#rich hedony

[zombiedeers]

EMBREE... THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I THANK YOU FOR IT......

Rick deserves everybody and anybody <33333

Also for Rick x Skiddad, I suggest DeadTired !!! (Because of the phrase, well, dead tired, and also the implication of Skiddad possibly being dead and a ghost)

With lots of encouragement from a pal of mine by the name of @tontalunar, I present to you....

RICK X LITERALLY EVERY SPOOKYMONTH CHARACTER EVER!!!!!!!

Some already existed, and most were created. You may thank me later, friends and enemies!

(Btw this is mostly a joke, I just thought it would be funny to get with some friends and come up with shipnames for all the characters in sm, if I'm missing any let me know and if you got ideas for skiddad and oogabooga it's highly appreciated!!)

[itsnotmourn]

going to the mall except your friends are rich and buys everything for you (it went over $5k)

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How would the Ganondorfs (Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, Hyrule Warriors, and Tears of the Kingdom) & Demise react to their SO, who is happy they're home, offering to make their favorite meal?

The Ganondorfs and Demise, powerful as they are, would each have their own reaction to their SO lovingly offering to make their favorite meal. Their responses would reflect the depths of their feelings for their partner, even if it means showing a softer side they rarely reveal. Here’s how each of them would react, as well as what their favorite meals within the Legend of Zelda universe might be.

Wind Waker Ganondorf (Wake):

Wake, who is usually burdened by his melancholic thoughts of what he lost and his desire to reclaim it, would be deeply touched by his SO’s warm gesture. While he doesn’t often allow himself to feel joy, he finds comfort in the quiet domesticity of being cared for.

Reaction: When his SO excitedly offers to make his favorite meal, Wake gives a small but sincere smile. "You are too kind to me," he says softly. He watches them prepare the food, quietly observing, perhaps even helping with small tasks. Though he usually remains serious, the warmth of his SO’s affection brings a moment of calm and contentment into his heart. The simple act of being loved in this way reminds him of a life he could have had.

Favorite Meal: Seafood Paella. This dish reminds him of the Great Sea, the vast ocean he traversed and ruled. The rich flavor of the seafood would resonate with him, bringing back memories of his conquests, but also a deep sense of home and longing for the past.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf (Bandit):

Bandit is used to being feared and respected, but having someone who genuinely cares for him is new. When his SO offers to make him his favorite meal, he’s initially surprised but secretly pleased.

Reaction: Bandit raises an eyebrow at the offer but can't hide the smirk that appears on his face. "You think you know what I like?" he teases, though there’s no real bite to his words. As his SO begins cooking, he watches with growing curiosity, crossing his arms but unable to tear his eyes away from the process. When the meal is ready, he sits down with a sense of anticipation, quietly enjoying every bite. He won’t admit it aloud, but he cherishes these moments of normalcy.

Favorite Meal: Goron Spice-Cooked Meat Skewer. Bandit enjoys something hearty and full of flavor. The intense heat of Goron spice suits his fiery personality, and the simple but satisfying nature of meat skewers speaks to his warrior’s appetite.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf (Noctis):

Noctis is stoic and often distant, his mind always on matters of power and destiny. However, his SO’s offer to make his favorite meal would touch a part of him he thought long buried.

Reaction: Noctis listens to his SO’s offer in silence, his golden eyes studying them with quiet intensity. "If that pleases you," he replies, though deep down, he appreciates their effort more than he lets on. As they prepare the meal, he sits nearby, watching with a sense of quiet admiration. The care they put into making his favorite dish is not lost on him, and when he finally takes the first bite, there’s a rare flicker of satisfaction in his expression. "It is... perfect," he says softly, his eyes betraying a rare moment of tenderness.

Favorite Meal: Cream of Vegetable Soup. The warmth and restorative nature of the soup appeal to his sense of practicality, but also the subtle layers of flavor remind him of simpler, more peaceful times. It’s a dish that grounds him, providing strength and comfort.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf (Hedony):

Hedony, always bold and extravagant, would be delighted by his SO’s offer to cook for him. He loves being spoiled, and the idea of a meal prepared with love is just another form of indulgence to him.

