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[jula483]

there is a lot to unpack from this video 😳

[vc55bughead]

Anthony's Funeral Roast summed up in four photos: 🫡

[asummersarah]

most important event of the year tbh

[readthephible]

roast predictions!

[rinkyrinkyrinky]

"hello? Anthony's funeral? December 8? We're on our way!"

[xialing-gf]

the 4-day gap between az and san diego,,, i wonder if they mayhaps will film a collab with some ppl in la during that time

[herrfivehead]

kimmy and damien’s funeral roasts being A+ with ted nivison’s in between them being absolutely mid is proof that smosh should stick to roasting within the company

[via-l0ve]

Dating Carlisle Cullen HCs!

a/n: was the requested? absolutely not. am i a slut for daddy cullen? abso-fuckin-lutley

warnings: fluff, smut, swearing, im lowkey an edward hater in this i’m sorry, smut is fem!reader based!! dating daddy carlisle

- when you guys hang out at night /alone he’s all over you

- he holds you, lays on your chest, plays with your hair while you sit inbetween his legs SHSSUWHEISN

- he plays with your fingers while you guys are around other people and he gets a little nervous

- like if your hanging out with friends he’ll play with your fingers and hands, twist around your bracelets and rings

- i love him he’s so soft

- he desperately tries to stop you from popping pimples and blackheads

- “y/n sTOP”

- sometimes you’ll laugh at stuff he says bc it sounds so old fashioned

- he attempts to make you food and most of the time it’s amazing but usually when you two cook it almost always ends up burnt or undercooked or missing an ingredient

- bc he gets distracted by your stupid jokes that sometimes result in a food fight

- carlisle would do anything for you

- literally one time you brought up wanting to go to disneyland because they do a mardi gras parade and he almost bought plane tickets right then and there

- “what’re you doing?”

- “buying plane tickets.”

- “what??? STOP-“

- he loves how you hate when he spends money on you

- it makes him want to do it more

- you both have multiple matching things

- bracelets, rings, necklaces, etc

- he bought you this EXPENSIVE bracelet once and you almost passed out on the spot

- it has your and carlisle’s initials engraved into it and it’s your favorite color

- he lets you paint his nails frequently

- he loves when you do little designs on them too

- he loves being the person you feel comfortable ranting to

- it breaks his heart when he opens his door and sees you with puffy eyes and a red nose, tears reminiscent on your face

- he lets you in and picks you up, speeding you to his bedroom

- he grabs you a big t-shirt and a pair of his boxers and tells you to shower or change before talking about it

- and then after that he does whatever you want

- sometimes he’ll comb your hair while you rant to him, or make you some tea on the kitchen island while you talk to him about what happened

- he’d totally sit you on the counter and cut up + feed you fruit and clean the juice from your chin. im sobbing

- 100% takes care of your stuffed animals

- he would love how you bond with his “kids”

- you and emmett would totally play horror games together

- emmett and you are this clip:

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxJdszrIKDCtmfnyVLdhVwf2sGqLcJ6NBU

- honestly either of you could be rhett/link and it would still make sense

- you lowkey make fun of edward ngl

- i feel like he plays games with you and emmett too and he sucks ass

- carlisle looses his shit when he hears you make a gooddamn good roast of him and you can hear him laughing from upstairs

- alice constantly tries to buy you clothes she thinks not only you, but also carlisle would like

- Rosalie would confide in you a lot

- tbh it took her a hot minute to warm up to you but when she saw how happy carlisle was with you she gave you a chance

- jasper loves you tbh

- he games w/ u and emmett and you guys kick ass in rocket league

- sometimes Carlisle will just stare at you for no reason

- you’ll catch him and he won’t break eye contact and you get all flustered and look away

- and proceed to look back to see him still staring

- “what’re you looking at?”

- “just you. :)”

- “okay but why”

- “youre beautiful.”

