#remy x male reader

[xmr-deity]

I Swear, You Won’t Regret It.

Pairing: Remy x Villain!Male!Reader

Words: 1,949

Universe: The Adventure Zone: Commitment (Post cannon)

Part Two of Chris Rembrandt, What the Fuck?

Warning: Smut included in this chapter! And lot’s of it!

Summary: After the mission, Remy sulks home, only to find a certain villain sneak into the apartment.. feelings and shenanigans ensue.

After their last encounter, (Y/N) had made an embarrassingly quick escape from the three heroes.

“Okay, alright, but hear me out-” Remy said, walking quickly to catch up to a speedwalking Nadiya, “I’m just saying.. We’ve got bigger fish to fry-”

“No. Remy. Just.. just shut up. No more talking.” Nadiya stopped walking for a moment to say that before beginning to speed walk even faster.

“But-“

“No! Remy. I.. just. I can’t even form the words. I’ve heard enough from you today, really.” 

The two were quiet for a bit as Remy did his best to catch up.

“..are you mad at me?” 

“I- yes- no- I don’t know. I don’t know how to feel. Just let me.. process.”

So Remy stopped walking, letting her go. God he felt like a total dumbass. Suddenly a large hand clapped down onto his shoulder, making him jump slightly.

“You fought valiantly. Do not feel bad, Remy.” Kardala said before continuing to walk after Nadiya.

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Remy slammed the door to his apartment, sighing heavily as he tossed his bag full of hero junk onto the ground, shuffling in towards the kitchen. He shoved a piece of bread into the toaster, his mind churning. He’d gotten so caught up in that damn villain’s lips.. 

He walked out to his dining room as he waited for his toast, but stopped dead in his tracts. (Y/N).. was halfway through his dining room window. He gave him a smile, waving as he pulled himself the rest of the way through. Remy was stunned.

“What.. the fuck are you doing here?!” 

“Hello to you too.” The villain brushed himself off, put before he knew it the hero had jumped forward, grabbing him by the collar and slamming him against the wall.

“I don’t know what kind of game you’re playing at here, but-” Remy was shocked into silence as (Y/N) put a finger to his lips.

“There’s no game,” he said, and Remy’s brows furrowed.

“..what?” 

“You’re breaking the law too, y’know. You’re hot and cute at the same time which is definitely illegal.” (Y/N) looked down for a moment before looking back up and meeting Remy’s eyes. 

“I like you.” 

(Y/N) moved just a little bit closer, “I, um.. I realized it today when we kissed, y’know.. I thought I was just teasing you but, I think I actually really like you.” 

Remy was speechless for a moment.

“You.. I.. really?” 

“Yeah, I do.” (Y/N) responded, glancing down at Remy’s lips for the briefest of moments.

“I… maybe.. might.. like you too..” Remy responded sheepishly after a moment. (Y/N) smiled, cupping the other male’s jaw in his hand and pulling him close for a kiss. 

Remy felt like he could melt as their lips moved together. He wrapped his arms around (Y/N)’s waist, and (Y/N)’s arms wrapped around his neck. Remy’s hand traveled up the other’s back slowly, eventually tangling into his (h/c) hair. 

The kissing quickly grew more heated, more passionate, Remy’s unresolved frustration melting through. He pushed (Y/N) against the wall again, firmly, a knee pushing between his legs. The two kissed even more passionately, (Y/N)’s hips rocking against the other’s knee, the two battling for dominance, and Remy was able to rather quickly take the lead. 

He pulled back only slightly, trailing his kisses down (Y/N)’s jaw and down his neck. (Y/N)’s hands tangled into Remy’s hair gently, a moan escaping him as Remy sucked softly and pressed his knee against him firmly.

“Oh, fuck, Remy.. R-“ 

(Y/N)’s soft moans were cut off as suddenly the phone in Remy’s pocket started ringing. He fumbled, getting it out- it was Nadiya- so he answered it. 

“H-hey, Nadiya- er..” Remy looked back over at (Y/N) for a second, “yeah, I can talk..” 

A mischievous smile grew on (Y/N)’s lips as Remy began talking with his companion. The villain began sinking to his knees. Remy’s eyes practically bugged out of his head as (Y/N) drug the zipper of his pants down with his teeth, then slid the cloth of his jeans and underwear down, revealing Remy’s erection.

“I-aaahm know. Yeah. Um, I know..” Remy said, doing his best to disguise a moan as (Y/N) licked a stripe up the underside of his member.

(Y/N) smiled, continuing kitten licks up the side of it, listening to the faint murmurs coming from the phone speaker.

“No, you don’t have to apologiiiiaahhnmmh-“ Remy loudly cleared his throat, the villain taking the head into his mouth and sucking.

“You don’t have to apologize. Not necessar- hm- not necessary, dude.” 

“No, yeah, I’m f-f-fine. Yeah.” 

(Y/N) started taking him in deeper, trying to be quiet with his slurping noises as he sucked.

“Um- I- ah- could- could we maybe talk about this another time? No- yeah- I-h-aahm.. I’m kinda ti-tired. Yeah.” 

Remy rested his forearm against the wall to brace himself, looking down at (Y/N) with a blush on his face, watching him start to deepthroat him.

“Oh, you’ve got.. another mission.. briefing.. um, yeah, I’m re-really tired so.. o..kay..” Nadiya started briefing him anyways. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Remy bit the side of his fist, his hips starting to rock, thrusting slowly into (Y/N)’s mouth, the villain gripping his hips gently.

“Godd.. yeah.. that’s cool! I mean!!” Remy tried to stop moving his hips- he was getting too close- but as soon as he stopped (Y/N) started bobbing his head, licking along his member and even gently scraping with his teeth.

