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Blood Sugar
England Lionesses x Teen!Reader
Summary: You have a hypo during a match
Your sugar levels were fine at the start of the match.
You'd checked them before you went out. They were fine and it's not like your diabetes were a new thing. You knew how to control them.
"Looking good?" Alessia asks as you press your monitor against the patch attached to your arm.
It takes a few seconds for it to flash up but you nod.
"Good."
She grins, throwing an arm around your shoulders. "Excellent. Can't have one of our midfielders out of it. Who else will feed me balls?"
You roll your eyes. "Don't act like I'm the only one doing my job."
Lessi pinches your cheek. "But you're my favourite! Look at you! All cute and tiny!"
"Leave me alone!"
You try to shove her away but she just holds onto you firmer.
You'd known Alessia for years. You used to live next door to each other before she went to college in America and she'd been obsessed with you ever since you got placed into her arms as a baby.
She'd been overjoyed to see you on the team sheet for the Euro's and then now for the Finalissima. It helped, of course, that you and Alessia had racked up the most assist to goal pairings on the entire team.
"Leave her alone, Less," Leah says with an eye roll," We need her in tip-top shape, not looking like a tomato."
Alessia huffs as you put away your glucose monitor and dart around her, taking refuge with Keira and Lucy. You stick your tongue out at her as you pass.
You feel good during the first half, feeding the ball to Tooney, who scores. You feel good during halftime too, though you forget to check your glucose monitor.
You'd had it in your hand ready and waiting but Mary had caught you in conversation for the entirety of the break and it had completely slipped your mind.
Things took a turn for the worst about halfway through the second half. Your arms suddenly felt too heavy for your body and your mouth had gotten very dry, very quickly.
You sway on your feet and just manage to get the ball out from under your feet and to Keira to run up to Brazil's half. You stumble a little bit.
You're sweating now too, badly. You're sweating too much even for someone who has been on the pitch for nearly ninety minutes. You can feel your legs shaking too and you have to back up to keep your footing.
"Hey, what's going on? Is something wrong?"
The thick scouse accent from behind you means you've bumped into Alex and you practically go limp against her. She notices that too and immediately makes sure you stay upright.
Your head flops back like your neck can no longer support it. It's probably for the best because your vision has gone blurry and your head is swimming.
It takes all your concentration to move your lips in some semblance of words even though it comes out all garbled and slurred.
"'m goin' to pass out soon," You manage to say," Low sugar, I thin'." You draw in a ragged breath. "Meds have got...got..."
"Hey!" Alex shakes you. "The medics have got a...?"
"Gotta gluca...a gluca-"
You don't get to finish your sentence because you got fully limp now. Alex lays you on the ground, gesturing wildly to the medics and to the ref and to everyone who will see.
Leah's the first person to come skidding in, her hand immediately going to your pulse.
"What happened?!"
"I dont know!" Alex replies," She suddenly went all funny. She's sweating buckets! Er..." She shakes her head as she tries to clear her thoughts. "She said something about the medics having a...a gluca-something? I don't know. She passed out before she could finish."
"A glucagon injection," Alessia says as she comes running in as well," Fuck, her sugar levels must have tanked."
"She's right," The first medic says, shoving a glucose monitor onto your sensor," These are low. It's a wonder she didn't pass out earlier."
No one's really listening to him, least of all Alessia, who's rummaging through the first aid kit in search of something. Another medic is waving for a stretcher and a third one is pulling up the bottom of your shorts and cleaning off the top of your thigh with a cotton swab doused in alcohol.
"And she didn't hit her head?" The fourth medic is asking Alex, who shakes her head.
"No. She stumbled a bit but I caught her. She didn't hit anything. Just passed straight out in my arms."
Leah doesn't really know what else to do but stare. The whole team has joined them, forming a huddle around your unconscious body to block the cameras from seeing.
It's a pretty severe thing happening because the officials have even let Sarina on the pitch and she has joined the huddle with the rest of the staff to keep your privacy.
When Leah manages to tear her gaze from you, it lands on Alessia. She's at your other side, ripping open a small plastic box in a hurry. She uncaps a small glass bottle of powder and stabs a syringe into it, pushing all of the liquid into it.
