REEFER MADNESS LYRIC PROMPTS.
tw for implied/mentioned abuse, drug use, cannibalism, sexual themes and murder.
REEFER MADNESS.
their heads are on the chopping block and someone's got to dare to take a stand
it could be your son or daughter with a deadly stick of reefer in their hand!
pull the wool from your eyes!
teenagers across the land are glazed and oversexed
If you fail to draw the line, your babies will be next!
ROMEO AND JULIET.
my mom says youre a boy that’s going places.
you don’t talk about me to your mom, do you?
are you trying to woo me, ___?
you sound so dreamy when you talk like shakespeare!
we are just like romeo and juliet.
we are just like romeo and juliet: we’re happy, young and bubbling with love!
i can’t wait to read the ending!
THE STUFF.
I ought to leave him, but something makes me stay
I'd try to kill him, but my guy gives me love
He throws me down the stairs, but deep inside he cares
I was a student, good grades and so naive
i’m not addicted, no.
i like to have my fun, no harm to anyone
Nothing numbs me better than the stuff!
JIMMY TAKES A HIT.
I thought you were gonna give me dance lessons!
smoke it, you may choke at first but then the worst is over
don’t be a chicken!
don’t do it! don’t be a fool!
THE ORGY.
plan to stay the night.
i have never felt this way before.
lose the underpants.
someone save me!
there’s no place to hide.
if a year goes by, it might seem a day. if a day goes by, it could take a year.
i’ve been eagerly expecting you.
LONELY PEW.
the sermon today was really exciting.
all that and more thundered down from the sky.
i reached for your hand like i always do, but beside me was just an empty wooden pew.
they don’t keep me company.
a gloomy church that you’re not in can lead a girl to mortal sin.
a lady asked “is this seat taken?” i lied, i guess! i told her “yes”
i lied, i guess.
or could it be you’re tired of me?
it’s a line of thought i’d rather not pursue.
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
I don’t think you realize how “cool” god can be.
your brain has turned to marmalade.
satan’s bold, loves to lie. don’t reply.
listen to jesus, ___.
just say no to the marihuana.
do i need to test your urine?
is that what it’s gonna take to get this through your head?
MARY JANE/MARY LANE.
there’s blood on my hands.
I can’t count the strangers with whom i have showered.
i’ve taken a life.
you wreck me.
you flushed my future down the drain.
i need you… i love you…
what are you doing out here in the middle of the night?
did you take my car…?
i don’t know what you’re talking about, but i like the sound of it!
the world may crumble, we’ll remain.
ACT ONE FINALE.
we’ll find our long lost laughter and live happily ever after like the play.
before this deadly night was done, their love would be shattered by a loaded gun.
he squeals, i’ll have every copper in town looking to cancel my christmas.
what’s with the firepower?
i’m bringing him back, one way or another.
i got my hand on the trigger, and if it comes down to him or me i’ll pull it.
i can’t be saved.
i’ve got to run away.
someone must pay.
JIMMY ON THE LAMB.
gotta run, gotta hide
and i am to blame.
they will wish they‘d never known me.
___‘s off on the lamb where nobody can find them.
LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE.
my head feels a little funny…
its time that you learned to be bad.
snuggle up, my buttercup, ‘cause you’ve been had.
lose yourself in pleasure.
i feel a little naughty.
i’ll tie you up with phone chord, we’ll play with whomps and nipple clips and candle wax.
let’s not get carried away.
down on your knees.
it’s pointless to fight.
save your strength, it’s gonna be a lengthy night.
reefer has blown out her mind.
don’t you run, i’m not done.
whats your rush? you’re not having fun?
shut up, bitch.
MARY’S DEATH.
we are just like romeo and juliet. we’re happy, young and haemorrhaging blood.
was it perfect?
it makes me happy knowing that we loved like romeo and…
MURDER.
i’m about to fry while you and your friends stand idly by.
im gonna miss my senior prom.
you murdered me.
didn’t you see the kid? he’s haunting me!
remember me, ___? i’ve been sent to hell
it hurts a lot to bend, but at least i’ve made a friend
you murdered them.
he’s losing it.
he’s liable to crack and spill all he knows.
he’d never be missed, i could murder him.
he bit me!
he’s not gonna stop!
we murdered them.
you do the things you gotta do in this dog eat dog eat dog world.
THE STUFF (REPRISE)
the kid’s a goner.
it’s gotta stop.
let go of me!
i’m trying to comfort you here.
i should show him the door, he treats me like a whore.
get away from me!
you’re not so tough.
you once had all the brains, now they’re just carpet stains.
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