Reaction: Hedony grins widely at his SO’s offer, clearly excited. "You know just how to please me," he says with a laugh, eagerly awaiting the meal. He watches with interest, throwing in suggestions and demanding that the dish be as grand and flavorful as possible. When it’s finally ready, he digs in with enthusiasm, savoring every bite. "Delicious!" he exclaims, clearly enjoying both the food and the love behind it. He loves being the center of attention, and his SO’s affection only fuels his confidence.

Favorite Meal: Monster Cake. Hedony’s extravagant tastes lead him to enjoy something as unique and bold as Monster Cake. The dark and mysterious nature of the dish appeals to his love for power and chaos, while the rich, sweet flavor satisfies his desire for indulgence.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf (Vendettas):

Vendettas, with his cold and calculating demeanor, wouldn’t typically indulge in such simple pleasures. However, the care and affection from his SO would pierce through his icy exterior.

Reaction: Vendettas is initially indifferent to the offer, his mind always on the next step in his plans. But seeing the genuine joy in his SO’s eyes softens his resolve. He nods curtly. "Very well." He watches them cook with his usual intense gaze, though there’s a slight relaxation in his posture. When the meal is finally served, he eats slowly, savoring the flavors. Though he doesn’t express much outward emotion, the softness in his eyes speaks volumes. "It is... acceptable," he mutters, but the truth is, he’s deeply moved.

Favorite Meal: Prime Meat and Rice Bowl. Vendettas appreciates something hearty, filling, and nourishing, fitting his warrior’s body and need for strength. The simplicity of the dish appeals to his pragmatic side, while the richness of the flavors satisfies his hunger.

Demise:

Demise is used to being a force of destruction and power, so the idea of being cared for in this way is foreign to him. However, the genuine affection from his SO would stir something deep within his hardened heart.

Reaction: Demise initially scowls at the offer, finding it beneath him to indulge in such mundane activities. "You dare waste your time with this?" he growls, but there’s a flicker of curiosity in his eyes. As his SO works diligently to prepare the meal, Demise watches with a mix of fascination and confusion. When the food is finally served, he takes a bite with skepticism, but his expression changes. "This... is worthy," he rumbles, though there’s a hint of warmth in his voice. Despite his usual arrogance, the care and effort put into the meal affect him more than he lets on.

Favorite Meal: Rock Sirloin. Demise would enjoy something hearty and primal, like Rock Sirloin. The dense, meaty texture and the challenge of eating such a dish would appeal to his raw, powerful nature, and it’s a meal befitting someone as strong as him.

Summary:

Wind Waker Ganondorf: Seafood Paella – Comforting and nostalgic, reminding him of the sea.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf: Goron Spice-Cooked Meat Skewer – Spicy and hearty, suiting his fiery personality.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf: Cream of Vegetable Soup – Simple yet restorative, reflecting his composed nature.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf: Monster Cake – Bold, extravagant, and fitting his love for chaos and indulgence.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf: Prime Meat and Rice Bowl – Nourishing and hearty, fitting his practical and warrior-like demeanor.

Demise: Rock Sirloin – A primal, challenging dish that appeals to his raw power and strength.

Each Ganondorf and Demise has their own preferences that align with their character traits, from nostalgic meals to bold, extravagant dishes. The act of their SO cooking for them, filled with love and care, would touch even these hardened Demon Kings, revealing a softer side hidden beneath their intimidating exteriors.

ADD-ON:

Personally, I think Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf would enjoy Prime Poultry Pilaf as his actual favorite meal. The man just has a sweet tooth so he asked for Monster Cake for his meal when he got home. >_> Why do I think so? "The rice permeates the savory taste of the poultry in this Gerudo-region favorite." It reminds him of home.

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I know it's a day old but I just saw these tags on that Carmen and Rick art and it really is funny the fandom zeitgeist keeps circling back around to Rick and Roy being related somehow

The Spooky Month 3 headcanons had affected us that bad that I'm still not over how Richard "Rick" Hedony is not actually Roy's dad instead its Richard "Dick" rich guy

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How would the Ganondorfs (Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, Hyrule Warriors, and Tears of the Kingdom) & Demise react to helping their SO make a cake?

SO wanted to spend time with him that WASNT world domination, and they thought baking was a good idea. What is the Demon King's favorite type of cake?

