#rewatching s1 and ugh i just miss the magic of it

[what-a-messsss]

1x10 rewatch

Ok, let’s get back to Walt Longmire: Disaster Boi of S1 and finish this season off with a...something.  Pleading look to the heavens, maybe?  

How do I keep forgetting that Lizzie is a thing, even after our decision to find her some nice Smitten Cowboy to be with?  Holy hell, but why are you still keeping your dead wife’s ashes in the kitchen?  At least you kept Lucian in your fucking truck.  In a coffee can.  What is with you and breakfast beverages??  We all know you need lots of therapy, but this seems like a kind of niche issue.

“Trust me, you don’t, uh, you don’t want that tea.”  Buddy.  

Poor Lizzie.  She really is so nice.  And he’s such a fucking disaster.  “You seem weird,” she says, in reaction to him going bug eyed from having to convince her not to drink his dead wife without her realizing that’s what he was doing.  Sweetie, you have no idea.  And she really does like him.  

This is.  So.  Gloriously awkward.  And Lizzie’s there in her bare feet.  And all we need is for Branch to show up and we’ll have a full house, and aaaaahahaha, Walt is so trying to freeze time with the power of his brain.  Staring off into the Not Here place with his mouth pressed just so...  Awwwww, suffer.

I had forgotten that Ferg was the one who actually did the body work on the Bronco!  Even did the paint work, because that old truck has never looked so good.  I know Omar loaned Walt his truck while the Bronco was “in the shop,” but I like that the writers gave Ferg the skills to do that.

“If anybody... has something they want to say, I suggest you think twice about it.”  We don’t need to say anything; we’re too busy laughing at you.

Oof, and then Lizzie hearing Martha’s voice still on the message greeting.  She’s really quite a good actress.  Lizzie isn’t a terribly subtle character generally, but she gives her these really fine microexpressions that give you occasional glimpses that there is more going on under the surface, and she’s not just an open book.  : (  Making me actually like her and feel bad, not just cringe when she comes on.  Dang iiiiiiiit.

Ok, that does NOT look like Sharpie.  I’m sorry, but that looks like a paint pen or lipstick more than it looks like a Shapie on the dead kid’s forehead.  Even if it were one of the jumbo Sharpies, they don’t write like that, they aren’t that colour on skin, and the thickness of the lines are all off.  Which is not really relevant, but it buuuuugs meeeee.  Pedantic little shit that I am.

Ope, Branch is basically past the angst about Walt not liking him and straight into just giving him nothing but attitude.  Which, while I can hardly blame anyone for giving Walt shit, does get old pretty fast.

Walt, you are So Bad at talking to people, even when it’s for the damn job!  Yeah, it’s fine to have Ferg fill Vic in, but at least acknowledge that she’s there, damn.  Honestly it would have been good for both Vic and Ferg for Walt to tell her to follow Ferg’s lead on this one.  He knows the case, the local history, the players, the situation, and probably more about archery than her, and she could stand to take the reminder that working 5 years in big city homicide still doesn’t make her the senior deputy and that she needs to be ok learning from even Ferg.  Shit, I keep finding more and more reasons to be annoyed at Walt.  Is he even really that good of a sheriff?  I’m shaking the ol’ Magic 8 Ball here, and signs point to frickin’ NO.  Ugh.

Five HUNDRED dollars says that he didn’t check with Mathias before going on the Rez for official police business again.  Jackass.

Can’t really blame Viho for being super bitter.  And Ayasha is so sweet.  This whole family dynamic is so well done.

Aw, Ferg is so excited about the gum wrapper.  “Still minty!”  How are you such a sparklebunny?  Bless.

Detective Falessssss.  His opening line is so great, but uuuuuuuhg, he’s as bad as Walt with his singlemindedness about the case.  

“Talk to Ruby.  She runs my life.”  She runs the department, bucko, and you’d be lost without her!  Lost, I say!  But you treat her like your personal social secretary, and that’s crap.

In Fales’ dubious defense, you were just super weird about that whole encounter.  

Omar!  You creepy little lecherous jackass.  Why am I still fond of you?  It’s really rather galling that I enjoy your character at all, but I doooo.  Thank gods he has the beard now; cleanshaven was just wigging me out.  “Vickie’s never shot before--”  “That is the second-to-last time you will ever call me that.”  And I chortle myself to distraction to the point that I have to rewind to catch the lines that I missed.  With her horrible plans when she gets drunk (I’m still cringing at that flashback of her with Travis) and her obvious thing for older men, I’m honestly kind of surprised she didn’t end up having a deeply regretted something with Omar at some point.  They do have good chemistry in an antagonistic way.  And he does so enjoy tugging her pigtails.  ...ew.  Why is my brain like this?  

“A little bit of practice, even a girl can make that shot.”  Aaaaaaand we’re back to kick him in the nuts.  Not that we ever really left there.  Such a butthead.

Boy oh boy, it sure is great the tone that all these shitty rich white people take saying “Indian.”

“That is what a normal person would do in your situation.”  Henryyyyyy, I love you so much.  Why can’t we spend more time with him in the early seasons?  Why are you drinking a Rainier?  Nooooo, please have better taste in beer than your boyfriend!  You have expensive tastes in bourbon, why can’t you have decent taste in beeeer?

Walt, what is the point of practicing darts when you are FIVE FEET from the board?  Seriously, you’re supposed to be like...  (a google later)  7 feet 9.25 inches away!  That’s...  That’s an oddly specific measurement.  Wtf.  No quickly apparent reason for that specific measure.  Resisting the pull of this particular rabbit hole to continue the ep.  

Aaaah, that’s right, this is still when Walt thinks that Henry may have killed the guy for him.  And BestDad Henry talked to Cady after the blow up about Branch, and he is a wonderful human being.  “It’s really none of your concern.”  Hoooooow dare you.  It is clearly a function of being bffs with that butthead that Henry just smiles (somewhat bitterly) at this instead of tripping him into the bar or shoving his head into the cigarette machine.  (Is that a cigarette machine?  Wtf is that thing with the yellow lit up portion towards the top? [14:05])  

“What a rich inner life you must lead.  From time to time, you should consider sharing some of it with the rest of us.”  The sass!  Swoon.  Henry.  Marry me.  

“I’ve got other problems.”  Buddy, you are other problems.

I wonder how many people/places Ruby just has on speed dial so that she can zoom through her list of “Where the hell is Walt now” to get in touch with him.

Aaaaand we’re back to Branch getting a bit big for his britches.  Whee.  Better fight about it like Big Boys.  Ffs.  “Go ahead.  Give me your best shot.”  ::Pat Benatar starts playing in the background::  Oh holy shit, I wish so damn much that I had any know-how about making vids.  I would be beyond amused by a spoofy hate vid of Walt and Branch being assholes to “Hit Me With Your Best Shot.”  Ooo, oo, or “Hit Me Baby One More Time!”  Aaaahahaha, these fucking losers and their fragile masculinity.  Get rekt.

Children.  Childreeeeen.  Stop it, or you can’t go to Timmy’s birthday party next week.

The irony of Vic being the one who is actually calling them on their shit and getting to do their damn jobs.  Well shit, they actually have a warrant this time.  Will wonders never cease.

Damn, Viho is smart.  Politically savy, pointing out the election coming up.  He’s got the wrong end of the stick this time, but the fact that he’s seen these angles and considered a bunch of things about the consequences already is telling about how smart he is.

Ruby is so pleased to see Henry.  She sounds tired (dealing with Walt and Branch and the sheer volume of bs that is accumulating in that office, no wonder) but still fond.  And the look she gives him.  I love her so much.  She puts up with so much.  And I love Henry continually calling Walt and the department on their shit and just being a dedicated activist for his community.

