#render if i'm feelin' funky

[cowsaresushi-coral]

i keep forgoring to make something for the objecthead zine free-for-all. today's intent was JUST to bs something for ideas bc composition is hard. uh uh uh....this actually turned out better than i expected. wow, actual full composition moment??? honestly needed because i need something to put on my portfolio man

[py-dreamer]

Macaque is big spoon

Lol the old men be snoozin and snugglin

(I was about to say sleeping but my mind is too dirty for that unfortunately-)

Y'wanna know why he big spoon?

The sun and moon thingy they have going on and...

Ehh, ehh? Y'see what I did there?

I hate fabric so god damn much.

WHY CAN'T YOU BEHAVE AND STAY STILL GODDAMN.

WHY MUST YOU CREASE AND HAVE LAYERS?!!? WHY CAN'T YOU BE SIMPLE AND FLAT

SAME WITH MACACA'S FUR.

WHY ARE YOU BLACK?!! HOW DO I RENDER YOU

TO QUOTE MY PAST SELF: "his true evil power is how hard he can be to draw"

LIKE MY DUDE. HOWWWWW.

Regardless, I'm still really happy with how the drawing came out like the lighting and stuff (just don't look at the fabric-)

Wukong couldn't give less than a flying f*ck if his pajamas matched. Like he's at home, let him be as much of a fashion disaster as he wants!

Heck, back in his day, he was prancing with a leaf skirt and that was acceptable, let the monkey be damnit.

But he would own something very funky like those peach shorts but specifically wear them on break days or in private

(Mac definitely made an inappropriate joke bout it; he has a mark you could read the king's fortune off of, on his right cheek-)

Mac loves his clouds cloudy king so sure, slap them on his pants I think he'd have those long fluffy or silky pajama pants and he like has a couple he switches out for every now and them.

Wukong struck me as a big shirt, short shorts guy

and Mac'doodles as a small shirt, big pants

On a more angsty note, after death I think he'd be a lot colder like its harder to generate body heat naturally so he'd be a lot more cuddly with his toasted marshmallow king cause he was literally toasty fried for 49 days in heaven (49 earth years if 1 year in heaven is a year belief is true)

I was really debating if they'd be in a tree like normal monkeys or in the stone palace cause like that's a whole thing.

Wukong is not only a king in name, he's got riches and a whole ass stone mansion, I want my boi to one day overcome his guilt and indesire for self care and move into the big boi house with his husbando...one day.

But until then, a girl can dream.

Cause come on, that'd be cool. I understand it'd feel real lonely without the stalwart generals and brotherhood but like he has new company and rekindling with his warrior might help with that.

I also think they'd rather sleep in a cozy lil alclove or like the beds in historical c-dramas that are kinda built in and they build a mini nest of sorts.

I was going to draw the monkeys but tbh, just wasn't feelin it...

Also wanted their tails to make a heart but the lil pointy bit always bugs me so I tried to make it into a more plausible scenario

And irl updates, I have been like formally rehearsing for a performance all week (as in a play) and practicing all day, just watched the 1st cast do it and its my turn tomorrow so wish me luck!

(btw I'm working with young kids, like 8-12 young and they all congregated around me when they saw me drawing like I was a glorified babysitter

And the amount of times I had to put the message on Mac's shirt on a different layer and hide it like bruh. The kids are lovely and all and I'd be happy to show my work but as you can see...not all of my works are...100% PG)

(pls reblog and feedback and stuff, I worked hard on this plss I beg...)

[king-psycholyze]

HELLO newer follower here! But I'd just like to say that I think your artwork is beautiful and I especially love your backgrounds! That being said though I also think it would be nice to see other things you like too if only because I want to know what kind of kick ass rendered pieces you make for what you love beyond Dream SMP! I was surprised to see your art work for TF2 when I explored your blog and would love to see other fandoms you like too if I'm honest! ilu <3

Oh gosh, this ones been sitting for a bit and I apologize- But first and foremost, thank you very much for all of the kind words, and regardless of being a new follower or an old, I appreciate your support.

Now that I'm set back up again, I may slowly put up some of the pieces from the last two months I've otherwise put off from posting before, but I'm just- One funky little man doing a funky little dance, y'know? I guess a main part is I get oddly shy when I switch it up with something I don't usually show you guys, be it another fandom I'm in or what- but as I talked about previously, the lack of love other things get make it especially difficult. But !! Feelin a bit more energized lately, so a lot of that negativity from before has otherwise dissipated, especially after reading a lot of comments you guys had left me on this topic- So again, thank you.