#remember gale getting all hype over it cause he wanted to beat the devil at his own game?
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it absolutely kills me when fandom depicts bloodweave with Gale as the anxious rule abiding one that gets flustered over any crime worse than jaywalking, while Astarion is all crime and malice and not having fun unless he's breaking rules
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have you guys heard of facades?
one of them spent his childhood obsessively hunting for ever more new and exciting ways to defy the laws of nature and his parents, became part of an exclusive circle of people who notoriously hold themselves above the rules for the sake of fucking around and finding out. proceeded to find that environment too stifling, decided to ignore their rules too, and fucked around so hard he ended up doomed for defying his own chosen god. and still didn't learn.
The other one was studying hard to make a prestigious career of upholding the law, and only turned to crime after centuries of desperation and no alternative. he's not even good at mugging.
if those two were trying to do something illegal and dangerous, Astarion would talk a big game until they actually got down to business, then watch in horror as Gale runs headlong into some life threatening bullshit with all the energy of a kid at disneyland
#remember them encountering the devil?#remember astarion having a sincere panic after?#remember gale getting all hype over it cause he wanted to beat the devil at his own game?#wizards aren't shy nerds. wizards are the embodiment of hubris with no ethics or safety precautions#that's kind of their Thing#bloodweave#bg3#gale and astarion
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