your neck?

HOLY FUCK DUDE OH MY GOD

Ah, there it goes, my entire back and lower body is going numb. Do y'all think i might have brain damage or something? Maybe low iron. Whenever i get too excited my legs feel like TV static

Mfs on the comments shitting on Sumo sm bruh 😐

Chapter 63

Usually i would assume he's being an asshole asking that but based on his expression he sounds very genuine this time

The serotonin is thru the roof rn

HHHHH AAAHHHHH........

NOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭

OH THANK GOD I LITERALLY SIGHED IRL I WAS SO WORRIED THERE....

I like how 1) he explained it and 2) he's speaking worse using abbreviations and stuff

YOU ARE RIGHTTT

Chapter 64

"his reasoning is an enigma" NOTHIN NEW IRSYAYEAEYA

thisissocoolthisissocoolthisissocool

YEAAAAAHHHH

OH FUCK INDEED

Chapter 65

HHHH YEHA... BROKEN ITS GONE

SAME BAKI,,,

AAAHGIOYHFH FUCK 😰

Moving my bangs out the way that's how epic this is

IyfiyfitfjxghfztdsFStd god this shit got me speaking in tongues again

HHHH THAT'S NOT GOOD

OH NO OH NO

Chapter 66

DOPPO PLEASE

OH OH IM IM GOBNA CRY MAN IM FEELING SO MUCH

URSYEATSDGTAFAGS, 😐

AHAHAHDJDHDKSGSJSGAAAAA

HOLDING HIM DOWN SO GENTLY NOW,,,,,,,,

KSGDSPPFFTYT DOPPO OROCHI I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH😭💞

Chapter 67

LOOK AT THOSE GENUINE SMILES

KSHSKDGSKS OKAY

Okay the rest of you can literally do whatever, win or lose idc my old men did their thing and that's enough for me

YOU COCKY BASTARD 💞

jJahsjsgsngsjwge Hana i love you

Was this guy the pounder?

Chapter 68

YEAH, THE THRUSTER WAS HIS TITLE

This fella is cute, most of these sumos are

UFSYDATDATDAYESTEA HE'S NORMAL HOW WEIRD

These poor sumos aren't used to these men's insanity

Yeah, rip.

Chapter 69 (nice!)

And he didn't even need to get naked!

Ass ☺️

C'mon Sachihoko!!!

Chapter 70

D-dudes, Doppo just left the arena, didn't y'all see that shit?

OH THEY RECOGNIZED HANA

I can't remember but o guess this guy was that shitty professor

You know, i don't always have to hit post limit. And i read so much i have a headache! It's a good spot to end it <3

Fifth book! Sumo Saga! Who wants to see me be as gay as i can be? I know close to nothing about this saga (aside from... Yujiro.) so this will be a fun journey!

Chapter 1

...🥴

Damn! Impressive shit, love animal abuse

This Izumo guy kinda cute

I'm thriving so far no lie

Chapter 2

I'M SORRY IT'S OK TO WHAT? 😳

Mmm patas

OH NOOO

Chapter 3

Lmao king

OH C'MON BAKI WHY?

Okay good motive lmao

I love Tokugawa's face lmao

HELLO SIR

"Sikorsky would fucking destroy this"

Love how straight these people's priorities are 😌

Chapter 4

"fairly heavy" NO SHIT KING AKSGSSJSGSHJS

OH MY GOD THAT WASN'T INTENTIONAL OWBFGAJS 😭

Oh NVM it was i thought he was knocked out cold

Chapter 5

This guy is so kind bro

SHADOW SUMO

My god this sumo just turned the crowd gay by doing shadow sumo

Chapter 6

HEHEHE MY MANNN

NOT ONLY MY MAN (who btw looks a lot like he used to, bit of a thicker jaw but that's ok) BUT ALSO OUR BOY KATOU

BRUTAL

OH DAMN THOUGHT HE HAD REALLY STEPPED ON HIM FOR A SEC,,,

I swear to god his tits get fatter every time he shows up, i would pay to hold those jugs

I love Katou yes but where's my fav manco?

