#richard and helen

[pigeons-with-jello]

Something something michael shelley is named after mary shelley because gertrude left her 'creation' out to die and not to mention helen said michael was angry and he most definitely put that anger towards the institute and the archivist as revenge because he was an abandonded crime against nature as the spiral tends to be blah blah blah you get the idea

[seaemberthesecond]

This is one of the most underrated parts of Dream Thieves. Just so much to unpack.

Adam's indescribable horniness for Helen's kitten heels? Like, sir? Are you okay?

IMMEDIATELY projecting said horniness onto Declan? He's not even THERE. Why's he catching strays? Foul.

It's even more foul considering it's not remotely true. Dating Helen would be Declan's personal hell. For one, she's smart, loves meddling in people's lives, and has immense resources at her disposal. Helen Gansey and her sexy sexy shoes would be his worst nightmare. Forget dating, even being in the same room as her would make Declan start to dry-heave in panic.

And SECONDLY, you know Declan is at once wildly resentful, disgusted, and bewildered by eldest siblings who aren't massively parentified. Like, what do you MEAN your life's sole purpose isn't to protect your younger brother? Sounds fake, but ok. Couldn't be me though.

[atomic-chronoscaph]

The Big Combo (1955)

[supernovasilence]

narnia au where their parents were with them at the train station during the beginning of Prince Caspian. To say goodbye to them. Their parents being a little bit clingy(ptsd and overprotectiveness) wanted to both see them off on the train. The parents accidentally end up in Narnia with them. Shenanigans abound. Just imagine these two proper British parents having to deal with the fact that a magical talking lion made their children Kings and Queens, and they were for 15 years in Narnia, Narnia in general, watching their children fight and command armies, Caspian, and the fact that their kids are not really children anymore. Also Mrs and Mr Pevensies having to rely on their children in this unfamiliar place.

ooh yes, there is definitely untapped potential in Mr. and Mrs. Pevensie ending up in Narnia. They would struggle so much with everything. Why are there talking animals and trees and water. Why won't our children listen to us. Who gave our tiny daughter a dagger. Why are her siblings acting like Lucy having a dagger is fine.

Also, if they tag along from the start of PC, they would quickly meet Trumpkin, and I'm laughing so hard at the thought. Because he's also a pretty skeptical person, but they'd have different ideas of what counts as reasonable.

Mr. and Mrs. Pevensie: a real dwarf? How is he here? How did we get here?

Lucy: oh, Aslan probably summoned us.

Trumpkin: the magical king lion? don't be ridiculous. everyone knows there haven't been talking lions in Narnia in centuries

Mr. and Mrs. Pevensie: but other animals talking is normal

Trumpkin: obviously

Also the battle at the end? There are very serious thoughts to be had about the parents seeing their children all grown up, and realizing how capable they are (and mourning a little at how much responsibility they've obviously had to shoulder so young. they sent their children to the countryside to give them as much childhood as they could, and instead war found them. war and greater burdens than they would have had back home), but I keep getting distracted trying to decide which would be funnier, the book or the movie version.

Movie:

Mr. and Mrs. P: Lucy's not riding into battle! None of you should, but especially her!

Peter: don't be ridiculous

Peter: she's riding alone into the forest to find a lion

Or there's the book version of events, where Peter, Edmund, and Caspian fight in the battle while Susan and Lucy are off riding around on a lion, and literal Bacchus shows up with Silenus and a bunch of maenads and they conjure grape vines and wine everywhere.

(askfjdl and then Edmund eats dirt. The dryads are eating dirt at the victory feast and Edmund eats some because it looks like chocolate and imagine his parents. They've just started accepting their children actually are grown up and capable and royalty--and then their youngest son eats dirt.)

Also, maybe Mr. and Mrs. Pevensie look at Caspian and go "oh, another child carrying way too much responsibility. oh, you're an orphan and your uncle tried to kill you? okay, we have five children now"

[mrs-remarkable]

ACGAS + text posts (2/?)

[longcoldwar]

[servants-hall]

All Creatures Great and Small Series 5

(source: sapphicstirling on Twitter/X)

[grinchwrapsupreme]

his brain is degrading without tristan there to be smarter than there's no other explanation

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Helene P. Holden - Satan, My Love - Curtis - 1974

[speciouspessimism]

do you think that gansey ever lost it and refused to leave henrietta to go to one of his mother’s publicity events and later that night found himself calling helen on the phone while throwing up in the monmouth bathroom and and asking her if she’d take him in if he ever failed out of school or got too obsessive or just couldn’t make it and his parents disowned him and she just listened to him cry and said yes of course of course i love you of course? or like not

[tristypark]

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[nigesakis]

whatever. here we go again part 1-7

[monsterintheballroom]

[starry-on-ao3]

The magic of Skeldale House...

It's the people. (Siegfried, 1x7)

I've been saving this up since Cairo (Tristan, 5x3)

This... is my first ever Christmas present (Carmody, 4x7)

I'd like you to meet your son (Helen, 4x7)

These past few weeks... have been the hardest of my life. And I don't think I'd have got through them without your kindness (Audrey, 5x7)

I'm staying here, and it's not only because of Helen... I love it here. Every day is different; I wake up and I have no idea where the job will take me... It's this place, those hills... (James, 2x6)

All Creatures Great and Small (2020-)

[mrs-remarkable]

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