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i love that paimon immediately told the chief justice that we lied to get into his office and he's just like "oh no, it's okay." i love him already
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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#house md#acontextual house#james wilson#gregory house#allison cameron#eric foreman#robert chase#remy hadley#thirteen#13#martha m. masters#lisa cuddy#stopping the biopsy to play some tunes~#hardest thing about these is double checking if i already posted particular cap or not#“ive been thinking about this and theres no way i didnt include this already” - i didnt - often
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X-Men Fic (Rogue/Gambit) : Toys
A/N: Yes, this was inspired by that clip that's been going around of Gambit's VA for XM97 playing with action figures. I cannot believe this is what I'm writing for my first real fic for this fandom. Dear lord, forgive me for the shenanigans... also, unbeta'd. I just wanted to get it out into the world and be done with it.
I'll post this tomorrow on Ao3
Rated: T for suggestiveness
Summary: Rogue catches Remy playing with toy action figures of the X-Men. Shenanigans. Set in the 616 comic verse, but some fun meta-y references to XM97
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Toys
Upon arriving home, Rogue comes in through the open kitchen window because why bother with stairs when you can fly? It’s been a long day, a long week, a long life… All she wants to do is curl up on the couch with the cats and a trashy book and hopefully Remy’s home so she can get a back massage. Hell, forget the book, she’ll gamble for the massage first. Save the trashy for later.
She grins, thinking about her husband’s warm hands on her skin.
Remy is, indeed, home; standing at the kitchen island, his back turned towards the window, so engrossed in what he’s doing that he doesn’t hear her come in. And what he’s doing takes her by surprise.
The kitchen counter is covered in half open boxes, plastic containers, cardboard, and little zip ties. There are a good, half-dozen or so action figures all lined up in a semicircle; each one of them a well detailed, classically designed replica of, well… the X-Men. Oh, dear god, what did she walk into?
“I’ll take ya down in one slice, bub,” Remy says, holding the Wolverine figurine in one hand, his voice low as he attempts Logan’s gruff voice. Remy LeBeau is good at a lot of things, Rogue would be first to give you a list, but doing impressions is not one of them. She bites her lip, fascinated to see how this plays out. Remy grabs the Magento figurine as his voice shifts to imitate Erik. “You incels!” Remy screams; loud, exaggerated, and carefully enunciated. “How dare you try to take down me; the questionably dressed, ego too big for my helmet, Master of Magnetism?”
Rogue puts a hand up to her lips, holding back an amused snort. Oh, Remy…
Remy loses the impression as he lunges the Wolverine figurine at the Magneto one. The Magneto one floats away. “You fools! Don’ you remember I control the metal?” Shaking the Wolverine figurine violently, Remy lets out a feral scream and the figure is flung to the side, landing with a clatter in the sink.
Magneto is discarded for a moment as Remy picks up the Scott and Jean figurines. Scott has his hand to his visor while Jean has both her hands on the sides of her head. “Jean! I seem to have made a tactical error,” Remy cries in Scott’s no-nonsense voice. His voice then slides higher as he mimics Jean. “Scott, my telepathy. It out o’ whack! Oh, Scott!... Jean!… SCOTT!.... JEAN!!”
Rogue is dying inside. She holds herself tightly, trying as hard as she can not to burst out laughing.
Scott and Jean are shuffled into one hand as Remy picks up the Magneto figurine again. “Enough of this!” Remy says, back in the Magneto voice. He then lets out another dramatic scream as he tosses the Scott and Jean figurines onto the pile of boxes, scaring Oliver, who had been inspecting one of the twist ties.
He picks up the Storm figurine next, raising her arms to the ceiling. “An’ now you deal with Stormy, who will smite you with her lightning blasts.” He jolts the Storm hands into Magneto, making little sound effect lightning blasts as he does so. “Fool, I am impervious to lightning… How dat possible? Lightning an’ magnetism are not the same thing!... I can control static electricity!... Dat…still don’ make any sense!... Begone, weather witch!”
Rogue has tears in her eyes. She’s biting her lip so hard, it’s beginning to hurt. Thankfully, Remy is so lost in his make believe world that he can’t hear her snickering.
The Storm figurine is placed gently face down on the counter as Remy picks up the Gambit figurine. Rogue’s eyes grow wide, intensely waiting to see how this will play out…
“Ohh, you goin’ down now, mon ami,” Remy’s voice grows low and serious. He starts making explosion sound effects, as if the Gambit figurine is throwing little playing cards at the Magneto one. Remy then throws his head back in a villainous laugh as he goes back to the Magneto voice. “You seriously think a few mild explosions could ever touch me?”
Remy stops, and grins that cocky, beautiful grin of his. “Non, but it enough to keep you distracted.” He starts turning the Magneto figurine around, as if it’s confused. “See, I always gotta ace up my sleeve.”
