#rent reuinion

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Told my boss I was taking the day off for a once-in-a-lifetime family reuinion but jokes on her that got canceled the week after it was proposed bc my dad's cousin wanted a thousand bucks per family to rent a firehouse rec room and get food (I run events, my own big event for 130 people topped out at 750 for venue, tables & chairs, and food) so instead I'm keeping the day off and going fishing. Wish me luck in the pond.

[bornagainnormalfag]

its no way i gotta work some shit called "THE TAYLOR SWIFT EXPERIENCE" coupled with a frat reuinion party and some lady's 30th birthday in one damn night. if you have the money to rent out our venue for your birthday i want to face you to the wall and shoot you in the back. i hate every mother fucker who comes to my job they all suck and they all clock me

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Cabin Fics Masterlist

Links Last Checked: August 9th, 2024

A Day Dream Away - making-paper-stars

Summary: Dan and Phil and both of their families go for a weekend away in a log cabin in the recluse of the Lake District.

a day in this life (ao3) - CapriciousCrab

Summary: They’re a million miles away from the life they had once led. Penthouses and fame have given way to a small cabin and basic necessities but they’re still them. Still Dan and Phil, as it should always ever be.

A million little suns (ao3) - jestbee

Summary: Dan is just trying to get as far away from his home town as possible at Christmas when he gets stuck in a snow storm. He’s rescued by an enigmatic stranger who take him back to his cabin in the mountains. What Dan doesn’t know is that his rescuer is prolific, best-selling writer of erotica, Ricky Blitz. Will Dan end up with a porn-worthy situation all of his own? (hint: yes)

Porn with feels and some Christmas magic.

Anniversary (ao3) - dils_whisk

Summary: Summary: Dan and Phil spend their anniversary in a cabin by the fire and talk about how much they love each other.

Cabin in the Woods (ao3) - dip_and_pip_trash

Summary: Two bros, chilling in a cabin. What could possibly go wrong?

caught between the tides (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: dan is alone in a post apocalyptic world, following the coast of the sea and heading north, avoiding what’s left of humanity at all costs. until, desperate and losing hope, he stumbles across a cabin in the woods that isn’t quite as uninhabited as it first appears.

Christmas In The Cabins - doomedhowell

Summary: Established!Phan going on a trip to the cabins and spending their first night together dancing to Christmas tunes and making pizza.

Cold, Empty Mattresses and Falling Stars - phanlight

Summary: 2009 au where phil and his family own a campground/cabins in an area that is known for stargazing and phil has lived his entire life there, therefore knowing a lot about stars. dan and his family come from the city to said campground because dan is a nerd and asked to come there for his birthday.

Lakeside Lovin’ - phancyphanfiction

Summary: Dan and Phil have to pretend to be dating for 5 days while at Dan’s parents lake house family reuinion. But things get nawdee.

Operation Cupid - nebulous-frog

Summary: Dan and Phil are rival camp counsellors- Dan leads an aesthetic cabin and Phil’s cabin is just a mess of arts and crafts supplies and glitter. Maybe their campers can finally make them see how good they are together through a cunning plan they like to call “Operation Cupid”.

Sea Glass (ao3) - kae_karo

Summary: Phil arrives on the Isle of Man to house-sit at his family’s cabin while it’s repaired and sold. Except the cabin’s in far worse shape than expected, and Phil’s got to find somewhere else to stay (Phil POV)

the bear (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Phil rents a cabin in the Swedish woods and experiences a strange psychic connection with a bear. Not for kids.

The Stranger In The Woods - doomedhowell

Summary: Dan is on his way to his friends house when a storm hits and he gets lost in the middle of the woods where there’s clearly no one around and no way for him to get help. At least, that’s what he thinks until he sees a cabin with lights on inside. Dan had been in a hurry before but after meeting the stranger who lives in the cabin, he might like to stay a bit longer.

Vacations, Hypochondriacs and a Little Bit of PTSD (ao3) - Merrydith

Summary: Neither Dan or Phil saw this weekend as one to worry about. Dan was a great driver, even though he never really got a chance to show it, and when he asked their good friend Cat to borrow her car for a few days after Vidcon, of course, she trusted him with the keys.

where we belong (ao3) - parentaladvisorybullshitcontent

Summary: “Only you,” Martyn says.

“Only me what?”

“Only you could end up stranded in the middle of nowhere with a gay author who writes gay books. Jesus Christ, Phil.”

In which Phil is snowed in with nobody but the mysterious dark haired author next door for company.

Winter Cuddles (ao3) - goingintohiding (orphan_account)

Summary: Dan hates the cold. So of course he and Phil get snowed in at the cabin they rented. He’s miserable until he finds a warm someone to snuggle against.~ Fluffy first kiss phanfic <3

[imatheatergeek]

I’m so excited for this event tonight!