Fuck right off, Branch.  “Woah.  I know you’re Walt’s friend, Henry, but you don’t have any particular rights here.”  You are sliding into being a full on trashbag of a human being so fast, Brancheroo.  Reminding a young man of his rights and helping him avoid getting railroaded by your biased ass isn’t a bad thing, you rusty wingnut.

Ok, it might not be Glasses!Henry, but cowboy boots!Henry with the glow of righteousness upon him is also quite A Look.

Aaaaahahaha, for once Vic’s unholy yelling saves the day.  Being able to shout over a mass of raucous teens is usually reserved for teachers, camp counselors, and stage managers.  Looool and using detention as the threat.  And then jail.  Heeeh.

This is soooo weeeeeird: I’m starting to genuinely like Lizzie.  She just showed up and I remembered that it’s for dropping off that present, and then Vic is such a butt about it, and this poor lady is just trying to date a guy that she really likes and even gave him about 5 different outs that morning and he pointedly didn’t take any of them and dammit, Lizzie deserves better, too.  Fuck, Walt, you are such a disaster zone.  And Vic is a whole other disaster area that’s looking to, uhhhh, share a border.  Yike.

The present is definitely more Lizzie than it is Walt, with the wrapping and everything, but it’s still a sweet impulse.  AND THEN VIC, who told Walt how many times that he should call her?? gets all up in her business?  Poor Lizzie trying to figure out what the fuck this has to do with Vic or how it is even on the same planet as any of her business.  She does have some issues from her previous marriage, but she owns them.  And her BS meter is actually pretty finely tuned.  Sure picks up on Vic’s awkward boner for Walt in no time flat.  Not that it’s particularly well hidden, damn.

This kid is a rapist and a murderer and The Bad Guy, but at the same time, he is a high school kid, chances are he’s a minor, and Walt is talking to him alone in his office without any parent, much less a lawyer.  What the fuck.  

“Because Ayasha Roundstone told me so,” is a good line, solidly so.  And Walt’s all in The Righteous Hand of Justice mode or whatever, with the gravelly voice and standing over the kid, staring him down.  Effective.  (But where are that kid’s parents?)  Ah, that’s right, his dad is taking a shot at whatshisnoodle to make it look like he’s the killer.

Awww, Cady.  Honey, how long have you been waiting for you FailDad to show up?  Fuck.  Right.  This was how she found out that Martha was murdered.  He lies to her so much.  He manipulates her so much.  He passes all of this off on it being Martha’s wish, but he even acknowledges that Cady had a right to know and he chose not to tell her.  He denies Cady her own agency again and again.  He makes decisions for her without ever giving her a chance to choose for herself, and punishes her when she makes a choice that he doesn’t agree with.

It’s not “protecting” her from the pain.  “Protecting you from the pain,” is not a father’s job; it’s to teach their child how to manage it, help them live through it, and how to grow past it.  You’re damaging her.  Into the suuuuuuun, Walt!  Into the fucking SUN.

But fuuuuuuuuuuuck, her delivery of that same line, “Well, let me relieve you of that burden,” is sooo good.  You done fucked up, buster.  And you just keep fucking up.  I would say in new and exciting ways, but it’s generally in the SAME DAMN WAYS, dammit Walt.

This flashback is really difficult.  

They’re right about that technically being kidnapping, too.  Wyoming  § 6-2-201 specifically includes defining kidnapping as unlawfully confining another person, with the intent to “facilitate the commission of a felony; or Inflict bodily injury on or to terrorize the victim or another,” with unlawful confinement defined as “accomplished (i)  By force, threat or deception; or (ii)  Without the consent of a parent, guardian or other person responsible for the general supervision of an individual who is under the age of fourteen (14) or who is adjudicated incompetent.”  Meaning that not only could Walt charge Jake with the kidnapping of Rich, but also probably of Ayasha, since she was ruled an unreliable witness and would more than likely be legally considered a “mentally incompetent person” according to the states’ legal definitions.  

Not... that I have the Wyoming State Criminal Code downloaded on my computer.  >_> Certainly haven’t skimmed about 80% of it trying to figure out what charges would most make sense to be levied against Jacob at the end so that I don’t have to deal with him going in to a Federal prison on RICO charges.  <_<  Or what Cady probably should have been charged with after that mess with Tate and Catori.  Nnnnnnope.  Sure don’t, didn’t, haven’t. o_o

This is about the only time I can remember there being a legitimate reason for Walt not to have backup.  Since they’re off checking other locations.  Also, damn, that was some classic Old West quickdraw shit, Walt!  Noice!

“Why did you stop me?”  Because you have to testify, you little shit.  HE is not terribly bright.

Ooooooo, somehow I forgot that it was Branch who went to Jacob.  But that makes total sense; I can’t really see Jacob seeking Branch out, but once he walks himself into his office, Jacob will certainly play those new cards for all they’re worth.  Ooooooooo, and the Hotamétaneo’o headdress!  I’d forgotten about Branch seeing it, too!  Nice call back and foreshadowing to finish off S1!

“You will not find a chili cheeseburger of this caliber anywhere in Colorado.”  And now it’s 4:30 in the morning and I want a chili cheeseburger.  Thanks, babe.   Some daaaaaay, I will figure out which is my favourite Henry, but it is not this day, because godsdaaaaamn, the red checked shirt with that vessssst, is *chef kiss* a wonderful thing.   And the director knoooooows it = that pan down Henry’s back as he turns after saying, “I said nothing,” for noooo reason other than to have Henry’s ass on screen.  Seriously.  He says his line, it pans down, we get a primo shot of his jeans, and then it cuts away.  Solely a pan for Henry Butt.  Who directed this, and where do I send the fruit basket?  Dang, it was Nelson McCormick, and this was the only ep of Longmire he directed.  Huh.  In S1, there’s only one repeat director, who did eps 1, 3, and 7.  Interesting.

Focus, kid.  You are less than 3 minutes from the end and you’ve had it paused for over 5 minutes to wander around IMDb.  No wonder it takes you three flipping hours to watch one of these episodes.  What a mess, indeed.

“We all process grief in our own way.”  Buddy.  You have not processed.  You are a human <BUFFERING> screen.  You’re a walking loading symbol.  Walt, he gives you some basic vital statistics on the guy, but...  You haven’t even asked who it was.  Walt, you are so bad at this.  Fffffffff---  And there’s season 1.  lawd.

[pinkyshy101]

So I got bored and decided to type out a list of the cartoons/tv shows I’ve watched, cause why not! I think this is all I’ve watched, or at least recent enough (I’m thinking like…. 2014/15 onward, when I actively started to watch more cartoons)

It’s kinda long, and I’m kinda rambley, so I’ll put it under a keep reading thing (if I can) so you don’t have to scroll through that if you don’t want to. Idk who will actually read this, but hey maybe it’s an idea of what kind of things I might reblog on here! I’m always taking any suggestions for shows to watch, I love learning about and watching more and more cartoons! So if there’s something I didn’t list as something I watched and you think of be interested, feel free to please recommend it! I may update this with a reblog or an edit or something at some point in the future, idk though. For now, its September 19, 2020, and here’s what I got for ya

This ended up way more rambley than I meant for it to be but I started writing it at maybe 12:30ish am and now its almost 2am when I’m getting ready to post it so oops 👀 I’m not really expecting anyone to read this but hey, it’s something! Read if you wanna know what shows and other stuff I watched lol idc

Cartoons I’ve watched in their entirety (or what’s all aired as of today 9/19/20):

(updated 12/2/20 as starting with ATLA)

Gravity Falls - watched since late 2014

Steven Universe (including the movie and Future) - watched since mid June 2015, right before the second stevenbomb/sworn to the sword (early season 2)

Over The Garden Wall - watched back around when it first came out, can’t remember exactly when but sometime in 2015

