#redneck tbb

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i finished 2 drawings today, i like both of them, the gods tremble before my sheer willpower and beg for mercy

anyway

heres tech in the redneck au (i guess it’s an au at this point, in my head at least) tumblr nerfed the quality, so click to see it better

i also feel i should clarify above the cut that the stuff on the ground is dirt, not blood! our dirt is just red here

alt + ranting about my inspiration under the cut

ok so i described tech as being like my grandpa to my cousin and for some reason that description stuck with me so i’m gonna tell yall bout all the ways i incorporated my poppa (which is what i’ll be calling him for the rest of this) into this drawing

starting off, carpenter’s pencil behind the ear: poppa always had at least 2 of these pencils on him, though they were always in his breast pocket (which tech does not have in this so the pencil goes behind his ear)

belt buckle made of coins: this was something he always wore. it was specifically made of nickels with buffalos on it, if i remember correctly. hell, that’s also the reason tech’s shirt is tucked in. poppa always wore a blue button up ford shirt tucked into is jeans and that belt with the buckle. that was just his look

all the dirt on tech: poppa was always fiddling around with everything, especially cars. he did this even before i was born, so all of his clothes always had some type of stain on them (mostly dirt and oil)

background: poppa had a separate garage building that stored all of his tools and parts of projects here and there. this garage background was kinda rushed because i couldn’t find a proper reference for what i wanted, so it doesn’t really capture the essence of poppas garage. i added the red georgia mud and a mysterious likely oil puddle on the floor, because there was always something on that garage floor, even after poppa no longer lived with us at that house. also the layout of the light switches and garage door button are the same as in his garage

^also the dark sky in the background has no hidden meaning, it’s just been dark and rainy outside for the past like 4 days

if you read all of that, thank you? i was kinda processing emotions as i was writing that lmao

[yeehawgeek]

i was gonna start posting the redneck-ification of tbb today but i have such a bad headache that i can barely even look at a screen

i’ll probably start posting them tomorrow, but in the meantime:

[talesfrommedinastation]

My redneck neighbor Doug watches 'The Bad Batch': The Outpost

As per many people's requests, I've collected a series of texts and Facebook messages from Doug when he watched certain episodes of everyone's favorite Copy Paste Boi show.

Some he was quite pithy on ('Ryan-from-Accounting goes fast but not fast enough to get away from the Bitch Wife Laura'), and others...well, he got excitable, to put it mildly.

Here's one of the more deranged ones, Season 2, Episode 12, 'The Outpost'. Or as Doug calls it: "The Daddy Warcrimes Christmas Special."

CW for Language like you wouldn't believe. Doug says "you'll need a permission slip from your momma to read this, I guess."

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Daddy Warcrimes is waiting by the Empire's equivalent of a windowless van, because comfort is just not his thing and he really wants the experience of smuggling cocaine across the border one of these days.

Some bitch who looks like she works at a bank is telling these clones that their extended warranty is up. I wanna bring her a bag of pennies and make her count it before I deposit it because I'm sick like that.

So here comes in SOME BLOND JACKASS. Mother of Hell do I hate this guy. Can I just tell you how much I hate him? I hate him like I hate the Crimson Tide, like I hate February, like I hate my mother-in-law. Hate hate hate. 

So Daddy Warcrimes, SOME BLOND JACKASS, and some homies get into Floating Probable Cause to lay waste to an unsuspecting Third World country or whatever.

Well, I was wrong! Looks like Elsa and her frozen fingers took over this dump. Disney owns both, so why not. The cold never bothered them anyway. Nope, they’re at somebody’s nasty old storage shed. Why does this remind me of visiting my sister in Wyoming?

Oh, who is this no-frills, salt-of-the-earth, son-of-a-bitch? Is that tanned Kurt Russell? No? It’s Sassy Park Ranger! I like him already. If he was my boss I’d actually show up to work on time and sober, or late and hung over, either way, it’d be a good time with the man. He just seems cool and chill and a nice dude. I bet he’s got homemade beef jerky in his locker and his beard always smells like cigar smoke. 

