#ridiculous!!!

[tariah23]

This is so funny what the hell is Todo doing over THERE 😭😭😭

[tallmadgeandtea]

Benedict Arnold: Permission to do war crimes General Clinton? May I commit war crimes now please?

[abearbutch]

dysphoria is so funny like what do you mean i had a dream that i had long flowing hair and i was wearing a dress in public for all to see just because. my hair is 2 weeks overdue a haircut.

[detroit-grand-prix]

Imagining Toto making George hot cocoa before bed and tucking him in. Possibly even telling him a bedtime story.

[asmallcafethatslove]

i block every bot that follows me and i once tried to report it as spam to see if it works but i get more and more bots 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[whimsical-westbrook]

Learn hyper beam!

asdjgkljskls-

I'M NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WOULD COME OUT OF A VILLAIN'S SPACESHIP

[paddington-two]

i need to go grocery shopping again moodboard

[97-liners]

i think the tumblr algorithm is putting one of my reblogs of a post on ppls dashes (i don't understand ppl who have that function turned on btw i only see posts from ppl i follow bc i approve their vibes), because i keep getting notifications on a post i reblogged weeks ago. btw this is about junhui mirror selfies where he was wearing the suit w/ the waist cutouts.

so i decided to take a look at the reblog cloud.

on the right is op (@/lesbiancarat) and on the left is me. 😬 who is doing the dev on these tumblr algorithms.

[raddagher]

Idgaf if you don't want to write essays for school. I don't care if you don't want to write corporate emails yourself. I don't care if you can't draw well, I don't care if you can't write well, I don't care if you just really really want to talk to your favorite fictional character but don't want to RP with a real person because you have social anxiety or whatever

If you're still regularly using generative ai, chatgpt or midjourney or character.ai or literally whatever the fuck, im personally blaming you when my utility prices start going up.

[werethropy]

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

[flight0fthecrows]

holds them gently

[rimonoroni2]

“a penis is Ontologically Evil because it’s technically capable of perpetrating sexual violence” damn, wait till you hear about hands!

[forcebookish]

man if the watchers' council wanted to be actually useful they'd have lawyers instead they'd rather just boss girls around and put them in mortal peril with barely any help

[mothbaaalls]

OH MY GOD

i accidentally made a cat oc for one of my blorbos except the happiest period in said blorbo's life was 400 years ago and ended in massive tragedy and that was when i was imagining the kitty existing.

SO NOW I'M SAD ABOUT A FICTIONAL CAT THAT I LITERALLY JUST MADE UP

[southpauz]

DO YOU BLEED?