She shakes the bottle a few times before turning it upside down and drawing it all back into the syringe.
"You need to roll her over once it's in," She says and Leah and a few of the medics immediately grab parts of you to pull on.
"Alessia," The first medic says," Do you need me to do this?"
"I've done it before!" Alessia snaps," As soon as I take the needle out, roll her in case she throws up. Okay? One. Two. Three!"
The needle finds a home in the top of your thigh, the area that had been disinfected. Alessia jabs the needle in and pushes down. As soon as she takes it out, Leah tugs on your shoulder to get you on your side.
"I need to come off," Alessia says to Sarina as you're carefully loaded onto a stretcher," I have to be with her. She'll be disorientated when she wakes up."
"Go," Sarina says," Be with her."
The match ends in a penalty shootout but everyone seems to be in the same mind because the medal ceremony is delayed until after you've been checked.
You're looking a lot better when Leah and the others burst into the physio's room. You're sitting upright with Alessia by your side, forcing a sugary drink down your throat.
It's clear that this has been going on for a while because there's another empty can of your favourite nearby and a packet of haribos in your hand.
"You scared us," Leah says.
"Did we win?"
"No talking!" Alessia snaps," Drink! All of it!"
You flash an amused smile at Leah but do as you're told.
"We won," Mary confirms," Penalty shootout but we did it. Could have done without the scare though."
"Sorry," You say with a wince," If it helps, I didn't plan it."
"Thank god for that," Alex mutters," Because that wasn't fun, kid. I thought you were dying."
"Just a bad hypo," You say and Lessi swats you.
"Stop making fun of dangerous situations," She scolds," I don't like having to give you injections so often."
You roll your eyes. "You've done it twice in my entire life!"
"Three times now! You're going to give me a heart attack one day."
"Well, can you have that heart attack later? We've got medals to collect."
#woso x reader#engwnt x reader#engwnt#england lionesses x reader#england lionesses#woso community#woso fanfics#woso imagine#woso
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Inside the Dirty Donkey
**Warning! This meta contains spoilers and speculation for S3. Do NOT tag Neil!**
Time to get comfy, folks. Get your drink of choice, be it a cupperty, coffee, or nip of sherry, and find a seat. You’ll definitely want to be sitting down for this one. We’re going to the pub!
The name is apparently a favorite of NG’s, used in his short story “We Can Get Them For You Wholesale.” And it also appears in the Sandman AU.
In the short story above the protagonist is a jilted lover who tries to organize an assassin for his fiancé who is having an affair with another man at their shared workplace. He meets the ‘salesman’ of the firm he contacts at a pub called the Dirty Donkey, and it escalates from there. The story is freely available online, so you can search it up if you really want to read it, it won’t take long. It mentions a pale horse, which is usually what Death rides in on, and is appropriate in the context of that story.
The question we need to ask is how does the name The Dirty Donkey apply to the Good Omens AU? Are there any context to the name at all?
There are several meanings for a dirty donkey:
Its a slang or joke name for a black horse (not particularly a dark horse, that has a different meaning altogether)
A cocktail
A sex position (I’ll let you look that one up yourself…)
Probably the first thing we need to talk about, though is an actual donkey itself, in relation to Jesus, as S2 is full of Jesus references and hints to the Second Coming in S3. Yep, it was all there in front of us, but we were too focused on other things. If you remember your Bible teachings, Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey, because he came in peace. In ancient times leaders rode horses if they went to war, or if they came in conquest. But arriving by donkey meant you came with peaceful intentions.
But Jesus didn't turn up in S2, you say. And certainly not on any hairy beast. Ah, but he did - metaphorically. Gabriel as Jim turned up - he came up the street, by (the Dirty) Donkey, walking through spilled blood tomatoes, then mentioned his arms were no longer sore (because he had been taken off the cross.) MrPeriod talks more about how Jim represents Jesus here, and it might be worth revisiting it at length another time, as there is quite a bit to unpack there.
There are also the two big golden lions perched on either end of the bar inside the pub, that look rather ominous. The lions are strongly connected to Jesus and his resurrection, representing his return. (I'm still planning to have a better look for more lions in both S1 and S2, but that is still a WIP at the moment.)