[lesbian4lqg]

top 10 the untamed characters based on how much theyve played third wheel to wangxian

1. wen ning

this is obvious

the scene where they show up in the burial mounds and start to untie the juniors, but instead of explaining whats happening wwx just hands wn his sword and watches w lwj? all three of them were completely in synch, not a word was said, but they fucking knew anf they were having way too much fun w it

literally the whole reason he has consiousness is bc they teamed up

its aro week and i wanna take this second to say that this is a win for my ace aro wen ning & qp wn&wwx and wn&lwj agenda

three-way parenting for lsz

(god can you imagine if wq lived? theyd be too powerful)

was one of the first ppl to hear wuji outside of wwx and lwj

the boat scene????? wwx and lwj were gazing lovingly into each others eyes and wn was just. vibing. dude didnt even look that uncomfortable, just like it was another day im-

literally every scene wen ning was in after wwx came back to life tbh

2. the xuanwu of slaughter

they were literally cradling each other in their arms while an entire murder tortoise was trying to kill them

the telepathy talisman? iconic, why dont we talk about that more

life threatening battles are just hella gay by design, esp when theres swords involved. idk what to tell you

3. lan sizhui

just look at his name. lwj named him that unironically. holy shit.

the temporary parallel universe that was lwjs visit to the burial mounds? what we couldve had smh

i know lwj and wwx lovingly annoy the shit out of him post canon, bless his heart

4. nie huaisang

the bit on dafan mountain where he's like "oh fuck thats dangerous i dont want to run out of here" and wwx and lwj make eye contact and then are just like "thats rough buddy. anyway, lets do it"

"oh wow this adventure we're on is so cool" "we? this is about me and lan zhan, what the fuck are you talking about"

when they see him right after they fuck up the nie tomb and theyre lowkey just bullying him

the scene at the end where wwx confronts nhs while lwj just watches knowingly? theyre once again bullying the poor man

he gets extra points for orchestrating everythig. dude really said "oh jgy thinks he's funny? well wwx and lwj are about to be completely fucking hilarious" and then just sat back and watched shit go down w occasional commentary. king shit

5. lan xichen

when they come back to cloud recesses after mxy!wwx's reveal and theyre like "the dude whos kinda debatably the love of your life is the real evil here" and he just has to deal w that

ok it felt weird putting him this low on the list but like. he and jc were mostly emotionally third wheeling??????? like he wasnt in a ton of scenes w just him and the two of them, but he had to cope w lwjs pining all the time

6. jin ling

really should be lower on this list but he has extra points bc again, i cant believe they let lwj and wwx name things

the part where theyve p much Just been reunited and they immediately have to go break him out of the nie tombs? dude wasnt even concious but i feel like it still counts

7. jiang cheng

i feel like he shouldve been higher on this list too, but im not listing everyone and again he just doesnt have scenes w just the two of them

however he def had to deal w so much pining. the reunion on dafan mountain AND the reuinion during the sunshot campaign. the golden core reveal. the 3 months of him and lwj searching for wwx alone

8. jin guangyao

technically no scenes w just them but like. the bullshit they got up to undoubtedly lived in his brain rent free. theres no way he had any peace

honorary mention for stuff from the novel like the guanyin temple confession

10. literally everyone

these dudes are everywhere and they will make it everyone elses problem

the skywalkers of fantasy ancient china

post canon discussion conferences? the water abyss or whatever in caiyi? the sunshot campaign? the murder of the cuanwu of slaughter, which helped kick off the sunshot campaign? nightless city pt 1 AND 2? the going-ons of literally every chief cultivator? that was all them babe

honorary mentions include: lil apple, lan jingyi&ouyang zizhen, wen qing, jiang yanli, the ghosts of cangse sanren&wei changse (and prob madame lans ghost as wel tbh), su she (ty @ghostysword for reminding me- i totally forgot about him) and everyone whos seen the show

[bilbobagginsbrainrotblog]

Welp.

So i guess based on this extremely vague twitter announcement the Four Hobbits Reuinion thing in Orlando is cancelled. This really sucks, because for the better part of this year I've been planning that trip, and now i have no idea what to do. Because I was also planning on visiting distant family down there who I'm not normally able to see.

In a way, though, im relieved. The closer it got to time the more stressed i got as i realized just how much money these things cost, and why i'd never been able to consider going to one before. I mean as much as i love lotr and admire the cast, is there really a way to justify spending twice my month's rent to get a photo and autograph from them? My "you only live once" ism was in direct contest with my "he's just some guy" ism. There were also just things about the con that seemed shady, like them never announcing a schedule of events, the myriad of different expensive ticket packages that rarely had everything you'd want in one, and the way they would announce things- through twitter with no email- and it left me with a pretty bad taste in my mouth when all was said and done. Or maybe that's just the way things are done, idk.

