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More than half of Americans admit to lying on a resume at least once. It's such a common practice that no wonder services are popping up to help employers find out about workers' previous job history.
A viral video from TikToker Morgan (@wfhmuva), who comments on work-from-home topics, informs viewers about one such service.
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One viewer shared, "I used to work for Equifax and got hired somewhere else they found out so fast."
"Yes girl, they can see down to your gross and net income from each job from equifax," a second wrote.
Another expressed concern they may be in trouble. "wait so they'll know if im a job hopper?" the viewer asked. Morgan responded, "It's possible."
"Every company does not report to the work number!!!" one viewer noted. "Walmart does though. Also it costs to use this service. Most companies not paying for it."
Late last year, a Human Resources worker referenced the service as a reason employers are sometimes aware that a worker is about to leave. She noted that job seekers can check a box asking interviewers not to contact their current place of employment.
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#advice#jobs#jobsearch#equifax#the work number#job hopping#resumes#employment#employment resumes#employment research#employment advice#job history#psa
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I think Terry and Susan might need to update their resumes asap
#business#businesscore#nostalgia#office space#retro#retro tech#business memes#vaporwave#1980s#80s aesthetic#memes#graphs#resumes#team meeting#performance review#finance
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Bourjartâs Professional Resume Template for Adobe Illustrator
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If corporations can copy/paste job descriptions with vague corporate speak, why can't they also copy/paste exactly what they want from applicants who apply to the job? How much work is it to say: "Format your resume like this, show your work experience like this, put this in your cover letter"
If the recruiters have specific things they like or want in their applications and what gets their attention, why can't they just say that? Why do we have to make a best guess of which vibe to give them? Especially when virtually every piece of job culture is based on subjective "vibes" that have nothing to do with your competency as a worker?
In fact, doesn't it actually give a preview of what a good worker you'll be if you follow the clear instructions that you're given? Don't you want people who follow instructions?
Even professors tell you explicitly how they want their papers to look and what material they want you to cover.
#employment#careers#autism#adhd#audhd#jobs#jobsearch#neurotypicals#corporate#resumes#cover letter#job hunting#resume#job applications
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Interview + Resume Guide from a Hiring Manager in Tech
Writing this because I am losing my MINDT at how BAD the entry level candidates I am getting are interviewing. I have done over 100 interviews over the last several years and this is just my experience, which is tailored for tech jobs, but most of these principles would apply to everything, Iâd think. There are also some tips in there on how to make a good resume and cover letter + how to follow up on applications (yes you can do that and sometimes it DOES work⊠got me a job offer once!). Also if you are in the DC / Baltimore metro area, have reliable transportation, and want to break in to IT Systems Administration as a career, hmu lol
Contents:
Basic Doâs and Donâts
Types of Interviewers
How to Control an Interview (Key Goals of an Interview)
Interview Follow-Ups (How to Write a Thank-You Email!)
Resume / Cover Letter Tips
1 - Basic Doâs and Don'ts
Do:
Be on time! 5-10 mins early is usually best for virtual interviews, 15 mins early for physical
If there are delays or issues, COMMUNICATE that to the recruiter
If virtual, test your audio / video equipment beforehand!Â
Please dress professionally. Clean, UNWRINKLED clothes. No anime t-shirts!!! I once interviewed a guy in a Sasuke t-shirt on his living room couch from a handheld iPhone. He did not get the job
VISIBLY TAKE NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have questions for the interviewer!!!
Feel free to reference notes you may have pre-prepared! Make a show of it. It demonstrates you can record information efficiently and can self-structure, itâs NOT cheating, itâs GOOD!Â
MAKE SURE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING ON YOUR RESUME IN DETAIL! If itâs there, itâs there for a reason!Â
Thank the interviewer for their time!
SEND A THANK-YOU EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God like NOBODY does this anymore⊠super easy way to distinguish yourself here, seriously
Make sure you know the key requirements of the job description so you can talk about them and how you fit them!