There is also the scene in 1941 where the Nazi zombies stagger into the Dirty Donkey and spy on Aziraphale and Crowley through the windows through to the book shop, but all they manage to get is “Banana, fish, gorilla, shoe lace with a dash of nutmeg.” It sounds a bit like a cocktail reference – well, the nutmeg is definitely a GO ref to a certain cocktail – but the cocktail called a Dirty Donkey has cinnamon in it, in the form of cinnamon schnapps, not nutmeg – plus chocolate liqueur and rum. So maybe not.
But perhaps the most important thing we have to examine is the conversation about Jane Austin that Aziraphale and Crowley have in the pub, in S2E2. Because its got so many levels you just about need a break for extra oxygen half way down. Ha! And you thought it was a couple of funny throw-away lines about how Aziraphale saw human romance...
OK, this is the section of dialogue we are going to look at:
AZIRAPHALE: If you're going to invoke fiction, you might as well do it properly. CROWLEY: Properly? AZIRAPHALE: You remember Jane Austen? CROWLEY: Yeah. I'm not gonna forget her in a hurry, am I? The brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell Diamond Robbery. Brandy smuggler. Master spy. What a piece of work. AZIRAPHALE: She wrote books. Novels. CROWLEY: Jane? Austen? AZIRAPHALE: Yes! CROWLEY: Whoa, bit of a dark horse. Novels, eh? AZIRAPHALE: Yes. They were very good. CROWLEY: Well. No, I'm just surprised, that's all. You think you know someone. AZIRAPHALE: She had balls. CROWLEY: Well.... AZIRAPHALE: Cotillion balls. People would gather and do some formal dancing and then realize they had misunderstood each other and were actually deeply in love.
Ready to dive into the levels on the Jane Austen conversation? Let's go...
Level 1: It’s a conversation about the novelist Jane Austen, and it sounds like they both met her, but they remember her in different ways – and Crowley’s memory is rather surprising!
Level 2: There is a mention of a robbery. This makes the parallel with the 1967 scene in S1E3 Hard Times, where Crowley has a secret meeting in the Dirty Donkey to plan a robbery to steal holy water from a church. The robbery in the above conversation involves diamonds (are you taking note/s? This is important!) from Clerkenwell, a district of London of some notoriety. It was famous for it watchmakers and jewelers, but it was also the home of Oliver Cromwell, who has a link to the 1650 date mentioned in S2E1 and the Eccles cakes, to Charles Dickens (author of A Tale of Two Cities, a book of note for GO) Oh, and both times Crowley is wearing a "Tactical Turtleneck", which others have noted he wears when he is doing his own master spy work, such planning or discussing robberies, or sneaking into Heaven to rob them of information!
Level 3: There is Aziraphale’s idea about how a romance should be conducted, by hosting a cotillion ball with formal dancing, because he's read all those romantic novels by Austen. And we get to see that played out in S2E5 in the eldritch ball. Crowley's idea of a romance was to get caught in the rain and kiss, then - vavoom!
Level 4: Why mention this apparently fictional side to an author of fictional romance? Well, on one hand, it’s an interesting but dark set-up for a joke later at the beginning of S2E6. I ended up discussing it at length here, but the short of it is that it is our usual human custom not to speak ill of the dead, and this is a form of extreme black-and-white thinking. Here, Aziraphale speaks of the good/white side of Jane Austen, that is well known, but Crowley speaks of the black/supposedly forgotten or unspoken bad side of Austen.
Level 5: Here’s the S3 information. Have you been paying attention? Did you take note? The parallels were the robberies between a church, and diamonds? That she was a brandy smuggler? Do you know where they smuggled brandy from? And do you know where Austen actually lived? On the South Downs, overlooking the Channel to France…
Whew. I think I need a drink after that. Cheers!
[Edit: I've recently finished a meta on the Bentley and how that relates to black horses, and it's occurred to me why the ethereal lift, or "hellevator," is in the entrance to the Dirty Donkey. Black horses are symbolic spirit guides between the worlds of the living and the dead, so this makes the perfect place to put the lift!]
