#rene artois

[brezelzeit]

Working on Rene in the art style of “Les grandes grandes vacances/The Long Long Holiday”

It’s a cute French cartoon about kids in occupied France in the war

I thought since they both take place in occupied France that I would kinda do a crossover thing where I drew Rene in that art style

Tbh, I cannot watch anything set in ww2 occupied France WITHOUT thinking about Allo Allo 😂

I highly recommend that cartoon it’s on Prime btw.

I’m sure most of y’all have seen that show but I’ll include style examples anyway

[cytryndor]

he so was

[achillean-archives]

'Allo 'Allo Season 1, Episode 3: Savile Row To The Rescue

[demonicconsultingwhovian]

just watched season 3 episode 5 of 'Allo 'Allo! and one of the British Airmens fake names was Gigi. My nickname. I'm an 'Allo 'Allo! character confirmed!

[kmp78]

I don't understand why he would he have those trashies on the yacht if he knew Thingy was going to be there in a few days. I bet she has no clue they were there. Let's hope she doesn't find some leftover underwear lying around his cabin 🤣

Oh he would bust out a classic Rene Artois excuse... 😂

"Youuuuu stuuupid wooooman! Don't you get it?! There are big rats on this yacht and we were using this bra to set up a trap!" 🤷‍♂️

(For those who don't know who Rene Artois is: watch the classic TV show 'Allo 'Allo. You won't be disappointed... 😂👌)

[master-of-the-opera-house]

thanks for the tag this is so fun and dire bc im actually jared 19

Last book I read: Hamlet by William Shakespeare ((I think?? trying to go off my last theatre class here))

Book I recommend: I think everyone's read it but if they haven't The Great Gatsby by F Scott. Fitzgerald.

Book I couldn't put down: Oh baby, executive dysfunction has made me put every book down..... K Blows Top: A Cold War Comic Interlude, Starring Nikita Khrushchev, America's Most Unlikely Tourist by Peter Carlson took me the shortest amount of time ((4 months??)) to finish recently.

A book on my TBR: Mad King: The Life and Times of Ludwig II of Bavaria by Greg King bc he wrote another historical biography that I really, really liked about a similarly misunderstood person ((with Sue Woolmans)) ((hehe)) and I trust him to handle my dear lad with grace, but because my attention span is a bitch I never got past the first 40 pages but I WILL. one day.,,,,,,,,

A book I've put down: HITLER AND THE HABSBURGS BY JAMES LONGO!!1! Sorry not sorry but SOD that son of a cunt NO footnotes so half the things he said could've been made up for all I care bUT THE LAST STRAW was him PERVING OVER poor sophie von hohenberg when she was ON HER WAY TO CONFRONT THE NAZIS like piss offfffffff

A book on my wishlist: BBC Ghosts Button House Archives *finger guns* ooh and 'Allo 'Allo!: The War Diaries of Rene Artois

A favourite book from childhood: I don't remember a favourite bc I was actually a voracious reader once upon a time so I tore through them like it was nothing but The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo destroyed me even if I am now morally opposed to the fundamental idea framing the narrative that rats arent cute little besties

A book you would give to a friend: Harry Clarke: An Imaginative Genius in Illustrations and Stained-Glass Arts by Hiroshi Umino bc I LOVE Harry Clarke's work and I think everyone should have a nice book full of pretty pictures to look at. It's also technically on my wishlist as well

A book of poetry/lyrics you own: I don't "own" any "books" bc im flat broke but a favourite would be that compilation of Oscar Wilde's nonsense quotations. I know he did real poetry but that's poetry in itself to me.

A non-fiction book you own: Stalin's Daughter: The Extraordinary and Tumultuous Life of Svetlana Alliluyeva by Rosemary Sullivan :)))))) this i actually DO own!1!

Currently reading: *sweats nervously in executive dysfunction*

Planning on reading next: Florian: The Emperor's Stallion by Felix Saltern bc it's got my meow meow in it and it's a kids book and I want to practice focusing enough to read like a normal human person again

tagging @pqnnier @alliluyevas whom I know for sure have read a lot and anyone who wants to do it bc idk whos a reader and who isnt!