Might be overkill, but never hurts to look up the interviewer on LinkedIn to understand their background
Research the company you are trying to work for! Donât need an essay here, just a basic understanding of what they are about
If you have unemployment gaps, make sure you have a good story to explain them that shows you were doing something meaningful with that time
Donât:
Donât be late or unkempt! Please batheâŠÂ
If virtual, donât worry about taking an interview while working â If you have to take an interview from a break room or your car, you can always spin that positively â mention how you are taking the interview while on break, and how you are excited for the opportunity and did what you could to accommodate the interviewers. We know sometimes it just be like that
If virtual, donât have a messy background!!!! [damn bitch you live like this meme]
DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT derail a question! If thereâs one thing that is just AWFUL itâs when someone asks you a question you donât know the answer to, and you derail it to something you DO know⊠incredibly annoying and you WILL end up rambling
Donât say you donât know something and just leave it at that! Itâs always okay to not know something â admit it, and say how you will fix that knowledge gap
Donât wildly guess answers to questions! If you have to guess, say that you are doing so. There are few things as damning as guessing incorrectly with confidence
DO NOT RAMBLE! Keep your responses short and to the point!!! Donât talk for more than 1 minute, 2 minutes straight at MAX
With that, DONâT LIE ON YOUR RESUME!!!! DO NOT! LIE! ON YOUR RESUME! DONâT! You WILL end up looking a fool. Sure you can embellish a bit, but if you put down that you know Python and all youâve done is one class project from 3 years ago, YOU DO NOT KNOW PYTHON!
Okay admittedly an addendum to that â if you ARE going to lie on your resume, donât go in empty-handed!!! Make sure you are prepared to bullshit!!!!!!!! Seriously there have been soooo many times Iâve asked people about impressive, top-billed resume items and the answer is âuhhh yea I did that like once 5 years agoâ or âI once shadowed a guy who did thisâ
If you are going to lie about a key item on your resume, you better be prepared to put in the legwork ON YOUR OWN to get up to speed on it ASAP if you are hired. Do Not Fuck Up That Part. Otherwise you are just setting yourself up for stressful, miserable failure
2 - Types of Interviewers
Different people have different approaches. Some interviewers just want to see what vibes you give off, others have highly-structured interviews. Also in all honesty, a lot of interviewers might not know how to run an interview in a way that gets them the key info they need. Itâs an art form. Once you understand the level of structure the interviewer is approaching the interview with, you can adapt.
You need to assess what kind of interviewer you have, and be prepared to control the interview in a way that works best with them. Have a few pre-prepared personal stories about your hobbies, working accomplishments, challenges youâve overcome, etc. that you can easily launch in to while youâre figuring out what the interviewer is like.
3 - How to Control an Interview (Key Goals of an Interview)
Key Goals of an Interview:
Give off good vibes
Demonstrate how you fit the key requirements of the job description
Differentiate yourself from others
Do this all in a very limited amount of time
For 1, good vibes: you want to be attentive, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Ultimately a hiring manager will be looking for one HUGE thing â will you be EASY to manage? As in, do you have the skills, and the wisdom to use them, or learn them? This is why visibly taking notes is really great â shows initiative and organization. You donât necessarily need to be a social butterfly either, but you have to at least attempt a friendly demeanor. If you are super nervous, itâs also okay to admit that! You can always spin it to say that itâs because you are just super excited about this opportunity, and want to make sure you have a good conversation that demonstrates the value youâll bring to the role.
For 2, fitting the job: this is where knowing the job description and a background on the company helps. There are soooo many people Iâve interviewed who had essentially no plan for the interview â they are just rawdogging that call. You need to be able to toot your own horn â make sure you have talking points for the top-billed parts of the job description, and that you know what your best features are and how to explain them.Â
For 3, differentiating yourself: this is like your Jeopardy post-commercial quirky story. You donât need much, just maybe one or two things that make you unique. If you look up the interviewerâs LinkedIn beforehand, you can perhaps even specifically appeal to them. Standing out is a huge challenge, because the interviewers usually have onslaughts of applicants.
For 4, time control â this is where everyone fucks up lol. You usually have 30 minutes or an hour to plead your case, and that time will FLY BY. This is where understanding your interviewer is critical.