#good omens#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#good omens meta#good omens analysis#the dirty donkey#the pub#hard times#holy water heist#1967 crowley#jim as jesus#jane austen#cottage on the south downs#master spy#a sherry for me#tactical turtleneck#vavoom
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Heres all my ocs in the meanwhile (under cut)
Regretevator oc:
He speaks 3 different languages because i couldn't decide which language i wanted him to speak :3
Info / what I wrote incase my handwriting really is that bad:
Name: Pixel
Pronouns: They/Him
He is exactly how I drew (but white) him but pixelated.
The teary eye is a Ghosty ref >:D
Other than his eyes & outline, you can see through him.
He has 3 versions.
Version 1= 80%
Round hands/legs, no mouth & 1 teary eye
Version 2= 11%
Round hands/legs, no mouth & 2 crying eyes.
Version 3= 9%
2 normal eyes, a mouth and 4 claws on each hands.
-He is hostile if you spray him with water for 30 seconds straight.
He enters the elevator on:
Unstable Void
-Can damage player but only if player touches any one of the glowing bright (any colour of the rainbow) zones
Npcs:
-Buffering (Pixel T posing with hands & no face. He floats around and can not enter the elevator.)
-Pixel usually spawns abit behind the elevator. Look for him & he will follow you once he spots you. He appears in the elevator even if you don't go back to the elevator.
Lines:
Sprayed with water:
-Do you do this to everyone?
-Is this REALLY nessesary?
-Stop that!!
Sprayed with petals:
-I appreciate it!
-sneeze.
-I'm sure it must smell good! (I hope it does....)
Gifted an item:
-I'm honoured.
-Does this mean we're friends?
-Gracias.
Gifted infinite ice cream:
-You got this for me?
-You didn't have to.
Gifted Wet cement:
-I...
-Sorry, what do I do with this?
-Where did you get this?
Flashed with a Flash Beacon:
-啊... 搞死你...
-Ooh.. My head...
-MYY EYE!!!!
-你为什么要这么做??!!!
Hit with a Tomato:
-Wow uh... I definetly felt that...
-are you booing me?!
-What is your problem?!
Hit with a snowball:
-Where were you going with that?
-别这样!你... 怪物!
-What did I do??
Hit with a C4:
-Aquello, sin duda, fue un susto.
-Whose party is this?
-Figured this elevator could use some colour.
-Can I clean this up?
Hit with Tiny Foamer:
-Ya gotta aim better than that.
-That definetly hit me.
-Ow, not the eye!
-Si, tan solo tuviera deods...
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Murder Drones Oc:
Worker Drone ver:
Name: C4
Neon green eyes
The glowing triangular parts on the hand/chest glows through her clothes.
Disassembly Drone ver:
Name: Serial Designation Z
I cant draw female disassembly drone legs mb yall.
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Dandy's World oc:
Name : Candi
Object: Gumball Machine
Gigi's sister!! :D
Cost:
-1500 ichor
-50% research on Twisted Gigi
-Pick up 55 gumballs
Appearance:
She has a round head that contains rainbow gumballs. The lid on top of her head is silver. She wears a white sweater, on her torso is also a silver plate and a coin mesh. Her hands, shorts and boots are red. Her legs also contain gumballs. Her arms and torso also contain gumballs, but you can't see it unless she takes her sweater off.
Personality:
She is hyperactive & very optimistic no matter what.
Stats:
Movement speed:
⭐⭐⭐⭐
Stamina:
⭐⭐⭐⭐
Extraction speed:
⭐⭐⭐
Skillcheck:
⭐⭐⭐
Stealth:
⭐ (The gumballs in her rattle & make noise!)
Active: Sugar Blast
Shoots gumballs at twisted in sight & stuns them for 10 seconds.
Text bubble:
Red with white stripes.
Lines:
Extracting:
-This is fun!
-Heh, i'm doing more than Terra!
-Was that the last one?
Ability:
-Looks like someone has a sweet tooth!
-Back off!
-Stay away from me!
Descending to the next floor:
-I think I dropped a few gumballs..
-My coin is dirty!!
