#jessy: yeah since you are expacting (gently rubbing his armored belly) you have to be cereful *taking the other box and walking off
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fangirlforeversthings Β· 1 month ago
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On todays episode of:
the clones are far not getting payed enough
Ahsoka had been told by fives that you have to swallow a seed to get pregnant. Ahsoka, who is not dumb, questions that and asks her master to have him test that theory.
Anakin: ugh snips not now i'm busy....go ask rex.
Ahsoka excited: *Runs out* yaaaay
Obi wan: *side eye*
Anakin: What? You said this is important right?
An hour later
The door opens and rex suddenly stands in the room deadsilent likeπŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
Anakin: ?
Obi wan: ?
Rex walks up to obi wan and anakin and smashes datas on the table
Rex:..........if theres gonna be a clone jedi mutant growing in me now, you two pay.
Anakin tries to stop the laugh breaking out while obi wan just sighs.
Obi wan: i believe theres far more we have to pay you up for isn't it rex?
Rex: i'll send you a bill.
Anakin while rex is walking out: hey hold on, how did she even try?
Rex: She fed me an entire bag of sunflower seeds that she "impregnated" by holding her hands over it and using the force on them.
Anakin cracks up a laugh obi just frowns done with everybody (yet again like always))
Switch to view of him telling the same story to cody
Cody: so either you'll pop a mutant out there or shit sunflowers.
The other clones working on the Hangar bay laughing: eheheheheh
Which is appruptly stopped by a murder stare of cody and rex, who then goes back to placing his head in his hands elbows on his knees.
Cody: *standing next to rex, petting his shoulder* Man rex ol'boy they pay us far too less for dealing with their shenanigans all day.
Rex: they don't pay us at all
Cody: exatly
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