ITDYEATAWTWAYRWETS HE'S RIGHT OMFG 😭😭😭

"I'm a sicko too" KWFSKAFAKFWJSGSHSHKSV 💀

God i love this man so much

Chapter 7

This artstyle makes Katou look so damn cute

Okay he has a really good point

Yes Katou sumo strong even i know that

Sir i almost choke on my drink 😳

LOOK AT KATOU'S LITTLE BASTARD FACE, LOOKING LIKE HIS OG SELF AGAIN JHSHSHWY

LMAO HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW DOPPO HAS NO PHYSICAL BALLS WHEN FIGHTING 🤣

HE'S FUCKING DEAD

Chapter 8

URSYEATEASYE HE'S JUST OUT

Baki just pulls any excuse he can't to avoid fighting the old man, like, fair but :/

Katou: "what did you hit me with?" Doppo: 🤗

Those chonky legs are gonna make me act uppp

That's super interesting, I'm enjoying this saga for the knowledge I'm getting alone

Please don't kill him Baki

Doppo please-

HOHO HE GOT HIM YOOO

I like how he was like "yeah tried to ignore that world :/" but then knows everything about it like okay Doppo KTSHEAEJAF

Oh yeah, Baki's dead

There's an actual sumo fan in the comments and i respect him sm

You know, the only Hanma Doppo hasn't hit yet (out of the 4 we know) is Jack, which like it's fair but it's funny (i say hit and not fight bc he only properly fought Yuji-chan)

Chapter 9

Yujiro is at it again i guess :/

Oh no for once it wasn't Yuji's fault!

Boy i don't think your ankle can do that <:/

I love this random bodyguard

Look at his kind face, i like this guy

Awww <:3c

Can't wait for him to fight Yujiro 😍

I SHOULD BE SAYING MY MY MR UNCHAINED LOOK AT THOSE GLASSES 😳

"So Mr Unchained will be sacrificed to hype the sumo" i love the use of the word sacrifice in this context

Chapter 10

LMAO YESSS I LOVE THE BUTTON EYE GUY

The little <3

GIRL NOW IM HUNGRY

I really can't complain about those glasses he looks hella fine

BIG BOOBA

I like how he doesn't hold his hip but his leg, power move from Itagaki

He doesn't even know how this manga works 🐍

Chapter 11

That's fucking epic

Girl i can barely stay standing on both legs imagine THAT

Lol isn't it 500 nowdays?

Well of course he used a pinky! I remember the explanation :)

Lasha couldn't stand this so apparently his new record is 484

Chapter 12

Hehe Hana, come here boy we gotta see Sukune try something out

"Fairly normal uses"

This body guard looks a little too much like Katou for my liking

King shit

HEHE HI OLIVA!!!!!

Chapter 13

He doesn't even know Oliva 😹

Boob

Fuck i forgot Sukune was up to 2 m tall damn 😳

"irredeemable slim" obsessed

Plop

Girl this sumo is awakening something in me fuck

Chapter 14

YEAH TRUE I FELT IT TOO

I'm living babey

Has Oliva ever pulled out an aura like that? 😳

YRATESTERYSA ASSHOLE

I love Josh Miller so much

Chapter 15

Kinky af Sukune ngl

HE'S JUST THAT GOOD OLIVA

Hell that's pretty cool

HOIIGFUYSYESYESYESAHHH

Chapter 15.5

I wanted to see Oliva but that's okay Gaia i have time for you too

HOHO COLOR!

Oh shit a normal anime woman

Girl.

GAIA I'M LITERALLY AS SHORT AS YOU AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE

"When a crewmate is standing on top of the vent"

STOP BLAMING MOTOBE FOR THIS IRSURAUAYRSE

Chapter 16

GOD OUCH OUCH

AAAAHHH THAT MUST HURT SM

ASJHHHHH NOOOOOOOO

Se fue a la mierda boludo se fue a la concha de su hermana nooooo

Chapter 17

I know drawing body hair is probably tedious but 😢💔

HE'S FUCKING DEAD

I pity you Oliva sm

Chapter 18

He mad cute don't @ me

I'm, sorry is this...

Okay yeah he IS the fella from the maximum tournament wow 😳

Chapter 19

Fellas like 👁️👁️

I love Sukune and his calm face a lot

Cops are here already lmao

Chapter 20

Cops in this franchise have the worst job ever

YEAH FR LMAO

Mmm patas peludas

UFSYESEYTWA YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW BRO 👁️👁️

Chapter 21

Y'know Sukune is cute and all but i think he's a bit too brutal for my liking

Okay nvm that was good of him

Those kois eat more than me

Y'all have NO IDEA how bad i want to be picked up by Sukune

He's such a boyboss

HOHOHO KING 👀

Don't worry i would peg him (KAHWKSGSKSSH SORRYYYY)

Chapter 22

Actually feel bad for the guy

Everything this old man does is smoke and feed his koi fish and honestly, respect

I would just faint bro

Chapter 23

Mf is insanely op for doing that

King

Chapter 24

Anatomy is so fucked in this book but idc round

Retsu spent a long ass time training doing literally the same idk what you are so surprised about goroukou

I have no idea what he's saying but that's sick

He's just doing what Baki bro

Chapter 25

Tokugawa i don't think a man who healed from a lung cancer just a year ago should do this

Amazing

They should make Musashi fight him (/j Musashi would most likely die bc he would curious over how strong Sukune is, but by then it would be kinda late-)

Was this guy always this way?

