#rhett and link roast

[jula483]

there is a lot to unpack from this video 😳

[vc55bughead]

Anthony's Funeral Roast summed up in four photos: 🫡

[asummersarah]

most important event of the year tbh

[rinkyrinkyrinky]

"hello? Anthony's funeral? December 8? We're on our way!"

[xialing-gf]

the 4-day gap between az and san diego,,, i wonder if they mayhaps will film a collab with some ppl in la during that time

[sceptiseptic]

SMOSH Live Shows

Does anyone have a download or current link for Smosh The Sitcom or Smosh: Anthony is Dead: The Funeral Roast??? Its no longer available on internet archive. :(

[via-l0ve]

Dating Carlisle Cullen HCs!

a/n: was the requested? absolutely not. am i a slut for daddy cullen? abso-fuckin-lutley

warnings: fluff, smut, swearing, im lowkey an edward hater in this i’m sorry, smut is fem!reader based!! dating daddy carlisle

- when you guys hang out at night /alone he’s all over you

- he holds you, lays on your chest, plays with your hair while you sit inbetween his legs SHSSUWHEISN

- he plays with your fingers while you guys are around other people and he gets a little nervous

- like if your hanging out with friends he’ll play with your fingers and hands, twist around your bracelets and rings

- i love him he’s so soft

- he desperately tries to stop you from popping pimples and blackheads

- “y/n sTOP”

- sometimes you’ll laugh at stuff he says bc it sounds so old fashioned

- he attempts to make you food and most of the time it’s amazing but usually when you two cook it almost always ends up burnt or undercooked or missing an ingredient

- bc he gets distracted by your stupid jokes that sometimes result in a food fight

- carlisle would do anything for you

- literally one time you brought up wanting to go to disneyland because they do a mardi gras parade and he almost bought plane tickets right then and there

- “what’re you doing?”

- “buying plane tickets.”

- “what??? STOP-“

- he loves how you hate when he spends money on you

- it makes him want to do it more

- you both have multiple matching things

- bracelets, rings, necklaces, etc

- he bought you this EXPENSIVE bracelet once and you almost passed out on the spot

- it has your and carlisle’s initials engraved into it and it’s your favorite color

- he lets you paint his nails frequently

- he loves when you do little designs on them too

- he loves being the person you feel comfortable ranting to

- it breaks his heart when he opens his door and sees you with puffy eyes and a red nose, tears reminiscent on your face

- he lets you in and picks you up, speeding you to his bedroom

- he grabs you a big t-shirt and a pair of his boxers and tells you to shower or change before talking about it

- and then after that he does whatever you want

- sometimes he’ll comb your hair while you rant to him, or make you some tea on the kitchen island while you talk to him about what happened

- he’d totally sit you on the counter and cut up + feed you fruit and clean the juice from your chin. im sobbing

- 100% takes care of your stuffed animals

- he would love how you bond with his “kids”

- you and emmett would totally play horror games together

- emmett and you are this clip:

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxJdszrIKDCtmfnyVLdhVwf2sGqLcJ6NBU

- honestly either of you could be rhett/link and it would still make sense

- you lowkey make fun of edward ngl

- i feel like he plays games with you and emmett too and he sucks ass

- carlisle looses his shit when he hears you make a gooddamn good roast of him and you can hear him laughing from upstairs

- alice constantly tries to buy you clothes she thinks not only you, but also carlisle would like

- Rosalie would confide in you a lot

- tbh it took her a hot minute to warm up to you but when she saw how happy carlisle was with you she gave you a chance

- jasper loves you tbh

- he games w/ u and emmett and you guys kick ass in rocket league

- sometimes Carlisle will just stare at you for no reason

- you’ll catch him and he won’t break eye contact and you get all flustered and look away

- and proceed to look back to see him still staring

- “what’re you looking at?”

- “just you. :)”

- “okay but why”

- “youre beautiful.”

