#rhobh headcanons

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Cuddling With Kyle Richards Would Include

Kyle would love setting the mood with soft lighting and scented candles. You'd be surrounded by warm, comforting scents like vanilla or lavender while cuddling on the couch or in bed.

Kyle would insist on snuggling under a soft, luxurious blanket. She might even have a favorite cashmere throw or something fluffy that she keeps close by for these moments.

She’d enjoy spooning (with her being the big or little spoon) but she also loves facing you, arms wrapped around each other, so you can chat or share small kisses. She’s very affectionate and would want that closeness.

Cuddling with Kyle might lead to long, late night talks about anything from family to life’s bigger questions. She’d love the emotional intimacy of sharing stories and thoughts while curled up together.

She might absentmindedly stroke your hair or rub your back, her touch always gentle and soothing, and she’d check in possibly a few too many times to make sure you were comfortable and warm.

Sometimes, Kyle would love just lying in silence, soaking in the comfort of being close. After one of the more stressful days worn her friends, she’d enjoy listening to the sound of your breathing or heartbeat, finally feeling completely at peace.

Kyle also has a fun, playful side, so there could be some teasing or giggles when you’re cuddled up, poking fun at little things or sharing inside jokes that make the moment even sweeter.

Given her love for her pets, there’s a good chance one of Kyle’s dogs might try to join the cuddle session, which she would find adorable. She’d make room for them to snuggle up nearby.

If you’re not just chatting, Kyle would be the type to put on a favorite movie or TV show, something nostalgic or comforting.

Kyle likes a subtle protectiveness in the way you hold her. Whether your arms are wrapped around her or she’s resting her head on your chest, she loves when you make her feel safe and cherished.

For anon

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Literally just thinking about:

Harry and Dorit sitting around sharing glam tips and bubbly until her kids come running in and suddenly Harry is painting Phoenix (Dorit's daughter)'s nails and singing "moves like Jagger" to her son Jagger while Dorit takes video on her phone

Harry and Rinna and Harry Hamlin in matching silk jammies getting mani/pedis together at a fancy spa with Lisa chattering away while the both Harries exchange amused looks at how hilarious she finds herself

Harry getting high with Mauricio and then helping Kyle make lasagna

Harry and Sutton doing karaoke together

Harry staying at Blue Stone Manor with Dorinda, drinking cocktails and talking shit on the NY housewives around the fire till they both pass out on their respective couches

Harry dancing around to Feeling Jovani and How Many Fucks Do I Give, grooving on the housewife hits

I could go all night, oh my god...all the real housewife Harry mashup content in my head right now!!!!

Meanwhile Louis pretends to HATE IT but somehow he's always happening to pass through when the episodes are on. And when Harry casually brings up hanging out with Dorit, Louis whips around and asks, "after what she said to Garcelle????" just VERY OFFENDED, and Harry grins bc he KNEW Louis was secretly following it all!!!!

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Your First Date With Lisa Vanderpump Would Include

The date is meticulously planned by Lisa, complete with VIP reservations at SUR.

She arrives impeccably dressed, her outfit just sexy and distracting enough to get your attention. Exactly what she wanted.

Conversation flows easily. You enjoy listening to her stories (her accent has you fully captivated) and she’s genuinely interested in learning about your passions and experiences as well.

She makes you laugh easily. Some of her dirtier humor brings a blush to your cheeks, which she totally delights in.

She orders a bottle of her rosé, pouring for you first with a graceful gesture.

She really makes you feel like the center of attention, balancing surface flattery with genuine warmth.

After dinner, she suggests a stroll through a beautifully lit garden intent on savoring the ambiance and not wanting the conversation to end just yet.

The two of you also stop to pet any dogs you encounter, strengthening your bond with your affection for animals.

You end the date with a warm hug and a kiss on the cheek, with her hinting at the possibility of a second date.

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