Chapter 26

IGARIIII I MISS YOUUU, even if you ended this sumo's whole career

Also must say Igari looks kinda odd this artstyle, big eyes take the focus away from his canoe shaped face that- *gets shot*

I like how thin his ankles are, especially compared to the wrists

Look how calm and confident he is lmao

HEEELLO BABY!

Bitches in the comments acting like they don't know Baki, the assholes lmao

Chapter 27

HE SO TINY

I have no idea what lending chest means that's why I'm so quiet

Is that allowed?

Chapter 28

ITSYEAEAFSTRWYDF LEAVE MY ANDROGYNOUS BOY ALONE

"with no place for fantasy" bro this is Baki did you read the sign before coming in?

Sukune like 😦

Tokugawa doing the DreamWorks face i see

Chapter 29

Hehe smart man

Must hurt horrors to be standing on that sand no lie

I have no clue what Baki did

Chapter 30

Haha fool doesn't even know he can fix him brain by hitting it very hard! ...i miss you Retsu 🥺

I love how confused he is

I mean i guess that's true yeah

Mf loves that trick doesn't he?

IGDYAETAWTAWD TOKUGAWA'S REACTION 😭

Chapter 31

GIRL I DON'T THINK THEY WERE AWARE OF THEIR EXISTENCE BACK THEN

SGAFSHSGDFA This entire match is Sukune being like 😦

Hey look at the fellas! I like how they give introductions to em as if we hadn't been seeing these guys since book 1

Chapter 32

Would say that's a Pog but not quite

THERE! GLAD THEY MENTIONED IT!

Hana's now blind eye looks cool ngl

Mohfyestwatws "he's thicc 🥵"

HOOO NICE FLIP!!!

There's something funny about those 4 just hanging out up there without Sukune knowing

"He's like a kid in a candy shop"

Chapter 33

Idk why that made me laugh

I have seen this panel before, i still think it's pretty cute 👉👈

"in vogue" he's so pretentious 🙄/hj

DOPPO YOU WERE THERE YOU SAY THAT FUCKING SUMO, YOU ARE A SMART GUY C'MON!

Oh okay seeing he's talking with Hana i can imagine this is previous to what we just saw

URATEATESEGSA i love grandpa

Tokugawa like 😨

Dirty move old man ngl

The little <3 obsessed

Chapter 34

I don't think Hana is that light bro

Hehe last time all the mains were at the arena it was when the prisoners..... Nice to see it's a better context now <3 (INSIDE the arena i mean btw)

Why do they sit so close to that table?

Smoke is so cool in this manga

Shit this is cool to know, usually maps in my country look the same but the other way around, both Americas on the left

Kinda sad how Oliva didn't get to use his headbutt

He doesn't even know 🐍

Chapter 35

Lol today i re-read done bits of the maximum tournament and yeah this guy looks the same <3

I'm.... Gonna shit my pants are we having another tournament after so long?!

I love how even Sukune is surprised

HEY LET GRANDPA GO

I love how he could have grabbed him from the shoulder but no the neck of the clothes like dude(?

HOHOHO NICE

H- he's nakey. Give him back his clothes please.

UFSYETAWTAWES FR DUDE 😳 PLSSS OYFISRURSEYAYESEYA

I'M BLUSHING HE'S NAKEYYY

Chapter 36

I... The direction where this is going is rather SUS

AN ARM? A SINGLE FUCKING ARM?!

IT ISN'T?

KATSUMI NGL THAT'S KINDA WEIRD OF YOU

THESE MEN ARE FUCKING INSANE BRO OMFG 😭

Oh is this formerr sumo fighting too? Lil cringe, full offense

I won't remember any of them :)

Chapter 37

Oh my god that guy is so tiny what

They all seem pretty nice ngl <:3c

He's kinda cute

Those are some tight shorts

Chapter 38

He's dead

Balls status: bad

Hhhh with all the nails and shit, big f <:/

IGXJREZYEYZ BROOO THAT'S LESS THAN BAKI OMG 🥺

Chapter 39

FUCK LOOK AT THAT SUNDAE IM SO HUNGRY NOW

This guy hasn't seen Doppo fight and it shows

"the size of a girl" bro. Bro there are shorter ppl around. 165 is tall for a girl too. Tokugawa you yourself are shorter than that. What the hell.

97 KG?!