Star vs The Forces of Evil - watched the first 2 seasons as they aired, then stopped watching for a while and rewatched the whole show in June 2019

Hilda - watched for the first time in I think October 2018, rewatched in May quarantine

She-ra and the Princesses of Power - watched all 5 seasons about/not even a week after season 5 came out, idk why I waited so long to watch it

The Owl House - started watching it after the grom episode aired, idk why I waited so long to watch it but molly and noelle and everyone was screaming about grom on twitter, so of course I had to watch it then

Kipo and The Age of Wonderbeasts - watched it all in early August, right before I watched The Owl House

Infinity Train - watched the pilot back in 2016, then the first season when it came out, but then I started college and didn’t get the chance to watch the 2nd/3rd season until I decided to watch the whole series (s1 again, 2/3 for the first time) this past week

Ouran High School Host Club - ok I know it’s anime not a cartoon and I can’t see myself reblogging anything from it but it’s literally the only anime I’ve watched more than like 1 or 2 episodes of/the only one I’ve seen in its entirety so I figured eh I’ll mention it

Camp Camp - I almost forgot to mention this one! I started watching it when there was I think only 3 episodes of season 1, so back in 2016, and I’ve loved it since then! I guess this summer’s season couldn’t happen cause of covid.... But I’m still excited for when/if it does eventually come out!

Avatar the Last Airbender

Shows that I’ve partially watched but not completely:

We Bare Bears - I’ve seen the first 2 seasons, maybe some of the third I can’t remember, I watched it when it first came out but I haven’t watched it in a while, so I would probably need to rewatch a bunch of it (I did rewatch I think the first season sometime this year? But it was while working on school projects so I wasn’t giving it my full attention), apparently there’s also a movie now???

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - I was huge into the brony fandom from roughly 2013ish-2017ish, I’ve seen up to season 8 and a few episodes of season 9, and the 4 equestria girls movies, and the mlp movie; I probably know seasons 1 - 4 the most, maybe a little of 5, 6 and 7 are kinda fuzzy but I’ve seen them, 8 I watched over quarantine (since it’d been a few years since I had watched any of it, I also rewatched bits of 5-7) as well as I think the first episode or so of season 9, but I don’t remember them too well. I watched the movie (the pony one, not eqg) when it came out in theaters, and not too long after that I drifted away from the mlp fandom (tbh I was drifting a little bit before it came out, but I knew I had to stick in there at least until it came out since I had been waiting for so long for it). The equestria girls movies, I saw them all when they first came out (I even saw rainbow rocks in the theater). I think there’s like, half hour shorts or episodes or something?? That’s in the eqg universe?? But I don’t think I’ve seen any of them, and if I have it was probably a really early one a long time ago because I haven’t really kept up with anything after Legend of Everfree came out

Animaniacs reboot - I’ve seen the first 5 episodes and it’s nice!

Shows that I’ve only seen an episode or few of that I (probably) intend on continuing to watch:

Glitch Techs - I saw the first episode! Definitely want to continue it

Rick and Morty - I watched a few episodes of the first season in like March/April quarantine, but I was still dealing with online school at home finishing out last semester then. I think I want to watch this eventually, but I have other shows that I want to catch up on/watch before I’d get to this one

Tangled the Series - idk if that’s the name I’ve seen multiple names but I hope you know what I’m talking about, I saw a handful of episodes from the first season I think sometime around fall 2019, but I’d probably have to rewatch the whole thing

Adventure Time - I’ve never had cable/cartoon network so I didn’t watch this growing up, but I’ve heard really good things about it and seen a bunch of stuff from it (I’d have to be living under a rock to have not seen anything lol) but it’s so long and I just haven’t gotten around to it yet! Well I’ve seen maybe a dozen or so episodes of the first season but it was a while ago so I’d have/want to start over probably

Shows I haven’t started

Amphibia - I’ve heard it’s good! I just haven’t gotten around to it yet

Avatar the Last Airbender - probably next on my list to watch, I’ve been meaning to watch it for years but I haven’t yet, its on Netflix now so that should make it easier to watch and a friend from school made me promise that this would be the next one I’d watch so that’s what I’m doing (I did watch the last 2 seasons of infinity train that night though, since I was really wanting to finish it first… But atla is next) watched it! (updated 12/2/20)

The Legend of Korra - obviously I’m waiting to watch it until after alta, and I’m probably going to watch it right after I finish atla

The Dragon Prince - idk really anything about it other than I think it’s on netflix? and apparently it’s good and maybe gay idk but I’ve heard it’s good thus why it’s on here lol

Black Horseman - idk too too much about this other than apparently it’s good but also kinda depressing. Similarly to rick and morty I want to watch it eventually but its not insanely high on my list

OK KO - don’t know a ton about it other than it’s decent, a step up from r+m/bojack on where I want to watch it but not urgently

Ducktales Reboot - similarly to OK KO, don’t know much about it other than it’s decent, same level of want to watch

Milo Murphy’s Law - saw a couple episodes when it came out, haven’t watched it in forever so if I ever do want to rewatch it I’d have to restart it, not super high on my priority list though

Bee and Puppycat - another one I almost forgot! I don’t know a ton about this but I’ve heard its nice! Plus from what I’ve seen I like the artstyle so  👀 maybe someday

Animaniacs (original) - I started to watch the reboot and I think I want to watch the original eventually! Just haven’t gotten around to it yet

Clone High - listen it’s not that I desperately WANT to watch this, I just have friends who are like, hey, watch this lol it’s apparently not super long so why not

Other non cartoon shows I’ve watched:

Brooklyn 99 - idk when I started watching it, maybe around season 4/5ish? I think sometime in 2018 so idk the season, idk, most of the episodes I’ve only seen once so I couldn’t tell you exactly what happens in every episode but I still like it

Rise - ugh I miss this show, I started watching it after/around when the 3rd episode came out (end of March 2018?), and I don’t think I’ve watched any of it since it ended (mid may 2018) cause its not on any streaming services anymore :/ at least not that I know of but I loved it and would love to rewatch it

Andi Mack - I’d heard it was good but hadn’t watched it after it ended (early august 2019 I think I watched it), haven’t rewatched it since then but it was decent, I mainly watched it cause I had seen clips of gay but yknow it was alright

Sex Education - watched 1st season sometime in 2019, when rewatched it/watched season 2 when it came out January 2020, this is like WAY more mature than like anything on this list but like it has an interesting story

Love Victor - watched first/currently only season when it came out mid june 2017 (how was June so long ago what)

Queer Eye - I’ve seen a couple seasons of it idk I figured why not add it lol

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist - I think I watched this around when there were maybe a few episodes of season 1 left (well there’s only one season now but still), idk I liked it cause like musicals and stuff idk

Idk what else to add to this section but if I think of anything (to any category on this list) I’ll probably update it later maybe idk (again I’m not necessarily going to be reblogging stuff from all/any of these but like, I figured I’d mention it cause idk)

Musicals:

Another thing I love is musicals, like I’m a design/tech major in college rn so yeah I like theatre lol so I’m going to list some I’ve seen (mostly watched bootlegs of, but I’ll list some professional/tour ones I’ve seen in person)(but if it doesn’t say anything special I probably just watched a bootleg, 2017 was a big year for me and my google drive being filled with bootlegs…) This might not be all of them and I won’t go into as much detail (I hope, I haven’t typed it yet) but we’ll see:

Broadway tours I’ve seen: (I swear this isn’t bragging they were cheap seats way up high lol)

Dear Evan Hansen (May 2019)

Wicked (first professional show I saw, October 2017, haven’t watched a bootleg or anything of it since then and I went in completely blind)

Mean Girls (November 2019, last professional show I saw before quarantine)

Come From Away (September 2019)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (November 2018)

The Book of Mormon (August 2018, was hoping to again this August but quarantine :( )