That said, i am dissapointed. I told pretty much everyone i was meeting the hobbits, and hyped it for, again, pretty much a whole year. Now im not sure what to do as a consolation trip, or what's even doable this late.

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I can see that. So who all plays each role?

alright let’s go

Pidge is Coraline. her parents are her regular canon parents. they moved to the pink palace after a promotion her dad got so they can be closer to his work, but that means moving far away from the university Matt goes to, and Pidge is rly upset about that bc she and her brother are really close and now they won’t be able to see each other

Pidge goes out for a walk to check out the new area and runs into Hunk. Hunk tells her that his friend Allura’s mom owns the pink palace, and that Allura REALLY didn’t want her to rent out that place to Pidge’s family. Pidge is confused as to why Allura seems to have a problem with her when they haven’t even met yet

there is a little door in Pidge’s new house, but the key is nowhere to be found. Pidge, because she is Pidge, manages to pick the lock, and is disappointed when all her effort is in vain and just sees a plain brick wall. too bad.

so let’s meet her new neighbours: Mr. B (Coran), and Spink & Forcible (Lance & Keith, respectively)

Coran is very nice and very eccentric and has a mouse circus. the mice are very clever. although... “They do seem to get confused sometimes,” Coran tells her. “You know, when they told me about you, they even got your name wrong! They called you Katie, not Pidge! Not Pidge at all...”

in the basement suite of the pink palace are two college students sharing a livingspace named Lance and Keith and they do not have a hundred dogs and are also not musical theatre performers BUT they are both knife throwers for the sake of their creepy otherworld sequence

Pidge goes to bed and “dreams” for the first time of the otherworld. she meets her other parents, who are all cooler and nicer, and otherMatt is even there too. she has so much fun and wakes up feeling wistful

the next day she finds Hunk again and finds out that the reason Allura didn’t want Pidge to move in was because Allura herself used to live in the same suite before her father disappeared. “What, so she just can’t move on?” Pidge asks. “Not exactly,” says Hunk, wringing his hands. “She wouldn’t tell me the whole story. I know there’s more to it but I can’t get it out of her. Maybe you guys should talk about it.”

eventually Pidge and Allura do meet and talk, and Allura spills the truth: that she was lured into the otherworld as well, and when she tried to escape, the beldam took her father away. Allura managed to escape and lock the door behind her, but lost the key and couldn’t return to save her father OR the multiple souls still trapped

“Idon't know if it's a blessing or a curse that they key is lost,” Allura says bitterly. “I can't get in,but I suppose this means you can't either. I was terrified that you would alsoaccidentally be lured in."

Pidge tells her that she picked the lock and Allura is FURIOUS. now the door is open and the only way to close it again is with the key, which is still missing. she warns Pidge that the beldam will lure you in but eventually steal your soul, but Pidge doesn’t believe her, too happy with the otherworld and seeing Matt and superior versions of her parents.

Pidge continues going to the otherworld, being greeted by new button-eyed versions of Allura and Hunk (who cannot talk), watching Coran’s mouse circus perform and visiting Keith & Lance, who don’t bicker nearly as much as they do in the actual world

everybody in the other world is more attractive and charismatic and lovely and Pidge never wants to leave

despite being continuously warned by Allura that this place is bad news. she chooses to not believe it because she’s so desperate for it to be real

even the stray cat she’s seen around the house, the one she sees Hunk petting often, and eating out of bowls Allura puts out, is in the otherworld, and speaks to her, warning her away from this place. even then she doesn’t listen.

one day her othermother tells her that she can stay for good but only if she sews buttons on her eyes. Pidge refuses and runs upstairs to her other bedroom, but when she wakes up, she’s still in the otherworld, and finally realizes that she is in deep, DEEP trouble

Pidge makes another bid for freedom but is captured by her othermother, who is starting to look less perfect and more creepy, and thrown into a mirror into a secret room where three lost souls are trapped (Shay, Nyma, and Plaxum?) and she’s rescued by the OtherHunk and OtherAllura, who manage to break her back into the real world.

except when she gets back, her parents are missing

the black cat is there though

and leads her to a mirror where she can see her parents, and a man who resembles Allura, all trapped

Pidge, not knowing what to do, runs to Lance & Keith’s suite in tears, asking them to call Allura, and they take her in right away and call Allura & Hunk

Allura arrives right away and knows exactly what happened

the boys are still in the dark tho, and the girls finally explain. the boys are, obviously, horrified

Allura and Pidge immediately know they have to go back into the otherworld to save their parents, and Allura tells the boys to start looking for they key while they’re off in the otherworld. "Enlistthe help of every person in this town if you have to, you are FINDING thiskey," says Allura fiercely

