#ren asks him to “slice the head off yer king” but what martyn ends up doing is closer to hacking his head off
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I feel like everyone forgets that the axe was dull.
Ren held his speech and presented Martyn with the axe, only for it to be dull. When Martyn goes to lop his head off as instructed, it takes him not one, not two, but three swings until it finally works.
Martyn had to swing three times. Three.
#ren asks him to “slice the head off yer king” but what martyn ends up doing is closer to hacking his head off#nothing like the clean cut ren implies in his speech#i am so normal about these two#i dunno i feel like its always portrayed much cleaner than it was#3rd life#3rd life smp#life series#traffic series#trafficblr#dogwarts#renchanting#martyn inthelittlewood#inthelittlewood#rendog#laauranenn
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