The Ganondorfs and Demise, each with their own unique personalities and perspectives, would react differently to helping their SO make a cake. Despite their intimidating and powerful exteriors, spending time with their SO for something as domestic as baking would bring out unexpected sides of them. Here's how they'd react, and what kind of cake they'd prefer:

Wind Waker Ganondorf (Wake):

Wake, who carries a deep sense of melancholy and longing for a different life, would approach the cake-baking activity with some hesitation. But the idea of spending time with his SO in a peaceful, non-violent setting would eventually appeal to him.

Reaction: At first, Wake quietly observes, unsure of what to do with the ingredients before him. He’s used to plotting, not baking. As his SO guides him through the process, he slowly starts to engage. "This is... calming," he admits, almost reluctantly. He measures ingredients with precise, deliberate movements, ensuring every detail is correct. When the cake is finally in the oven, he stands next to his SO, arms crossed but a slight smile on his face.

Favorite Type of Cake: Spice cake with cream cheese frosting. Wake would appreciate the warmth of a spice cake—its complexity and depth of flavor reflect his own introspective nature. The richness of cream cheese frosting adds a touch of indulgence, a small comfort in his otherwise burdened life.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf (Bandit):

Bandit would be skeptical at first, finding the idea of cake-baking to be a trivial waste of time. However, his SO’s enthusiasm would eventually win him over, and he’d enjoy the challenge of mastering something new.

Reaction: Bandit grumbles about being dragged into the kitchen but secretly enjoys his SO’s laughter and instructions. "Alright, alright, show me how to do it right," he says, rolling up his sleeves. He’s heavy-handed with the ingredients and occasionally cracks jokes to hide his interest. When the cake turns out surprisingly well, he takes pride in his contribution. "Not bad," he mutters, trying to hide a smirk.

Favorite Type of Cake: Dark chocolate cake with ganache. Bandit prefers something rich and bold, much like his personality. The intensity of dark chocolate would appeal to his taste, and the decadence of ganache suits his desire for something powerful and memorable.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf (Noctis):

Noctis would approach cake-baking with a calm, methodical demeanor. While he may not be outwardly excited, he would appreciate the bonding experience and the quiet focus required to make something beautiful with his SO.

Reaction: Noctis listens carefully to his SO’s instructions, taking the process seriously. His movements are graceful and controlled, and he enjoys the meditative nature of baking. When the cake is ready, he watches his SO’s joy with a quiet sense of satisfaction. "It is... pleasant," he comments softly, more interested in seeing his SO happy than the cake itself.

Favorite Type of Cake: Almond cake with raspberry filling. Noctis would enjoy a more refined, understated flavor. The combination of almond and raspberry offers a perfect balance of subtle sweetness and tartness, reflecting his composed and measured personality.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf (Hedony):

Hedony would jump at the chance to make something extravagant with his SO. He loves indulgence and grandeur, so the idea of baking an elaborate cake appeals to his sense of fun and creativity.

Reaction: Hedony enthusiastically throws himself into the process, suggesting extravagant additions at every step. "Let’s make it bigger! More layers, more flavors!" His SO has to reign him in occasionally, but his joy is contagious. When the cake is done, he cuts himself a huge slice and grins, savoring every bite. "Now this is what I call a cake," he declares proudly.

Favorite Type of Cake: Red velvet with cream cheese frosting and chocolate shavings. Hedony would love something rich, dramatic, and visually striking. Red velvet cake is luxurious, and the addition of chocolate shavings adds the extra flair he craves.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf (Vendettas):

Vendettas would initially find the idea of baking frivolous, but as with many things, his SO’s presence would soften his rigid exterior. He’d prefer to keep things simple and efficient, focusing on the task at hand without unnecessary flourishes.

Reaction: Vendettas stands at the edge of the kitchen, arms crossed, initially unwilling to participate. But his SO’s insistence slowly wears him down. "Fine," he mutters, stepping forward to help. His approach is efficient and no-nonsense, following the recipe exactly. While he may not show much enthusiasm, there’s a quiet contentment in the air. Once the cake is finished, he nods approvingly. "It’s... good," he says, acknowledging his SO’s efforts more than the cake itself.

