#rex:i hate my life

[fangirlforeversthings]

On todays episode of:

the clones are far not getting payed enough

Ahsoka had been told by fives that you have to swallow a seed to get pregnant. Ahsoka, who is not dumb, questions that and asks her master to have him test that theory.

Anakin: ugh snips not now i'm busy....go ask rex.

Ahsoka excited: *Runs out* yaaaay

Obi wan: *side eye*

Anakin: What? You said this is important right?

An hour later

The door opens and rex suddenly stands in the room deadsilent like🧍🏻‍♂️

Anakin: ?

Obi wan: ?

Rex walks up to obi wan and anakin and smashes datas on the table

Rex:..........if theres gonna be a clone jedi mutant growing in me now, you two pay.

Anakin tries to stop the laugh breaking out while obi wan just sighs.

Obi wan: i believe theres far more we have to pay you up for isn't it rex?

Rex: i'll send you a bill.

Anakin while rex is walking out: hey hold on, how did she even try?

Rex: She fed me an entire bag of sunflower seeds that she "impregnated" by holding her hands over it and using the force on them.

Anakin cracks up a laugh obi just frowns done with everybody (yet again like always))

Switch to view of him telling the same story to cody

Cody: so either you'll pop a mutant out there or shit sunflowers.

The other clones working on the Hangar bay laughing: eheheheheh

Which is appruptly stopped by a murder stare of cody and rex, who then goes back to placing his head in his hands elbows on his knees.

Cody: *standing next to rex, petting his shoulder* Man rex ol'boy they pay us far too less for dealing with their shenanigans all day.

Rex: they don't pay us at all

Cody: exatly

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The Weirdos Story:Young ‘Love’

(Salami-Head told Samantha he’d pick up her son Colby at school,he scouted out to see him and spotted him right on the........well spot)

Salami-Head:Yo-Colby right here”

Colby:Hey Sal-I’m”

“Oh yoo-hoo Colbykins”

Colby:(Scared)Pammie.......Oh fuuuuuuh......”

(A small Pomeranian with what seems to to be a puffy cat tail runs up and hugs him and grabs his arm)

Pammie:You weren’t gonna leave without giving me a kiss weren’t you?”

Colby:(Getting mad because the girl is embarrassing him in front of their classmates)Pammie.......please let go.....”

Pammie:Hmph-well if you’re not gonna then......(she kisses his cheek repeatedly,making him more angry)”

Colby:GAAAAAAH(finally able to free his arm and head to the car)Drive drive DRIVE!!!!!!”

Pammie:See you tomorrow Colbykins(blows a kiss to Colby making him cringe)”

(In the car the two remained awkwardly silent-until Salami-Head finally spoke)

Salami-Head:So that girl who ‘showered’ you with affection?”

Colby:I don’t wanna talk about it..........”

Salami-Head:Okay.........who is she?”

Colby:An annoying,always kissy,always huggy,always so cheery pain in my ass.......pardon my french”

Salami-Head:Hey your Mom ain’t here,you can curse-so does she have a name or is it just ‘Miss Pain-In-My-Ass’?”

Colby:(Sighs)Her name is Pamela Greensburrow,we call her Pammie,I was nice to her once and she starts calling me her ‘boyfriend’,it’s so annoying”

Salami-Head:You ever tell her it bothers you?”

Colby:YEAH-but she doesn’t care.....”

Salami-Head:Ha....”

Colby:What’s that laugh for?”

Salami-Head:When me and your Mom were kids,she used to tell everyone I was her boyfriend,she was ‘huggy’ and ‘kissy’ too,but I didn’t mind,she was my friend and it felt nice”

Colby:(Disgusted by knowing his Mom was like Pammie)There’s a point to this story?”

Salami-Head:All i’m saying is now it bothers you but in time you might like it”

Colby:No-freakin-way”

Salami-Head:Well it’s your life”

(They arrive home and Colby heads right upstairs to his room)

Samantha:What’s eating him?”

Salami-Head:Just some school bullshit”

Samantha:Tests?”

Salami-Head:No”

Samantha:Bully?”

Salami-Head:Nuh-uh”

Samantha:........A girl?”

Salami-Head:Ding Ding Ding-Correct”

Samantha:Really? my son has a girlfriend?”

Salami-Head:Actually she thinks he’s her boyfriend,her name is Pammie”

Samantha: Pammie Greensburrow? Daughter of my English teaching Co-Worker Darla Greensburrow?”