OH SHUT UP STUPID BLOND JACKASS, Jesus Christ I’ve never wanted to hit someone with a folding chair so hard in my life. CALL HIM COMMANDER.

Aw, Sassy Park Ranger’s being nice to Daddy Warcrimes, maybe Daddy Warcrimes will share the Columbian nose candy in the back of the van with Sassy Park Ranger, and Sassy Park Ranger won’t ask about the sobbing family Daddy Warcrimes is probably holding for ransom in the back. It’s all about understanding each other. 

This is truly the Daddy Warcrimes Christmas special, snow and friendship and stuff. I hope this doesn’t end up with Daddy Warcrimes 86’ing Rudolph and the rest of the reindeer from the sky, that would traumatize the children. But this is the same studio that produced Bambi so who knows. Didn't he try killing a kid the first episode?

Oh man, Sassy Park Ranger’s lost a lot of his men, that’s real sad. Only two left, Jesus. SHUT UP BLOND JACKASS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

(I won’t repeat it, but the amount of times that SHUT UP was texted was….something else- Dr. MM)

Sassy Park Ranger’s taking Daddy Warcrimes on a hike around the place in the middle of a blizzard, probably going to say hi to the yeti hooker they all frequent and show him how to write his name in the snow with pee. He’s such a good guy. If they go sledding I’d be so happy.

Oh, shit! Daddy Warcrimes remembers that he has a job and proceeds to cop some poor bastard in the leg so he can follow the trail of blood in the snow. What in the Fargo am I watching here, does Steve Buschemi show up at one point now. No sledding in this one, I guess.

Well there goes Sassy Park Ranger and Daddy Warcrimes on a heartwarming romp following a crippled burglar in the snow as he bleeds to death. Kevin McCallister would be so proud. Well, now, they found a dead body already. You know, at this point, if Daddy Warcrimes capped Santa in the head this show wouldn’t be less wholesome. 

Aw shit Daddy Warcrimes stepped on a landmine, but Sassy Park Ranger watched his training videos that HR made them sit through and disarms it. They’re having a nice convo, I really, really like Sassy Park Ranger. If he dies I’ll be so freaking mad. 

(I said nothing, FYI - Dr. MM)

Aw shit, they found the bunker of crazy white people with guns in the snow. It’s confirmed: the Daddy Warcrimes Christmas Special takes place in Wyoming. Are Daddy Warcrimes and Sassy Park Ranger facing off my brother-in-law and his branch of the VFW near Laramie? Those guys need hobbies besides doomsday prepping and getting drunk in the snow. It ain’t right. 

“After all we sacrificed”…man. I feel right here. Is this the child friendly version of Enemy at the Gate? Shit. Please these two bastards need to survive. I need a beer and I wanna hug my wife.  

Dr. Meat Muffin, please don't tell me you're letting your babies watch this show. They need that dog from Australia who has fun with her daddy, not this.

Oh shit, avalanche! 

Oh no, Sassy Park Ranger. Oh no, oh no. Oh, Daddy Warcrimes.

Thank Christ they made it! They’re gonna save him! They’re gonna save him.

Wait. What. 

WHAT THE FUCK, BLOND ASSHOLE. 

I HATE THIS JACKASS SO GODDAMNED MUCH, SOLDIER OF THE EMPIRE, I WANNER SHOVE MY SOLDIER UP YOUR EMPIRE YOU STUPID DICK. 

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Yay! Daddy Warcrimes finally took out his gun and 86’d that FUCK. CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY!! YAAAAAAY!!!!!

Man...I hope this ends okay for Daddy Warcrimes. I hope his brothers aren't just dicking around somewhere warm while he and the other bros are out dying.

Guess that'll be next episode?"

....Doug snapped SO HARD watching 'Pabu'. Brace yourselves.

[amalthiaph]

Somehow, Mayday returned.

This is a request by @talesfrommedinastation for their neighbor, the great Redneck Doug based off of this post. Please do check it out for the context. I've been enjoying the Doug Talks Star Wars series and I am more than honored to bring this one to life.