Favorite Type of Cake: Carrot cake with walnuts and cream cheese frosting. Vendettas would appreciate a cake that’s hearty and substantial, with a subtle complexity. The earthiness of carrot cake, combined with the richness of cream cheese frosting, suits his grounded and pragmatic nature.

Demise:

Demise would scoff at the idea of baking at first, viewing it as a trivial distraction from more important matters. However, once his SO expresses how much it means to them, his attitude would shift. He’d participate begrudgingly at first, but soon find himself surprisingly invested.

Reaction: Demise glares at the ingredients on the counter, clearly uninterested. "I have no time for such trivialities," he growls. But his SO’s insistence softens him slightly, and he eventually relents. His movements are swift and powerful, and he adds bold flavors to the mix. As the cake bakes, he stands by the oven, watching with surprising intensity. When the cake is finally done, he tears off a piece with his hand and tastes it, nodding in approval. "Not bad," he grumbles, though there’s a hint of pride in his voice.

Favorite Type of Cake: Molten lava cake. Demise would enjoy something that mirrors his fiery, intense nature. The molten lava cake’s rich chocolate exterior with a warm, gooey center appeals to his powerful and overwhelming personality.

Summary:

Wind Waker Ganondorf: Spice cake with cream cheese frosting.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf: Dark chocolate cake with ganache.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf: Almond cake with raspberry filling.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf: Red velvet with cream cheese frosting and chocolate shavings.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf: Carrot cake with walnuts and cream cheese frosting.

Demise: Molten lava cake.

Each Demon King’s favorite cake reflects their unique personalities, from bold and indulgent to refined and composed. The act of baking with their SO brings out rare moments of warmth, even in the most intimidating of them, making it a special experience despite their initial reluctance.

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How would the Ganondorfs (Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, Hyrule Warriors, and Tears of the Kingdom) & Demise react to their SO making cookies?

The Demon King is watching, and he gets to decide what goes in the cookie. What's his favorite type of cookie?

The Ganondorfs and Demise, despite their roles as powerful Demon Kings, would react differently to the idea of making cookies with their SO. Each of them would have unique preferences when it comes to the type of cookie and their involvement in the process. Here’s how they would react, and what kind of cookie they’d favor:

Wind Waker Ganondorf (Wake):

Wake has a nostalgic, reflective side, and the sight of his SO baking cookies would tug at some of his buried emotions. He wouldn't admit to enjoying watching the process, but he'd linger in the background, making subtle suggestions.

Reaction: Wake stands at a distance, arms crossed as he watches his SO mix the ingredients with care. His stern expression softens slightly as the smell of baking cookies fills the air. "A bit of cinnamon," he murmurs quietly, his voice betraying a small hint of warmth. He'd appreciate the simple act of creating something comforting, though he’d pretend not to be overly interested.

Favorite Type of Cookie: Oatmeal raisin with cinnamon. The balance of sweetness and spice would appeal to him, reflecting his thoughtful and reflective nature.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf (Bandit):

Bandit, being a bit rough around the edges, would likely take a more hands-on approach, demanding control over what goes into the cookies. He’d want something bold and strong, just like his personality.

Reaction: Bandit strides into the kitchen, watching his SO with a raised brow. "Make them stronger," he says, taking over the process and insisting on adding chunks of chocolate and extra sugar. He’s not used to cooking, but he'd grow invested in the process, ensuring the cookies reflect his intensity. When they come out of the oven, he grabs one without waiting for them to cool and bites in, nodding in approval.

Favorite Type of Cookie: Double chocolate chip. Bandit would want something rich and indulgent, with powerful flavors that match his bold personality.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf (Noctis):

Noctis would approach the cookie-making process with calm detachment but might become unexpectedly drawn in by the peaceful nature of baking. He would prefer something classic and reliable.

Reaction: Noctis stands quietly beside his SO, observing their every move. He offers minimal input, only occasionally commenting on the process. "Add a bit of vanilla," he suggests in his calm, composed tone. While he doesn't outwardly show enthusiasm, there's a quiet contentment as he watches the cookies take shape. He prefers precision and balance in everything, and he’d appreciate his SO’s care in creating something simple but perfect.

Favorite Type of Cookie: Classic shortbread. Noctis would prefer a cookie that’s understated, with clean, simple flavors that reflect his own composed demeanor.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf (Hedony):

Hedony would absolutely love the process of cookie-making, indulging in the creativity of it. He’d want the cookies to be extravagant and full of decadent ingredients, reflecting his love for luxury and indulgence.