Keith gives Pidge a special stone with a hole through it and tells her that it’s supposed to be good luck. “You’re supposed to be able to see faeries through the hole,” he says. “I don’t know if it’s true, but take it with you anyway. Maybe it’ll bring you luck.” “Yeah, we’ll be with you in spirit,” says Lance. “In your pocket.”

the otherworld sequences where they rescue the souls are p much the same as the movie except for Spink & Forcible’s bit bc otherKeith and otherLance do not have an army of vampire dogs but they do have their throwing knives and if you’ve ever tried to escape from a room full of living throwing knives that are flinging themselves at you, it’s not fun

but everything goes ok and Pidge & Allura save all three trapped souls AND the snowglobe with their parents trapped inside

the boys have found the key so they can finally lock the door for good

Pidge and Allura’s parents return, remembering nothing, and there’s a very tearful reuinion

Pidgegoes to sleep with the souls under her pillow and has a dream where they'rewarning her that she's in danger. She wakes up in the middle of the night tosee the cat there, looking agitated. She gets up and realizes that she needs tolose the key for good now. She wakes up at like 5 in the morning and decides todump the key down the old well. As she goes, the hand shows up and tries toattack her and grab the key, but Allura shows up at the last second to saveher, and the two of them throw the key and the hand down the well and seal itup. The evil is FINALLY DEFEATED FOR GOOD!!!!

and then there’s a cute garden party scene and Matt is visiting from university and Allura and her dad are there and everybody’s happy the end

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Treehouse/Cabin Masterlist

A Day Dream Away - making-paper-stars

Summary: Dan and Phil and both of their families go for a weekend away in a log cabin in the recluse of the Lake District.

Anniversary (ao3) - dils_whisk

Summary: Summary: Dan and Phil spend their anniversary in a cabin by the fire and talk about how much they love each other.

As Time Goes - dansleftboob

Summary: “You’re not.” Dan argued, reaching over and clasping Phil’s hands in his own. “You’re upset, and I know you don’t like to talk about things, but every time I’ve been upset you’ve helped me feel better.” Dan said, pulling Phil into a sitting position, and smiling softly at him. “So now, I’m going to help you feel better.”

Cabin in the Woods (ao3) - dip_and_pip_trash

Summary: Two bros, chilling in a cabin. What could possibly go wrong?

Lakeside Lovin’ - phancyphanfiction

Summary: Dan and Phil have to pretend to be dating for 5 days while at Dan’s parents lake house family reuinion. But things get nawdee.

Luxury (ao3) - JudeAraya

Summary: It was early, the dark edging on predawn translucent. The birds were only beginning to chirp. Here, nestled so deep in nature, the Costa Rican jungle all around their treehouse hotel, Dan could feel the hush of morning rising all around him. Phil was still asleep, breaths deep and even. Phil was exhausted--they both were really--but this was something Dan wanted to share with him.

Operation Cupid (ao3) - nebulous_frog

Summary: Dan and Phil are rival camp counsellors- Dan leads an aesthetic cabin and Phil’s cabin is just a mess of arts and crafts supplies and glitter. Maybe their campers can finally make them see how good they are together through a cunning plan they like to call “Operation Cupid”.

the bear (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Phil rents a cabin in the Swedish woods and experiences a strange psychic connection with a bear. Not for kids.

The Great Dan and Phil Camping Trip™ (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: It started with the four of them, Dan, Phil, Martyn, and Cornelia. It started with a rare weekend off and a rented cabin and bad romcoms and getting drunk on clear skies and fresh air and maybe just a bit of alcohol. It started with an offhand comment towards the famously-introverted couple, “You’d never survive a night outside.” And, of course, it was taken as a challenge.

(Dan and Phil go camping)

The Stranger In The Woods - dxnhowell

Summary: Dan is on his way to his friends house when a storm hits and he gets lost in the middle of the woods where there’s clearly no one around and no way for him to get help. At least, that’s what he thinks until he sees a cabin with lights on inside. Dan had been in a hurry before but after meeting the stranger who lives in the cabin, he might like to stay a bit longer.

The Treehouse - ms.cookieeater (ffn)

Dan Howell and Phil Lester live in a world where being homosexual is a crime. So what happens when Phil’s old friend Dan, the popular kid, kisses him in the old treehouse? Will they get caught? Or will they continue their secret relationship? Read to find out.

Vacations, Hypochondriacs and a Little Bit of PTSD (ao3) - Merrydith

Summary: Neither Dan or Phil saw this weekend as one to worry about. Dan was a great driver, even though he never really got a chance to show it, and when he asked their good friend Cat to borrow her car for a few days after Vidcon, of course, she trusted him with the keys.

Winter Cuddles (ao3) - goingintohiding (orphan_account)

Summary: Dan hates the cold. So of course he and Phil get snowed in at the cabin they rented. He's miserable until he finds a warm someone to snuggle against.~ Fluffy first kiss phanfic <3