If your interviewer is UNSTRUCTURED: you will need to take a lot more control of the interview. Your interviewer might get sidetracked talking about personal stories or one specific job topic, and will miss hearing out about how you fit others. You will need to segue to other key points in the job description â you can also be totally honest, if you are going down one rabbit hole and missing another, you can straight up ask the interviewer if you can change subjects, because you want to make sure you talk about everything in the job description in your limited time. If you are polite about this, itâs fine! The interviewer will most likely appreciate your focus and direction. Make sure you also leave time at the end to ask the interviewer questions. Â
If your interviewer is STRUCTURED: this is a bit easier. Follow the structure, but keep an eye on the clock â if you are nearing the final quarter of the interview and havenât hit your key points that demonstrate why you fit the job description, it is also perfectly acceptable to ask the interviewer if you can speak about a few key things you feel are relevant to the job. Just say you want to respect their time, and would like to make sure you communicate what you can bring to the table. Donât worry about being humble lol this is your time to shine.Â
4 - Interview Follow-Ups and Thank-You Emails
SEND THANK YOU EMAILS!!! SEND THANK YOU EMAILS!!!!!! SEND THANK YOU EMAILS!!!! This is not a bootlicking thing this is a cool and sexy lifehack because seriously, no one does this anymore. You WILL stand out if you do so. Writing a thank-you email is exceptionally easy too. I always follow the motto âToo Short To Suckâ â keep it very simple:
Subject Line: Include A Thank You and The Name of the Role
Hello [Interviewer(s)],
Thank them for their time and talking with you about the job. Include ONE sentence (okay, maybe two short ones) about why you are excited for this opportunity, because of XYZ thing you have that adds value to the role. Final sentence re-iterating your excitement for the role, and that you look forward to hearing back soon.
Signature
Example:
Subject: Thanks for Talking About The Tech Analyst Role at Company Inc.!
Hello Interviewer(s),
Thank you for taking the time to speak with me today about the Tech Analyst Role with Company Inc! It was a pleasure talking, and after learning more about the job, I am quite excited for this opportunity, as I know my organizational skills and experience with Microsoft Azure will provide a good framework for me to grow and contribute to Company Incâs success. I am looking forward to hearing back soon, and thanks in advance for your time and consideration.
Thank you,
Tumblr User Randam Hajile
FOR FOLLOW UPS: if a week goes by without hearing back, feel free to email the recruiters / interviewers again and politely ask for an update on your application. If they donât respond after that, unless itâs a job you REALLY REALLY REALLY want and think you are a shoe-in for, it may not be worth it to bother them again. Give it another week or two and then send a second email for an update.
If several months+ have passed and itâs still a place you really would like to work for, you can also email those contacts again asking if any new roles have opened. You have to understand that these recruiters are going through massive piles of same-looking profiles in SmartRecruiters or something like that, so having anything to differentiate is helpful.
ALSO â HOT APPLICATION TIP !!!!!!! if you send out an application and hear NOTHING back, but itâs a place you really want to work for, hereâs an awesome tip that actually legit led to me getting a job offer recently: crawl the company website to find a PR or HR email address, and send a polite email mentioning you applied for [specific role], and that you would like to know if they are still hiring for it or any similar roles, as you have not heard back and are still highly interested in working for the company. Chances are they can get in touch with Recruiting to forward your inquiry.
5 - Resume / Cover Letter Tips
RESUMES: For the love of God, put some effort in to your resume. Do NOT use the default resume that Indeed or LinkedIn pisses out for you⊠I hate that so much. Maybe thatâs just a me-thing, but I honestly think those donât present your information very well.
The secret to writing resumes is that there really isnât a secret â thereâs no MLA format or one-size-fits-all template that works. You need to put some thought in to it to understand what you are trying to communicate, and here are some tips to do so:
Save it as a PDF!!!! This way you can be 100% sure it formats correctly when opened by the recruiter / interviewer
Format it correctly!!! Make sure there are no sloppy mistakes
I canât believe I have to say this, but please, please have a professional-looking email address. [email protected] wonât get you hired
Add some class with a nice template. Find something a little snappy looking â anything other than a wall of barebones Calibri font
If you are artistically inclined, have some fun with it. My resume and cover letter are obnoxiously 1970s themed as a statement piece about myself, plus it stands out in an ocean of samey-looking resumes lol. Whereâs that Jack Sparrow meme where heâs like âbut you HAVE heard of meâ â thatâs my principle, people will either love it or hate it, but they WILL remember it
Include your LinkedIn URL at the top of the page with your basic contact info! Also, have a nice LinkedIn page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donât put your home address on it. You can just say like âDC Metro Areaâ or something like that
Unless you have impressive references, or are working in an industry like Security where you know youâre going to get background-checked, just say âreferences available upon requestâ at the bottom, and have those at the ready just in case
It doesnât have to be one page! It can be up to two â if printing it physically, you can have a nice two-sided cardstock resume, but make sure the most key things are on the first page