Reaction: Hedony would stand right next to his SO, laughing as he enthusiastically suggests adding multiple ingredients—"Throw in some macadamia nuts! And white chocolate! Oh, and drizzle caramel on top!" He’s all about excess and would make the process a lively, fun affair, delighting in every detail. Once the cookies are done, he’d savor each bite with a loud, satisfied hum.

Favorite Type of Cookie: White chocolate macadamia with caramel drizzle. Hedony would love something rich and luxurious, with sweet and indulgent flavors.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf (Vendettas):

Vendettas would be skeptical of the idea of making cookies at first, but his SO’s dedication would soften his cold exterior. He would prefer something robust and hearty, a reflection of his more practical and serious nature.

Reaction: Vendettas watches with his arms crossed, skeptical but intrigued. He doesn’t involve himself too much but occasionally gives small commands. "Add a pinch of salt," he says, his voice deep and unwavering. He watches carefully as the cookies bake, ensuring they’re done to his standards. Though he’d never admit it, he enjoys the warmth and the simple pleasure of eating something made just for him.

Favorite Type of Cookie: Peanut butter. Vendettas would enjoy something with a strong, distinct flavor, and the hearty nature of peanut butter cookies would suit his practical tastes.

Demise:

Demise would initially see cookie-making as beneath him but would quickly become interested in controlling the process. He’d want the cookies to be as powerful in flavor as he is in strength.

Reaction: Demise watches his SO with mild disdain at first, but as the process continues, he becomes more intrigued. "More spice," he growls, insisting on adding something fiery to the mix. He’d watch with intense focus, ensuring the cookies are exactly as he envisions them. When they’re done, he takes a large bite, savoring the bold, spicy flavors. Though he acts unimpressed, he’s secretly pleased with the result.

Favorite Type of Cookie: Spicy ginger molasses. Demise would want something bold, with an intense flavor that reflects his fiery and powerful personality.

In summary:

Wind Waker Ganondorf: Oatmeal raisin with cinnamon.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf: Double chocolate chip.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf: Classic shortbread.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf: White chocolate macadamia with caramel drizzle.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf: Peanut butter.

Demise: Spicy ginger molasses.

Each Demon King’s favorite cookie mirrors their personalities, whether indulgent, practical, or intense. Their SO’s involvement in the process brings a rare warmth to their otherwise hardened characters.

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How would the Ganondorfs (Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, Hyrule Warriors, and Tears of the Kingdom) & Demise react to eating pizza? What would be their favorite topping(s)?

Pizza, with its variety of toppings and flavors, would provoke unique reactions from each Ganondorf and Demise. Their different personalities would influence their preferences, especially when it comes to toppings. Here’s how they might react and what their favorite toppings could be:

Wind Waker Ganondorf (Wake):

Wake, being more thoughtful and nostalgic, might appreciate pizza’s simplicity, but he would also have a preference for something that reflects his connection to the sea.

Reaction: Wake takes a moment to observe the pizza in front of him. The melted cheese and the aroma of baked dough catch his interest, and though he's not one to indulge often, he takes a bite. His eyes narrow in contemplation before he nods, slowly chewing. "This is... oddly satisfying," he muses. While simpler than the foods he’s used to, the combination of flavors appeals to his practical side.

Favorite Topping: Anchovies. Given his seafaring background, Wake would enjoy the briny, salty taste of anchovies on his pizza, reminding him of his past on the Great Sea.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf (Bandit):

Bandit would likely approach pizza with skepticism, but his raw, primal nature would be drawn to bold flavors that reflect his no-nonsense attitude.

Reaction: Bandit picks up a slice with suspicion, giving his SO a sidelong glance before taking a bite. The explosion of flavors—sauce, cheese, crust—hits him unexpectedly, and for a moment, his stern expression softens. He finishes the slice quickly, licking his fingers, though he’d never admit he enjoyed it. "Hmph. It’s... acceptable," he mutters, grabbing another slice almost immediately.