-Woo! Down we go!!
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The Amazing Digital Circus Oc:
Name: Catalina
(Nicknamed as Lina)
Her personality is sort of between Ragatha and Jax, it often leans to one side depending on the situation.
Appearance:
She is a bright pink cat with a yellow star on her ear and light pink fur on the other. Her sclera is yellow and her (black) pupils are diamond shaped. She has (white) pieces of cloth on her arms and legs as clothing. She wears a simple yellow suit that covers her torso. Her torso has a red heart that is split in two and a red ribbon that connects to (?) . Due to said ribbon, she is usually off the ground because the ribbon is holding her up. The ribbon usually grows longer or shorter depending on where she is. The fur (hot pink) on the end of her tail is spiky.
Oh and ofcourse she has fangs and paws.
#dandys world#dandys world oc#regretevator#regretevator oc#murder drones#murder drones oc#worker drone#worker drone oc#disassembly drone oc#disassembly drone#the amazing digital circus#The amazing digital circus oc#tadc#tadc oc#my ocs#original characters#zeart
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solarpunk farmer checklist
buy land without a well for super cheap because no baby boomers can fathom what i'm about to tell you next
next you need solar panels, wind turbines and an economical energy storage system, and an amospheric dehumidifier and filter system to draw from humidity and render it potable for you and your farm. [ref]
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finally if you bought desert land, it's time to get your Stanley Yelnats hat on and dig some massive holes because ag plants can live well outside their 'growing zone' in the desert that way as seen above
...one interesting unique idea I've also seen explored, that could be good in some aspects, is using bamboo as a living trellis that any vining productive other plants can grow up and into like jasmine, tomatoes, strawberries, grapes (?), etc. The bamboo grows out fast and big, and the vining plants do well to keep up and utilize the strength of bamboo as a skeletal scaffolding, maybe using a fruit picker's extended basket for grabbing the stuff but you might have to line it with a finer mesh to avoid dropping smaller berries or tomatos, but here's a low-effort way to get an extremely productive yield out of just sun and water
Of course on upwards from there you can build real scaffolding and real ag architecture as seen in video etc but that's a lot more labor and material intensive than watchin some bamboo get super tall and watching your tomatoes climb all over it and flourish like crazy
additionally there's all this going on with the tree grafting, looks mad fun imho
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#first name super#middle name farmer#last name also farmer#heheh#that's me#water the plants in the mornings is my motto#i will watch the sun rise with my coffee as I'm watering everything and soaking it#letting things dry out in the day is also nice because it fights mold#i see people watering in the evening *cringe*#lol it's truth#mold risk is the flip side of dehydration of course#farm architecture ideas#fruit tree grafting
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So we have two small bushes of really small (like smaller than pebbles small) tomatoes that get ignored because they're on the side of our house. I would sometimes pick the ripe ones whenever I wanna add extra tomatoes on whatever it was I was reheating for breakfast but it's still dark out so I was crouching while using my phone's flashlight to see which one was ripe 'cause that side of the house doesn't have light and pa almost gave me a heart attack flashing an actual bigass flashlight behind me and telling me to
"Stop pretending to be a witch and just use the tomatoes in the ref"
And I'm like... How is this witchy attitude?
Is it because I am foraging for ingredients??? In the dark???
For tomatoes??
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I totally forgot to upload these! It’s been sooooo long since I doodled anything Dragon Age related sooo whelp. The Cullen one is nice, the Solas one .... is a bit meh - but I tried h a
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#cullen#solas#fen'harel#myart#ref used because I'm a tomato#I got such an awesome reference picture from dear#penthesilea1623#so I doodled Cullen from my libarian!au#because Cullen and glasses is still something I enjoy#a lot#♥♥♥#you dont really know that THAT is fenharel#so I dunno#Sorry at all Solas fans haha
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Dude, your OC Nero is so cool! Can you tell us more about him?
aw thanks!! i'm glad you like him!