In a quick second, he drops the Gambit figurine, and grabs the Rogue one. Her arm is out, one leg up, poised to fly. Remy slams the fist of the Rogue figurine into the Magneto one’s head. “Howdy, sugah.”
Rogue tilts her head, amused. Remy’s imitation of her own voice is so comically off, and yet incredibly endearing.
“How ‘bout you leave my family alone!” The Rogue figurine crashes into the Magneto one again. This time, Remy charges the Magneto figurine, causing it to glow purple. He tosses the charged Magneto figurine up, letting it explode in mid-air with a bang. The charred remains drop to the counter with a clang before it bounces into the trash next to the counter.
Remy then picks up the Gambit figurine and brings it in close to the Rogue one. “Anyone ever tell you how beautiful you are when you’re punching people, chere?...Why don’t you shut up and kiss me, Remy…” Remy starts clicking the faces of the two figurines together, making little kiss-y noises and ‘mwa’ sounds as the action figures ‘make out’.
Rogue grins wildly, expecting nothing less. She crosses her arms across her chest, casually walking forward to let her presence be known. “Whatcha doing, sugah?”
Remy gives a startled jump, the figurines dropping out of his hand with a clatter. He’s not the least bit sorry he’s been caught, however, a devilish grin quickly sliding onto his lips. “Jus’ havin’ a bit of fun testing some of these toys that show sent us.” Rogue picks the destroyed Magneto figurine out of the trash. “Some of dem defective,” he says slyly.
“Defective huh?” She drops the figurine unceremoniously back into the trash and comes in close, wrapping her arms around his neck. She knows the show is a sore spot, no matter how much free merch they’ve gotten from it lately. “You still salty about all that?”
He lets out a grumble, but still wraps himself around her, just the way she likes. “Don’ act like you wouldn’t be, too, if they killed you off like dat. Middle of the first season, too. What’d I do to deserve dat?”
“They just knew you were the best one.” She runs her fingers through his hair. “Who else gonna go out in a fiery blaze of heroism like that?”
He smirks, though she can still see a hint of sadness in his eyes. “It was pretty epic, non?”
“The best…” She draws him in for a kiss, sweet and gentle and comforting. “Forget that show, Remy. That ain’t our life. This is.” She kisses him again, a little bit harder, grounding herself in his embrace. He had tortured himself wanting to keep watching that show, but she couldn’t. She wouldn’t. She didn’t want to imagine herself going down a path she would never recover from. “Besides…” she says, trying to keep it light. “I’m sure season two will have me pulling your pretty ass back from the dead one way or the other. And if it doesn’t, you best bet I’ll get those writers fired and write it myself.”
“I ever tell you how sexy you are when pulling me back from the dead?”
“Shut up and kiss me, Remy.” He does and they do. Forget the massage tonight, they’re going straight to the trashy. She’s hungry to feel him everywhere tonight.
They break apart once again, breathing heavily as Rogue leans her forehead against his. “Hey, Remy?”
“Oui?”
“Why don’t we leave this mess for later and go play with some of the toys we’ve already got.”
He laughs into another kiss. “You always have de best ideas, chere…”
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Later…
In the stillness of the night, long after Remy’s fallen asleep, Rogue gets up for a glass of water.
The kitchen is how they left it hours ago, a mess of trash and action figures scattered around the room. The cats had gotten into some of it. Poor Scott had fallen to the ground. She picks him up, placing him next to Jean, giving him a little pat as she does so.
She wants to ignore the others. Wants to ignore the strange sensation it is to have your likeness in toy form. Still, she’s drawn to the little action figure her. She picks it up, inspecting it. It’s her old green and yellow uniform, one she hasn’t worn in years. She doesn’t even know where it is, probably having been trashed in some long ago fight. Unsurprisingly, the boobs are a little too big, the waist a little too small, and the hair a bit ridiculous. But it’s oddly still her. A little version her.
She looks down to the Gambit figurine and smiles. The trench coat, the staff, the ridiculously abbed pink breast plate. The cocky little grin. They got his likeness perfectly. And yet it doesn’t even hold a candle to the real thing.
“Love ya, Remy,” she says softly, as she takes the Rogue figurine and gives the Gambit figurine a kiss with it. She laughs at her own silliness, but still takes a moment to place the figurines together, resting against each other, as they should be.
She grabs her water and turns off the light and heads back to the bedroom, where she’ll soon curl up against her husband and fall asleep.
#xmen#x men 97#(sorta)#rogue#gambit#romy#anna marie lebeau#remy lebeau#roguegambit#romy fic#xmen fic#idk what else to tag it#s.o. writes things#good lord it's late#maybe that's a good thing#i'll just put this out in the world and maybe one of you will find it humorous#please let me keep playing with the toys - i'm still learning
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If there's one thing about me, it's that if you put fishing in a video game, I'm gonna go absolutely bonkers with delight over it.
