#rhaelya incorrect quotes

[latte125]

everyone starting a war because they think rhaegar kidnapped lyanna:

*meanwhile at the tower of joy*

gerold: if you were arrested, what would be the charges?

oswell: carrying drugs with me

rhaegar: theft

lyanna: being too iconic

arthur: actually I think it would be treason for all of us

[lapetiteshippeuse]

After first meeting with Lyanna at the bar

Arthur, *laughing* : DE - wait for it - NIED ! Arthur : DENIED ! Rhaegar, *showing her phone number* : We're going out tomorrow night Arthur : I thought we were playing laser tag tomorrow night Rhaegar : Yeah I was never gonna play laser tag

[fromtheseventhhell]

for your ask game: 24

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

This is hard cause there are so many ways to answer with this fandom. Given recent discourse I've seen though...I'm gonna say any conversations on Dany getting a happy ending. Dany antis always swarm the replies to talk about how much they hate her, how they don't think she deserves anything, and how her only possible ending can be to die. They get nasty very quickly and it's just so crazy to witness just how much people hate the very idea of Dany being happy.

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

Rhaegar: You know small animals are more vicious than larger ones. it's because they have less room to bottle up their anger.

Arthur: Okay give me one example.

Rhaegar: Wasps, spiders…

Jaime: Lyanna.

Lyanna : * offended * Bitch !

Jaime : See !

[lapetiteshippeuse]

Lyanna : My dad just give us the most amazing Christmas gift ever

Lyanna : Our first night away since Jon was born

Rhaegar : Twenty four hours straight without that little bastard

Lyanna & Rhaegar *doing a high five* :

[lapetiteshippeuse]

You’re the most amazingly astounding, wonderful girl -- woman, that I’ve ever known. They've got you trapped, Lyanna. And you're gonna die if you don't break free. Just maybe not right away because you're strong.

The Dragon Prince to the She-wolf

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

Rhaegar: When I was a kid, I tried to form a gang

Lyanna: Wow, how did it go?

Rhaegar: It turned into a book club.

( insp )

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

Lyanna: What day is today?

Rhaegar : It's our marriage anniversary.

Lyanna: Wrong answer.

Rhaegar: It's the day in which we remember that we are the best married couple out there.

Lyanna: Yes my love !

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

Arthur : Yesterday I overheard Rhaegar saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Lyanna replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

Rhaegar *to Lyanna*: The absolute nerve to come into my life. To make it better by your very existence. Effortlessly barging into the misery and depression fortress it took me years to build. Shameful.

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

Rhaegar : Lya please stop !

Lyanna: YOU ARE MY HUSBAND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT ME WHEN I WANT TO MURDER SOMEONE!

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

Rhaegar: So is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you'll kill me? Because there is no need for it Brandon.

Brandon: Nah. If you hurt Lyanna she is perfectly capable of killing you herself. Probably with a variety of weapons. I’m just here to tell you she’s your problem now !

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

Arthur: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Howland: That santa existed.

Lyanna and Rhaegar : That my father loved me …

Arthur : Do you guys need to talk ?

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

Rhaegar: *loving his she-wolf* I'm with Lyanna.For better or worse, peace and war

Arthur: *not even trying to warn his friend’s hopeless romantic ass anymore* It'll probably be worse.

Rhaegar: * knowing full well he is going into trouble but not caring* I knew that the day I met her.

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

*Ned teaching Lyanna how to drive*:

Ned: Okay, you're driving and Robert and Rhaegar walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Lyanna : Definitely Robert. I would never hit Rhaegar .

Ned:

Ned : The brakes, Lyanna. You hit the brakes!

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

Arthur: What's wrong, you look more bummed than usual.

Rhaegar: I don't understand Lyanna.

Howland: What happened?

Rhaegar: I told her to have a good day.

Arthur: And?

Rhaegar: She said “don't tell me what to do!”

Howland : Yeah that sounds about right.

(insp)