he was an oc for an rp community (near-future setting with superpowers+dungeons and the characters were all gathered to do an apocalyptic dungeon crawl where if they fail to clear this particular set the whole world goes boom) and his superpower was to basically turn into a giant, 10' tall wolf (he was a tank role)
he's got a lot of social anxiety and a complex about being Monstrous, he lost control once when he was 16 and accidentally killed people while fighting some escaped dungeon creatures. he did get disowned for that and was homeless for a long time but with help now has his GED and a very tiny studio apartment. for now he has a day job (night stocker at the local supermarket) and a side job ("hunter", which is the term for people who clear dungeons). after the community plot ended and everyone got Extremely Famous he cut his hair and grew a beard and disappeared into northern minnesota to do logging work for a year because he could Not handle the media presence
his favourite food is grilled cheese and tomato soup/tamales, and lives mostly off of kraft dinners. he can't eat meat/mushrooms/similarly textured foods because he does remember what it's like to tear someone apart with your teeth.
his clothes are pretty exclusively hoodies and sweatpants + some band tees. his secret background story for the comm was that he was a hugeass nerd and enjoys both anime and ttrpgs...his formative anime is probably nge and i did throw in some taz refs while playing haha
what else...his music tastes are half metal, half anime+jpop
everyone got a Small Creature at the beginning of the community plotline so his is a very small manta ray named pancake! she is his Baby. he got her a hat shaped like a pat of butter.
wow it's been like 84 years since i last talked about an oc anywhere so this was like....kind of like getting back onto a bicycle except i also haven't ridden a bicycle in 84 years and my legs want to know if they're really supposed to move like this
thanks for asking!!
#long post#nero huntington#i still really want to export the idea of 커뮤#i've only ever gone to 시리/“serious plot” ones tbh#and those are basically like a very short trpg campaign with plot advancing once a week and the rest of the time being for like#interacting and building story with your fellow characters.....#my first one was actually destiny-based and set during the red war!! that one was really good#my character lost his only friend and also someone he was fancying#anyways these are an absolute pain to run and also drama/callouts happen EVERY DAY based on stuff tha happened in a comm#i'm in another one right now that's academy-based also with superpowerrs#i'm very fond of the character i made here so hopefully i'll post her soon!
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My nerd(affectionate), my aquantence, my funny lil guy on a screen-
Tell me about your ocs
I'm spesificaly curious about your pfp (are they an oc? Self insert? Im fairly certain you drew them, but did you?) But also I wanna know abt any other lil fellas youve got! I want Refrence Images (if you hve any)
HELLO I'M SO EXCITED TO TELL YOU the one in my pfp is not an OC though, that's just Karkat Vantas as a trickster. I did in fact draw him! But technically he's not mine, just the design is.
I can post the full image below! Among many others.
Due to who I am as a person, at least some of the images below will be uh. Suggestive. Proceed at your own discretion.
Trickster Karkat
I've actually drawn him like three times but this is my favorite iteration.
OKAY OC TIME
I'll start with my homestuck OCs. These aren't all of them, just most of them. I still have some highbloods to draw.
Pommeh Granit and Pemlow Matahr (originally Pomelo Tomato) are a couple of minor characters in an old fic of mine that's been bouncing around forever. Pommeh doesn't get much if any screentime but in another world he'd be some highblood's sugarbaby, sweet to their face and an absolute terror to anyone else. Pemlow is much nicer, and the tattoos on his shoulder are meant to be symbolic of the system he grew up in (as he's not an Alternian troll, he's from a colony world.)
All the yellowbloods (Hanyak Tayana, Kimchi Spanch, Javila Kanyao and Praspa Tradam) are also background characters from various unfinished fics that I sometimes give their own lives anyway. Hanyak and Praspa are roommates, and very toxic for each other. Kimchi is the only thing keeping them from killing each other. Javila is just there for the ride, and to provide narcotics.
Maeleo is actually my first fantroll! He went through a bunch of redesigns though. I think someone once said he looks like a pokemon trainer? I think I might lean into that lol. Champion Fiduspawn player.
Tassit, Sazaly, and Lasusa are also some older characters who've gone through some redesigns (Lasusa the least, she's always been scrungly). The three of them are from the same fic as Pommeh and Pemlow, as maintenance crew (Tassit) and medical crew (Sazaly and Lasusa.) Hareer used to be a Beforus troll but then I made them an Alternian bounty hunter.