Salami-Head:Hell if I know”

Samantha:Damn-I mean they did grow up together,kind of hard to believe she’d crush on him-then again he has my charm”

Salami-Head:Yeah-but he doesn’t like her affections”

Samantha:Well-he should just tell her to stop”

Salami-Head:Tried it,she didn’t listen-honestly they look cute together”

Samantha:Yeah they would.....very cute”

(Colby hears their conversation from his room)

Colby:(’I don’t like her.........I.......don’t......’)”

(At School the next day at lunch Colby is sitting with his buds having a good time until)

Pammie:Oh Colbykins.....”

Rex(Little T-Rex):(With his Lizard boy eyes sees her coming)Yo Colb,here’s your ‘girlfriend’ haha”

Colby:She’s not my Girlfriend Rex.......”

Pammie:I got a pudding for us to share-it’s Vanilla so I won’t poison you”

Lina(Made up creature):(Smirking and chuckling)A non-poisonous Pudding,so romantic haha”

Colby:GRRRR”

Pammie:(Scooping up a spoonful for him)Here you go”

Shaggs(a little sheepdog-literally half dog half sheep)Look she scooped it out for you”

Colby:(Completely angry and growing with Pammie pushing the spoon of pudding on his cheek and his friends laughing finally caused him to have.....)ENOUGH!!!!!!!!”

Pammie:Colby-Kins......?”

Colby:I am not your Colby-kins,I’m not your anything,you’re annoying,you’re stupid and I don’t like,so please for once in your sorry life,LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!”

(Pammie just looks at him and cries,causing Colby to snap back to normal)

Pammie:(Crying and throws the pudding down)Alright you jerk i’ll leave you alone,mmmmmmuhhahaahahahaha(runs off crying)”

(Everyone just looks at Colby with angry expressions)

Colby:What.......the.......Hell.....did I just do?”

Lina:You just broke the heart of your ‘non-girlfriend’and now everyone hates you”

Colby:Dammit.......I should probably apologize to her huh?”

Rex:I think that’s a good idea”

(Though Colby tried to apologize,she just ‘hmph’ and turn away from him,every time she saw him-then the time came for recess)

Colby:So far,no luck,surprise you guys want to stay with the ‘worst person ever’ now”

Lina:Hey we’re buds,thick and thin and all”

Rex:Besides,you need all the help you can get”

(Colby sees and ehres the nasty things people are calling him ‘jerk’,’monster’ and ‘What did Pammie see in him?’ then he sees her again and this time he will apologize....)

Colby:I’m going in-”

(As he walks up to her the others are  saying ‘there he goes’,’probably to break her heart again’,but he ignores them)

Colby:Pammie-we need to talk......”

Pammie:(Not wanting to talk)I got nothing to say to you......”

Colby:Good-because I got something to say to you-I’m sorry for snapping,I shouldn’t have yelled at you,it’s just you’re just so affectionate and it’s humiliating,I should’ve of just ‘cowboyed up’ and spoke the truth to you(she is confused by the ‘Cowboyed up’ part)yeah it’s something my Mom’s boyfriend said,truth is I truly am sorry for what I did”

Pammie:(Touched by his apology,and did agree she did act a little too affectionate but didn’t want to show it)Is that all you got? a stupid apology?”

Colby:Well that(puts his paws on her shoulders)and this(he plants his lips on hers causing the two of them to blush and melt away the problems).......is that good?”

Pammie:(Smiling mad)OH COLBY-KINS!!!!(she kisses him again)”

Lina:Well they’re back together again”

(It’s the end of the school day and Salami-Head is picking Colby up again)

Salami-Head:What up Colbs(sees him holding hands with Pammie)huh?”

Colby:Hey Sal(To Pammie)gotta go bye”

Pammie:Bye Colby-Kins(kisses his cheek)teehee”

Colby:(Get’s in the car and looks at Sal)What?”

Salami-Head:I thought you hated that girl?”

Colby:Actually I hated the overflowing affection,I actually like her”

Salami-Head:Huh-well good for you.....”

(As they’re driving home)

Colby:Oh and Pammie invited us to Dinner at her place”

Salami-Head:Casual or fancy?”

Colby:It’s........fancy......”

Salami-Head:(Not liking ‘fancy’ parties)Swell.......”

(They go over the party as they drive home-and Colby finally accepts Pammie as his girlfriend haha)

THE END