- “get a room!” ~ emmett

- reminds your to take ur medication

- after meeting your family, he’s always down to babysit with you or go to family reunions or vacations

- if it’s a sunny place he’ll just busy himself with work inside

- always liking ur instagram posts

- he always comments on them too

- just a simple “i love you” or “gorgeous🩷”

——— smut time

- respect and consent king

- wouldn’t dream of hurting you/degrading you ever

- he loves tits. sorry not sorry it’s true

- he’ll play w/ ur nipples and leave hickeys on ur boobs

- fucking looses it when you moan his name

- like, if you do that he’s giving you literally everything he has

- his fav position is missionary or when you ride him but you face him

- specifically if he’s sitting in his office chair and you get ontop of him and-

- makes your legs SHAKE

- he has his hands on your hips while you ride him bc that’s hot

- literally adores your body

- he couldn’t care less of your stomach pokes out or if you have love handles or stretch marks

- he loves you for you

- PRAISE

- this man loves to make you blush and he knows exactly how to do it in bed

- master at giving you head

- literally knows exactly what to do and how you like it done

- fucking dies when you ride his face

- like it’s not a thing that he wants he NEEDS it

- he pays attention to your body movements and how you react to certain things

- he’s the typa guy to get on his knees and eat you out

- tongue around ur clit and fingers inside you pumping in and out and moving around inside to touch your g-spot

[leelaihardly]

watching the Smosh Anthony Roast LS and Rhett and Link just

did a bit where they reenact Ian and Anthony approaching them to buy Smosh back, so Rhett says "Let's roleplay" and Link just ripz off his own shirt in reply.

Then Rhett draws lines all over Link, yes including the man's nip (cue Link's Pillsbury Doughboy giggle). Ha ha, Anthony tats joke, then Rhett caps the marker and goes

"aight so I'll be Anthony"

[becausethathappens]

the roast of rhett & link trailer

[lilac-hecox]

A bit of spoilers for the new flashback with Smosh

I love Ian and Anthony's relationship with Rhett and Link. because Ian clearly knowns these guys very well at least professional, and Anthony is just getting to know them again. I remember when they did a livestream watching past funeral roasts and Ian going "that's his wife" during Trevor's roast so Anthony would get the joke and now he seems a lot more comfortable, you can tell Ian knows them better, but Anthony isn't uncomfortable.

Ian looks criminally tinny next to Anthony on that couch .

Also, in case anyone not aware of recent sad internet history I would bet my shorts the name they bleeped out was Ian saying "boogie" as in boogie2988.

The size difference between Ian and Anthony makes me insane. Also, just the sheer affectionate way Link was looking at them together like a proud parent was so sweet and being like "Look at you two now." it was so cute and freaking wholesome like YES! LOOK AT THEM! FRIENDSHIP ALWAYS WINS!!!!!

[yourgrantaire]

im rewatching the smosh liveshow and i wanted to keep track of my favorite moments so they are below the cut

angela's tippy tappy toes of joy at amanda's new jersey voice

amanda's "LOOK IT UP" for increasingly unrealistic things, and ending it with "are you at peace are you at peace are you at peace hello areyouatpeaceareyouatpeaceareyouatpeace anthony areyouatpeace DON'T GOOGLE ME"

tommy's "only a tragic life could lead to looking like if a motorcycle was gay ... i can say that, i'm a motorcycle" and him saying the meaning of anthony's tattoos was so that he could fuck goth girls. oh and how could i forget describing angela as an "amber alert on rollerblades"

the cool ass music when the guests came on, made by tommy bowe i think? i honestly would listen to the music from the show all on its own

brandon rogers' "let's. eat. anthony!" and then making a very emphatic pitch as to why it would be a great idea

THE HALF-TIME SHOW OF COURSE. i know that they mostly won't post the show on youtube but i really really hope they post the half-time show

also a detail i just noticed is josh playing that escalating carnival "do do do do!" when chanse and keith got iced

dan and phil's extremely explicit video message with dan's repeated references to jerking off onto anthony's sexy calendar

courtney as bikini girl while still wearing doc martins. and there's something about the rhythm of "get you a girl who can do both two things two one time! :D" that is so funny, as well as "women are so scawwy ooohh!! what's under your blouse, two perfectly round GUNS? OHH!!"

rhett and link showing up standing menacingly in the doorway, and their tag line being "A Jesus and a Lesbian Woman"

the multiple "ian loves drinking breast milk" jokes

the chosen: "you're probably wondering why i look so badass right now. its because we are on the cusp of the greatest battle in the entire history of the universe.

and also i got queso on my three wolf moon shirt.

and i fell off my razor scooter on the way here."

i am glad that even though they made him look cool as fuck, shayne still emphasized that the chosen is not nearly as cool as he thinks he is.