Non professional/high school/college/other shows I’ve seen in person/been on crew for (not all of them, but some) (assume I’ve also seen bootlegs/proshots if there are any)

Newsies

Spring Awakening (spot op)

Shrek (props)

Legally Blonde

I’ve seen done way more but I don’t feel like listing them or that they’re anything I’d want go reblog/actively look at fandom content for (that’s not saying it reblog stuff from shrek the musical but still lol)

Other shows I’ve seen only in proshot/bootleg form:

Basically every Starkid show

Spies are Forever

The Solve it Squad

Hamilton

Heathers

Be More Chill (yes I was in that big amalgamation of musical fandom stuff with these and deh in 2017 aaaa)

Falsettos

Beetlejuice

Spongebob

21 Chump Street

Les Mis

Phantom

(Again maybe not necessarily all but some there’s a slight chance I might reblog things about)

Musicals I still need/want to watch/listen to:

The Prom

Six

The Great Comet (not typing it all out)

Hadestown

Waitress

Bonnie and Clyde

Something Rotten

Tuck Everlasting

Again there’s more I want to see I’m sure but I haven’t really watched bootlegs in a while…. Idk feel free to suggest shows tho

Movies I’ve seen/like: obviously I’m not gonna just every single movie I’ve seen but heres a few I like:

The Sound of Music

The Wizard of Oz - these 2 have actually always been my favorite movies since I was little, I can’t dee myself reblogging much of anything about them but figured I’d mention them cause why not

Love Simon

Some but not all Disney movies (I grew up with no cable/mostly just pbs)

Most pixar movies?

I don’t think John Mulaney shows count as movies but eh whatever I’ve seen them on netflix

Idk what else lol I know I’ve seen more movies than this but eh

If anyone actually read all of this... Wow I’m surprised honestly lol have a free cookie or something for your struggles or smth, idk, thanks for reading this though lol I appreciate you (but also slightly worry, this was a lot of words and a lot of rambling)

[ambitionsource]

S1 Rewatch: Lena’s Take [1.06]

yes i am late. again. no i would not miss this.

favourite scene: zc cleaning up... zc cleaning UP!! god im so excited abt this! charlie being the first person in a long time to actually make zay feel understood, despite their glaring opposites! charlie’s incredibly sad but relatable line about feeling separated from your life! at the start of the season, zay and charlie seem like the two least likely people to cling together. so when we see their relationship starting to blossom— and really, here is where it REALLY STARTS. you could argue it’s 1.03, but that feels like a false start, with charlie immediately avoiding zay at the first sign of trouble on aaa confessions. here is where charlie and zay really begin: they’ve gotten to know each other. they’re on the same level, even if they’re not always on the same page. and charlie has taken time to digest the rumours and decide he wants to be zay’s friend... “friend”... anyway. ma’am. i just luv ‘em. also the little pat on the back... the “someone taught me how to have fun”, the playful nudge.... charlie sweetie ur flirting is SO obvious... who’s gonna tell him? me? alright...

favourite performance: we got 3 zay performances this ep, 2 of em solos, so naturally i am SPOILED with delight and glee. i really have to say perfect places because a) lorde, obviously, and it’s nice to see zay truly happy for a moment this episode, considering he spends most of it sad and lonely. it’s a moment to bring the kids together for zay, contrasting his isolation, and it’s one of the many showcases of the recurring fact that zay works so well when he’s thinking on his feet, and just GOING FOR IT. that’s what lands him the kossal program, later, and it’s a really nice character thing that im so glad is consistent... mr spontaneous. (ALSO CHARLIE SMILING AT HIM UP FROM THE KEYS.... NOT ABLE TO STOP LOOKING UP.... ZAY BECKONING CHARLIE ONSTAGE LIKE ITS COME HITHER....MY HEART.... zc own lorde)

favourite character this ep: zay. most of this review will be about zay. i love zay, and this was really HIS episode, more than anyone else’s. this is really nice especially because he’s taken a backseat most of the season, emotional growth wise (considering that more of him and charlies romance plotline is arguably more heavily focused on charlie’s emotional weight) and as much as i want to see him be happy, it’s nice to see him raw and plaintively sad. also. i repeat. 3 zay performances (2 whole solos!!) i am spoiled!! SPOILED!!

favourite line: “i’m familiar with his work, yes.” man i love rl i dont say so enough theyre so GOOD!!

an underrated moment: i really liked the moment when riley and isadora are at riley’s and her parents come in arguing, and isadora realizes for the first time that maybe riley doesn’t have a life as sunshiney as her personality. riley is a character so often taken for granted by the others, because she’s so pleasant and sunny and helpful and i think aaa students assume her life must be great, when really... it’s not. i think that must almost humanize her to isa, a little more. it’s like the paper towel in the bathroom from 1.0...3? i believe? riley’s not this powerful, all loving figure on a pedestal. she’s just a broken girl trying to fix the only things she can— putting everyone else back together.

something i missed the first time around: not something i MISSED, per se, but i really overlooked shawn & angela’s relationship plotline (because i tend to be more invested in the storylines of the teens) but they really are adorable. dancing in the living room. singing fleetwood mac. reconnecting at a more emotionally mature and stable place and time in their lives. what’s really cool is the contrast of their romance vs the kids’ romances. the teen romance in ambition is very... fresh. new. uncertain and unhinged. angela and shawn have been here before and they’re going back better. they’re still uncertain... but they fall slowly into it, instead of rushing with this nervous, charged energy that you have when you’re young but are still worried that time is running out. they’re softer, and it WORKS. and they’re very sweet. and what i really appreciate, not even solely for this episode, is that they don’t really... fight that much as a couple. they have arguments, probably, but they’re not constantly at each other’s throats anymore, almost as if the only thing they needed to solve it was a kiss and emotional commitment. nice...

first impression vs your reread impression: don’t really remember the first impression of this episode— other than loving it, obviously. but UGH upon further inspection ive decided i extra love it, i’m a sucker for everything— stripped covers, zc, rl, isa and lucas playing guitar like every cliché they’d try to avoid, learning isa can sing.. all so good. more pivotal character moments. more musical magic. more fun!

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lena... once again ur takes... on fire! truly your mind!!! i literally live for these and am in love with the way you analyze zc. also maddi will love to read your thoughts on shawngela lmao, but totally agreeee! literally just... the mood of screaming about charlie being unable to NOT smile and watch zay perform while he’s supposed to be playing the piano... how he doesn’t even realize he’s flirting because he’s probably never actually flirted in his life aside from what he Thinks straight flirting is supposed to be (i.e. all those terribly awkward exchanges with riley LMFAO),,,,, like sir!!!!!! SIR!

[killian-whump]

OUAT 2x14: Rewatch Blog

Hey everybody! Here I am, once again, with a liveblog post for a Once Upon a Time episode! This one’s called “Manhattan” - which strangely enough, I had to look up to make sure of, because I could’ve sworn that 2x15 was the one called “Manhattan”, but when pressed to remember what 2x14′s name was... I could only come up “Also Manhattan...?” which seemed wrong.

Anyway! Let’s settle in and watch Manhattan Part 1...

Hmmm.  Okay, so Rumple’s all “I wanna fight!” and Milah’s like “Oh, no, the war” and this just seems weird to me, all of it. I’m making that Fry face at my screen right now. Not sure if full of shit or full of shit...

Emma asking, “Is this the right place?” AND HE SAID YES. Like, how does he know?! That globe was a hell of a lot more useful here than it was in Neverland. Or did they just toss the globe overboard when they went through the portal? “Welp, we don’t need this plot device anymore.”

Hahaha, Emma. “Well, who doesn’t love a surprise?” Should I start the list, or is someone else gonna do it? Rumple’s face is hilarious. He looks like he’s thinking, “Me, actually. I don’t like a surprise...”

