#rewrap

[waste-of-bandages]

NOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE FRENCH

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

[holedyke]

my new tatttttttt!!!!!!

[captainyaps]

following the narrative of Apollo and Hermes having a little sibling rivalry since the stealing stuff incident, I imagine Hermes set up Poseidon to be stabbed repeatedly, only so Apollo has to play mediator in the med room whenever he does his check-ups on he and Athena

[jammerskrik]

[abstrakshun]

JEFFREY EARP - BLUE SCREENS (2024)

Microsoft Corporation, Inc. (American, b. 1975)

Microsoft Blue Screen of Death - 2024

Tumblr (American, b. 2007)

Tumblr Blue Screen of Just-Resting-a-Bit-Back-in-a-While - 2024

[tinylilvalery]

You said eventually "I like it all."

[sodrippy]

need someone to come do my hand wraps for me. for erotic reasons obviously but more urgently so i dont sprain my thumb

[mashallah]

guys I cut the inside of like my first knuckle on a pitcher and had to get stitches for the first time it was so scary omggggg and it’s 1 am and it hasn’t stopped bleeding and I’m still so panicked

[climbdraws]

living with my mom as an adult is so unhinged...she just wrapped presents I bought for MY niece from ME and put tags on them saying they're from me. She treats me like I'm an uninvolved dead beat dad lmao

[fineyoungcarnivores]

Not bad..not bad I suppose. Where are the briskets? Why are you buying ground beef and not just getting a chuck roll primal so you can cut your denver, your sierra, your eye and most of all your flat iron? You can grind the rest yourself and save money...not to mention have more variety. I have so many more questions...buddy...aren't you curing your own bellies? Why aren't you just buying the whole bone on ribeye roast so you can cut steaks and have a rib rack? Ugh.

Makes a cool display though.

Should start doing some more butchery content. It is the only way to fly.

[roobylavender]

considering what you have spoken about regarding selina do you also get frustrated with like…i cant quite explain it but sometimes especially in more recent years shes been posed or positioned like some sort of damsel that needs a big strong man to save her and like im not saying she should be portrayed with the “hollywood level feminism” for lack of a better term im just think about how old versions of selina would have hated that. like im just thinking of anytime in the reeves movie where bruce grabs her or forces her mouth shut or even when he didnt allow her to kill falcone and im just thinking she should claw the fuck out of him for that. i just miss a version of selina who wouldnt allow anyone to walk all over her personal autonomy like that

oh absolutely! in fact this is specifically why i can't stand loeb's take on her character lol (and as we both know that was a significant point of reference for the reeves film). it's really jarring to transition from her volume one and two canon to the long halloween / dark victory / when in rome. i think a lot of people tend to latch onto these books because tim sale's art is to die for and it's obv hard not to enjoy a good murder mystery. in that aspect they're still books i can enjoy in isolation. but i find it very difficult to enjoy them as a selina fan specifically because in every single one it's like she's looking for solace and security in a man and i'm not sure why. like what was so bad about her original backstory of having a deadbeat dad (whether you ascribe to the volume one or volume two version of him) and why did she need to go looking for her "real" father in carmine falcone. why did she need to seek out temporary boytoy relief in italy. why did she dream about being saved by bruce. none of it really has a reason other than to create a "lack" in her for the sake of it being there, because she'd never needed a man like that before in her post-crisis narrative. as you mentioned it was quite to the contrary and she was fiercely independent and protective of her own peace, esp from men. when she felt empty or without a connection or lifeline to someone real, it was mostly about people like maggie or holly or arizona. her people

what i think it ultimately comes down to are two things: the first thing is the diminishment of her post-crisis origins. after all, it's convenient to ignore how distrustful selina is of people, and of men with power at their leisure to abuse specifically, when her post-crisis origins are no longer relevant to her personal characterization. although selina's status as a sex worker is more prominent now, it was more or less completely swept under the rug for the bulk of volume two. loeb also refused to engage with it in any capacity. it only really resurfaced with the conclusion to volume two because it drew direct parallels to how we initially found her in volume one, and then brubaker expanded on it once again in his take on the character, which was notably juxtaposed against a pre-existing romance with bruce and brings me to the second thing. i've already waxed about this at length so this may very well be recap but i really don't think selina's lack of control over her personal autonomy can be divorced of the modern portrayal of the romance. when selina looking for security and understanding and comfort in bruce is what drives the romance forward there's not much room to maintain her original values and guarded demeanor, if not her outright defensiveness and hostility. a lot of people look at the extensive trauma selina has experienced and argue that she deserves to be in a relationship with someone who allows her to let those walls down. this isn't incorrect in theory. but it does repeatedly ignore who she is. it's kind of like the point i was making about bruce yesterday. exploring the inherently abusive nature of robin or of bruce's right to his children in light of that fact is interesting to do, but the actual execution has rarely managed to take into account who bruce actually is

for however nice it might be for selina to let her walls down romantically and look for solace in bruce—and i say this mostly for the sake of argument, personally i would argue against its necessity—it's realistically not something she's actually going to do. at least not as willfully as she's been portrayed to. realistically she's going to make it extremely hard, which if anything is precisely the appeal. i love it when selina gives bruce a hard time. i love that it's not supposed to be easy or maybe even a possibility for him to win her over bc there's so much about his own ideological stances that's flawed and in opposition to her own. she doesn't have to be any less unrelenting in her principles and worldview for that romance between them to be compelling bc at the end of the day the entire crux of it is that against all odds bruce cares. for however wrong he thinks she might be in a given moment or in her stance against the government, he knows who she is and how hard she's fought and what she's survived and it makes him sympathetic to her because she's real. she's a wonderful character through which to explore the logical limits of bruce's self-righteousness and categorization of crime, as well as a wonderful mirror to hold up to his face as he starts to ask himself whether what he's doing is really the only means of keeping the city safe. and the novelty of it all is that you don't have to sacrifice her character for any of that to be true. writers have simply deluded themselves into believing that they have to and that's why we are where we are today

[feralmoonlight]

IT WAS JUST 2 AM WHY IS IT 3AM

me staring at my phone after feeling like I spaced out for 5 minutes to realize infinitely more time has passed.

Just fuck me up with moondrops I want to go nite. Legit tho if there was melatonin candy that didn't taste like ass I'd be a.ovsr that shit.

[leejeann]

Saw another reddit post asking for headcanons on how the bugno characters figured out their abilities. First thought is almost always Kajii and his lemon-shaped explosives. I have a headcanon for once!

Unless it ever matters enough to the plot to be proven otherwise, I'm going to imagine he went to some festival as a teen and got a gimmicky firework shaped like a lemon. He lights it, doesn't throw it or back away fast enough so it explodes WAY too close. Somehow he is completely fine, not even a scratch. Later he's a bit reckless with a normal firecracker and actually gets a pretty bad burn on his hand. Something clicks for him, he tests it a few more times (and borderline becomes a regular at his local urgent care for like a month), and bam! Weird ability parameters discovered

Now imagine if it's not actually just lemon-shaped explosives but instead that was just the only one he figured out before he got tired of treating burn injuries and just decided to go all-in on that aesthetic lol

[transcarcinization]

new racket. what should i name her

[tigersorange]

my dog peed on my brand new sketchbook and i cant get the smell out should i kill myself be honest

[applemccartney]

maybe if i get some ace bandages i'll stop cutting