I actually did some research for this one. I rewatched both 'The Outpost (or The Daddy Warcrimes Christmas Special)' and 'Pabu (or HR Goes to Daytona)' for this artwork and uhh... I CAN SEE WHERE DOUG IS COMING FROM WITH MAYDAY x PHEE. Okay for all the Tech girlies out there, I do ship Tech and Phee, but I just can see why Doug thought these two would look cute together. Mayday would sass Phee, Phee would sass Mayday. They're like poetry. They rhyme.

Me degenerate (respectfully) friend: Why do you accept requests? Me, another degenerate: Because it pushes me out of my comfort zone.

ISTG I used to not draw armors, but the Barbie Mugshot Challenge made me draw three Mandalorians. I also don't draw instruments but for dear Daddy Warcrimes (who's slowly growing on me) I would do both.

Mayday x Phee is the rarepair that I'm so on board, along with that crack headcannon that Qui Gon was actually Anakin's dad but Shmi panicked and said it was the Force.

And uhh

Tech lives. For the love of all things bright and beautiful, he better be or I'm kidnapping Filoni.

[talesfrommedinastation]

Honestly, the show deviated for me from ‘Pabu’ on forward because of this.

Everyone else struggling and fighting except for the ‘special’ clones?

Yeah, no. Not cool.

(CF99 went to Station 47 instead of Pabu in my head, and that’s where things got fun.)

[acryliccassetteart]

hey hunter girlies i did sum for yall

part of me wanted to give him a bottle of whiskey in one hand

my description +cousins outfit description under cut

[talesfrommedinastation]

My Redneck Neighbor Doug has watched The Bad Batch Season 3 opener:

LEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

This is more pithy than normal: Doug's been busy with work, as have I. But I'm determined to hear his thoughts on The Daddy Warcrimes 'n Company so here we go!

These were all via text messages, btw.

CW: Doug Doug's as you know Doug will do. Away!

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Episode 1: 'Little Orphan Blondie's Shit Internship at The Museum of Science and Industry'

Poor Little Orphan Blondie, stuck in The Museum of Science and Industry in a shit summer job because they got bills to pay. Except they got rid of the dinosaurs and walk in heart and filled it with gross shit.

Hey look, they still got the coal mine exhibit! Man I miss Chicago.

(Doug, that museum has never had dinosaurs. “What, since when?”)

MUTANT JIMMERS EVERYWHERE! Aw, Little Orphan Blondie gave one her chicken nuggets! And it’s shy, aw, I hope it’s okay.

Poor Mutant Jimmers…she named her?! Swear to Christ Almighty if that dog gets Old Yeller’d I’ll just lose it. 

That freaky alien thing that ran the mall on the ocean looks sad, I bet she wishes she fell into the water and got eaten by a shark or something. I wish you did too, lady. 

The Sons of Robocop really are everywhere, they must be a cult or something. They look cool, I’d join, why not. Think they get 401ks?

Oh man, Daddy Warcrimes is down bad. Poor Daddy Warcrimes. Man, all my clone boys are stooped and sad…this ain’t good. 

At least Little Orphan Blondie can craft! Man, she should start selling those at the Museum of Science and Industry’s gift shop. Maybe Tarkin can bring one back for the grandchildren he’s not allowed to talk to since the restraining order was put in.

Oh, there’s Stepsister Beth, she seems on edge. Must’ve gotten divorced recently, don’t blame her ex, I bet she screamed at him for leaving cabinets open who knows. How do her eyeballs not hurt after wearing those dumb glasses all day?

Episode 2: 'Night Elves and Neverland Ranch'

The night elves from Warcraft invaded Star Wars and got horns or something and now they have a castle that looks like a boss level in Diablo IV or V or how many Diablo games they got now.

Now they yelling at people and throwing them in the basement today. Makes sense, gotta fight the orcs and stuff. Think they fight the orcs in the basement?

The Night Elf Horned Queen hired Daddy Rambo and Julio to get people, I guess they’re turning into Boba Fett or something. They got her son's horn back, guess that's good. Oh they need new paint jobs on their armor.

Do they end up in the basement in the Diablo Boss Level? No? And off they go! 

Daddy Rambo and Julio are in their homeland of FLORIDA! Hell yeah, SPACE FLORIDA! And they’re bringing the talking trashcan with them using straps! Go Julio go!  Yeah, boa vines, this is TOTALLY the Everglades! 