Favorite Topping: Spicy sausage and jalapeños. Bandit would be drawn to strong, bold, and spicy flavors. The heat from the jalapeños and the meatiness of the sausage would resonate with his fiery personality and appetite for strength.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf (Noctis):

Noctis, with his calm and pragmatic demeanor, would approach pizza practically. He would appreciate it as a reliable and satisfying meal but wouldn’t indulge in excessive toppings.

Reaction: Noctis observes the pizza without much emotion, taking a slice with calculated precision. He bites into it and nods slowly, his stoic expression unchanged. "It fulfills its purpose," he says, appreciating the balance between taste and nutrition. He finishes the slice quietly, not particularly excited but acknowledging its value as sustenance.

Favorite Topping: Mushrooms and spinach. Noctis would go for a more subdued but earthy combination of toppings. He’d appreciate the subtle flavors and the natural, grounded taste, reflecting his pragmatic nature.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf (Hedony):

Hedony would love pizza. His indulgent and extravagant personality would have him gravitate towards rich, flavorful, and luxurious toppings, enjoying every bite as if it were a feast.

Reaction: Hedony takes one look at the pizza and laughs, intrigued by the idea of something so rich and customizable. He bites into a slice, his eyes lighting up with pleasure. "Ah! This is a dish fit for a king!" he declares, enjoying the gooey cheese and the perfect combination of flavors. He devours another slice with enthusiasm. "Bring me more of this marvelous creation!"

Favorite Topping: Prosciutto and arugula with truffle oil. Hedony would enjoy high-end toppings that reflect his taste for luxury. The saltiness of the prosciutto combined with the peppery arugula and the richness of truffle oil would perfectly match his desire for decadence.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf (Vendettas):

Vendettas would likely see pizza as too simple for his tastes, but after trying it, he’d develop a grudging appreciation for its versatility and sustaining qualities. He’d prefer something hearty and robust.

Reaction: Vendettas picks up the slice of pizza with clear disdain, not expecting much from such a humble dish. But as he takes a bite, the combination of flavors catches him off guard. He chews slowly, his face remaining stern but with a flicker of interest. "Hmph," he grumbles. "It is not without merit." He finishes the slice, clearly intrigued despite himself.

Favorite Topping: Pepperoni and black olives. Vendettas would prefer a combination that’s classic yet strong. The pepperoni’s bold flavor combined with the slight bitterness of the olives would appeal to his intense nature without being too flashy.

Demise:

Demise, with his overwhelming presence and thirst for power, would likely approach pizza as just another form of fuel for his body. He wouldn’t be too concerned with taste, but he would prefer something that reflects his strength and dominance.

Reaction: Demise stares at the pizza with a hint of disdain, wondering why he, the great Demon King, would need to eat such a dish. However, after taking a bite, he’s surprised by its richness. He chews slowly, processing the flavor, and finally growls, "It is acceptable. For now." Though he would never admit it openly, the combination of flavors would win him over, and he’d silently devour the entire pizza.

Favorite Topping: Meat Lover’s (pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham). Demise would crave a pizza loaded with various meats, symbolizing power, strength, and dominance. The more meat, the better, as it would resonate with his appetite for conquest and raw strength.

In summary:

Wind Waker Ganondorf: Anchovies.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf: Spicy sausage and jalapeños.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf: Mushrooms and spinach.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf: Prosciutto, arugula, and truffle oil.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf: Pepperoni and black olives.

Demise: Meat Lover’s pizza.

Each Demon King’s choice reflects their personalities, from simple and practical to bold and extravagant.

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How would the Ganondorfs (Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, Hyrule Warriors, and Tears of the Kingdom) & Demise react to eating buttered Perogies (Polish dumplings filled with cheesy, creamy mashed potatoes)?

Buttered pierogies, with their rich and comforting flavors, would evoke different reactions from each Ganondorf and Demise. Their personalities would shape how they experience such a hearty, humble dish like cheesy mashed potato-filled dumplings. Here’s how each of them might react:

Wind Waker Ganondorf (Wake):

Wake is a man shaped by loss and nostalgia, so a dish as comforting as buttered pierogies would likely remind him of the simpler pleasures he no longer indulges in often. He would approach it with a sense of curiosity and perhaps even a subtle longing.