Thanks for the tag, @enlitment!

Last book I read: The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy. Charming!

Book I recommend: Impossible question. Show me your soul and then ask me again.

Book I couldn't put down: Piranesi by Susanna Clarke. Grabbed me by the throat and would not let go. Sublime.

A book on my TBR: Vicious and Immoral by John Gilbert McCurdy is right up there; it looks fascinating and relevant to my research.

A book I've put down: The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt. Surprising that I got as far as I did (the first 120 or so pages), since that could all have been covered in a two-page prologue.

A book on my wishlist: At some point I also need to drop €60 (🥲) on André Weibel's »Einen Spiegel hast gefunden, der in allem Dich reflectirt«.

A book on my wishlist: The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien. Unquestioned reigning champion of being read approx one million times.

A book you would give to a friend: Anything by David Mitchell or Scarlett Thomas, depending on the friend.

A book of poetry/lyrics you own: The Loeb Greek Lyric: Anacreon, Anacreontea & Early Choral Lyric. Bangers on every page. Very gay.

A non-fiction book you own: Tom Cutterham's Gentlemen Revolutionaries is well worth a read for anyone interested in late 18th century masculinity and culture.

Currently reading: Temeraire by Naomi Novik. An old favourite that I'm discovering brand new joy in.

Planning on reading next: I have almost no time for fiction in between academic reading and writing and work, but These Violent Delights by Micah Nemerever has been waiting very patiently on my nightstand.

Tagging @permanenthistorydamage @iron--and--blood @nordleuchten @ouiouixmonami @clove-pinks and you!

[magicalquote]

René Artois: It was I who died for France. I do not mean to die for France twice. Not in the same year.

[cyberwulf]

Wrote some ’Allo ’Allo! fanfic to get it out of my system:

One Little Kiss - Gruber/René

[miholjskoljeto]

Think of the life I would have to lead, blowing up bridges and trains, dodging bullets, sleeping in hedges, living in ditches. This is no life for a coward. Especially one with a good business.

R.I.P.  Gorden Kaye ( 7 April 1941- 23 January 2017)

[achillean-archives]

[sitcomy]

'Allo ‘Allo!

(1982-1992) United Kingdom, S09 E85

BBC | Created by Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft

In France during World War II, Rene Artois runs a small café where Resistance fighters, Gestapo men, German Army officers and escaped Allied POWs interact daily, ignorant of one another's true identity or presence, exasperating Rene.

IMDb

[haydnfleury]

Name 10 Favourite Characters From 10 Different Things And Tag 10 Different People

I was tagged by @morganwintermiller.

Cpt. Hawkeye Pierce [Alan Alda] - M*A*S*H

Sophia Petrillo [Estelle Getty] - The Golden Girls

Rene Artois [Gordon Kaye] - ‘Allo ‘Allo!

Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard [Patrick Stewart] - Star Trek: The Next Generation

James Bond [*Various*] - *Various*

Agent J [Will Smith] - Men In Black I/II/III

Nicholas Angel [Simon Pegg] - Hot Fuzz

King Arthur [Graham Chapman] - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Charlie Chaplin [*Various*] - *Various*

Hercule Poirot [N/A] - *Various*

I’m tagging: @zuucc | @captainpetty | @babybluegerwhale | @gustavlindstrom | @mitcheemarns | @puckinghell | @goalie-interference | @brockbaeser | @ehleafs | @jennilynnie , and if anyone else wants to do it go ahead.

On a side note, this list seems really arbitrary aside from the first two characters.