Escaped clone boys! Oh man! Shit, is Neverland Ranch in the jungle? Oh man–oh, they know what they’re doing. Good kids. Real good kids. Oh what happened to the rest of them? Oh Meat Muffin, this ain't good :(.

You know what? Them clone boys are smart, take it back, this ain’t Space Florida, this is Space Louisiana! Them baby boys gone get feral and run off into the bayou and live in the caves and now you know my origin story, Meat Muffin! 

If this was Florida they'd just end up working the late shift at Zaxby's and smoking rocks in the parking lot. We know better, we French and all.

I bet they’ve been living on nutria and half-empty chicken boxes from behind the gas stations. Resourceful scrappy kids and I can tell its making Daddy Rambo proud.

Oh holy SHIT, there go them vines! It's like the kudzu all over again, maybe this is LaFourche Parish?

See, them boys are definitely white trash, Mandalorian rednecks. Look at em, living in the woods and hijacking a plane, but they good kids, saving their brothers. Even saved the robot too. 

Man, all the feels, them poor little boys. What will they do now?  Oh, they're going to Space Daytona! Good, wait, I saw the trailer, doesn't the Empire invade it? THIS AIN'T GOOD MEAT MUFFIN!!!

Wait...where's Toaster Strudel and Rex?

Episode 3: 'Blondie Got a Gun'

Well here's the Emperor. He wants to be immortal. Gotta make that other movie make sense or something.

Where's Darth Vader? Is he running the government when the Emperor is running around giggling?

Don’t you DARE kill Mutant Jimmers, you damn droid. I hate that ugly assed stupid thing. It looks like its scarecrow daddy fucked a microwave and then left it enough money to go to Planned Parenthood but instead spent it on crack and there ya go.  

Oh shut your goddamned yap, Jimmy the Scientist. I bet he gloves that hand up because he keeps shoving it up his own ass and that's why he walks funny all the damn time.

The Emperor also has a Diablo IV or VIII boss level all to himself too at the Museum of Science and Industry. How many Diablo games are there, Meat Muffin?

YEAH, LITTLE ORPHAN BLONDIE! GIT ER DONE!!! They're out! Oh wow! There she goes with Daddy Warcrimes! Kill em all and let GOD SORT THEM OUT! That's my GIRL!!!!

Blondie’s got a gun 

Blondie’s got a gun

Her whole world's come undone

Shooting droids is FUN!

GO MUTANT JIMMERS GO!!!! 

YEAH BLONDIE DADDY WARCRIMES AND MUTANT JIMMERS!!!!!!

I AIN'T A BULLS FAN BUT REPEAT THE THREE PEAT! YEAH!!!!!!

....so when we gonna get Toaster Strudel and Rex? Next one? Where's my reg boys?!

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Tagging those who missed my Cajun neighbor. LOOKS LIKE REDNECK DOUG IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

@skellymom @amalthiaph @eyecandyeoz @cdblake1565 @sued134 @merkitty49 @supremechancellorrex @yeehawgeek @wrenkenstein @techs-stitches @deezlees @autistic-artistech @perfectlywingedcrusade @auntie-venom @megmca @thecoffeelorian

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im finally done with the redneck bad batch drawings!

i might keep drawing them cause theyre really fun lmao

also consider this me telling you to go listen to Alien Weaponry, theyre a Māori metal band and theyre super cool

[talesfrommedinastation]

OMG, Redneck Doug saw this! Bobby Lee (another neighbor) texted it to him!!!

He just messaged me via Facebook. His reactions?

"THE JEDI BABIES!!!!

CHURCH LADY'S GOT ENERGY! SHE'S A MIAMI DOLPHINS FAN NOW! SHE ALL ABOUT TUA TAGOVAILOA !!*

IS DADDY WARCRIMES SMIRKING?!

THE CHICK-THAT'S-IN-EVERYTHING IS CAMINA DRUMMER AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD THAT TO BOBBY LEE!