- “get a room!” ~ emmett

- reminds your to take ur medication

- after meeting your family, he’s always down to babysit with you or go to family reunions or vacations

- if it’s a sunny place he’ll just busy himself with work inside

- always liking ur instagram posts

- he always comments on them too

- just a simple “i love you” or “gorgeous🩷”

——— smut time

- respect and consent king

- wouldn’t dream of hurting you/degrading you ever

- he loves tits. sorry not sorry it’s true

- he’ll play w/ ur nipples and leave hickeys on ur boobs

- fucking looses it when you moan his name

- like, if you do that he’s giving you literally everything he has

- his fav position is missionary or when you ride him but you face him

- specifically if he’s sitting in his office chair and you get ontop of him and-

- makes your legs SHAKE

- he has his hands on your hips while you ride him bc that’s hot

- literally adores your body

- he couldn’t care less of your stomach pokes out or if you have love handles or stretch marks

- he loves you for you

- PRAISE

- this man loves to make you blush and he knows exactly how to do it in bed

- master at giving you head

- literally knows exactly what to do and how you like it done

- fucking dies when you ride his face

- like it’s not a thing that he wants he NEEDS it

- he pays attention to your body movements and how you react to certain things

- he’s the typa guy to get on his knees and eat you out

- tongue around ur clit and fingers inside you pumping in and out and moving around inside to touch your g-spot

[leelaihardly]

watching the Smosh Anthony Roast LS and Rhett and Link just

did a bit where they reenact Ian and Anthony approaching them to buy Smosh back, so Rhett says "Let's roleplay" and Link just ripz off his own shirt in reply.

Then Rhett draws lines all over Link, yes including the man's nip (cue Link's Pillsbury Doughboy giggle). Ha ha, Anthony tats joke, then Rhett caps the marker and goes

"aight so I'll be Anthony"

[becausethathappens]

the roast of rhett & link trailer

[i-miss-summertime]

"well ive never met you. And I won't", "doesn't shayne look like the kind of person to have an onlyfans just for him", "you know you have a gay ass group when chanse blends in with the rest of you", "It's Tom now motherfucker", and "it's a shame the mortician couldn't get the smell of Rhett and Links balls out of his mouth" like can Brandon be invited to every funeral roast

[yourgrantaire]

im rewatching the smosh liveshow and i wanted to keep track of my favorite moments so they are below the cut

angela's tippy tappy toes of joy at amanda's new jersey voice

amanda's "LOOK IT UP" for increasingly unrealistic things, and ending it with "are you at peace are you at peace are you at peace hello areyouatpeaceareyouatpeaceareyouatpeace anthony areyouatpeace DON'T GOOGLE ME"

tommy's "only a tragic life could lead to looking like if a motorcycle was gay ... i can say that, i'm a motorcycle" and him saying the meaning of anthony's tattoos was so that he could fuck goth girls. oh and how could i forget describing angela as an "amber alert on rollerblades"

the cool ass music when the guests came on, made by tommy bowe i think? i honestly would listen to the music from the show all on its own

brandon rogers' "let's. eat. anthony!" and then making a very emphatic pitch as to why it would be a great idea

THE HALF-TIME SHOW OF COURSE. i know that they mostly won't post the show on youtube but i really really hope they post the half-time show

also a detail i just noticed is josh playing that escalating carnival "do do do do!" when chanse and keith got iced

dan and phil's extremely explicit video message with dan's repeated references to jerking off onto anthony's sexy calendar

courtney as bikini girl while still wearing doc martins. and there's something about the rhythm of "get you a girl who can do both two things two one time! :D" that is so funny, as well as "women are so scawwy ooohh!! what's under your blouse, two perfectly round GUNS? OHH!!"

rhett and link showing up standing menacingly in the doorway, and their tag line being "A Jesus and a Lesbian Woman"

the multiple "ian loves drinking breast milk" jokes

the chosen: "you're probably wondering why i look so badass right now. its because we are on the cusp of the greatest battle in the entire history of the universe.

and also i got queso on my three wolf moon shirt.

and i fell off my razor scooter on the way here."

i am glad that even though they made him look cool as fuck, shayne still emphasized that the chosen is not nearly as cool as he thinks he is.

"worst of all, anthony padilla HAD SEX!" and then quoting the star wars prequels lmao

also shayne singing without any self consciousness was very funny to me, but i can't put my finger on what the song was

ian saying i love you but having to say it in a silly voice (and in the after show anthony saying he can say i love you back to ian because unlike ian, he's actually said it before)

anthony's joke about how he expected everyone to roast him about his "dick piercing" and the entire audience going "wait wait, go back to that, what did you just say" and him moving on with no further comment

anthony to shayne: "i won't talk about how you were once known for your promising tv career and now you're known for wearing a t-shirt with limes on it''

chanse just full on horror movie screaming when anthony said arasha was in an ad for a republican dating app. also arasha's faces for everything were so great

keith full on responding whenever someone addresses him (and sometimes reacts out loud just because), he did this in the other funerals as well but it delights me every time