That’s a really boring title card, Once. Really boring.

“Back? From where?” OH MY BABY. Incidentally, I forget he’s in this scene every single time I see this scene, and then I hear his voice and I’m like “OH, MY BABY” like, you know, what literally just happened 2 sentences ago.

Aww... You vengeance-hopped-up bondage bunny, listen to your Dommes and be a good boy <3

CHASE SCENE, IT’S A CHASE SCENE

RUN, EMMA, RUN

CRASH!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH PLOT TWIST

I always did like that plot twist. One of the better ones, I thought.

“I am the only one allowed to be angry here!” Yeah, you tell him, Emma.

This face is great:

Kinda sums up the entire scene, doesn’t it?

I love the subtle AND COMPLETELY OBVIOUS change in Gold and Henry’s interactions now that the audience is thinking, “Oh, wait... If his dad is... and his son is... OH MY GOD.” A gentle approach as always, show.

WHY WOULD HE NEED AN ENTIRE TYPEWRITER IN A FANCY WOODEN BOX WITH A SINGLE SHEET OF PAPER THAT SAYS “I KNOW YOU’RE BAELFIRE” ON IT? HOW FUCKING EXTRA CAN YOU BE?!

Pictured Above: THE LITERAL HEIGHT OF FUCKING EXTRANESS

“...because Pinocchio told you to?!?!” One of the best lines ever XD

Oh, come on, Neal. Man up for once and just talk to your father. Geez.

Like, I know he’s pissed that his dad didn’t follow him into the portal, but all of this hiding and nonsense? Acting like he’s terrified of the man? Like, did I miss the part where Rumple EVER presented an actual threat to Baelfire? Because I don’t remember that. Honestly, if I’m forgetting something from S1 where Rumple threatened or harmed his son, someone please remind me. Shitty dad? Sure. Dropped the ball? Definitely. Worth running and hiding from for fucking centuries? You’re a goddamn pansy, Neal.

“Rumplestiltskin...” Oh, that’s not a creepy voice at all.

Oh, that’s not a creepy girl at all.

Oh, that wasn’t a creepy scene at all.

Can I go home now?

“The truth about your parents - Emma, you of all people should know how important that is.” Umm... yeah. That’s a really good point.

“Are you sure this is about protecting Henry... and not yourself?” Aw, Snow... Such good advice in this phone call. Also, nice sweater. Very soft.

Ahhh... And good acting by Jen in here, too.

AW, GEEZ, EMMA, SNOW JUST GAVE YOU SOME GREAT ADVICE AND NOW YOU’RE JUST GONNA IGNORE IT ALL. GOSH DARN IT.

Oh, look. It’s the mild-mannered mayor here to visit the amnesia-stricken woman in the hospital. There’s no way this could go badly!

Umm... Regina, I love you and I love your magical ways, but you could’ve just, like, rifled through her purse. “Magic always comes with a price” but apparently not if you just want to wave some objects through the air instead of, like, reaching in and moving shit around like a normal person. That shit’s free.

Like, there is just no reason for this. It’s pointless. It’s weird.

Library scene. One of my favorites :D Well, not this one. The next one.

Hahaha, this “touching” mother daughter moment is so weird and dysfunctional and borderline creepy. I love it.

Seriously, Hook, you’re so fucking impatient. Just cool your heels, bro.

Hey, Gold, here’s an idea. Maybe when you’re hiding your dagger somewhere, and your arch nemesis is a pirate, maybe don’t leave a pirate map to where it’s hidden for that pirate to find and follow. I mean, you might as well have left it in a toolbox in the garden she- Nevermind. Let’s not talk about this.

Emma: Don’t do this. There are things called laws. Henry: I’ll be lookout. :D

“I don’t think he’s listening.” Henry is brilliant in this episode.

YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT, NEAL. You finally manned up. Must've found some balls in the alley and tried ‘em on for size.

Aw, geez. I’m just... Wow. I really shouldn’t say anything about this whole scene, but... Yeah. Wow. I honestly can’t like Milah after some of the stuff she says in this scene. Sorry, guys. Like, she is literally telling her husband and the father of her child that the kid would’ve been better off if he was dead - and not just once, but, like... It’s like she’s engaging in a single-person competition to see who can find as many different ways as possible to say the same terrible thing over and over again, and it somehow manages to sound worse every time.

AHHHHH HIGH DRAMA!!!

I really do like everything about this scene with Emma and Neal and Gold and Henry and everyone trying to figure things out and/or hide things and/or... Oops, now it’s all out in the open and we’re all a big happy family fucked.

Ugh. Now it’s Greg. I really, really don’t care about Greg. At all.

Regina, goddammit, I told you to just rifle through that purse like a normal person. SEE what happens when you don’t listen to me?!

Actually, I totally forgot about this moment entirely, and now I’m laughing... Leave it to the show to put a “Why the fuck would you do this in this way?” moment into the show... that turns into a convoluted plot twist.

Son, I am disappoint totally not surprised, actually.

That map really DOES look like a child’s scribbles, though.

HOOK, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO DO WITH THAT... keyring? scissors? dohickey? I don’t know. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it’s time for one of my favorite things ever!!!!

SUPER CASUAL VIOLENCE!!!

They’re both just so... so casual... and so flippant... and so... oh gosh, hahaha. He’s all upset and angry and foaming at the mouth, and Cora’s just like ~fling~! and LOOK AT THAT FUCKER FLY The violence is so ultra super casual and amazing, hahaha. And then they just walk off like Mean Girls: Storybrooke Edition and I fucking love them and I’d better rewind and watch it again. Hold on a second, guys.

ARE THOSE FUCKING TONGS, THOUGH?! why?

The books falling over like dominoes, haha, they always make me laugh. Better rewind again. I love this shit so much.

Old-fashioned compass, I guess? Some kind of... dohickey? I’m gonna go with dohickey, guys. I mean, it looks like a dohickey to me. Still, like, dafuq you think you’re going to do with that dohickey against two ladies with magic, boo? You adorable fucking idiot. IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A SHARP EDGE.

WHOOP, THERE HE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES

See, there. Bae had no fucking reason to be running and hiding from Rumple for fucking centuries. He just handled him just fine right there. 

“Or what you did to me.” Valid point, Emma. Well made and- ARE YOU FUCKING LAUGHING, YOU LITTLE SHIT?!? Where’d that fucking dohickey go?! YOU ARE SO GETTING RUBBED, YOUNG MAN.

Well, what do you know? The seer who said the future was hard to discern clearly has now given you her powers... AND YOU’VE LEARNED THAT THE FUTURE IS HARD TO DISCERN CLEARLY. Shocked. I am shocked.

PLOT TWIST. The boy will be his undoing!!! Except... umm... I mean... he kinda never was, though? So, I mean, I don’t... uh...

Aw, fuck it. Let’s rewind and watch the super casual violence again.

WHEEEEEEEEE LOOKIT HIM FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[serenagaywaterford]

1) Okay, I'm late (bc rl sucks), but I'm back and I'll gradually address everything. "Also do not feel any pressure to respond to my multiple essays! I understand completely!"The same goes to you, bc I feel like I'm bothering you too much. That being said, I truly enjoy talking to you. Not only you offer fresh/perceptive insights into the characters' minds (which made me a. reconsider scenes and motives, b. wanna rewatch S1 --some scenes you're commenting on are SO fuzzy in my head-- mind you,

2) 2) I’m already rereading the book), but you also provide such hilarious, sarcastic lines (some of them are absolute killers).