JOHN'S-EX-WIFE'S BOWL CUT AIN'T DOING IT FOR ME GIRL YOU LOOK LIKE MY CRAZY NEPHEW THAT BITES EVERYTHING AND ONLY WEARS BASKETBALL SHORTS.

I STILL HATE MBA ROB!!!!

*= New head canon is that Phee supports other Polynesians, like Jango Fett's clones. Tagovailoa's from Hawai'i and he's of Samoan descent, so, maybe?

these posters slay so hard season 3 had such good posters

[shadowthestoryteller]

TBB Hunter: Stressed and traumatized parental figure to equally traumatized child soldiers

TCW Hunter: Yeehaw frat boy who has half a brain cell and the vocab of a surfer/redneck hybrid

[talesfrommedinastation]

My Redneck Neighbor Doug Watches 'The Bad Batch Season 3' Trailer

Like all the other Star Wars geeks, Doug cut out of an important Zoom meeting with his work to watch the latest trailer of Daddy Warcrimes 'n Friends last week.

Cue ,y poor phone exploding as he commented on everything, and my director giving me weird looks--because the depity CEO was too busy watching it too and the actual CEO was busy playing video games on his phone. Yes, I work with adults with graduate degrees.

Here's what Doug texted me. Enjoy!

Need a refresher? Here's List 1 and List 2 of what Doug calls the cast of this show.

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Looks like they’re on a mountain pass. Wait ain’t that the truck they used on Kashyyyk? Is Chewbacca on it?

Aw, Church Lady’s back! Hope Sassy Park Ranger’s in the back seat getting the guns loaded and the Slim Jims ready! (I’m not correcting him. Let the man have his rarepair).

Little Orphan Blondie, Stepsister Beth and Daddy Warcrimes are all in the same ugly ass uniform. They all giving me Nurse Ratchet vibes. Didn’t Daddy Warcrimes have a lobotomy or something? 

THE SONS OF ROBOCOP ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!

The Emperor is mumbling again to Jimmy the Scientist but hey the Imperial guard and their cool ass red robes are around. I wonder how often they clean them? You ever read 'Shadows of the Empire'?

Rex seems smaller, is something up?

NUTSY GOT A FLAMETHROWER! GO NUTSY GO!!!

The Chick That’s In Everything AND Gun Safety Muppet are back?! Oh boy! What about Chewbacca? Chewbacca Junior?

Ryan-from-Accounting’s dead, yeah, we know. He’s coming back as Space Gandalf, we know, shut up, we ain’t stupid. 

OH SHIT DAYTONA’S GETTING INVADED. HIDE THE COCAINE AND THE SUSHI!!!!

Oh shit, Little Orphan Blondie’s behind the wheel! Is that the HMS Search Warrent she's on? I don't think so?

Is that a dog? AW HELL YEAH MUTANT JIMMERS* ON THE PROWL!

Julio’s worked up and he’s gonna do something!

HOLY SHIT, JOHN’S-EX-WIFE IS IN THIS??!?!?!?**

*= Jimmers is Doug's very handsome poodle mix from East Texas. He's 80 lbs of golden happiness even if he keeps murdering the raccoons in our alley. It's okay, they were living in sin, according to Doug.

**=New character unlocked! Asajj Ventress = John’s-Ex-Wife? Who is John? What did his ex-wife do?!?!

Tagging Doug's fans: @amalthiaph @merkitty49 @eyecandyeoz @autistic-artistech @eelfuneral @sued134 @techs-stitches @megmca @thecoffeelorian @skellymom @cdblake1565

Remind me if you need to be tagged in here for Doug-isms.

[echos-newlegs]

Echos-Newlegs Master List!