If a cover letter isnât requested, you can use that second resume page to include more detailed info that a cover letter would have
Use nice paper to print the resume â sturdy cardstock, and have multiple copies available to give
Remember you are trying to communicate what you can do, so get creative with presenting that efficiently â as an example, when I was a Sys Admin, I broke up my resume Skills section in to a 2x2 table that lists âKnowledgeable in the Use Ofâ and âAdvanced Knowledge Ofâ, that way I could include skills I had without lying about my proficiency and bungling questions about them
Unless you are fresh out of college, donât list coursework in college or high school clubs on your resume. Youâre 30 years old. Itâs embarrassing to list your Computer Club experience from High School. That could be a fun talking point, not something that takes up precious resume space
Include a mission statement at the top underneath your contact info â something simple like âResults-Oriented Technician Seeking New Challengesâ; just something to summarize your best vibes
If you really, really, really want a job at a certain place, you can try tweaking some phrasing in your Skills or Experience sections to match keywords in the job description â that way AI will be more likely to highlight your resume for the recruiter, if they are using AI tooling (ugh)
COVER LETTERS: honestly there are better guides out there than I can give here, but basically you can create a generic cover letter where you only need to change out a few sentences to cater to the employer you are applying to. Keep it one page, and try to include keywords / terms from the job description in it â a lot of these recruiters use AI to sort through resumes / cover letters and want to find ones that match the job description. Similarly to a lot of the prior advice, you need to make sure you hit your key points about your best traits, relevant experience, and work ethic, and why you are excited to work for whoever you are applying to, and how these traits relate to that.Â
Iâm honestly not sure how many recruiters even read cover letters these days and how many of them just use them as AI fodder to help sort candidates⊠the positions I typically hire for donât require cover letters so my experience here is a bit limited, but as mentioned, thereâs lots of guides online on how to create a good cover letter, so do some Googling. They worked for me, at least.Â
Anyway⊠hope that helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go forth and get hiredâŠ
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Job Interview Tips
look, this isn't my niche thing, I'm a horror babe, but I've noticed recently that a lot of young people really just do not understand the job interview process, which is really REALLY hurting their chances of being hired, even if they could do an amazing job IF hired so I'm gonna help as best as I can here.
Resumé:
Your resumé is basically a way to show your prospective employer what skills you have and what you can bring to the table. There are websites where you can look at how a resumé should be formatted, and google docs provides you with a free format as well so please use it.
What you SHOULD put on it:
First and last name, phone number, email. You can put your address if you want but that may do more harm than good if you live further away than the employer wants.
Your school experience. Even if you have only graduated high school, put that on there! Also the date that you graduated as well. Most jobs don't care about your GPA, but if you feel like the education section is looking a bit sparse, put it on there, it can't hurt.
Previous jobs. Outline how long you worked at each job, if you can provide an accurate start and end date please do. Outline your responsibilities for each job as well, employers want to see your experience.
If you are fresh out of high school and don't have any job experience, list your extra curricular activities and what responsibilities you may have had for them. As you gain job experience, remove this from your resume, but its good if you need to beef it up a little bit.
What you absolutely SHOULD NOT put on it:
Don't just write a paragraph about yourself, again, find a free resume format and use that.
Don't make jokes!!!! It is a professional thing and should be kept professional. I once saw a resume where this person wrote "I be about that money." DON'T DO THAT!!!!!
Basically you can't go wrong as long as you stick to a format and use spell check. Type-os happen, I do them constantly, thats why spell check is your friend! And if you really aren't sure, get a friend or someone to proof read it for you.
How to dress for an interview:
No matter what the job is, look professional for the interview! Try to avoid jeans and leggings, and never wear sweat pants or a sweat shirt. My best piece of advice is to buy one outfit that is your interview outfit. You don't have to splurge, you can find professional clothing at a thrift store. So long as you look well put together they do not care where your clothes came from.
What I recommend wearing is either a nice skirt, or a pair of slacks, a button up shirt, and a blazer type jacket. This goes for whatever gender, you can't go wrong with sticking to that! If you're someone who wears a tie, wear a tie. As for shoes, avoid sneakers if possible. Flats, heels, loafers, oxfords are all good. Do NOT wear flip flops or slides.
Brushing your hair is also a good idea. Makeup is never necessary but if you do wear it, its best to keep it to a minimum. Bright green eye shadow may look amazing, but if you have Mr. Fuddy Duddy bank owner interviewing you, he isn't going to like that. Understand your audience when it comes to your appearance. Make sure your teeth are brushed and that you showered and put on deodorant.
How to present yourself in the interview:
Be early!!!!!!!!!!
Be pleasant, smile! Smiling will get you very far. I know eye contact is a challenge for a lot of people, but do your best. I know that you'll be nervous out of your mind, but if you can fool your interviewer into thinking you're not, that can get you pretty far.