“Hng-wow, really? That’s- m-crazy..” Remy was starting to pant, and he had to cover his mouth with his hand.

“Mm..mhm..” he hummed in response, squeezing his eyes shut- (Y/N) looked so fucking hot down there on his knees. He was getting close- really close.

“Ah-I gotta call you back N-Nadiya, I’ve really gotta-aah go. Bye!” He quickly hung up, and immediately started thrusting into (Y/N)’s mouth again, the villain giving a pleased him as he gripped his hair, thrusting even faster.

“Oh, fuck, (Y/N).. that was some.. ah, evil shit.. fuck..” Remy thrusted deeper into his mouth, watching as tears pricked the villain’s eyes and drool came trickling out the sides of his mouth.

“Fuck.. fuck- hah- (Y/N), (Y/N).. mmfuuck..!” Remy thrusted deep and then quickly tried to pull back, the gooey, white fluid landing on his tongue and cheek. (Y/N) looked up, grinning.

“How was that?” 

“So hot..” Remy said, panting. He pulled (Y/N) up by the collar of his shirt, kissing him deeply, tasting himself on his tongue.

He soon pulled away, pulling up his pants and then dragging (Y/N) into his bedroom where he- first, got a tissue and wiped off the villain’s face- and then shoved him down onto the bed, crawling on top of him.

“Now, you’re gonna let me return the favor, right?” Remy said, hands sliding up the other’s shirt. 

“Hell yeah,” (Y/N) responded, feeling butterflies in his stomach. Remy lifted off (Y/N)’s shirt and then his own, then yanked down (Y/N)’s pants and underwear, sliding down between his legs.

(Y/N) was as hard as he had been earlier, and that almost made Remy hard again, just thinking about how much (Y/N) had enjoyed sucking him off. Remy started licking up the other male’s member, suckling on the tip and reveling in (Y/N)’s moans.

Then Remy got an idea.

“Hey, (Y/N).. wanna turn over for me?” He said, pulling back, ignoring the villain’s little whine. (Y/N) nodded, turning over to lay on his stomach. Remy gripped his hips, pulling his lower half up so he was on his knees, his upper half still laying on the bed.

“Fuck.. you’re really hot..” Remy said softly, gripping his ass cheeks and pulling them slowly apart to look at his hole. 

“Mmh- Remy, you- ah~!” (Y/N) started, getting interrupted as the hero dove in, licking around the rim, getting it wet.

“Oh-.. fuck, Remy..” (Y/N) gripped the sheets, the hero pulling back slightly, blowing on his now wet hole, the villain flinching at the sensitivity. 

He leaned back in, his tongue curling more and drawing shapes, before his tongue started dipping in.

“Ah~! Remy.. mmh..” (Y/N) pushed back against his face a little, and Remy lost all control, eating his ass like a starving man.

(Y/N) laid there, suffering in the wonderful pleasure as soon Remy added a finger, pushing it in along with his tongue and searching until he found that spot that made (Y/N) cry out. 

Remy’s finger rubbed it, sitting up straight as he started to carefully add another finger, starting to stretch him about a bit.

“Does it feel good, (Y/N)?” He asked softly, his voice deeper than usual. 

“Y-yeah, yeah it feels- ah, ngh.. good, so good.. more.. please..” he panted, rocking back against his fingers. Remy let out a pleased hum, reaching his other hand around to grip (Y/N)’s member, starting to stroke in time with his fingers thrusts. 

“Oh- god, fuck..” (Y/N) gasped, heat building up in his core.

“Remy- please-ah, fuck, like that.. mmh..” (Y/N)’s legs were trembling, and had the hero not been holding him up he definitely would have fallen onto his face. Remy’s fingers and hand soon began speeding up, and he added another finger, pushing them in deeper, abusing the villain’s prostate.

“Hah- ah- hnn-fuck~! Remy~!” (Y/N) cried out, cumming all over the hero’s hand and his bedsheets. 

Remy let him have a moment, the other male panting heavily. He got up, cleaning off his hand before helping (Y/N) off the bed so he could take the cover off, then let (Y/N) lay back down. Remy grabbed a different blanket- he could wash his quilt later- and laid down with the villain, cuddling up behind him.

They were quiet for a bit before (Y/N) spoke.

“So, like.. does this mean.. we’re together?” He asked, turning to look at Remy.

“I mean.. I’d like it to.. but I don’t know if I’d be allowed to date, y’know, a “villain.”” He responded, “but- hey, I know that.. you used to be part of the Fellowship.. why’d you leave?” 

(Y/N) was quiet for a moment.

“It’s just.. Dick was such.. a dick. He was so greedy, too. He kept all the money to himself when he should’ve been helping the other departments, and even donating to charities and stuff. He was stinking rich but hogged it all. I don’t even know if he payed taxes! It was stupid, so I started stealing to give to the people that he wouldn’t give to..” (Y/N) explained.

“Oh!” Remy sat up, “well, like, we got rid of him! There’s this super cool girl that we saved- Mary- and now she’s in charge and I think she’s way better, so like..” 

Remy looked into (Y/N)’s eyes, “what if you came back?”

(Y/N)’s eyes widened.

“Remy- I don’t know if-“

“Just hear me out though, I bet they’d understand- I could get you in, I’m sure!” He said. (Y/N) was speechless for a moment before he let out a soft laugh.

“Alright, alright.. I’ll give the fellowship another try.. but no promises.” (Y/N) said finally, and Remy’s eyes lit up. He cupped (Y/N)’s cheeks in his hands, pulling him in and kissing him deeply.

“I swear, you won’t regret it.”