Yadmir is a smuggler who runs both cargo and people off locked down planets like Alternia. He only shows up in a couple scenes in one of my more recent (unfinished) fics but I think he's kind of charming, in a slimy way.
Claris is just horrible and I'm pretty sure she eats people. Like not even grubs, straight up people.
I also have Lilnas Rodey and Candra Somvar, both of which I need to actually draw myself at some point. There's more than these but... yeah, still no refs.
DragonFable OCs!
I still need to draw most of them. But here's the ones I've already drawn.
Dave, a fan-child for Notha and Remthalas, cloned mostly from Rem's DNA but with a little Notha in there for variety. He's a menace and I love him. @oddeyesight and @valorousowl (as @justanothalyehr) are partially responsible.
Duroc, Elemental Spirit of Vivacity. He's a hedonist and a bacon-aligned spirit, and I mostly made him because I thought it'd be funny.
Somnarine, another abyssal elf. He's an old friend of Rem's who was away when the other abyssal elves got taken out by Kathool. Lots of headcanons involved in both his design and backstory. His skirt isn't actually that short, he ties it with his belt when he's on land. Right now he's traveling among other water elf settlements to try and gather as much of his people's history together as he can. Very much a lover not a fighter, and needs rescuing *often.* (Kind of a simplified sketch, will do better eventually.)
I've only recently gotten back into DF though so again, more OCs, not that many refs.
Puella Magi OCs!
I have. A lot of witches. Which I will not list, because I mostly use them for RP, and they die pretty quickly lol.
But here are some of my magical girls!
Chiyako Watanabe, my first Puella Magi OC. Rich girl, very polite and sweet on the first few meetings, but actually really intense and even a little violent. Has a pretty fragile ego, and a tendency to not ask for help until it's too late.
Tsukiko Usada, 18 or 19 years old, living on her own, and actually really shy and nervous around everyone. Has an interest in idol culture and fashion, but doesn't think she'll get anywhere with it, mostly because she's trans and still needs to get over her own internalized issues. (Her outfit was originally just blue but then I did the trans flag palette as a joke and thought it looked much cuter.)
This one's much rougher due to the situation around the image; a few people from the RP + myself wanted to make a manga but it didn't really get off the ground. Olivia here was one of the main cast; she's really cold and bitter outwardly but actually kind of a crybaby. Also half-Belgian, hence the name.
I have one more, but she still doesn't have any art; will hopefully get around to that sometime.
Non-fandom OCs!
Surprisingly, this Madoka-looking girl is for an original project that I've been pinging around in my head for a few months. Miko Sugihara, an unlucky magical girl who works for the Yakuza due to them holding her mascot critter hostage.
Knoell here is... something. He was abducted by Krampus and transformed into what he is now. Really I made him for smut.
Nikolai here is basically my self-insert! I do not own any of this outfit in real life, alas.
Hoo, that's already quite a lot, so I'll stop here for now. Might post more if anyone asks again. Thanks for dropping by! Feel free to ask details about any of them.
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Hello! My wife and I *died* laughing at the Infinite Sandwich Beast boss fight! She wanted to know what would've happened if someone had actually eaten the sandwich. Not necessarily *approached* it, per se, but like used Mage Hand or something to retrieve it. I'm more of a nerd and am curious what sort of stats it had. (Also, we're both in love with Lilly and the Apparition!
(Referencing this post!)
(Also, shamelessly plugging my DMing music blog!)
Eating the sandwich would have skipped the boss fight entirely, but I knew that wasn’t going to happen and didn’t even bother to make contingency plans for it.
Let me tell you about Siru. Siru is a halfelf who multiclasses as our druid/rogue, which is a weird class combination that makes sense with his backstory but would take entirely too long to explain here. The important thing to know about Siru is that he is physically incapable of NOT antagonizing my NPCs. This is such a basic law of the universe that I can plan my sessions around it. The sandwich wanted to be eaten, therefore Siru could not possibly eat it.
Anyway, homebrew Pathfinder stats under the cut. This is copypasted directly from my notes, so the formatting’s not all that organized. The party was pretty low leveled at the time, so adjust as needed.