#fishing in sdv is one of my favorite things and i know that's weird of me given how many people mod that immediately when they play#but it was such a pleasing challenge the first time i played sdv that it instantly became a part of my personality#getting too pleased over fishing in fe:e even though it's just one more chore to do in the somniel#my ramblings#remy plays games
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character designs for podcast musical (musical podcast?) @perfecttimeseleven // notes on the designs below the cut
hello there! usually i put commentary in the tags but i had too much to write this time.. thank you for clicking. have this uncoloured version as tribute. for ease of presentation i have once again made pptx slides :)
links for context: hcs and edits by CC @litanyofthemartyrs // scheherazade, [cc's px11 fic, incredible] // visual research sheets (under the cut) by me // the official art by @elliotly, which you can probably find on his tumblr(but is in too many posts for me to bother linking). enjoy!
#art for the art blog. for an incredibly small fandom... tbh this is 50% brainrot and 50% just a gift for litanyofthemartyrs#thank you for our friendship + the hype as i sent you wips to disturb your revision + hope u like this 😭😭😭#now i'm done i can rest in peace (do math without stopping to draw. brainrot is powerful i did this entire thing in less than 48h)#alternatively what i have also been doing is opening up the image of them all in a row and looking at the character talking#while the podcast plays in the background. since this is essentially the visual version of the voices for me it's immensely satisfying#for the rest of you all who followed me for <insert fandom>? disclaimer that while i enjoyed px11 immensely it hiatused in 2021#but the script for the whole thing is up online if you wanna check it out; the podcast is unfinished#also for the adamandi folks. i guess this also counts as a very niche corner of the melliotverse <shrugs> mkay! bye!#the remy renaissance#<- stealing that as the px11 tag for this blog
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Lilith: you know i’ve always cared about yo-
Remi: no
Lilith: please just stop killing people
Remi: also no
#for legal reasons this is a joke#or is it#jk this is definitely how you can expect things to play out#basgiath (remi's version)
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Hi the punching bag mv :insane:
IKR it is FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH
LIKE WHY ARE THEY LIKE THAT. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO THAT. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT GO SO HARD
(i am very normal about it if you couldn't tell)
#I am definitely very sane and well adjusted about remi getting punched while looking like the cuntiest mf. i am about as normal about it as#the average person in fact. i have no special feelings about any of their music videos ESPECIALLY those where he acts like a little freak o#gets punched in the face. on the topic of things i am normal about- em smoking while playing the drums does absolutely nothing to me.#i am not attracted to any of them and never have been.#asks#palaye royal
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Raul Fernández x Red Desert by 5sos
#motogp#raul fernandez#adrian fernandez#he was willing to give up EVERYTHING for Adrian and Ktm kept pretending he was the problem while it should have been him#sorry Remy but it should have been Raul. we all know there was reasons for how certain things played out#and Raul should have been allowed to be much more of an asshole about it#web weaving#I'm sorry this is horrible but I had to post it and this song is so him
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she got so excited about books she broke character, fischl i love you
#remi plays a thing!#video games#genshin impact#gi: fischl#imaginarium theater#if klee's my daughter fischl's my baby sister and i love her for it#(she does actually remind me of my sister sometimes too which is the funny part kasfk)
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I may hauve covid :(
#getting sick is so triggering too#i have symptoms that mean i need to avoid social things? u mean i Ruined Everything Forever and it's All My Fault?#scout talks#plus remy is driving me nuts bc he can't go play in the garage anymore bc he figured out how to open the door
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still having art thoughts but not actively making art so i will ramble into the void some more. i really like the way i’ve begun to think about my art in the past few months. i feel like i used to be solely focused on “getting better” at art which is. not a bad thing but now i feel like i’m using art as a way to explore ideas more and it’s just really fun and works with how my brain works and i want to do this for the rest of my life. also along with that like making art with meaning behind it point i’ve actually started titling my pieces which used to be a struggle and still is sometimes but i think i’m getting the hang of it. i’ve already named a piece i’ve barely started. anywho. i love art sm
#remy rambles#i’m calling my hand/star tapestry piece stigmata / spark of creation. both of those titles? i think? cause like.#its not obvious that it’s meant to be inspired by the idea of stigmata so titling it that makes that clear and then spark of creation as#like a play off of like spark of creativity but using creation instead to tie back to the idea of divinity/holiness with the stigmata#so like. its a little sacrilegious but. i am a sucker for religious imagery and i can be a little blasphemous as a treat.#though with like. my use of religious symbolism in my art..it’s not like purely being edgy about christianity it’s more like repurposing#some ideas and visuals originating from it and tying it back to my own personal view of the world and what i could maybe call my religion?#although i don’t like defining my beliefs it makes me anxious. i do think so many things could be seen as divine such as making art#and the art i make related to those ideas comes from a very genuine place and i think a positive one much of the time#idk if any of that made sense. can you guys tell i had a weird relationship with the idea of god growing up. and now#remy rambles about art
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BAM, TD Extra Stage clear!!!! (and with commentary included in the CC, check it out!!)
