#remember how i said ripper nowen child?

[canonically47]

MACARTHUR AND RIPPER BOTH COUNT STEAMBOATS. I REPEAT MACARTHUR AND RIPPER BOTH COUNT STEAMBOATS!!!!!!!

[salmonoah]

Oh my god, okay, im watching the new season of total drama and. Wow.

Spoilers below, here are my thoughts on the first episode! They were literally written as i was watching the episode

-i didnt think i would hate Chris’ voice as much as i do, but wow, it uh. It isnt good

-WHO CHANGED THE INTRO SONG??????? I JUST WANT TO TALK.

-the animation has noticably improved, which isnt very surprising given how much time has passed since the last season

-chris and chef just gave eachother the gayest look on planet earth.. ok guys…

-they brought back the classic 1 by 1 intro scenes like they did on the original TDI, which is actually pretty awesome

-theyre really trying to sell the whole “gen z” thing

-ok, axel. Love her voice, and i actually kind of love her whole survivalist thing, even if its a bit of a rip off of whats his name (forgive me for not remembering his name rn,,,)

-i love zees voice. He is so high right now

-i also love rippers voice. This episode so far still has not taken the nowen child idea out of my head (or at least Owens sibling, maybe??)

-love damien. No other notes

-“lauren”. Ok. Slay i guess. “You should stop looking at me :)” i love her actually

-BOWIE…… DUDE I LOVE HIM, THESE CHARACTERS ARE ACTUALLY GREAT. Those heart glasses are sooo real

-emma is ready to kill

-oooouu ok mk. Ready to commit crime

-caleb is just another pretty boy but i guess we have to have an obligatory one every generation

-WAYNE AND RAJ WAYNE AND RAJ I LOVE THEM. God they’re so Canadian

-why have i met 17 people like Julia

-“can i switch to the team that has death in the name :)”

-“do you scream in your sleep? :)”

-alpha male ripper

-OHHH MY GOD YES EMMA BOWIE FRIENDSHIP

-heheehg. He said “boobie”

-damn these challenges are complicated as hell 😭

-“i dont speak nerd 😡”

-LMAOOO BOWIES HEART GLASSES SHATTERING 😭😭😭

-“straight couples are messed. Up. 😧”

-the pacing is strangely rushed, even for total drama. Is it just me??

-DAMNNN Caleb eliminated first episode?? I wasn’t expecting that actually

-OH MY GOD BOWIE. GIRLBOSS