#rifp @me

[cozylittleartblog]

cool news!! i will be at anime central (ACEN) here in Chicago may 17th ~ 19th, in the artist alley. fitting that my first convention is also now my first artist alley

[raitrolling]

jadebloods, except i force myself to keep my sketches loose and making no corrections + no copyflipping eyes

[hotelbitches]

also! if i take a while to reply to things, please be forgiving! i have 23 drafts and 25 asks currently. that's not even mentioning the things i have going on discord, too. i am a sloooooow writer when i'm not fixated on a specific character. and i have other shit going on, too. i may seem like i reply to some things really fast, but that's not the reality for everything i am capable of.

[vipier-a]

I intended to do things yesterday but forgot I agreed to babysit my tiny toddler nephew all day and then didn’t realize how quickly I was coming down with something until I got home last night but this morning I’m definitely ill and a little loopy from cold medicine and this sickness messing with my head. not blowing anyone off I swear, just trying to get to drafts and messages as I’m able to and wishing everyone else a better start to the week!

[beforecreation]

do you hate mortals

"It'd be easy to think that, wouldn't it? It's a natural assumption, after all, a destroyer's job involves removing mortals that are deemed a detriment. It's certainly not a job for those with a bleeding heart. Mortals can be cruel, vain, and capable of an endless amount of detriment to the very planets they occupy, if not to the entire universe... But deities can be just as bad, if not worse than the mortals they preside over. It's quite peculiar, is it not?"

"I have no contempt for mortals, the most invigorating moments of my life were all a result of actions made by mortals. Rest assured, my hate is reserved for individuals."

[thanflowers]

not me realizing 15 yrs late that bryce calls cousland "pup" because he married the sea wolf......

[heartsdefine]

i think i'm gonna go home early. i just do not feel good today.

[agentinred]

“I hadn’t lifted my face to the sky in so many years that I almost forgot it was there,” Carmen murmured, her voice carrying the weight of a hidden melancholy. It was as if the sigh that trembled at the edge of her lips had been her only companion in a solitude that stretched beyond memory. Simultaneously, her hands clung to the garden hoe in front of her, dragging it through the dark, fertile soil with renewed vigor.

Starter | @fragmentmemories | Xochi

[ccaptain]

@aguilareye: “I’m going to carry you, now, ok?” ( meme prompt. )

   From the sleepy mass in his lap that is Kaeya comes a really sad, heartbreaking whine.

   Given that poor Boothill has been trying to get up after not one, not two, but three rounds of morning cuddles and kisses, we can safely conclude that the Enigma is just being a bit bratty, this morning. Being picked up means that he'll be carried to to do their morning routine, the one he's so fond of that they developed once the cyborg settled down in Kaeya's Room. Their Room, now.

   But today he's so sleepy and comfy, the bed is so warm while Boothill is just that good bit of warmed-up-by-the-sheets side of tiepid that's still wonderfully chilly. In fact, mischievous Enigma was perfectly fine pratically plastered atop of him, cuddled in the scent of leather and faint gunpowder ( which quickly became his favorite one, would you look at that, ) when he was swept up by the other's sudden movement with a little squeep! of surprise. 

   Now poor Kaeya is in his lap, bare, long legs curled around his middle for support and arms secured around his neck in case the warning didn't came- his eyes are still firmly closed, a little dog-like whine pitching in for how much he thinks about starting the day. A wonderful concept, was one not so sleepy.

   ' I'm so nice and comfy and you pick me up from the bed, ' he protests, grumbling into warm skin of Boothill's neck, not so mean-spirited. Off his mouth, unfiltered, slips out ' worst husband ever. Ten bar zero. He bullies me because I'm cute as a button and tells me we're getting up, sugar but I don't wannaaaaaaaa. '

   A long moment of silence. Then, proounced solemnly and with an ominous voice-

   ' Revenge. '

   And he proceeds to raspberry the tender skin of Boothill's neck without an ounce of mercy.

   The Hunt loses a valiant Pathstrider, today.

[pixlokita]

HELLO!! Thank you again for the Ballpit AU!!!

So I got the Into the Pit audiobook last week (I forgot to cancel my audible subscription for like.... months and needed to burn my credits somewhere fun LOL). And I wouldn't call myself a fnaf lore expert lol. But it got me randomly thinking. If the ball pit in Jeff's Pizza could time travel because -mumblemumble- Agony and Remnant reasons or something -mumblemumble- then the ball pit in the Pizzaplex probably had the same kind of thing where it absorbed all that stuff over the years? Perhaps the two ball pits in your AU that exist at different times are one and the same?

I could definitely see Fazbear entertainment in Pizzeria Sim finding the original Fredbear's ball pit after like 30 years and going, "Yeah, we can give this thing to that new guy with the bear head. His pizzeria won't last a week anyway."

And when that pizzeria burns down and they build the Pizzaplex on top of it, some OTHER pizzaplex employees find that thing hidden away and say to themselves, "We can't waste this money-saving resource! Find a good place for the 40-50 year old disgusting unwashed ball pit in this Pizzaplex immediately!!!"

...And that kids, is one possible recipe for your very own time traveling ball pit....??

But also this is fnaf. Nothing really needs a recipe, I personally am a fan of answering lore questions with, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "uhh-uhh!"

Anyway thanks for being awesome!! You are an inspiration to a fellow long comic project writer heehee

-crying because I love this idea and you can consider it canon in my au now- HAVSJSBKSBD DUDE AAAA LOVE IT do you think Michael recognized it 😭 he just got it in pizzeria simulator and was like 🧍‍♂️ okay helpy you can have this one…

It’s full of remnant and agony and colorful plastic orbs :’> and maybe some Easter eggs at the bottom and time travel magic =w= but very old and gross 👌

[jizzlords]

HAHA OKAY SO... ozzie and lucifer reconnect, right? hold my hand when i say this, now that he has lucifer in front of him, the grilling questions come. can't help it. overwhelmed with emotions, that asmodeus. he's unsure if he's more upset than happy to see him again.

ozzie asking him what took him so fucking long. lucifer probably having this "conversation" like pulling teeth. lucifer saying something along the lines of "nobody cared where i was throughout that time, asmodeus!" and ozzie snaps back, screaming despite himself: "i did!" i cared, i cared. i searched, i cared, i trusted. fuck you.

[raitrolling]

tira's fashion sense outside of his team gear is very bold and brash, as he loves bright patterns and all-over-print graphic tees and streetwear / hypebeast brands, and is a big fan of combining those clothes with a good statement jacket or some ridiculous sunglasses. you just know that every time he's visiting east alternia he's picking up a new sukajan jacket. he's got other bomber jackets with arcade floor pattern inner lining and accents, as well as 90s ski jackets or other stuff that's immediately going to turn heads

he also collects snapbacks and seems to have a different one every time he's been photographed in casual wear, but i hate drawing caps so you will just have to trust me on that LMAO

[irl]

anyway i have to get ready for work unless someone wants to call my boss and say im too pretty for that and she should just pay me anyways

[hotelbitches]

i wasn't really into radio/dust or husker/dust until i started writing this idiot and now i'm in deep

[skullkxd]

Good morning folks. It sure is Sunday, huh. Let’s get this party started. Drink your water, remember your meds, etc etc. be excellent to each other.

[heartsdefine]

@wayan9an (hale) — rook starter call / accepting!

        “one war ends, another begins. there is always someone fighting someone somewhere.”