Notes: Fire and heat based attacks do double damage to all forms of the beast. Weapons can get stuck inside its cheesy body and may require a strength check to dislodge. Krysali is immune to sticky effects because of her Riverfolk racial trait, but her weapons are not.
PHASE 1 (75 HP)The infinite sandwich beast attacks!!
AC 10Touch 5
Fort +3Ref -3Will -3
Strength +3Movespeed 10 ft
Cheese fist punch. (2 slams with fists) BAB +2 1d8+3 per fist Sticks you to the ground (DC10 strength or escape artist to escape)
Cheese fist launch. (Rocket launches a cheesy fist across the battlefield) BAB -1 d8+3 strength check dc10 to avoid being flung backward leaves long strings of sticky cheese across the battlefield
Toothpick barrage. (Flings sandwich toothpicks in a cloud of shrapnel from its body) BAB N/A. (DC18 ref save to dodge) 3d4 damage
Tomato soup jet. (Takes two turns. Spends one turn swelling up like a frog)(Sprays a high powered jet of scalding hot tomato soup across the whole battlefield. Melts all cheese it touches.) BAB +5 d10(If you puncture it before it spays, the attack is stopped but a localized jet shoots at you. DC10 to dodge.)
Flop. (Falls down on top of you) d4 crush damage you are now stuck to the beast
PHASE 2 (50 HP)It hunkers down and starts to swell, like in its tomato sauce attack. Its body gets harder and harder until it’s a cocoon of rock hard cheese and bread.
AC 18Touch 10
Fort +5Ref -10Will -3
Strength +3Movespeed NA
Flail. (A huge ball of stale bread, with spikes, begins flailing around its body at anyone who comes close. Severing the flail reveals a weak spot on the cocoon with AC 10) 1d8 damage
PHASE 3 beings after 6 turns, or when it is destroyed.
PHASE 3 (ANGEL) (30 HP) If not destroyed: it explodes into a massive deluge of tomato soup, doing 2d10 damage if not dodged (DC15). An angelic being with beautiful bread wings rises.
AC 5Touch 5
Fort +1Ref +10Will 0
Strength -1Movespeed 10
ButterslickCovers the arena with butter. (DC10 not to slip when moving.) (-1 to attack rolls)
Pretzel wrapLands and extends its braided pretzel wings to wrap a player.Player is pinned. (-4 to AC, must pass DC10 check to cast spells)(Also beings to form a bread lance)
Bread lance. (Forms a huge lance-shaped baguette with a sharp end. Controls it psychically) 1D6+2 damage
Has a large runestone embedded in its chest. Removing this ends the fight, regardless of HP.
PHASE 3 (ABOMINATION) (20 HP)If destroyed: a slurry of soup erupts from it (DC10 to dodge if close). A partially formed third stage of the boss fight rises, misshapen. It only has one wing, so it crawls along the ground, leaving a slick of butter everywhere it goes
AC 5Touch 5
Fort +1Ref -5Will 0
Strength -1Movespeed 10 ft
Pretzel wrapLands and extends its braided pretzel wings to wrap a player.Player is pinned. (-4 to AC, must pass DC10 check to cast spells)(Also beings to form a bread lance)
Bread lance. (Forms a huge lance-shaped baguette with a sharp end. Controls it psychically) 1D6+2 damage
May also scratch and bite at the players for 1d4 damage.
Has a large runestone embedded in its chest. Removing this ends the fight, regardless of HP.
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"We’re Thieves, In A World That Don’t Want Us No More"
#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#john marston#myart#ref used because I'm a tomato#I totally forgot to post that last year#damn last year#that's kinda strange to write#but anyway#husbando played RDR2 at the end of last year and it was amazing
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Something to keep me from sleeping during watching Critical Role live~
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Have a goodnight sketch :)
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I got commissioned by the super precious @drew-winchester to draw her OC Peregrïn and Khadgar together ♥ Thank you soooo much for letting me draw these two cuties for you ^///^ I’m still squealing haha~
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Thirst ♪~ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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Striding among the Stars
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Don’t forget to stay hydrated peeps! :)
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