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Developing a crush on Nicholas Cage was not on my 2024 bingo card but alrighty
#renfield 2023 started it#Peggy sue got married 1986 made it worse#nothing surprises me anymore#anyway#Harley rambles
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Flyeater
#i don't know if I'll finish this one!#renfield 2023#my art#eighhh this started as femfield but idk if it reads as mrs r.m.
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It makes me ache a certain way. That Dracula is crying here
We see him cry at the start of the movie when hes trapped, but those tears feel very specifically weaponized, to garner compassion from Renfield. These are. Genuine upset that his Familiar for all these decades has forsaken him, betrayed him, chosen humanity over himself.
I do think part of his anger was a mask of pain, because he realized just how much he DOES value Renfield at his side (though that could just be me being delusional idc im happy being delulu)
#Renfield#Renfield 2023#Renfield Movie#Dracula#Ive been taking lots of screencaps#so I'll start sharing some#renfield spoilers
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Renfield (2023) is one of those vampire movies that gave me everything I could have wanted and more. I haven't felt this way about any vampire media in a long time. Nic Cage was the most perfect choice to play the count himself in this film. Just--- *chef's kiss*
#and don't even get me started on all the other characters#i'm literally so in love#please i missed being so enarmoured and excited about vampire movies because most of them just never hit the mark for me personally#and this one just hit aaall the right spots#10/10 great movie please watch it#renfield#renfield 2023#renfield movie#count dracula#robert montague renfield#teddy lobo#tedward lobo#nicolas cage#nicholas hoult#ben schwartz#i also love WWDITS of course but it's not Like That for me yk?#anyway-
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#renfield#renfield 2023#dracfield#wanted to make part2#of onion headlines#but got sidetracked to an onion slideshow#should I start paying them royalties for misusing their shitposting for my own shitposting?#and this started a sickness#because I will still do a part2 of headlines
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Random idea for a Renfield fic:
Rebecca is telling Robert about how her sister is investigating a sudden string of missing bodies. There's just cemeteries being robbed all over town. Meanwhile, at work, Rebecca's been put on a robbery case where. It would seem that some medical and electrical gear has gone missing. It's a pointless case that's going nowhere. It's leaving Rebecca annoyed and grumpy.
Robert on the other hand is panicking. He knows the signs. He's seen them all before. He was there when his master took an interest in the original experiment.
He hurriedly tells Rebecca that someone is trying to conduct Doctor Frankenstein's experiment all over again.
She gives him a tired look like he's fucking insane.
#renfield#renfield 2023#renfield scenarios#robert montague renfield#rebecca quincy#[I need to stop thinking of ideas and really start writing them. sigh
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Me, 0:30 seconds into Renfield (2023): wow this is really the movie ever??
#renfield#renfield 2023#possibly my favorite film of the year?#thank u nic cage#thank u nicholas hoult#maybe i will start watching the great
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look, there’s no nice way to say this. it’s exhausting being the only person in someone’s support network
#tia text#not about anyone on here (mutual or irl friends)#just. someone who has no apparent interest in getting better but great interest in me pulling them back from the edge several times a year#and then things get good & they promise to get help & then they don’t & then things get bad#and i’m the one cutting myself on all the jagged pieces i pick up#huh. starting to wonder if there’s a bigger reason that i love renfield (2023) so much
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its so funny to me you can genuinely interpret renfield with issues regarding attachment and jealousy yet yall just made that into "hes a weird fanboy lol.creepy!" just start saying ableist slurs by that point man
#analiceoriginal.txt#can you all be normal about attachment related trauma and mental illness please its 2023 im tired#dont get me started on taking 1931 renfield as a clingy ex.
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I'm trying to figure out how to handle today's entry, and it's like, "Oh, he wants to collect flies." And I look a modern hospitals and the fact that, in 2023, Renfield has been on a low dose of antipsychotics since we last saw him and I'm like, "but does he tho?"
#dracula daily#dracula 2023#fanfic#modern retelling#this is where it starts going off the rails#I have to think about it more deeply#that makes it more fun though#renfield
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Watching Renfield again!
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More of this in film and television please
#men covered in blood lying on the floor in agony 💕#renfield 2023#midnight mass#nicholas hoult#Hamish linklater#literally the moment I started crushing on these characters
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Bee coffin star of Renfield (2023) btw
#don't worry renfield 2023 i saw your bee coffin edit in the end credits#this is following bee coffin's iconic starting role in dracula (1931) obviously#original post#renfield 2023#thoughts
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They are so the same. Just strange little guys.