anthony saying chanse slides into his dms all the time, and chanse immediately replying "you respond, bitch!" (and then later anthony saying that chanse can go with mythical and he "can call link daddy now" but "watch out, [chanse] dms")

i loved anthony's reference to tommy's show serving cunt

anthony to amanda: "you're like if jessica rabbit drove a mini van"

anthony to ian: "one thing we all know about ian is he might have some trouble showing emotions" ian proceeds to stare deadpan into the camera. it was fun watching ian's reactions because often he wouldn't react to a lot of it or he would react as part of the bit, i've already forgotten the one thing that he really reacted to, fuck so i might have to rewatch it again

and then my favorite part of the aftershow was amanda and tommy continuously leaning in to make out and then saying "no save it for the parking lot, save it for the parking lot", and no they were not going to go anywhere, they were going to stay in the parking lot at smosh and make out in the car

[riotinyellow]

So far, people who are going to be in the funeral roast are...

MAIN CASTS

Arasha Lalani as The Coroner

Shayne Topp as The Chosen

Ian Hecox as The Pastor

Amanda Lehan - Canto as The Fortune Teller

Angela Giarratana as The vessel

Chanse McCrary as The Alter Boy

Courtney Miller as The Bikini Girl

Tommy Bowe as The Will

Anthony Padilla as The Dead

GUESTS

Rhett and Link as special guests

???? as special guest that courtney confirmed in the livestream today

Josh Fleury, as the halftime musical act with his band Cheer Up, Emo Kids ..... I assume

[lilac-hecox]

A bit of spoilers for the new flashback with Smosh

I love Ian and Anthony's relationship with Rhett and Link. because Ian clearly knowns these guys very well at least professional, and Anthony is just getting to know them again. I remember when they did a livestream watching past funeral roasts and Ian going "that's his wife" during Trevor's roast so Anthony would get the joke and now he seems a lot more comfortable, you can tell Ian knows them better, but Anthony isn't uncomfortable.

Ian looks criminally tinny next to Anthony on that couch .

Also, in case anyone not aware of recent sad internet history I would bet my shorts the name they bleeped out was Ian saying "boogie" as in boogie2988.

The size difference between Ian and Anthony makes me insane. Also, just the sheer affectionate way Link was looking at them together like a proud parent was so sweet and being like "Look at you two now." it was so cute and freaking wholesome like YES! LOOK AT THEM! FRIENDSHIP ALWAYS WINS!!!!!

[rinkyrinkyrinky]

The way Rhett and Link are "friends"... This line is going down in history books.

[justapillowpetpanda]

Smosh Releases "Submissive & Breedable" Music Video

It was announced today that viral comedians and Smosh co-founders, Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox will release the music video for “Submissive & Breedable”, their first single since their historic 2023 reunion.

Song Artwork Courtesy of Smosh .The single which was produced by Grammy-nominated producer Y2K (Doja Cat, Yung Gravy) and features rapper bbno$, takes a hilarious approach to Padilla and Hecox’s signature comedic stylings. The music video features Padilla, Hecox and bbno$ in different degrees of submissions; while being spanked, tossed around and tied up. 

Smosh Gets "Submissive and Breedable"

Co-founded by Hecox and Padilla in 2005, Smosh quickly captivated audiences worldwide with their sketch comedy and unique brand of humor, becoming the most followed channel on YouTube and has since amassed over 75 million followers across platforms. After a six-year hiatus, Padilla returned to the company in 2023, in a historic multi-million-dollar deal with Rhett and Link’s Mythical Entertainment, announcing Padilla and Hecox as majority owners of the company they co-founded as teenagers. While Smosh has continued making music with viral songs such as “Girls Are Gross” and “I’m Really Not Sorry”, “Submissive and Breedable” marks Smosh’s first original single since their historic reunion in 2023, which found the duo reuniting as majority owners of Smosh, the multi-million dollar company they co-founded in 2005. “The idea for S&B all started as an inside joke," said Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox, about the new single. "We already knew we wanted to step back into making music, so once we got the idea, the stars truly aligned from there - especially once bbno$ and Y2K came aboard. We're incredibly grateful to be working with such talented artists, and to continue delivering our fans the comedy we love in even more creative ways." Since their announcement, Padilla and Hecox alongside CEO, Ale Catanese have reinvigorated the company, producing brand new sketches like “Food Battle 2023” as well as a full length comedy roast, “Anthony Padilla is Dead”, revitalizing beloved series, such as “Try Not To Laugh”, and “You Posted That” and introducing new formats, including “Culinary Crimes” and “Flashback With Smosh”. Read the full article