#reply: penelope

[gay-little-izzet]

Penelope!!!! (If she was in Hades 2)

The location I would put her in doesn’t exist in the game yet, but I tried to do a bit of a background.

Personally I would understand if Penelope doesn’t actually show up in Hades 2, there’s so much going on in the game already, buuuut if she was there….

I think there’s a lot of fun metaphor in unraveling the day’s weavings as a form of turning back the clock, hence “Witch of Unwinding”. Penelope isn’t referred to as a witch in any myths that I know of, but for various reasons I think it’s a fun change.

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ctimene doodle pretty please 😼

They reunited and lived happily ever after

[copiouscouples]

Season 3 Episode 5 Bridgerton Rehash Part 7

Season 3 Master List

[i-hate-accidents]

Would you ever consider writing the conversation Anthony had with Benedict in his bedchamber? When he scolded Ben for being alone with Y/N?

the author would like to share that upon reading your message, they immediately said, out loud, to no one but for herself to hear, "that is a BRILLIANT idea." she offers many thanks for your idea and your generosity in sharing it. <3

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i hate accidents: a drabble

femme!reader x benedict bridgerton, femme!reader & the bridgerton family, femme!reader & penelope featherington

summary:  the adventures of a working class femme who befriends a fellow writer, a boisterous family, and a bewitching second eldest son

sections:  I. the beginning / II. the between / III. the ball

y/n:  bipoc, she/her, afab, nonbinary femme, queer, working class, of immigrant parents

content warnings:  brief description of grief from losing a parent

word count:  623

author’s note:  the character of y/n, whilst heavily talked about, does not appear in this drabble. the author hopes you enjoy these bickering brothers~

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anthony turns towards him, quiet fury simmering in his eyes.

"brother," begins benedict, "i—"

"have you lost your fucking mind!" booms anthony.

"if you just let me explain—"

"have you compromised y/n?"

"what!"

"i said!  have you compromised y/n!"

"how can you even insinuate that!  of course i have not!"

"and why should i trust what you say?"

"because i am your brother!"

"precisely!  you are my brother!  you lie to me as naturally as you breathe!"

that is something, benedict admits to himself, i cannot deny.

"well!  i have no reason to lie now!" he declares aloud.

"and you expect me to believe that?  when i saw your mouth and her mouth mere breaths away from one another?"

lightning shoots throughout benedict’s body and butterflies erupt in his stomach at the memory.  the two of you were, indeed, mere breaths away from—— from—

"see," anthony interrupts, "you have nothing to say.  are you finally admitting to your guilt?"

"we were discussing my art!  that is all!"

"i am not a fool, benedict!"

"you look like one!"

"and you act like one! alone! in your bedchamber! with a lady!  our friend!  how do you think our family will react when they hear of your impropriety?"

"you make it sound as if this were some, some— devious scheme!"

anthony shakes his head.

"brother, i know you are in love with y/n—"

it would have been kinder if anthony shot him point blank in his chest.

benedict gapes at him, but his brother merely responds with an expression that makes him feel like a naive child.

"benedict, please.  your affection for y/n is deeply apparent to everyone in this house. mother, kate, our siblings, the servants, penelope.  good god, francesca, daph, and hastings even know, and they are not even here. you," anthony states simply, "are in love."

"i have not said anything of the sort!"

"so what do you mean to say? that you do not love y/n?"

benedict freezes. he feels the swell of his heart and its collapsing all in a mere breath.

of course i do.  of course i love y/n.

he swallows.

"it matters not what i feel.  it matters what she deserves."

y/n deserves someone good.  someone who will not hurt her.  someone who is not me.

anthony’s face softens, and it would be an expression that would be kind if benedict didn’t feel as though he was on the receiving end of its pity.  still, it reassures him.  anthony’s gentleness seemed to have passed when their father had.  it seemed to no longer have existed as a possibility within him; and then kate entered their lives.  whenever he sees evidence of its restoration, benedict cannot help but feel gratitude—even, as in this moment, at the cost of his own pain.

anthony sighs.

"did you two have to be in your bedchamber?"

benedict rolls his eyes.

"this is where all my art is!  but it shan't happen again."

"oh, that i will make certain."

he furrows his eyebrows.

"what is that supposed to mean?"

"did you truly think i would let you get away with this indiscretion?  you have completely disgraced y/n!"

"nothing!  happened!"

"bedchamber!  together!  ALONE!" anthony checks his pocket watch and, with its closing, resumes a dignified composure.  "i am done with this conversation.  we have kept y/n waiting long enough.  we must go to her promptly, offer our deepest apologies, and ensure that she is safe and well after this event.  we will be most fortunate, indeed, if she chooses to absolve us from your transgression."

benedict puts his hands over his face.  of all the people in the world, why did his elder brother have to be anthony bridgerton?