#literally just skinny white guys who are hot and off putting and who I love very dearly#this post is exclusively for me#if new IDKhow music AND a Renfield movie come out this year I might start believing in god#idkhow#dallon weekes#renfield 2023#nicholas hoult
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damn we really got shafted by funnay long ass fight scenes and dead dad cop b (c?) plot............... i havent looked at the producers and what theyre all about etc but seeing the queer angles get shafted (like its all at once not heavy-handed enough but the next step would have been on-screen making out sloppy style like. tenderness? or something) due to whatever the fuck else that all was...... man
i appreciate that this is a new and fun interpretation and i do love receiving little lgbtq+ pellets but idk. some ingredients in this soup arent doin it for me
#renfield#renfield 2023#i give renfield 2023 the movie the film a GAY MINUS!!! /joke#also not saying theres anything wrong with ambiguity. u dont NEED labels#maybe theres room for a next time and for more queer thangs to happen#i kind of wish there were just *something* yaknow#not enough weed smoking girlfriends or boyfriends#not enough little boyfriend dates where theyre all boyfriends and girlfriends#dracula said here now my beloved twink a mechanism for you to do so much labor for me teehee and also 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#reminds me i really love teddys full commitment to starting a cat fight over that old man#also just watched beau is afraid. narcissim heavy on my brain#thinking a lot about what makes a person want to execute a story like that and make it abt as real as it gets. but anyway#npds emergence in major media pieces is intriguing 2 me#theres so much to explore that didnt get a chance due to lots of nameless men with guns#and quincys dead cop family i guess#re: the cops#while i appreciate that theyre all corrupt its still a background sentiment bc its just lip service (they dont actually do evil)#once again asking for cage dracula reprise. he killed it (punintentional)#and nicholas hoult was great as well!!!#thx for coming to my ted talk#ill do more prabably
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Corporate Bullshit
I'm coming to BURNING MAN! On TUESDAY (Aug 27) at 1PM, I'm giving a talk called "DISENSHITTIFY OR DIE!" at PALENQUE NORTE (7&E). On WEDNESDAY (Aug 28) at NOON, I'm doing a "Talking Caterpillar" Q&A at LIMINAL LABS (830&C).
Corporate Bullshit: Exposing the Lies and Half-Truths That Protect Profit, Power, and Wealth in America is Nick Hanauer, Joan Walsh and Donald Cohen's 2023 book on the history of corporate apologetics; it's great:
https://thenewpress.com/books/corporate-bullsht
I found out about this book last fall when David Dayen reviewed it for the The American Prospect; Dayen did a great job of breaking down its thesis, and I picked it up for my newsletter, which prompted Hanauer to send me a copy, which I finally got around to reading yesterday (I have gigantic backlog of reading):
https://pluralistic.net/2023/10/27/six-sells/#youre-holding-it-wrong
The authors' thesis is that the business world has a well-worn playbook that they roll out whenever anything that might cause industry to behave even slightly less destructively is proposed. What's more, we keep falling for it. Every time we try to have nice things, our bosses – and their well-paid Renfields – dust off their talking points from the last go-round, do a little madlibs-style search and replace, and bust it out again.
It's a four-stage plan:
I. First, insist that there is no problem.
Enslaved people are actually happy. Smoking doesn't cause cancer. Higher CO2 levels are imaginary and they're caused by sunspots and they're good for crop yields. The hole in the ozone layer is only a problem if you foolishly decide to hang around outside (this is real!).
II. OK, there's a problem, but it's your fault.
An epidemic of on-the-job maimings is actually an epidemic of sloppy workers. A gigantic housing crash is really a gigantic cohort of greedy, feckless borrowers. Rampant price gouging is actually a problem of too much "spending power" (that is, "money") in the hands of working people.
III. Any attempt to fix this will make it worse.
Equal wages for equal work will cause bosses to fire women and people of color. Protecting people with disabilities will cause bosses to fire disable people. Minimum wages will cause bosses to buy machines and fire "unskilled" workers. Gun control will only increase underground gun sales. Banning carcinogenic pesticides will end agriculture as we know and we'll all starve to death.