3) personalities” I know you have an inkling of who’s who. :D But damn, that ‘lesbianing’ bit had me giggling. Kudos, fellow anon. Since we’re on the subject, I have another question about your fic (if you don’t mind): is it post s2 or s1/s2 canon divergent? b) “Add horrid fangirls to that and it’s a big ass no lol.” Ugh. Fandom smh manages to sour my opinion of characters/ships/series I personally like. Especially when fans start pestering the creators to cater to their whims or harass actors

4) or start ship wars. Double ugh. c) “So, that’s the Mass Effect connection!” Two more similarities: i. Mass Effect’s Miranda Lawson got a lot of fandom hate back then (even though she was a famous character), just like Serena. ii. She has a back-and-forth, bickering (hateful but not THAT complex) relationship with another female character. d) “I have seen Westworld! Well, okay, just the first season. I got too tired/confused to get past the 2nd season premiere.” Oh, sorry. I shouldn’t have

5) assumed. Believe me when I say it’s a good thing you stopped watching when you did. The overall quality of the series remained pretty much the same (e.g. acting, cinematography, direction), but, oh boy, some new plot twists (which I usually like) are SO OVER THE TOP in order to impress (?) the audience. It’s reached a point where some characters are unrecognizable, bc they’re servants to the plot. Maeve has a lot bigger arc in S2 and Newton is thriving (imo, S2!Maeve >> S1!Maeve), but so is

6) Strahovski/Serena. :D e) “don’t go around bitching at people who say shitty things or stuff I don’t agree with, or blocking anybody who doesn’t like her."Ah, another thing we have in common. There were times I’ve been blocked by fandom people (with beautiful edits) that I NEVER interacted with (except for maybe reblogging from each other). That’s not me complaining. Like I said, each to their own.I just find this phenomenon funny at times. Story time. Once, an out of nowhere anon (whose msg I

7) didn’t publish, bc drama is SO not my thing) said they’d block me, bc of an uploaded gifset for a canon pairing (which wasn’t to their taste apparently) that was tagged as #[series]edit (although the ship!portmanteau was right there, too, so that people could easily block it). I remember being like: "Okay. Good for you, anon!” LOL. f) “I dunno if you see spoilers but there’s one about them.) She needs therapy so much more than a cutesy feelgood storyline.” I did NOT actually, but feel free to8) enlighten me.

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I am sort of back! (RL does get in the way of incredibly lengthy essays about fictional TV shows!) NO APOLOGIES NECESSARY!! I am just so happy I get to read all these excellent thoughts, analyses, and feelings you have! (and that we clearly share lol, including the sheer amusement of your writing!). I really want to write more at the mo but my hands are doing that weird old lady thing where you can see the veins popping out and it makes me v uncomfortable to look at. Especially since I have little baby hands. I hate it.

Ok, I’m now kneeling on the floor and the computer is on the kitchen island. This is better. I cannot see the top of my hands. 

SO. Where was I? OW. my kneeeessss. This is a bad idea.

I’m so lost. Fic question. right. It’s post-S2. Like… quite post-S2. I didn’t even deal with HOW or WHY June is back in the Waterford’s house tbh cos I can’t be bothered to sort that out. (Thanks, show.) So, it just assumes that for some reason, she’s back. Which, if the BTS pics/video is to be believed, that’s the case anyway. 

Fangirls (and boys ofc) ruin so much for me. Even if I like the same thing initially. Ugh. Then sometimes they’ll annoy me so much that I end up liking the complete opposite of what they like. Dunno why.

No worries about Westworld! It’s a reasonable assumption! Please don’t apologise, my friend. I do agree that Thandie was very good in S1. IIRC, her character was my fav (other than Clementine lol). Yvonne S2 was just next level shit to me. Like, what you’re saying makes me wanna give S2 WW another shot but when shows get overcomplicated, they’re not much fun anymore when I’m like “BUT WHAT IS HAPPENING LOL”. 

>> “There were times I’ve been blocked by fandom people (with beautiful edits) that I NEVER interacted with (except for maybe reblogging from each other)”

EXACT SAME. It was actually in THT fandom most recently lol. Like, I reblogged one of their pretty edits once. Ever. I didn’t even say anything snarky or bitchy or rude in tags. I don’t think I added any commentary at all. Next thing I know? BLOCKED. Never interacted with them in any way whatsoever. (Typical N/J fangirl lol.) It’s the strangest behaviour and it’s that kind of thing that sours me towards sects of fangirls, and sometimes even the characters they like. Maybe that’s just petty but I think it actually just reinforces pre-existing feelings I had towards the character or pairing.) The only blogs I block are ones that are gross, RP, or spam. (RP blogs is a long history of them stealing and spamming and adding awful commentary to my posts way back in the day, so I just… block em. lol.)

>> “they’d block me, bc of an uploaded gifset for a canon pairing (which wasn’t to their taste apparently) that was tagged as #[series]edit (although the ship!portmanteau was right there, too, so that people could easily block it). I remember being like: “Okay. Good for you, anon!” LOL.”

Oh. My… WHAT. There’s a very odd sense of entitlement here that seems so peculiar to me. Like, that’s what the blacklisting feature is for? I’ve put every version of my most despised pairings, characters, etc. and it works? Very rarely does it miss on. I guess we’re just dramaphobic, mature old fandom farts. Like, “Kids, let me sit you down and tell you about this site before you could block things. Before even XKit was invented…” Not to mention every other website ever lol.

HOLY GROSS… I just got up and a centipede fell off me!! WHYYYYYY. THIS IS WHY I DON’T SIT ON THE FLOOR. (we live near the beach/woods so we get lots of bugs no matter how clean we are…) no more painful kneeling for me i guess…

OKAY. Spoilers. It’s not much but other than the June in Martha costume (which was shown in the teaser Superbowl trailer anyway by now)… there were set pics of Emily, Sylvia, Nicole, and Luke all happy and smiling. IIRC. I can’t find the post anymore. So it may not have been in character. But I dunno… it all seems… too easy? Like, I’m glad Emily is safe but omg. She’d better not be all hunky dory “I stabbed a lady and threw her down the stairs, murdered another, and ran a dude over with a stolen car, but now I’m Canada, I’m all healed!” (Not including the heart attack/crotch kicking here cos that was fair play to Emily. She deserved that.) Like, honestly, as much part of me was like YESSSS at all of those, still… that’s grievous bodily harm with intent to kill, flat out murder, and vehicular manslaughter. For Emily to do those things, you don’t do those crimes without being really broken and damaged. And… yeah. That doesn’t magically disappear when you hop over a border.

[lucreziaces]

Magic Bullet

Ah, yes one of my all time fave teen wolf episode....ironic since there’s so much of a certain popular ship that i’m very against romantically speaking but....

i love the way kate’s introduced....at first i thought she was just gonna die but then she pulled out a gun and yelled “come on” and i was like “damn. i like you” (too bad she ended up being a bad guy by the end of the season)

allison’s little squeal when she sees kate is adorable...in fact her look during this scene is one of her cutest looks

lydia actually said something smart and didn’t say “I read it somewhere” when allison asked, “what?” directly after the episode where ally told her to stop sucking just for jackson’s benefit.....why doesn’t anyone talk about this more? 

stiles is wearing the red jeans again. i repeat: STILES IS WEARING THE RED JEANS AGAIN.....ew does that mean they’re maybe not a stydia thing.....i’m shocked ******s haven’t claimed them as a ****** thing first like they like claim orange and blue.....

ugh this was another look by none other than miss allison argent herself

“still unpacking” “haven’t you been here for like over a month?” “I’m taking my time” (because i’ve moved so many times and never stay anywhere too long, so i’m prepared for the possibility that i’ll have to move again very soon)

“I don’t wanna make you do anything you don’t wanna do” “I’m not do anything I don’t wanna do. are you?” “are you seriously asking me that?” god, scallison was so pure and cute i love these little beans

stiles to derek: don’t bleed in my seats. stiles with lydia in 5b: *she screams and breaks his mirror, he doesn’t care about anything except making sure lydia’s okay*

only allison can look both badass and like an adorable angel while holding a compound bow that’s pointed at scott 

i love that they brought back the thing about chris selling firearms to law enforcement in last night’s episode

also argent was so hot in s1......so was kate while we’re on the topic of hot argents ;)

remember when victoria argent was super scary/creepy?

