#riddick/vaako

[hoodlander]

Vaako was one of his best looks

Bonus tongue action. The way his tongue chases hers at the end UNF.

[rej11]

[sandywitchboi]

[cassiopeia-grimm]

it's too hard to choose, it's almost impossible. 🤣

[madamechoukette]

Sorry... AO3 is my bestfriend and they are a bad influence on me!

Riddick: So are we flirting right now?

Vaako: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Riddick: That doesn’t answer my question

[dominicared]

Toxic gay people ended up marrying each other to gain political power.

[thorinsbeard]

A movie for every year since I was born meme: The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)

[scifipinups]

Thandie Newton The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)

[theweirdspacejellyfish]

riddick x vaako fic recs

( some might be dark and im sorry but their really good)

baby let your hair hang down by Howland - 1,779 words and oneshot

keep what you kill by Tarlan - 3,138 words and oneshot

you can have it all by Howland - 5,073 words and oneshot

to the threshold by Truth - 9,958 words and oneshot

courting the enemy by Caro Dee - 2,891 words and oneshot

threshold by Tarlan - 4,287 words and oneshot

what you kill by hunters_retreat - 537 words and oneshot

godless by Tarlan - 22,731 words and oneshot

you keep what you kill by Savageseraph - 514 words and oneshot

zealot by Tarlan - 2,139 words and oneshot

instinct by iamaslashaddict -1,098 words and oneshot

philosophy and prophecy by Tarlan - 1,283 words and oneshot

run by heeroluva - 5,133 words and oneshot

senses beautiful by Talan - 998 words and oneshot

[rej11]

[sandywitchboi]

Modern AU

Riddick x Kyra (Jack)

Needing to get half way across the country, Kyra hitched a ride with her shady on-and-off-again ex, Richard B. Riddick. Their car breaks down. Their vehicle is towed to a party hosted by Riddick's former squad mates.

There was no money for the hotel now that they had to patch up the car. So they'd have to spend the night with Riddick's friend, Vaako.

Once they are at Vaako's house party they realize it is full of swingers. All these couples are flirting with them. Unsuccessfully.

Until Kyra sees Vaako's gorgeous wife and can't help herself. She ignores all of Riddick's warnings and Vaako, Kyra, Damita, and Riddick have a lovely two weeks as they wait on repairs.

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

"OBEDIENCE WITHOUT QUESTION. LOYALTY UNTIL UNDERVERSE COME."

PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on film stills of Lord Vaako (played by Karl Urban), a ruthless and skilled Necromonger commander of Lord Marshal Zhylaw and the eighth Lord Marshal upon Riddick's departure.

FILM: "The Chronicles of Riddick" (2004)

DIRECTOR: David Twohy

SCREENPLAY: David Twohy

COSTUME DESIGN: Michael Dennison & Ellen Mirojnick

CINEMATOGRAPHY: Hugh Johnson

DAME VAAKO: "Never fails to inspire, does it? Each time a dynasty falls."

VAAKO: Remember your place, Dame Vaako."

DAME VAAKO: "My place is at your side, dear husband. From here till Underverse come."

Sources: www.imdb.com/title/tt0296572/characters/nm0881631, Pinterest, Pop Mythology, Epicstream, various, etc...

[cassiopeia-grimm]

Looks like Bones won. 😊

[silverspleen]

Rewatched Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick and damn. Damn love those movies so much they are both good movies and you can't tell me otherwise.

(I think Chronicles may be my favorite of the two.)

I will never watch the third movie. The only Riddick ending I need is that one fanfiction on Ao3 where the author wrote what I am 100% sure is a self insert in as a super special concubine assassin bodyguard of the Lord Marshall who eventually falls in love with Riddick because this is fanfiction goddammit. Riddick is like "ah a Hot Woman who fights good" and he cleverly negotiates all of the Necromongers onto some random planet with his craftiness and fighting good so they can colonize it and not Have War Forever, becomes besties with Vaako after beating him up, and later finds a *second* hot tortured criminal man (TM) for his wife, super special self insert woman, since he can't be there all the time to protect her, so she has two boyfriends, Riddick and riddick 2 electric bogaloo, and gardening is an important plot element.

You will never take this from me, it's the only ending to Riddick I need. I want to pretend the evil space empire is fixed with 1) gardening and 2) space criminal who cares naught for their spicy political murder dramas and just repeatedly beats them into submission with their own rules because he killed the last boss and if he says we're gonna go colonize some random planet, you're gonna go colonize some random planet.

[madamechoukette]

I watch The Chronicles of Riddick (again) so...

Riddick: Hey Vaako can I get a sip of your water?

Vaako: It's not water.

Riddick: Vodka, I like your style!

Vaako: It's vinegar.

Riddick: Wh-Wha-

Vaako: It's vinegar, COWARD!

[immortalmuses]

For @magikborn, continued from here

ㅤㅤㅤVaako follows the pointed direction of Riddick's Ulak with his gaze, spotting the bloodied heap of a lesser general lying dead in the outer chamber. The blood on the Commander's teeth turns to a fine mist as he expels a snarl.

ㅤㅤㅤ"This has all the hallmarks of an attempted coup," Scowling, Siberius ducks briefly into the en-suite bathing chamber to collect a towel. He emerges swiping at the blood smeared across his mouth, before offering Riddick the towel to wipe his blades clean. ".... and my intel suggests it is once again a member of the Nobility, unable to accept your rule because..." Vaako pauses, then grimaces, "...because you have not been purified."

ㅤㅤㅤThe Necromonger keeps his own thoughts about that to himself, knowing it is not a conversation that will go anywhere worthwhile. Beyond a doubt, Riddick has proven himself worthy to lead the Necromonger Empire, even without the added power granted by purification or transcendence. Siberius just wishes he knew what that meant for their prophesies of Underverse, and whether they will have earned their place amongst the Holy Dead.

ㅤㅤㅤSlanting his gaze back to the Lord Marshal, his lets his gaze trail over the Furyan, thoughtful, "...my patience wanes for these theatrics, but it is your choice. You may have to make an example of a few Nobility, if the Necromonger Elite are to take you seriously."