Don't appear too relaxed, however. Make sure you're sitting with good posture, not slouching in your chair. Be attentive, nod along with what the interviewer is saying. Try not to yawn if it can be helped.
Be sure to answer every question to the best of your ability. Responding with 'I don't know' and nothing more is going to put you at the bottom of their list. Even if you have to bullshit an answer, do it as long as the bullshit is eloquent and coherent.
Look up frequently asked interview questions and prepare an answer for them ahead of time. Most interviews follow the same script. They want to know your strengths and weaknesses blah blah blah.
Always thank them for their time once the interview is over.
RANDOM IMPORTANT BITS:
Sending a thank you email is not something a lot of people know about, but has become and expectation in the professional world. Once you get home from your interview, send the interviewer a short email thanking them for their time and consideration. I know this is weird and kiss ass like, but it is expected. This is more so for the corporate world, however, so if you're applying for a food or retail job, this isn't necessary.
A lot of places expect a cover letter with the resume, ugh. Basically this is just a quick paragraph of you outlining why you would fit the role. Keep it short and sweet, don't beg for the job, keep it professional. Outline how your specific skills would fit the job.
Don't be too basic. What I mean by this is, you can embellish a little to make yourself sound better. This can apply to your resume or in person interview. IE: Your last job was washing dishes? Turn that into 'you were in charge of kitchen sanitation and organization.' Don't over embellish, however, don't make it seem like you were the CEO when you were the bartender, right?
When it comes to references, make sure you're putting down someone who will back you up and make you sound good. If you were fired from your last job, its probably best not to list that manager as a reference. Also, unless you have a ride or die bestie that will commit to the bit, its best not to list friends as references.
If the interviewer asks why you left a job that you hated, or maybe you were fired from, DO NOT BASH THAT COMPANY OR MANAGER!!!! That is going to make you look immature and also like you are hard to work with. Say something along the lines of 'I just didn't see myself as a good long term fit there, I have different goals and aspirations that I would like to explore in an environment that more fits the career I want.' again, bullshit until you make it. But whatever you do, don't say, 'oh that job sucked, my manager was a bitch, they weren't fair ect.'
RED FLAGS on their side:
A company should never ask for a picture of you prior to an interview. They also can't make you submit a video either. They should never ask your age, unless that is relevant to the job (like an 18 year old can't be a bar tender). They can NOT ask if you are pregnant. If you are clearly pregnant and they tell you they won't hire you because of that, you could have a suit on your hands.
Hiring you on the spot (when its not fast food) could be a red flag. Tell them you would like to think it over for a day or so.
Not being upfront about the salary is a no-no.
If anyone want to tack anything onto this feel free! I just felt compelled to make this post because I see so many people getting passed over for jobs when it doesn't reflect on them as a worker. Also, a lot of people just do not know this stuff. I think there needs to be an interview class in high school. Anyway, if this helps just one person I will be very happy!
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Important Life Side quests!
(No particular order)
1. Seizure/Epilepsy Training! (For free) By the Epilepsy Foundation it is an online module based program takes about 60-75 minutes but you will have three weeks to complete it. It will give you a Certification at the end after completing. Why this? It's important to know and quite interesting! Being seizure/epilepsy training certified also looks great on resumes and applications!
2. Food handlers card. Needed for any restaurant or fast food related job, and also generally helpful for at home cooking practices. Found efoodcard.com with a ~$7.99 fee. Online module based course regarding food safety practices. Is required for food related jobs and looks good on resumes and applications. When the course is complete you will have the certificate and 2 food handlers cards (one for you one for employer copies).
3. (If in the US) Memorize your social security number. It's asked for on almost all the important documents, often including hiring packets from employers.
4. Build your resume. This is more complex but if y'all are interested I can post separately an example! Important notes, keep it limited to one page, use only Harvard approved adjectives
5. Build a basic cover letter. Same as number four, I can post separately an example if it's wanted. But it is so much easier to modify a CV than it is to make a new one from scratch.
6. CPR/AED/First Aid training! Definitely important to know no matter your situation. But it is required for various jobs, and looks good on resumes and applications! Found online at RedCross.org with a ~$37.99 fee, you will have a certificate and an expanded knowledge bank at the end of the course!
(edited addition!) 7. Getting a passport! Never know where you will find yourself in the future and in the US these take up to 6 months to process and get back to you.