scott: *describes lacrosse as hockey on grass, forgets that that’s called field hockey* 

allison’s anchor is scott let me cry

remember when scott was okay with derek dying? wow. so much has changed. i love development

alright but seriously kate is so hot.... and damn. the woman’s got some nice boobs

on the topic of kate...i’d be down for a spin off series about kate and chris’ teen years so we could maybe understand how kate and chris ended up so different or a spin off with allison and kate from the year before the argents came to beacon hills

i know this isn’t necessarily about s1, but i love all the callbacks to the early seasons during 6a and 6b and last night’s episode had so many callbacks as I’ve been pointing out throughout this rewatch

“your dad’s watching” “good” I love allison

kate: *accuses scott of taking something from her bag* allison: *pulls out a condom to get scott out of possible trouble* me: *falls even more in love with her*  scott: *also falls more in love with her*

wow wait i am just now realizing how totally gay i was in 2013 when i first started teen wolf because most of the things i’m saying now is what i was thinking then with a few minor differences (none of which have to do with allison)

oh. shit. our first look at ian as peter. i didn’t realize that was in this episode

scott about the hale fire “they had a reason”.....what the fuck, scott? can you explain what the reason was, then? 

what the fuck? what the actual fuck? i can’t believe scott mccall said that the argents had a reason to set the hale fire? 

[i-write-stories-not-sins-bitch]

Episode 7

So my tumblr just… broke?

I lost what I wrote. But to summarise, Yen is using Ciri. They portaled to the woman’s home from S1 that helped ciri even after she stole the horse from her. And the fire fucker burnt the family alive. And yen’s telling her basically that she has to go to Cintra and is going with he to ‘protect’ her. But she wants her magic back and thinks Ciri is the only way to do that.

Fringilla is loosing her sway if things and elves are being killed for getting too close to the castle gates. Cahir is also being swayed slightly cause of what’s happening but he doesn’t like elves

Okay let’s continue

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Oof hung from the castle walls

Ouch

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JASKIER

THIS SCENE

THE MICE AND RHE PRISON ONG ITS HAPPENING

He is so beautiful

The mice are cute

“Sometimes it takes a prison cell, the tricks and takes that traitors tell. To help you see that freedom is all you got” that’s a raw line Jask

SO LOCK ME UP AND SOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!! GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU WHORESON, CAUSE YOURE THEOUGH FUCKIN WITH ME!!!

PURPOSELY AGRIVATING THE GUARD AS HE SHOULD!!

JASK CAN PLAY SPOONS OF COURSE HE CAN HE HAS SO MANY TALENTS MY TALENTED BABY

“Sing another word and ill cut ya tongue out!”

“Rude”

I FUCKIN LOVE HIS SASS AND SNARK

“Guys one of your harmonies were a little pitchy. Gordon, you’re amazing.”

oNE OF THE MICE ARE CALLED GORDON OH MY FUCKING GOD

GERALT OMG HII

Wait there was a window where Geralt was stood, and Jask was looking that was so surely Jask noticed Geralt???

It’s happening

I’m not ready

IT WAS STRAIGHT UP HUG

HE SAW GERALT, SAID HIS NAME, SAID FUCK IT AND HUGGED HIM!!! IT WASNT AFTER A BIG MONOLOGUE ABOUT HOW HE WAS LEFT AND STUFFFFF JASKIER JUST MISSED THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE MY HEART

GERALT ADMITTED THAT HE MISSED JASKIER AAAA

Ok omg jaskier is pulling out the file he has on that day and he’s SCOURING IT

PAHAHAHA “You left me on a mountain. I mean have you seen these boots? I mean, I pretty much jut slid all the way down that hill back to Caingorn.”

I love jaskier I love him sm

I

Oh my fucking god that was hot

G: “Jaskier-“

J:”Don’t fucking Jaskier me. I’m talking to you. This is how this works”

That was hot but nooo Geralt has to ruin it by butting in AGAIN and not letting Jaskier speak I’m angry

Ugh the “I made new friends, get over it” 🤨🙄 “Jealous”

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Ok so ciri and yen are on their way to Cintra

Yen is still actin the hero

Yen also basically said she loved geralt

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Ceinwen is a horrible name

HAHA FIONA THE NAME THAT CIRI WOULD USE

Fuck you dara

K filavandrel is saying fuk you to Fringilla and nilfgaard. Are they gon die

I’m so done with this part of the story. It’s in no way entertaining or interesting. It’s been dragged out far too long.

Oh no Fringilla gon kill em aAAALL

Ugh fuck you Stregabor

Oh no Triss is found out

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THERE ARE SO MANY STORYLINES ugh

There are so many portraits of ciri. This woman is weird af

Who even is this man that wants ciri

Ok so this woman / mage is a necromancer?? Her test subjects start off dead?

Ok her names Lydia aparently, subtitles tell me so

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Omg Joey Batey got BUFF holy fuck oh my god holy shit I’m I can’t do shit rn why what my he abbs back muscles shoulders face off dimples Nono Jaskier keep ur shirt off hood ok he just put the jacket over ok I can still see

I’m gonna have to rewatch this cause I’m so distracted rn

Jaskier seriously you may need to put a shirt back on cause I’m distracted

OMG ITS THE DWARVES

God I hate how people ignore Jaskier when Geralts around.

Oh wow ok suddenly Jaskiers in the background again supprise supprise

He has his Vest on too so I’m no longer as distracted, though I can still see chest hair

Ok so the dwarves are coming with Geralt and Jaskier to get ciri and yen

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Ok so Yen is teaching her while bringing her to her room?

So basically Ciri can do magic without taking the energy from anywhere else

Oh shit she bleeeding from the eyes

Ito transported them across by screaming fuck

AND THE HORSES TOO??

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Okay so Triss now knows Geralt thought Yen dead and that Tissaia met them

(I wanna go to bed but it’s 4pm now)

Tissaia ratted her out to the mage killer

This man talking about ciri being in the wrong hands but he is defo evil.

HE JUST SHOUTED AT TISSAIA HES TOXIC

LEAVE TISSAIA ALONE

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Omg Fringilla is with her uncle

Fringilla is using the blood bond speech on her uncle

Oof you’re wrong my dude she is OBSESSED with power

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Dara fuck off

Stop talking to Hedwig

I FUCKING KNEW HE WAS THE SPY BUT IT STILL HURTS

Dara you fucker

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Cahir leave off

Just drop the cause you are going to die

Oh shit he IS dying

FRINGILLA THE BITCH SHE USED NIGHTSHADE ON THEM

Aaaaaaa she just slowly kicked him through his eyeball on my fucking god I almost puked

She killin em all

Bye bye Cahir you were gorgeous

Oof she toting w him

Oh is she not killing him??

Lucky bastard

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The old crone is really fucking weird

Hedwig is back again

The gay king is here again

Redanian king

Gay king

Gay 🏳️‍🌈

All these different storylines are confusing me again

I just want Jaskier.

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Here he issss

Once again Jaskier is walking while Geralt rides.

OMG JASK BROUGHT UP THE “do what pleases you” THING FROM S1

Omg the jabs that Jask is giving

Geralt apologised and Jaskier made a joke instead of getting mushy. Perfectness

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Ciri and Yen are almost at Cintra. They just gotta pass the monolith

Yen you’re giving such mixed signals here

Deathless mother is in Yen’s head still

Oh damn ciri knows

She’s reading Yen’s mind

She knows

She told her that Geralt wasn’t there

Omg damn yen’s changed her heart

OH NO CIRI YOU FUCKING IMBECILE WHY WOULD YOU EVEN??