This is the first Extra stage where I went out of my way to Practice. And I almost never practice a specific stage or spellcards. I just felt like I was SO close…… but, as with the rest of TD, this Extra stage is extremely punishing in terms of both resources and Power.
Honestly this boss isn't that hard, just kind of tricky in places……. fitting for a Tanuki, I guess lol. But man, there are a couple ball-busters in there. Wild Deserted Island is BRUTAL. And her survival spell is no joke either. Thank god Nue is very forgiving and so is the stage itself, plus Mamizou has some of the easiest nonspells I've seen from an Extra boss, only maybe matched by Flan, Ran, and Nue. (tbf though, I haven't even seen every Extra boss yet)
Anyways, I'm happy I finally got a clear!!! Not sure which one will be next. UFO? MS? PCB Phantasm? Or maybe I won't touch Extras for a while and focus on Hard and Lunatic. We'll see!
#remi plays touhou#ten desires#that whole 'no practicing' thing is slowly coming to an end though now that im getting into the higher difficulties#ANYWAYS check out my run and commentary!! there were some ridiculous close calls in there lol ;;;;#also fuck TD for being so ridiculously stingy with both Power and lives like wtf WHY#at LEAST give one free life on the Exra stage come ON#Youtube
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Much as it pains me to do, I must ask once more for a little bit of help to pay for Peach's medical care for this month.
Peach is my wonderful, beautiful, perfect, sassy, cuddly, loving cat. She's 12 years old, and a few months ago we found out that she is diabetic. I love her so, so much and I will do anything I can to keep her healthy and give her a wonderful life as she enters her senior years, but unfortunately the costs of caring for a diabetic cat are more than I can afford right now.
Thanks to the AI boom, the transcription industry is drying up because if there's one thing these things are good at, it's transcribing audio files. Work has been increasingly difficult to come by—I have yet to receive any for this week—and while I've been fortunate enough to have a handful of job interviews recently, I might not hear back about if I got a position until the end of September. And wouldn't you know it, but my credit card is just a hair away from maxing out.
Here's the current damage, which includes Peach's prescription food ($67), syringes ($19), and a fresh bottle of insulin ($133). Cats can have their diabetes go into remission, and if that happened then we would only need to maintain her diet, but in order to make that a possibility, I need to be meticulous about her care.
I've set up a Kofi goal here ($230 in order to cover PayPal fees) so you can see how much I still need for her cost of care. I know that this is a miserable time to ask for donations and that we are so fatigued on giving already, but I legitimately have no choice. Until I can find work somewhere, I desperately need help.
Reblogs are appreciated. And here's a video of her playing with a shoelace as thanks for taking the time to read this post!!
#fyi this is going to be queued up several times over the next few days and at varied times of day#so feel free to block the next tag if you would like to avoid seeing them#remy's donations#every time i have to make a post asking for donations i take psychic damage because of my level of pride but i'm working on it#i'm so grateful for all of the help you all have given me when i haven't been able to give anything back but fanfiction#i feel like i'm so so so close to getting a job and finally having things covered again but i'm still playing the damn waiting game#long post#fundraiser#mutual aid
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so i was so freaking confused when i logged on, but apparently u can play these lil frogs like piano keys and my mind was just instantly like lOUIS WOULD LOVE THIS
#i see things irl and i'm like lou would do this/love this#i swear he lives in my damn head#like remi in the chef's hat in ratatouille#*plays oh my darling w frog chorus*#and of course he would piss everyone off w this esp vi and aasim when he's trying to write#w all these frog noises and songs coming from his laptop 24/7 lmaoo#sksksksks#[ ooc. ]#[ tbd. ]
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may be joining a vtm chronicle soon so expect me to shit out another oc at light speed because i definitely don't have enough of those already
#* misc : out of character.#when the mental illness finally allows u to speak on voice to sb u have never met before#thank u kind brain curse for letting me do the thing#man it's rly weird being a ttrpg enjoyer and#trying to find new games to play#i have a handful of people i just usually play with#and i forgot how Scary finding smth new is#the ST is also british tho so we vibed over that#i hope i am cool and pogchamp enough#prayer hands only time will tell#but now i have 50 fucking character concepts living rent free in mi brain#screaming crying#remi stop making ocs challenge (failed miserably)
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