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[aftermiiidniiight]

She'd been called worse than a fool for undertaking this mission on her own. When her father hadn't come back, when his men hadn't come back, it was clear to Penelope that something had gone worse than wrong. Most had assumed the king was dead, and she knew it was only a matter of time until her far-worse uncle decided to take the throne. The only thing that had given her hope was the return of her father's stallion. Maybe it was her grief, but she took it as a sign. She'd begged some of the remaining knights to come with her, pleaded with her uncle to send some of his men, but they'd laughed in her face. So in the middle of the night, she'd mounted that same horse and ridden off toward the keep she'd heard them speak of. Days had passed, and she was beginning to wonder if she'd been crazy to attempt this with nothing more than some now stale bread and a map she wasn't sure she could read correctly. At the sight of the... man? Surely he was something more, given his size, she thought she must have officially snapped. There was a moment she considered turning back, tucking tail and leaving. But she couldn't. Her father wasn't a perfect man, but she was safer under his rule than anyone else's.

Finding her voice she told this creature, "No. I'm not lost. I'm searching for my father. A great king who traveled this way, who I believe is lost. I aim to find him and bring him home."

Open: F Plot: Think Beauty and the Beast, except with a dragon instead of a beast, royalty and no talking tea cups or tea pots and more NSFW.

They just couldn't leave him alone. That's all he wanted ever since he could remember and the humans had discovered his castle. Every few centuries or so, some king or knight wanted to prove themselves and try and take what he held dear to him. And they either became his meal or he sent them back barely alive as a warning to others. The smart Kings and wise nobles he was more than happy to do business with and live amicably along side them. Some even tried to offer their daughters to him, but Loren never accepted such offers simply because he knew humans were fragile and to try anything with a large dragon like him would surely end in disaster for the poor human.

This king, however, was a rather bold one. Trying to ambush him under the guise of a peace treaty. And yet, an army of the finest, battle hardened knights were no match for the dragon still. When all was said and done, only he was left standing, dragging the king back to his castle to keep imprisoned until his dying days. Then it would simply be a matter of waiting till a new king or queen took over to see how the next century would look for him. He'd been out hunting wild boar for dinner when he could smell the scent of a human on the breeze. A woman. And not too far from his position given how strong her scent was. It was odd but not rare for one to wander so close, so he decided to investigate, abandoning the boar he'd been tracking before catching her scent. "Lost?" He finally asked as he'd been watching her for a while before showing himself. "If not, turn back. I only give one warning."

[beware-of-you-98]

Small silly hc I have about jj’s zen garden is that originally it was just the small little box with sand and the rakes that michael bought for her at a school shop that was set up for mother’s day or christmas or another silly lil holiday but anyway when she brings it in to the office she sets it up on her desk and just kinda leaves it there until she comes in one morning and there’s a small crocheted frog just vibing in the sand and jj just kinda stares for a while until penelope passes by and is just like “his name is fredward” and jj just kinda accepts it and then day by day the other members of the team brings little things to fill up her little garden (tara brings the tiny bucket of shells, emily gets the chair, and luke brings the cocktail umbrella) until the zen garden is just a little paradise for fredward who has on a yellow bikini (bc luke insisted that blue was so not fredward’s color) and a tiny fake bottle of corona that no one will admit to getting (rossi is adamant he did Not supply the small bottle but he’s also denying it too hard for it to be completely believable) but yeah it’s stupid it’s silly but it’s all i can think about ok bye <3

[dollypopup]

also, powerbottom!Pen and servicetop!Colin confirmed

all I do is win win win no matter what

[polin-erospsyche]

« No more talk of books. If you are to secure a match you must engage in real life » wow ok Mr. Bridgerton, I’ve never felt more called out in my life 😂

[alicehattera03]

Hello! I am a huge fan of your WMMAP stories, and your writing style in general. It’s just so descriptive without sounding pretentious or overly repetitive, and it’s super easy for me to imagine what’s happening. Golden Chains and Angel’s Macabre are tied for my favorite story of yours.

VADD has recently sucked me in though, and your yandere!Penelope drabble has been living rent-free in my head for a while now. If it’s not too much trouble, could I request some headcanons further exploring what sort of yandere Penelope would be like? Either OG!Penelope or Siyeon-Penelope, since I don’t know which one you might prefer writing for, and because I think they might be two different types of yanderes.

Thank you for sharing your lovely stories! Have a lovely day!

AWWW Anon, my dearest, thank you so much for saying soooo let me wipe my tears away as I start off this ask for VADD!!! (Because I love Penelope sm, esp Yandere!Penelope like omg she's such a slay queen and this took a while to answer because I kept going back and forth between should I do story form or should I do short headcanons in a bullet list or WHAT anyways I hope you enjoy!!!)