Ah so that’s why Yen had the stick.

Which means Geralt isn’t far behind

HERE HE ISSSSS

And Jaskier is left in the background again for fuck sake

JASKIER CAUGHT THE DECAPITATED HEAD

Oop geralts sword is to yen’s throat

Omg he trusts Jaskier with Ciri

Daddy Geralt thank you

To slay a monster

Does he mean Yen??

Omg ong omg omg

HE FULLY JUST CLAIMED CIRI AS HIS OWN

Omg what is she doing ok confused

DONT KILL THE DAMN BABY I SWEAR TO MOTHER FUCKING GOD

NO

FOR FUCKING FUCK SAKE

The deathless mother is so fuckin annoying

Oh shit she gone

Oh fuck

She’s free

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Ciri don’t run from Jaskier goddamn it

WAIT NO DM FUCKING RUN

Fuck no she’s in Ciri

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END OF EPISODE 7

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Episode 8

Okay first of all what the fuck

Is she inside her mind because of the deathless mother?

What the fuck

It’s actually mousesack

But now she’s in kaer morhen?

Oh they’re so fucked

Everyone’s fucking fucked

Oop Geralt speak UP 🗣

We? There is no fucking we

What are you gonna do with no magic, Yen?

I’m so salty rn

Why is she what

DID CIRI JUST KILL COËN

SHES KILLING THE WITCHERS

I know it’s the deathless mother but

WHY NO STOP IT NOW

ITALIAN VESEMIR

Don’t fuckin believe her

Geralt knows straight up that ciri wouldn’t be acting like that

OH MY FUCKING GOD THE EYE SCAR IS IT GONNA SHOW UP?! Oh no course not

Oh wait Coën is alive

Thank god no offence to the other Witcher’s but

Oh no Italian Vesemir is gonna kill ciri

No offence, Italian Vesemir, but the black eyes aren’t as sexy on you

Ciri shan’t be eliminated

Go on Geralt, get grandad on board

Yen’s gonna try get the deathless mother for the power again for FUCK SAKE YENNEFER

HAVE YOU NOT DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE?!

Jaskier aaa

“Too many squirrels” ehehehe

Jaskier just wanted to sleep and drink and now he’s having to help fight a deamon ugh

I feel so bad for the poor man

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I feel bad for the elves

But dara is making this worse

Oop dara just outted himself??

Oo okay uh I’m so fucking confused again. Break time?

No Jaskier is back on screen and he has a hangover

Sassy Jask

Oh yay, a little stone you’ve saved us all

I love how he can instantly become serious

I love him and his little smirks

How has no one found her yet even tho she’s in the main fucking hall

So ciri is between life and death right now I’m guessing. Everyone whos died is there I’m guessing??

I feel like Calanthe knows this is death

Calanthe definitely knows

Oop that twat asked for a dance aND SHE IS DANCING WITH HIM!?? She KILLED HIM

Calanthe definitely knows she’s dead

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Oh yay Fringilla is back yay

I care not for her storyline at this point it’s too repetitive

Cahir is still hot af

FRINGILLA KILLED THE BABY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

cAHIR KILLED THE BABY?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

CAHIR KILLED THE FUCKING BABY

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Back to witchering

Hi Lambert

MEH LAMBERT UR HOT WITH BLACK EYES BUT GERALT WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVE

Oh no LAMBCHOP is definitely gonna try to kill ciri for what happened

Geralt found her FINALLY

Cmon Jask get to Geralt

Wait Jaskier is here I stg I saw the screencap

HERE HE IS

Ahahah I love him so much

JASKIER YOUR FOREHEAD IS SHOWING HAVE SOME DECENCY

“What the fuck” is exactly right, Italian Vesemir

Oh fuck

NO

someone PROTECT THE BARD

THE BARD THE BARD IS HE OK THE B A R D

I CANT SEE JASKIER WHAT HAPPENED

LAMBCHOP BE CAREFUL

SomeONESHOW ME THE FUCKING BARD RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

CIRI FICKIN HEAR IT UNDERSTAND WHAT CALANTHE SAID

JASKIER IS OKAY THANK FUCK

NO NOT ANOTHER DEAD WITCHER

AND ANOTHER

CIRI STOP THIS FUCKING MADNESS

AND ANOTHER ONE

ITALIAN VESEMIR DONT DO IT

CIRI FOR FUCKING FUCKETY FUCK SAKE

Don’t draw this shit out

CIRI WAKE THE FUCK UP

Oh my god

Her parents are there

CMON YOU GOTTA REALISE ITS FAKE CIRI

OH GOD WHAT IS THE ELF DOING TO THE BABIES OWH

SHE JUST KILLED DOZENS OF BABIES OH MY GOD

AND THATS FUELING THE DEATHLESS MOTHER

FCUK IFF IS THAT A FUCKING DRAGON

COME ON FOR FUCK SAKE

Yen hasn’t had mITALIAN VESEMIR JUST STABBED CIRI

COME ON PLEASE LET IT ALMOST BE OVER ITS GOT 20 MINS LEFT

Fucking finally Jaskier has been trying to get that through your thick skull for the entire damn episode

Ciri they’re dead. And you will be too if you don’t wake thE FUCK UP

They’re all calling to her and I’m gonna cry

CIRI THAT ISNT TOUR PARENTS FOR FUCK SAKE DONT DO IT

CIRI FOR FUCK SAKE

YENNEFER is gonna be the vessel

Oh my god oh my god oh my god

CIRI DONT DO IT PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE

I’m crying

Genuinely crying

God damn it

So ciri is gonna be ok and Yennefer is gonna die or some shit

Geralts monologue is making my cry harder

WHAT ABOUT YENNEFER

CIRI SAVE YENNEFER FOR FUCK SAKE SHE JUST SAVED YOU

“Oh not again” JASKIER HAS NO RIGHT BEING THIS FUNNY

Ciri really just pulled all threee of them into the monolith

Now what

We watch the world burn?

Ah yes we do

Great

ITS THE WILD HUNT

Omg

The fuck tho

Is that it

What about what the fuck is happening with the other guys

YENS MAGIC IS BACK FUCK YES

For fuck sake Jaskier was pushed out again I don’t understand how the screenwriters thought this was funny

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Tissaia SHUT UP FOR FUCK SAKE UGH

Okay so next season is gonna be then getting through the wild hunt while hiding cause ciri has a bounty on her head

Damn Lydia ur fucked up

WHO IS HER LORD FFS

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The elves are against everyone again

Istredd is gonna get killed

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Oh great so EVERYONE is gonna be after Ciri now

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Hi Hedwig

HOLY FUCK OK HEDWIG IS CALLED PHILLIPA AND SHE IS GORGEOUS O LORD

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Wow ok Yenralt action. Where’s my Geraskier content tho

Good. Don’t forgive her

So Geralt is using Ciri as an excuse to stay with Yennefer okay then great parenting

But WHERE IS JASKIER

They’re all tired ffs life goes on. Us THREE will help eachother

Fuck Jaskier then

So Ciri portaled them to another world ‘spheres’

Wait is Ciri’s parents alive

Cause how else would Nilfgaard know

OH GOD IS THE WHITE FLAME CIRIS DAD?!?!?!?

IT IS OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY FUCK IT’S DUNY WHAT THE FUCK THE FUCK THE FCUK THE FUCKKKKJ

THIS ALL FUCKING HAPPENED CAUSE OF YOU, YOU COMPLETE ARSEWIPE

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Holy shit S3 trailer!?! NO??

The untold chapter

The Witcher: Blood Origin

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE FIRST TO FINISH THE SECOND SEASON I NEED TO TALK WITH PEOPLE ABOUT THIS!!!

SEASON 2 AAAAAAAA