Links!
https://www.redcross.org/take-a-class/classes/adult-child-and-baby-first-aid%2Fcpr%2Faed-online/a6R3o000001vv3D.html
www.efoodcard.com/ (your state initials)
#cpr#first aid#cpr training#first aid training#aed#aed training#information#informative#all eyes on rafah#explanation#seizure training#seizures#epilepsy#food handlers card#US#resumes#cover letter#jobs#job#applications#links#explanationation
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7 Resume Blunders That Could Sink Your Job Application
Your resume is your chance to make a stellar first impression on potential employers. But a document riddled with errors or generic descriptions can land you straight in the rejection pile. Here are the top 7 resume mistakes to steer clear of: Formatting Faux Pas: Recruiters spend mere seconds scanning resumes. A cluttered, unformatted mess will make yours a blur. Opt for a clean layout withâŠ
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its so weird that we put our whole lives on one sheet of paper
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I'm seeing a disturbing trend of resume templates having a place to put a photo of yourself. Just a reminder to all do not add your photo to your resume. It's illegal for employers (in the united states) to ask for it. Do not volunteer information.
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A resume is not an autobiography. It is a marketing document. Do you think Boeing's advertising shows all those planes that crashed? Hell no.
some guy on reddit
Seriously. I needed to hear this, as I'm going through my resume wondering which jobs to include, and if leaving some shorter ones out - because I'll look flighty - will create a gap that makes it look like I'm a lazyassmotherfucker.
So yeah, gonna leave off the crashed planes. Or at least the part where they crashed.
#Employment#job searching#resumes#hate this so much#I'm not a mind reader I don't know what that particular hiring person is going to want to see or what's going to red flag me
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REMINDER!!
Make sure to keep your resume up to date even if you aren't looking for jobs! It'll save you so much time (and mental capacity) when you do need it!
#im seriously hating on my past self right now because of this#also update your linkedin if you have one#jobs#resumes#linkedin
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YSK why your countless online job applications never land you an interview
Why YSK: We all know how god damn demoralizing it is to try to find a new job by searching online and applying via indeed, idealist, etc. You see your dream job listed, you know you're the exact person they want/need; you fire off your resume/cv and, of course, no reply save for the confirmation it's been received and thanks for applying! /s
It doesn't matter if you apply via indeed or on the company's direct webpage. Your application, resume, cv, or whatever is never seen by a person first. It's assessed by what's called a "automated screening software," that reviews your cv/resume, compares keywords in it versus the job listing, and then determines if you're the appropriate candidate.
Sounds neat, and definitely effective, but so wholly cutthroat and you aren't even aware of it. Not even the employer who is using the site or service to host the listing.
I mean, I could imagine how fucking insane it'd be to just have resumes mag-dumped directly to my inbox and then manually go through them to assess individually. So, these things were created, but - when has anyone ever told you about this when you were in your first "resume workshop! yay!" I don't even think those people know about this software.
The simple reason your not getting callbacks is just because you aren't using the exact words that are in the job listings post. You most certainly have the skills requested, you just framed it in your own way - not the way the listing says it verbatim.
It's super arduous, annoying, and taxing to have to re-do your resume for every single listing you shoot out, but, that's the game being played, and you didn't even know it was being played.
I'll never forget learning about this when I was in a slump of no call backs for dozens of jobs I applied. I had quit a position with two colleagues at the same time as we had to get the hell out of dodge that was that job, and it was bleak. No callbacks, no interests. It was terrifying. One colleague opened their own business, so they sorted themselves out well enough, but me and the other went the indeed/idealist route. 7 months with no returns and dwindling savings/odd jobs, my colleague checks in with me about my search and ultimately shares that he's gotten a 3 callbacks in a matter of weeks as a result of some website he used (jobscan.co).
I'll never forget that conversation, that website, and the curtain pull of how all this shit works. I used that site for a bit, but once I realized that all you had to do was semi-copy/paste word usage from the job posting into my CV/resume- suddenly, I was getting equally numerous responses back and interviews.
We're beyond the times of "knowing someone to get your foot in thr door." This is what's keeping people that actually could perform the job from even being noticed as an applicant because of sorting software. It's so simple and so stupid, but that's why you barely ever hear back beyond some automated "thanks for applying!"
I hope this helps someone. Boy, do i know how horribly soul-crushing and invalidating it is to apply for something you 100% know you qualify for and would do amazing at only to just be met with non-resonses. You're good at what you do, you're just up again a stupid program, not a lame HR person.
#in case anyone doesn't know this#resumes#jobs#job search#at the same time i've done this and still didn't get callbacks because capitalism fucking sucks#but if you really need a job or you're aiming for your dream job this might? help?#reddit
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