OG! Penelope: Oh, she would have a lovely hunt with her prey. Would set them loose into the wide grounds of the Eckhart estate, would shoot blanks at them as they scramble for cover like bugs under a log, how they shouldn't have taken her false kindness for granted, how they should have just taken her mercy with her pouring wine on their heads, ripping their dresses to shreds to cause them embarrassment in front of the masses, and how she laughed and laughed and laughed at their stupidity- but here they were, praying for god to save them as she stalked the grounds with her rifle, her loyal hounds at her side as she raises her voice, "Come out, come out wherever you are~" until she would stoop right next to a trembling woman whose eyes met hers. "...Found you." A gunshot sounds, and birds fly into the distance.

Siyeon!Penelope: Would be an exacerbated version of her original form, her fans would have pointed feathers where at times she'd use them to stick into the sides of women who dared to look at her prince, when they turn to yap at her for the sudden pain they wouldn't see her poison ring tapped into their glass- how their champagne would bubble just a little bit more...how unfortunate it would be for them if they just happened to slip on a dropped handkerchief and hit their head just a bit too hard for the average person to recover..and how she would go to their bedside, to see their eyes widen in fear, not knowing, not remembering just exactly who she is in their amnesiac state, and hearing her whisper into their ear, "Count your days, for they are numbered."

[penwhatabarbie]

@polinweek ♡ lessons

[mvndrvke]

@apatilcs : what are you doing out here by yourself?

It's pouring rain, and Penelope's expression is bright with an overjoyed grin. The rest of the courtyard is completely abandoned with the foul weather, but something about it just feels magical to her. Penelope stands with her arms outstretched, bare feet on the wet stone, and laughs.

"Come out with me!" She laughs again, twirling. "Come dance with me."

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Is it okay to ask for a Penelope with a cat doodle?

Here you go, friend!

[mrs-weasley-reid]

Hi babee, what are your top three cm ships and characters? and what are your favorite genres in movies/tv/books<33

hiyya sweetssss<3 I LOVE THIS ASK asdfghjkl | sorry for the super late response

Okay, my top three cm ships:

Morcia !!!! Am I right? I actually forgot because not a lot of peeps talk about it. And, of course, platonically. I just love their bond. The comfort and safety. I'm a sucker for a good ole platonic friendship.

Jemily. Need I say more? I'm not pushing things, and I love JJ and Will's relationship, but the chem between JJ and Emily is so silly I just gotta hand it to them.

I actually really just have those two. I get a lil jelly when I try to ship Reid or Hotch with someone, but if I really had to choose, it would be Haley and Hotch (idk the ship name, sorry!) It didn't work out for them in the end, but I believe Haley did her best to be understanding. Plus, hello?! The woman had to take care of a child. Then, this guy dips for his job as if childcare is a walk to the park. And we all saw how distraught Hotch was when she died. It was an unfortunate love story, but I loved it. I still bawl when I see them on S1. And will only ever link Hotch (willingly lol) to Haley. Nobody come at me pls.

Next! My top three cm characters:

Elle Greenaway. She was one of the characters that got me bi panicking. I wished she stayed longer. The way she treated Reid makes my heart melt. She's an icon.

Spencer Reid. But early seasons Reid. Before Derek left. Don't get me wrong, he was still amazing in the later seasons, but I love a socially awkward man who's so smart but also so dumb at the same time. Why? Because I'm very extra and love to drag them around like a teddy bear.

Penelope Garcia. She's not the best, and I heard she's babied in the current season, but the way she brings joy to the team gets me. Plus, I have a collection of mugs that I don't even drink from. I fully believe I'd vibe with her so fast. And I'm pretty much a feral, flirty gal, soooo she's just so me but also not so me lol

[i-hate-accidents]

Your writing is absolutely wonderful!! Do you think you will write more for these two?

No pressure at all!

dearest reader,

the author is most humbled by your kindly words and your enthusiasm for the continuance of this story. she also appreciates your thoughtfulness in alleviating pressure from them to do so heh.

as they had shared with another reader, the author had no intentions to continue the story—but past thoughts and past feelings should not prevent a potential future~

they shall certainly consider how she might continue this story. she is also most happy to hear what readers are most enlivened and intrigued to see. with that said, then, the author formally encourages you, dearest readers, to share whatever ideas and suggestions that might spring to mind.

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[thefudge]

You uggos really liking the fatty gremlin huh

starting to think the bridgerton fandom is populated by the very worst ppl online

[cloudslou]

i could talk more about this post but i shan’t but what i Will say is putting penelope douglas in the same category as like. anna todd. is crazy.