Hello there, here is my master list which includes prompts for both marvel and Star Wars characters! If you go through the Star Wars prompts and want to request a Marvel character with them, feel free to! Or vice versa! Star Wars is at the top, and Marvel at the bottom, since I just started writing for Marvel :D

Feel free to send asks on either fandoms. If you have a request of your own, that isn't from the prompt list, or if you have some head canons. I appreciate them <3

Warnings:

* = NSFT

● = angst

Star Wars Characters:

5 sentence NSFT ficlets:

TBB x GN!Reader*

Tech x F!Reader*

Echo x GN!Reader*

Wrecker x GN!Reader*

Echo x F!Reader*

Crosshair x GN!Reader*

Inquisitor x F!Reader*

Hunter x F!Reader*

Prompt Lists:

Angst Sentence Starters: ongoing

Main Prompt List: ongoing

Character List/Do's and Don't's

501st Celebration: Ongoing

NSFW Alphabets:

Echo - The Bad Batch version *

Crosshair*

Modern! Redneck/Country! Headcanons:

Wrecker x Reader

Echo x Reader

Hunter x Reader

Echo x Reader:

No Title: Part 1 | Part 2

Missing you •

Nice Shoes

Kiss it better

Crosshair x Reader:

Pictures and Promises

Foe of Foe

Got You

Bad Dreams •

You Scare Me •

Minor Wounds

Stop Hiding

I want you back

Worrisome*

Fives x Reader:

Comforting Feelings •

Trust Me Now •

Ner Adi'ka, Ner Kar'ta.

Hunter x Reader:

Dancing Around

You Help Me Calm *

Breathe For Me•

Can We Have One?

Hunter comforting FTM S/O on their period

Wrecker x Reader:

Warming Touch

Never Again

I Need You*

Accident Prone

Please, Just Rest*

Another Here?

Hand Sizes

Shower Activities

All of TBB:

TBB Reacting to you calling them pretty

Wolffe x Reader:

Playing Around *

Months Without You *

Thief*

I Missed You, Cyare*

Tech x Reader:

What's with you?

For Science

Stop Thinking

Jealousy For The Senator •

My Little Enigma *

It's a deal*

No Reservations Required

Capture This

Tech Helping His S/O Sleep HC's

Rex x Reader:

You and Me •

Date?

Midnight Rambles

Double Trouble•

Please Forgive Me•

A Life With Just You•

Oh Captain, My Captain*

Slippers for Two

Lonesome nights*(wip)

Jesse x Reader:

Riduur

Surprised

Jesse Keeping you close

Kix x Reader:

It was so real •

Please, Forgive Me Now•

Hardcase x Reader:

Let me go, Cyare •

Energy Mania*

Tup x reader:

Open your eyes•

Cody x Reader:

Sibling Things(Platonic)

Anakin Skywalker x Reader:

Where are they?

Din Djarin:

Baby headcanons

More Kids? When?

Star wars ships:

Gentle Touches

Marvel Fics:

Marvel Info:

Marvel Character Sheet

Matt Murdock:

Kisses in the rain

Secret Identities

Pietro Maximoff:

Moving Too Fast?: Pt.1 | Pt.2 | Pt.3 |

Spider-Man Noir:

Don't Stop Now*

Helpful Writing Posts:

Star Wars Writing Resources by @/hhux (and others)

Proper Mandoa terms by @/izzyovercoffee

[talesfrommedinastation]

Here's to all of us who took him and made him OUR OWN. I ain't crying cuz none of this shit happened to him in my head!

Now here have this cursed image of him and one of my OCs in their rawest redneck forms.

guys...maybe Tech is actually dead

[acryliccassetteart]

@talesfrommedinastation’s posts talking about the bad batch with their redneck neighbor inspired me to redneck-ify the batch members, starting with crosshair (based on my cousin’s idea)

as of making this post i still need to draw tech, wrecker, and omega (im gonna work on her redesign after i queue this)

smoking version + my description of cross/my cousin giving me an outfit description under the cut

[acryliccassetteart]

she’s in cids bar, that’s who’s yelling at her

she also lost her shoes somewhere in the woods, that’s why she’s only wearing socks and the lil coil on her wrist is one of those anti-skeeter things

alt+convo under the cut

[talesfrommedinastation]

Someone said that Phee is Hondo's ex-wife that he forgot is his ex-wife. He helped her steal the couch in the back of her vehicle from the Star Wars equivalent of Snake n Jake's in New Orleans.

Yes that someone might be Redneck Doug and I ain't asking.

Y’all are talking about tales of the Clones which I think would be incredible but hear me out: Tales of the Pirates.

It’s literally just about Hondo and Phee.