IV. This is socialism.
Income tax is socialism. Estate tax is socialism. Medicare and Medicaid are socialism. Food stamps are socialism. Child labor laws are socialism. Public education is socialism. The National Labor Relations Act is socialism. Unions are socialism. Social security is socialism. The Fair Labor Standards Act is socialism. Obamacare is socialism. The Civil Rights Act is socialism. The Occupational Health and Safety Act is socialism. The Family Medical Leave Act is socialism. FDR is a socialist. JFK is a socialist. Lyndon Johnson is a socialist. Carter is a socialist. Clinton is a socialist. Obama is a socialist. Biden is a socialist (Biden: "I beat the socialist. That's how I got the nomination").
Though this playbook has been in existence since the nation's founding, the authors point out that from the New Deal until the Reagan era, it didn't get much traction. But starting in the Reagan years, the well-funded network of billionaire-backed think-tanks, endowed economics chairs, and latter-day propaganda vehicles like Prageru breathed new life into these tactics.
We can see this playing out right now as the corporate world scrambles for a response to the Harris campaign's proposal to address price-gouging. Reading Matt Stoller's dissection of this response, we can see the whole playbook on display:
https://www.thebignewsletter.com/p/monopoly-round-up-price-gouging-vs
First, corporate apologists insisted that greedflation didn't exist, despite the fact that CEOs kept getting on earnings calls and boasting to their investors about how they were using the excuse of inflation to jack up prices:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/03/11/price-over-volume/#pepsi-pricing-power
Or the oil CEOs who boasted that the Russian invasion of Ukraine gave them cover to just screw us at the pump:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/03/15/sanctions-financing/#soak-the-rich
There are all these out-in-the-open commercial entities whose sole purpose is to "advise" large corporations about their prices, which is just a barely disguised euphemism for price-fixing, from meat-packing:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/10/04/dont-let-your-meat-loaf/#meaty-beaty-big-and-bouncy
To rents:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/07/24/gouging-the-all-seeing-eye/#i-spy
That's stage one: "there's no problem." Stage two is "it's your fault." That's Larry Summers and co insisting that a couple of stimulus checks a couple years ago are responsible for inflation, because it gave you too much "buying power," and so the only possible fix is to jack up interest rates and trigger mass layoffs and sharp wage decreases across the economy:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/12/14/medieval-bloodletters/#its-the-stupid-economy
Stage three is "any attempt to fix this will make it worse." When Isabella Weber pointed out that there was a long history of price-controls being used to fight price-gouging, corporate apologists lost their minds and brigaded her, calling her all kinds of nasty names and insisting that her prescription didn't even warrant serious discussion, because any attempt to control prices would destroy the economy:
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/podcasts/lately/article-the-millennial-economist-who-took-on-the-world/
You may recognize this as cousin to the response to rent control proposals, which inevitably trigger a barrage of economists screaming that this will not work and will actually reduce the housing supply and drive up prices, which is true, provided that you ignore all evidence and history:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/05/16/mortgages-are-rent-control/#housing-is-a-human-right-not-an-asset
And stage four is "this is socialism." Look, I am a literal card-carrying member of the Democratic Socialists of America and I can assure you, Kamala Harris is not a socialist (and more's the pity). But that didn't stop the most eminently guillotineable members of the investor class from hair-on-fire, ALL-CAPS denunciations of the Harris proposal as SOCIALISM and Harris herself as a COMMUNIST:
https://twitter.com/Jason/status/1824580470052725055
The author's thesis is that by naming the playbook and giving examples of it – for example, showing how the "proof" that minimum wage increases will destroy jobs was also offered as "proof" not to abolish slavery, ban child labor, add fireproofing to textile factories, and pay women and Black people the same as white guys – we can vaccinate ourselves against it.
Certainly, we've reached a moment where the public is increasingly skeptical of claims that we can't fix anything because the economists say that this is the best of all possible worlds, and if that means that we're all going to boil to death in our own skin, so be it:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/10/27/economism/#what-would-i-do-if-i-were-a-horse
In other words, after 40 years of subordinating politics to economics, there's a resurgence of belief in politics – that is, doing stuff – rather than hunkering down and waiting for the technocrats to fix everything:
https://www.programmablemutter.com/p/seeing-like-a-matt
Corporate Bullshit is a brisk and bracing read – I got through it in about an hour in my hammock yesterday – and, in laying out the bullshit playbook's long history of nonsensical predictions and pronouncements, it does make a very good case that we should stop listening to people who quote from it.
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/08/19/apologetics-spotters-guide/#narratives
#pluralistic#narratives#lakoff#joan walsh#david cohen#nick hanauer#apologetics#bullshit#history#books#reviews#gift guide
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