Scene: Wake takes a seat, inspecting the plate of buttered pierogies placed before him. At first, he’s indifferent, but as he cuts into the soft, pillowy dumpling and takes a bite, the warm, cheesy, creamy filling surprises him. His expression softens, a rare moment of peace crossing his face. "This… this is simple, yet… satisfying," he murmurs thoughtfully. "It reminds me of a time before ambition consumed me—before power became my only desire." He eats another, slower, savoring the taste. "Perhaps there is more to life than conquest."

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf (Bandit):

Bandit, with his rugged and harsh personality, isn’t one for indulgence in comfort food. However, once he tries the pierogies, he’s likely to appreciate their simplicity and hearty flavor, though he'd never admit it openly.

Scene: Bandit eyes the pierogies with skepticism, but at his SO’s urging, he takes a bite. His brow furrows in surprise as the flavors hit his palate—creamy, cheesy, buttery. He takes another bite, and then another, finishing the pierogies quicker than he intended. "Hmph," he grunts, pushing the empty plate aside as if it never happened. "It’s… edible," he says with a shrug, trying to hide how much he actually enjoyed it. Still, his SO catches the slight smirk tugging at the corner of his lips, betraying his enjoyment. "Don’t think this means I’m getting soft."

Twilight Princess Ganondorf (Noctis):

Noctis would likely be surprised by the richness of the pierogies, but he’s a practical and stoic man. While he wouldn’t outwardly express much enthusiasm, the filling nature of the dish would appeal to his pragmatic side.

Scene: Noctis picks up a fork and cuts into the pierogies without much fanfare. He takes a bite, his expression unreadable as he chews thoughtfully. The creamy texture and rich flavor don’t seem to faze him at first, but he eats another one, clearly appreciating how filling the dish is. "It is a meal meant to sustain," he comments, his voice neutral but with a hint of approval. "It serves its purpose well." He continues eating, methodical and calm, the only hint of pleasure coming from the fact that he doesn’t stop until the plate is empty.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf (Hedony):

Hedony, with his love for extravagance and pleasure, would probably be more open to enjoying the pierogies. The richness of the butter and cheese would appeal to his taste for indulgence.

Scene: Hedony takes one look at the buttered pierogies and grins, delighted by the prospect of trying something so rich. He takes a bite, his eyes lighting up with approval. "Now this is food worthy of a king!" he exclaims, savoring every creamy, buttery bite. "It may not be as grand as the feasts of Hyrule, but there’s something… comforting about it." He leans back, satisfied, and waves for more. "I could get used to this. Serve me another plate, and don’t be stingy with the butter!" he laughs, thoroughly enjoying himself.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf (Vendettas):

Vendettas would likely view pierogies with initial disdain, thinking it too simple for his tastes. However, after trying it, he might come to appreciate the dish’s richness and sustenance, though he’d likely never outwardly admit to liking it.

Scene: Vendettas frowns as the plate of pierogies is set before him, clearly unimpressed by the humble appearance of the dish. With a heavy sigh, he cuts into one, his skepticism clear. The moment he takes a bite, his brow furrows—not in displeasure, but in surprise. The flavor is unexpectedly satisfying. "This… it’s better than I anticipated," he admits grudgingly, finishing the pierogies with an air of quiet satisfaction. "Do not mistake this for an endorsement of such… humble fare." Despite his words, there’s a glint in his eye, hinting that he wouldn’t mind eating them again.

Demise:

Demise, with his appetite for power and dominance, would see food as fuel rather than pleasure. Pierogies might be too "mortal" a dish for him to fully appreciate, but he could still respect their ability to fill and energize.

Scene: Demise glares down at the plate of pierogies, clearly thinking it beneath him. He picks one up with his massive hand, sniffing it suspiciously. After taking a bite, his expression remains stern, but he finishes the dumpling in one go. "It does its job," he growls, his tone dismissive. However, as he devours another, it’s clear he finds the dish unexpectedly palatable. "It fuels strength," he says, his eyes narrowing as he eats more. "But do not assume I desire more of such… mortal comforts." Still, his SO notices the empty plate and the faint flicker of enjoyment in his eyes.

In each case, the Demon Kings’ reactions to buttered pierogies reflect their personalities, with some finding comfort and satisfaction in the dish’s simplicity, while others appreciate its practicality and filling nature—though none of them would openly gush about enjoying such humble food.