#rhnk

[spitinsideme]

FUCKKK you make me so lesbian! I want a girl friend so bad. I want a femmie to come to the gym with me and huff my musky Woxers after and let me love on her cuteness. I will cook her anything she wants! Im Hispanic and i will make her all the homey mexico food. *CRYS IN BUTCH*

your art is amazing I hope I can make it reality!

god of this isnt the rwaiwst thong i have ever read in my LIFE !!! LIKE YEAH FUCK EXSCTLY ME QHEN I DODNT HAVE A GIRLCRIEND bit i so now and ahes the best ever and so i DONR have to mourn the factbtjat i dont have a girlfeiend ... i hope soekday you find a woman to huff your woxera thats so real i guess womej are the best literlaly every single women idream ofjyst doing laundry with a woman whneeve ri rhnk of women i go wwo ... god ... i want to do badic mundanr tasks wkrh her or for hwr i want to be the breadwinner and the housewife i aant her to relax and let me do everyrhing for her i want tk five her normal massages and learn how to do face masks so i can do it for her i want to learn how to do makeio so that my girl will never hae to lift a finger for wven thay ill do her hair ill dress her up ill kiss her goodbhe when she goes off to do her owb thing and ill clean the house, get foood ready, go to wor and get monwy and give the payxheck fo my girl all for her 90% my girl 10% for me to go to the food and expensoes for the house i live womeh wso muxh

[askbillchiper]

BILL YOU ARE ACTUALLY CUNTY?!?

YOU WEAR BLACK GLOVES AND THIGH HIGHS??!!1!11

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[maskon-2005]

♤~ Bl Twwhg xqixkbfxgmbgz hg ixhiex? Tgw vnkkxgmer hg Mnkghg?

rhnk vexoxk

[ask-turnon-g-addison]

Thats nice!! do you play video games? if so what kind of games do you like?

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oh yeah!! now that i can see again crypton has shown me all sorts of games! i like playing the ones on the computers where the worm eats the squares :) -turnon .. .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .. / - …. .. -. -.- / … --- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / … --- -- . --- -. . … / …- --- .. -.-. . / --- -. / - …. . / .--. …. --- -. . / .. -- / … -.-. .- .-. . -.. / .. -- / .-. . .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / … -.-. .- .-. . -.. b mabgd matml xghnza. rhnk lvtkxbgz abf. axl ankm, rhn phnewgm ptgm abf mh wnlm phnew rhn?

[panvnsleake]

YOOO WAGT HAPPY BIRTGDAY VRO GRAAAAAHHHH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🦎🦎🦎🦎

mehehhe...fishe....rhNk you thanksa.ntakrj

[ballerinaclara]

Patm'l rhnk ahnlx ehhd ebdx?

My house? I'm currently living with a... very rich man and so it is a large mansion.

[am0r-fat1]

Klmpul 'puaypnbl' :)

Rhn vtfx mh fx, ghm obvx oxklt. :] Vhffngbvtmbhg bl teptrl t zhhw mabgz! B ptgm mh dghp rhnk fhmbotmbhg bg tee mabl, rhnk vhggxvmbhg mh bm tee. Px'kx tee t ibxvx hy mabl, patm mbmex wh rhn ahew^^

[somerandomcryptid]

@calamari-minecraft-corner @cleofast300

A new message arrives from the mysterious account, this time much more put together and much longer

B’f lhkkr yhk uxbgz lh bgmxglx bg fr ybklm fxlltzx. Ax’l cnlm mtdxg inva t ebdbgz mh rhn. B’f lvtkxw rhn’ee zxm ankm. B xqixvm rhn mh mknlm fx. Rhn whg’m dghp fx. Unm b gxxw rhn mh ghm mknlm abf. Tgw max kxlm tkxg’m xoxg kxte. Unm maxr vtg lmbee ankm rhn. Tgw maxr phg’m axlbmtmx mh ebx yhk maxbk hpg ztbg. B kxteer pbla rhn phnew cnlm lmh ietrbg. Unm b ngwxklmtgw rhn phgutuer phg’m. Cnlm kxfxfuxk matm maxr tyxg’m rhnk ykbxgwl, tgw ax wxybgbmxer blg’m.

