#reverse 1999 shitpost

[saccharine-spice]

has anyone done this yet

[just-1-scorpio]

Arcana: Welcome to Manus Vindictae Sophia.

Arcana, drags a gaint suitcase from behind a rock: It's time to give you a make over. It's mendetory.

[sleepyminty]

SPOILER

The first two chapter of reverse 1999 can be summerized as:

toxic doomed yuri against the force of blue makima and her pet-i mean her puppets

[fruityfroggy]

The fact that building this smugass woman (non-derogatory, affectionate actually) made me so broke that I had to do literal math for how I could get enough unilogs to possibly pull for Kaalaa…

But she calls me “buena chica”, bluepoch definitely knew what they were doing with that one she’s a very good damage dealer, so it was worth it:)

[fishareglorious]

girl you are like. nine years old why are you saying these things

[titaniumions]

marcus fans how are we feeling

[lemon-pilled]

will you take ibuprofen w/ her?

[zuzandr]

i never liked citruses anyway

[jabberwockprince]

this is what definitely happened the second vertin let pavia into the suitcase and he saw sonetto going 🤌🤌🤌

[stari-hun]

Reverse 1999 would also be a bad world to isekai into honestly. Cause there's no good options no matter what, either you're a person torn away from your time and home to take shelter from this arcane natural disaster. If you're an arcanist you're either kidnapped by the Manus or Foundation under the excuse of protection, but hopefully you get taken by the Foundation cause they avoid killing unless your death can be a net positive. On that note even if you wanted the cliche isekai protagonist story by helping Vertin, Constantine is gonna be your biggest threat unless you watch over her from a distance like Madam Z. Constantine has killed every person Vertin has emotionally relied on that isn't Sonetto, and she can't fully her anyways cause of her loyalty to the Foundation. If you're a normal citizen not tied to the Foundation or far away from any branch the most you can do is hope and know that your death is coming, but at least it'll be painful unless the Manus is nearby. And if you reincarnate into a main character? FUCKKKKKKK, the way I'd sob myself to sleep night after night after night. I'd ruin the plot by being completely inconsolable. Let's be real is there anyone in Reverse 1999 who would even be a good choice to reincarnate as? Like I guess An-An Lee or Blonney live relatively normal lives, or Horropedia is pretty normal. But I already hallucinate badly, I couldn't handle real ghosts all the time. Then on the other hand if I was people like Druvis or Tooth Fairy I'd end up ruining their stories cause I'm literally just NOT that smart or capable.

IMAGINE WAKING UP AS VERTIN.

THE ANEURISM I'D HAVE-

[saccharine-spice]

me searching “how 2 beat 1.6 UTTU Level 30 without newbabel (totally real, no clickbait)” because eagle keeps vaporizing my team

[just-1-scorpio]

Everyone in the suitcase has they own room. Exept for Bkornblume. She lives in the walls.

[sleepyminty]

Reverse 1999 have open a new type of waifu/husbando for us : sentient object

[fruityfroggy]

Lilya when su-01ве:

[fishareglorious]

pavia goes to the blood bank

[haysaca]

haven't seen one show ignaz semmelweis yet so I had to