[kmp78]

"Okay you have ADHD about as much as your boyfriend is an introvert so. 🙄😂" maybe she hopes HE has ADHD and that's why he doesn't remember her 😭

I can see him selling that "Rene Artois"-esque excuse to her... 😂👍

[tabloidtoc]

Us, February 17

Cover: Inside Scientology’s trial of the century 

Page 2: Red Carpet -- hip-side sash -- Camila Cabello, Rosalia, Renee Zellweger, Laura Carmichael, Yara Shahidi, Scarlett Johansson 

Page 4: Who Wore It Best? Elle Fanning vs. Amber Valletta, Keltie Knight vs. Jeannie Mai 

Page 6: Loose Talk -- Kumail Nanjiani, Kiernan Shipka, Kristen Bell 

Page 8: Contents 

Page 10: Hot Pics -- Super Bowl -- Shakira and Jennifer Lopez perform at the halftime show, J.Lo’s daughter Emme 

Page 11: Kansas City Chiefs quarterback and MVP Patrick Mahomes, Jay-Z and daughter Blue, Alex Rodriguez and daughter Natasha, Cardi B and Bruce Beal, Demi Lovato  

Page 12: Duchess Kate Middleton visits Stockwell Gardens Nursery, Justin and Hailey Bieber 

Page 13: Former cheerleader Kendall Jenner shows off her moves with the stars of the Netflix hit docuseries Cheer on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Charlize Theron at the Costume Designers Guild Awards, Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas head to the Ivy in London 

Page 14: At the Oscar Nominees Luncheon Cynthia Erivo chatted with Brad Pitt and Renee Zellweger, Aly Raisman and her fellow #AerieReal Role Models Beanie Feldstein and Lana Condor, Margot Robbie and Jurnee Smollett-Bell embrace in Mexico City 

Page 16: Blake Lively wears six outfits in less than 48 hours to promote The Rhythm Section 

Page 18: A-listers hit the slopes -- Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk in Aspen, Sydney Sweeney in Sandpoint, Kate Hudson and Danny Fujikawa in Switzerland 

Page 19: Shawn Johnson in Park City, Kevin Hart and wife Eniko and kids Kenzo and Hendrix and Heaven in Aspen, Cassie Randolph and Colton Underwood in Denver, Chelsea Handler and her assistant Brandon 

Page 20: Stars They’re Just Like Us -- Jenny McCarthy shovels show outside her house in Chicago, Mark Wahlberg hits the gym 

Page 21: Dove Cameron helps with beach cleanup, Duchess Camilla learns how to restore furniture 

Page 22: Billie Lourd and Margaret Qualley at the Casting Society of America’s Artois Awards, Lizzo at the Sirius XM and Pandora Opening Drive Super Concert Series in Miami 

Page 23: Sundance Film Festival -- Will Ferrell and Julia Louis-Dreyfus promote their film Downhill, Kajillionaire’s Evan Rachel Wood and Gina Rodriguez and Richard Jenkins, director Dee Rees with Anne Hathaway and Rosie Perez of the film The Last Thing She Wanted 

Page 24: Carlin and Evan Stewart show off newborn daughter Layla Rae, Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Page 25: BAFTA Awards -- Prince William and Duchess Kate, Kate Middleton meets Hildur Gounadottir and Laura Dern, Renee Zellweger and Joaquin Phoenix, Emilia Clarke, Elizabeth Banks is Hasty Pudding’s woman of the year

Page 26: Love Lives: A little more than a year into their marriage Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are as starry-eyed as ever 

Page 27: Deborra-Lee Furness says husband Hugh Jackman is funny but not as funny as she is, Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach are competitors at this year’s Oscars but Noah says they’re purely supportive, after a brief split Channing Tatum and Jessie J are stronger than ever 

Page 28: Hollywood Moms -- The Bachelor’s Catherine Giudici on kids Samuel and Isaiah and Mia 

Page 29: Sienna Miller’s daughter Marlowe loves going to the set with mom, unless she’s filming with other kids, B.J. Novak is a great babysitter for Mindy Kaling and daughter Katherine, June Diane Raphael and her husband Paul Scheer aren’t committed to their sons’ genders 