@calamari-minecraft-corner @cleofast300

A message arrives for you. You don't know the account. It seems blank.

Maxr tee ebx. Uxptkx tgw MKNLM GH HGX.

[sindrianknight]

anyway stan sinbad

[totallyrhettro]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Rhett & Link Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rhett McLaughlin/Link Neal Characters: Rhett McLaughlin, Link Neal Additional Tags: Happy endings guaranteed, Blind Date, Dick Pics, Erections, Blow Jobs in a Car, Masturbation, Repressed Memories, College, Awkward Conversations, Dirty Talk, Blow Jobs, Public Blow Jobs, Public Masturbation, semi-public, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Public Hand Jobs, Hand Jobs, First Time Blow Jobs, Fantasy, Happy Ending Summary: Based on this gif set and what Rhett said in GMM 1166. Rhett has a problem but decides to call Link to brag instead of calling his doctor. Notes: AU, present day where Rhett and Link aren’t married

[cactusdodes]

spiked apple cider and a flannel is the best way to do fall

[the-one-and-only-jerm]

ybq rhnk iahgx, Ctkxw

Fvb'yl zv nhf...

- @the-one-and-only-jerm

Fvb'yl zv nhf

[danrifics]

“wet dreams are not fun, you wake up and there’s...” - Charlie to a room full of girls

[fullmoondeathclassic]

Shift 7

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Pa'z qbza h aovbnoa P ohcl h sva.

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Aoha spcpun pz qbza avv ohyk av kv.

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Whya vm aol wyvislt pz P ohal whpu vm huf rpuk.

Wofzpjhs , tluahs, zwpypabhs.

P ohal mllspun whpu lclu mvy h tvtlua.

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P rpukh qbza kvu'a dhuuh il hspcl

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Huk p ohal pa.

P dpzo p jvbsk qbza spcl pu aol dpylk sprl shpu.

Pm hufvul lcly ylhkz aopz zvyyf svs.

Mlls myll av uva kt tl

P kbuuv pm pa dvbsk il dvyao fvby aptl

Iba pm fvb kv zapss mlls aol bynl av zhf zvtlaopun

Qbza thrl pa zvtlaopun mbu , wslhzl.

P aopur p ullk aoha.B pbla B lmbee atw max wxlbkx mh dfl bg max ebmxkte lxglx , unm B whg'm

Bm'l cnlm t mahnzam B atox t ehm.

Matm b whg'm ptggt ux axkx iarlbvteer.

Matm ebobgz bl cnlm mhh atkw mh wh.

B whg'm mabgd B'f t utw ixklhg , B dghp B'f ghm t utw ixklhg. Unm B'f t yktnw.

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Iarlbvte , fxgmte, libkbmnte.

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B dbgwt cnlm whg'm ptggt ux tebox

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B pbla b vhnew cnlm ebox bg max pbkxw ebdx etbg.

By tgrhgx xoxk kxtwl mabl lhkkr ehe.

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Cnlm ftdx bm lhfxmabgz yng , iextlx.

B mabgd b gxxw matm.

Lmao.

[amadryades]

Arawn, Hermes

Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you’ve ever done? that´s 🔒❤️

Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything? I rhnk so, when I was around 4? A girl I was playing with had the same doll treehouse with me , except hers had an extra tiny piece that mine had lost and I took it when noone was looking :(

[themostanonymousyouwillsee]

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Blf zmw R ziv nztrxrzmh rm gsrh dliow, zmw lfi dzbh droo hgzb srwwvm rm gsv yozmpvg lu hgzih.

Greetings, Rodger!

Tis I, Anon G. Anon. You may be wondering, 'why are you here'?

Well, my purpose here is to warn you.

'Of what?' You would ask.

Fvby myplukz hyl kyvwwpun sprl msplz pu pur, tf klhy mypluk. Dvbsku'a fvb sprl av zhcl aolt?

Myvt h kllw, kllw zwpyhs puav aol klwaoz vm aol khyrulzz... Dpss fvb wylzlycl aolpy spclz

vy sla aolt zbjjbti?

Unm par phnew rhn mxee fx hy tee ixhiex? B ptl max ybklm mh ytee, xoxg xtkebxk matg Oxx. B vhnewg'm xoxg ltox frlxey, rhn dghp…