#relatable!!!

[mika-0730]

[taylor-all-intents-and-purposes]

"i'm the best thing at this party"

"i wouldn't marry me either"

the mental whiplash she's describing in this song, woof

[how-to-be-a-tree]

A Shoulder to cry on (2023); Ep.02

[batandman]

same, buddy

[toastbutteregg]

[anxietyproblem]

[iced-coffee-chronicles]

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

[chiisana-lion]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[mika-0730]

Omfg i really am a fail wife who wants to spoil me and let me cook things for them (at my own pace)

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

[mika-0730]

Solid entry i found in my old sketchbook

[cannibalchicken]

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[jellyjamheadobb]

[sca-nerd]

My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:

1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.

2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.

3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.

4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.

5. Stay safe.