Page 30: Hot Hollywood -- Lady Gaga’s new man is Michael Polanski

Page 31: Meghan Markle’s dad has badmouthed her and she and Prince Harry are on the outs with the royal family since fleeing the kingdom with son Archie so that leaves one relative in the couple’s inner circle -- Meghan’s mom Doria Ragland, except they’re not really all that close, Nick Lachey is not a fan of Jessica Simpson’s memoir, VIP Scene -- Jaime King (pictured), 2 Chainz, Jennifer Beals, Paul McCartney and Rande Gerber, The Rock, Paris Hilton, Blair Underwood, Demi Lovato, Swae Lee 

Page 32: Orlando Bloom’s ex Miranda Kerr and fiance Katy Perry actually like each other, Katy and Orlando will wed in April 

Page 34: What’s in my Bag? Jamie-Lynn Sigler 

Page 36: Cover Story -- Scientology scandal trial and error -- inside the court case that could finally bring down the controversial church 

Page 40: Lori Loughlin’s desperate plea -- in a last-ditch effort to stay out of prison, the disgraced actress goes on the offensive 

Page 42: Jesse Tyler Ferguson -- the new host of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition on life after Modern Family 

Page 50: Oscar Stars’ Evolution -- Scarlett Johansson, Cynthia Erivo, Renee Zellweger 

Page 52: Us Musts -- Fran Drescher is back with a new sitcom and a Broadway show 

Page 54: Jeff Probst on Survivor: Winners at War 

Page 55: Sundance Film Festival 

Page 58: Fashion Police -- Retta, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rachel Brosnahan 

Page 59: Robert Downey Jr., Tove Lo, Emma Mackey 

Page 60: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me -- Hector Elizondo

[owzthat2020]

Allo Allo v Hi de Hi

Allo Allo 191 all out

Hi de Hi 192 - 3

Pugh 97

Hi de Hi win by 7 wickets.

Allo Allo v Hi de Hi

Allo Allo v Hi de Hi

In the first match of the Owzthat 2020 Sitcom Cup the Hi de Hi team led by Jeffrey Fairbrother arrived at the square in front of Rene’s cafe as underdogs. On his home ground Artois regularly scores well and the conditions were very much in his favour. It seemed that things were going to follow form when Rene and his opening partner Monsieur Le Clerc began taking control of Hi de Hi’s pace pair of Spike Dixon and Fred Quilley moving swiftly onto 39, even the bizarre wicket of Artois being stumped by Ted Bovis off Dixon when a rolled up painting fell from under his jumper and in the confusion of picking it up he tripped over a string of suspicious sausages that had been hidden behind his right pad failed to slow the momentum. The introduction of Von Smallhausen saw the pace accelerate and move Allo Allo past 50 within four overs.

Dixon struggled to make any real impact at his end but Quilley began to have success bringing to an end Monsiuer Le Clerc and then a promising start from Madame Edith. Wicket Keeper Maria Recommier appeared to have steadied the ship and there were signs of a sustained recovery but the fall of Von Smallhausen again to the hardworking Quilley saw any hopes of completing the twenty overs fade away.

A dazzling spell of spin from Marty Storm ripped the tail apart before Sylvia Garnsey wrapped up the Allo Allo innings for 191.

In reply Hi de Hi looked very nervous and Fairbrother’s early wicket, which looked almost inevitable was followed by a disappointing innings by Bovis who looked jaded from his heroics behind the stumps. However amongst this early chaos Gladys Pugh, standing out like a daffodil in a motorway verge gave a magnificent batting display which deserved the century she fell three runs short of. As well as she batted she was given little to worry about with the wayward Crabtree dishing up scoring deliveries with regularity and not pissing the bat once. A promising cameo from spinner Herr Flick was too little too late, his limp off the pitch at the end of the match suggesting he wasn’t fully fit, but even fully fit he would have struggled to contain the imperious Pugh who will probably be disappointed that her impatience to reach the milestone led her to play for a maximum that wasn’t really there.

Hi de Hi will take a great deal of optimism from this performance, though they won’t come across a more accommodating bowling attack than this as they go further into the competition.

[magicalquote]

René Artois: Shut up, you old bat.