#renderinng

[predarorleer]

the neural network has been digesting this for a long time hahahah

art by Logva

[nottherealajhq]

This is why I love my job, Jammers! I don't HAVE to worry about any weird shit going on. I just get to hang out and watch videos of shirtless men cooking lobsters, my favorite activity-

(EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

Jammers. What the fuck was that.

[gothamiiz]

heres some examples of my art :)) (@evandalist-in-gotham normal tumblr account reveal no way)

(?? THE COLORING THE RENDERINNG IM IN LIVE THATS SO FUCKING COOL STOP BEING AWESOME)

[ladydraculena]

#Velloween Day 18 : Halloween OC

Don't have enough time to finish the render process... sadly. It took so super long, cause I didn't draw in this style for so long ...

[vegacadd]

Signature 64, Highrise 3D Exterior Rendering - New York

[nottherealajhq]

shiiiiiiit jordon we need to dip we need to totally and completely bail in a second eric just totally threw another movie protagonist man meltdown and killed one of the 7-11 employees right in front of us if they catch us now we are so not going to be allowed back here anymore if i'm banned from 7-11 like i was banned from the dmv for trying to use the printer in the back that they used to manifest licenses i don't know what i'm going to do i can't return to earth to get my gas station snacks i'm wanted in several states for increasingly wild and crazy anecdotes that i would love to get to on the car ride back from here but we can't now because if we stay here for much longer we're fuckedddddd i'm sure you'd be all for that though thanks for being so chill man you know i think i was wrong about you or you really had a change of heart and stopped being such an annoying stuck up narc the jordon i knew would have thrown up if i had asked him to do this but you only throw up at random uncontrollable intervals for what i imagine is unrelated reasons anyways get the fuck outta here and meet me in the car i need to grab eric like right now

[nottherealajhq]

[GARBAGE DISPOSAL COUGH SFX]

[nottherealajhq]

(OOC: Wow, father…. What inspiring words! To think that you would do all of this, just for me?! You must still care, even after all these years! You simply MUST! Ah, after my shift is over, maybe we can finally play catch in the yard, or shoot the windows of National Geographic's house, like you always said we would! I remember all the times, where you would sit me down, and tell me that man was a "sick bastard" and "not even REMOTELY sexier", which I know must be true, because you are a righteous man who would never lie to me! Such honesty is quite comparable to this similarly friendly individual who is speaking to us now! What joy!)

[nottherealajhq]

Unfortunately that's all we have for today but thank you all for watching! Make sure to ring the bell for notifications and BUY BITCOIN and comment to join our Totally Real Founder's Hat Giveaway! If you see anyone attempting to resuscitate the now-defunct video game MMO "Fer.al" Contact us immediately so we can find them and fill their house with neurotoxin. Bye!

[nottherealajhq]

Well Sparks. This is terrible. My dear friend who I'm not going to name immediately has FALLEN TRAGICALLY ILL. Or more accurately he DIDN'T SEE THAT THERE WAS A WINDOW and flew directly into it. Whatever shall we do to help him?

That's not even true. I didn't crash into anything. You intentionally knocked me out with a frying pan. I can fly just fine.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

[nottherealajhq]

Why is the text green can you change it to yellow 💛🟡

you know what, spark? you're actually so real for this. you're RIGHT, even. i mean, what are these outdated costumes anyway? nobody actually cares about them anymore except people who want to shittalk us on the internet for nfts or some other scary thing. IT'S TIME FOR A FRESH COAT OF PAINT!

that's right, Spark! We're entering a whole new era which requires WHOLE NEW LOOKS. How else are we going to SCAM YOU ON PURPOSE Keep up with your modern trends? You remember ME, right? Well, it's fine if you don't! I don't even need my old name anymore! We're ALL BRAND NEW HERE!

Where's my buddy? What buddy? Oh, him. uhhh

[nottherealajhq]

ajhq are you transgener.....

Well, ACTUALLY, Jammer, that's NONE of your business...

...But I can assure you, I'm CERTAINLY not cis. :)

PronounAnimalJam (2018) dir. Cock Stacey

[nottherealajhq]

Eric.

Eric. Get up.

There we are. Good job. Do us a favor and look in the dark, yeah? Right there. In the dark.

That's it. Don't stop looking. It's okay. Don't be scared. Just keep on looking in the dark, Eric.

It's us, Eric. Ween. From Ween. No need to be afraid.

Eric, listen to us. Us, as in Ween. From Ween. Do you ever sit back and think about how far they have butchered the legacy of Spongebob due to the lack of quality within its modern era? Not only have they seemingly run out of ideas, regurgitating episodes filled with generic tropes and low-brow humor, but the original charm of its respective characters has flown far out the window as each one only resembles a shallow imitation of their former selves. Take Patrick, for example. Once upon a time, his "stupidity" reflected that of a blissful innocence instead of the grotesque state of ignorance that Modern Patrick, or more appropriately, PatPRICK has begun to show. Unlike the moments of Wisdom Patrick once formerly showed, PatPRICK is an idiotic echo-chamber, bringing down all his friends with his insolent behavior, all the while the audience can only sit in aggravation. This is not even to mention the treatment of Squidward, whose cynical comedy has been nearly removed to make way for nonstop torture porn of the poor character, being beaten down in every possible situation imaginable in a way that these sickos think is "FUNNY", but trust me I mean us, (Ween,) Eric, it's NOT funny. The first three seasons and 2004 movie are the only episodes worth your time, and truly encompass nothing but the "Golden Era" of Spongebob Squarepants.

It seems like you don't understand, Eric. It's okay. As an avid user I mean users of the Scumbob Wiki, we, Ween, can explain to yERIC.

Ween, from Ween,

WOULDN'T

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SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nottherealajhq]

[nottherealajhq]

In '21, therealajhq reformed as this; nottherealajhq, their most accomplished account. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "i hope i'm not in plastic right now". A post so funny, most people probably don't pay attention to the message.

But they should!

Because it's not just about the repercussions of isolation and the psychological state brought upon by denial, it's also a personal statement about the blog itself!

[nottherealajhq]

HEY, BIGFOOT! :)