"worst of all, anthony padilla HAD SEX!" and then quoting the star wars prequels lmao

also shayne singing without any self consciousness was very funny to me, but i can't put my finger on what the song was

ian saying i love you but having to say it in a silly voice (and in the after show anthony saying he can say i love you back to ian because unlike ian, he's actually said it before)

anthony's joke about how he expected everyone to roast him about his "dick piercing" and the entire audience going "wait wait, go back to that, what did you just say" and him moving on with no further comment

anthony to shayne: "i won't talk about how you were once known for your promising tv career and now you're known for wearing a t-shirt with limes on it''

chanse just full on horror movie screaming when anthony said arasha was in an ad for a republican dating app. also arasha's faces for everything were so great

keith full on responding whenever someone addresses him (and sometimes reacts out loud just because), he did this in the other funerals as well but it delights me every time

anthony saying chanse slides into his dms all the time, and chanse immediately replying "you respond, bitch!" (and then later anthony saying that chanse can go with mythical and he "can call link daddy now" but "watch out, [chanse] dms")

i loved anthony's reference to tommy's show serving cunt

anthony to amanda: "you're like if jessica rabbit drove a mini van"

anthony to ian: "one thing we all know about ian is he might have some trouble showing emotions" ian proceeds to stare deadpan into the camera. it was fun watching ian's reactions because often he wouldn't react to a lot of it or he would react as part of the bit, i've already forgotten the one thing that he really reacted to, fuck so i might have to rewatch it again

and then my favorite part of the aftershow was amanda and tommy continuously leaning in to make out and then saying "no save it for the parking lot, save it for the parking lot", and no they were not going to go anywhere, they were going to stay in the parking lot at smosh and make out in the car

[i-miss-summertime]

"well ive never met you. And I won't", "doesn't shayne look like the kind of person to have an onlyfans just for him", "you know you have a gay ass group when chanse blends in with the rest of you", "It's Tom now motherfucker", and "it's a shame the mortician couldn't get the smell of Rhett and Links balls out of his mouth" like can Brandon be invited to every funeral roast

[purplesurveys]

1964

What were you doing before you logged on here? Being pissed as shit at my mom for snapping at me for...drum roll...asking a question. I was asking where the wrapping paper was because I still have a few more Christmas gifts, and she looked at me as if I told her something really offensive, then snapped away.

Like can you imagine being yelled at for asking "Hey where's that wrapping paper?" LMAO why did the universe have to assign me to such a psychopath mother? This is the life I've lived for 27 years and if anyone asks me why I'm mentally ill I'd need to point them toward instances such as this one hahahahahahahha it's also moments like this I wish I can take back the equivalent-to-$2,000 cash I gave her for Christmas HAHA

What was the last airline you flew on, and where were you going? PAL from Fukuoka back to Manila.

Which of your breakups was the hardest for you to get over? The second one with my only ex. It's so hard looking at photos of myself at the time - I had lost so much weight. Fortunately I've also lost most of my memories from the time and the only bit I remember is how much I binged Rhett & Link to feel better.

What did you have for dinner last night? We went to Salta in QC and by god do they know how to do Italian cuisine. We had cheesy spinach pizza, truffle tortelloni, pesto tortelloni, roast beef with truffle sauce, and chicken tenders. Loved each dish!

Do you write poetry? If so, what kind of poetry do you write? I'm terrible at poetry. I've dabbled in it but I know they're all bad and I kind of just go by my own flow and style since I really don't know how to craft a poem.

Have your parents traveled to any countries that you have not been to? My dad works overseas for a living and has been to WAY more countries and continents than I've ever been to.

Did you have acne when you were a teenager? I didn't. It only got delayed - because I'm dealing with all the acne crap now, in my late 20s.

What’s your favorite type of gemstone? Diamond.

Do you prefer sleeping in total darkness, or do you like to have a little bit of light? Total darkness.

Who was your favorite children’s book author when you were a kid? Judy Blume.

Would you rather take a class in fencing or archery? Archery. At least the sharp stuff isn't pointed at me, lol.

Has a significant other ever given you the silent treatment during a fight? Yes.

What is something you took for granted when you were younger? Time with my late grandfather.

Have you ever seen the movie Blue is the Warmest Colour? I tried starting it but ugh it's just so long I couldn't bother to finish it.

How many bathrooms does your house have? Two.

What was the last thing you borrowed from someone? My sister's pen and post-its.

What are your favorite condiments to put on a burger? Just mayonnaise.

Have you ever had a stalker? Not that I know of.

Would you rather work in an office setting or work from home? Home.

[the-invisible-queer]

Can you give a basic rundown of Smosh? What do they do, why did you hate that one guy? What did you start watching them for?

I'm going to explain Smosh to the best if my ability. I am not an expert I just watch their videos every day.

Smosh is a YouTube empire* started by two best friends Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla.

*I say it's an empire because they're one of the longest lasting OG YouTubers and they have multiple channels that post regularly.

It started as one channel of them just goofing off and having fun lipsyncing or doing sketches.

I started watching probably around 2007 because that's when I got into YouTube. I has a crush on Anthony but then had a crisis when I found out his last name because that's my last name and I thought we're obviously cousins - it has yet to be confirmed so who knows?

Then Ian and Anthony sold their channel to Defy and while under Defy, a handful of new cast members were hired and more channels were made.

That's when Shayne Topp from iCarly comes in. NOW I couldn't stand Shayne. He was loud and obnoxious. He was a gym bro. He's the opposite of my type. I just hated him.

So I stopped watching Smosh as religiously as I did. Then when Damien showed up I fell head over heels for this dork who is definitely my type.

AND THEN a few years into the Defy take over, Anthony left Smosh.

That's when I stopped watching cold turkey for a few years.

AND THEN years after he left Defy shut down and Smosh was left "homeless" until Mythical (Rhett & Link) bought and saved them.

That's when I started watching again but I still couldn't stand Shayne.

I didn't start loving Shayne until I saw that he was actually being himself on camera. Still loud and obnoxious. Still very fit. But he's actually a HUGE fucking nerd who reads books, makes fun of himself, and majored in psychology in college*.

*It took Shayne 10 years to graduate college.

AND THEN Anthony came back to Smosh andn he and Ian announced that they bought Smosh.

For the last 6ish years I've been watching Smosh content regularly. I've only been watching them daily since Anthony and Ian bought Smosh.

Though I am sad about some of the main channel shows they killed. Bring back Let's Do This, Funeral Roasts and the reunions.

We need Trev, Ang, and Chanse's Funeral Roasts.

BASICALLY the best way to describe Smosh as a whole with all their channels is: comedy rooted in friendship.

They all genuinely seem to be friends, hanging out after work, showing up to weddings, etc.

I just love the vibes of it all.

Their gaming channel isn't even your run of the mill gaming YouTube channel. They do play video games but they mostly play board and table top games.

I just love Smosh with my whole heart.

[rinkyrinkyrinky]

The way Rhett and Link are "friends"... This line is going down in history books.

[riotinyellow]

So far, people who are going to be in the funeral roast are...

MAIN CASTS

Arasha Lalani as The Coroner

Shayne Topp as The Chosen

Ian Hecox as The Pastor

Amanda Lehan - Canto as The Fortune Teller

Angela Giarratana as The vessel

Chanse McCrary as The Alter Boy

Courtney Miller as The Bikini Girl

Tommy Bowe as The Will

Anthony Padilla as The Dead

GUESTS

Rhett and Link as special guests

???? as special guest that courtney confirmed in the livestream today

Josh Fleury, as the halftime musical act with his band Cheer Up, Emo Kids ..... I assume