#redbull gives you wings/j

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Mind: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

Heart (highly throwable): hoohoohee

Mind: hmm

[astonmartinii]

i hope your finger’s ok!! please take all the time you need and remember you health comes first :) imma be selfish and send you a charles request cause ur writing makes me smile at my phone like an idiot and i can’t help it :p ok so!! charles x versteppen reader? shes max’s sister and drives for redbull (cause im delulu like that) and they’ve been fighting w each other since they were kids (no one knows why they started arguing they’re j petty and refuse to give it up even though they dk what they’re arguing abt anymore) and obvs they’re in love w each other - maybe another drivers flirting w her or smth and charles j snaps and hard launches the reader cause surprise they’ve been dating each other 🤭 holy shit this is long sorry for rambling 🙏🙏

angel baby, devil child | charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x verstappen!reader

enemies to lovers blah blah blah

yourusername

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yourusername: crazy, crazy race. sorry not sorry to the tifosi, tell ur girl @charles_leclerc to kiss my ass not my rear tyre xoxo

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user1: okay they're clearly still in the enemies phase... when can we skip to lovers

user2: i personally love that charles is the mortal enemy of both verstappen siblings that's so slay of him

maxverstappen1: crop me out again and say goodbye to a tow in qualifying

yourusername: sorry maxy, not my fault i got all the photogenic genes xx

maxverstappen1: erm rude @christianhorner tell her to stop bullying me

yourusername: two can play at that game @sebastianvettel tell max to stop being a baby

user3: the way neither christian or seb replied they really don't get paid enough to deal with them

charles_leclerc: what is it with verstappens and their love for pushing me off the track

yourusername: what is it with your front wing and my rear tyre

charles_leclerc: umm i asked you first

yourusername: stop deflecting babe, we all know you love my ass so much you wanted a touch

charles_leclerc: i'd rather deep fry my hands than touch your rear

maxverstappen1: that can be arranged

user4: can't wait for these three to all be in the same press conference next week 🍿

carlossainz55: my favourite person to share the podium with

yourusername: thanks chilli (@tifosi you heard it here sainz is against ferrari 1-2s)

carlossainz55: NO that's not what i meant

landonorris: i see how it is ... god all men are the same AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YOU?

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maxverstappen1: happy birthday to my bestest friend, biggest rival and favourite roommate. though maybe now you're 23 you can get your own place so you can sneak out to meet up with your secret boyfriend on your own terms and can keep that massive ballsack away from jimmy and sassy. i love you and verstappen dominance 4 ever.

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user7: i love y/n but i think she should bring her cat to races as a scare tactic

yourusername: wrinkle doesn't appreciate your tone but it is duly noted

yourusername: awwwwwwwww i love you maxy !! and you're never getting rid of your little sister unless you get married and ur a big fat nerd so that's never happening xx

maxverstappen1: attacking me after i just bought you a whole ass car

yourusername: i JOKE. thank you soooo much and you'll never get rid of me you love me too much to anyway.

maxverstappen1: enough to finally introduce me to the mystery man?

yourusername: blocked.

user8: are we all just ignoring her doing her literal eyeliner with a knife?

user9: or the fact that max likely walked in and was like oh wait this is a sick shot

danielricciardo: oh no that was me, i'm still traumatised but it's probably the best photo i've ever taken

yourusername: easy to do with a model like me

charles_leclerc: wtf is that thing in the last one

yourusername: rude of you to think ur balls look any nicer

charles_leclerc: what?

yourusername: what?

user10: does anyone want to elaborate?

carlossainz55: happy birthday y/n !

yourusername: thanks carlos, thank you for the flowers 👍

user11: this is either their way of flirting or y/n really couldn't give a flying fuck about carlos' obvious crush on her

yourusername

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yourusername: another trip around the sun and still following my brother around, difference is now i beat him x

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user16: your honour i am so obsessed with her

maxverstappen1: can't even be angry about it, you deserve the world

yourusername: you softy, i love you

maxverstappen1: also dummy i know who your boyfriend is now did you guys forget that we LITERALLY LIVE TOGETHER

yourusername: i was intoxicated my bad but we bought you breakfast?

maxverstappen1: literally the only reason he hasn't gone over the balcony, he might want to be gone before this hangover wears off

yourusername: noted.

user17: yall want to share with the class?

user18: based on ^^ this reaction i'm going to say it's not carlos

user19: watch out he'll drop a shit pick-up line in a second and be rejected

carlossainz55: hope you enjoyed your birthday beautiful

user20: bro this guy STINKS

user19: i told yall

yourusername: thank you carlos

user21: i'm sorry this is dry as hell it can't be carlos

charles_leclerc: my shoes will never recover, i'll be sending an invoice your way

yourusername: you're a millionaire boo, you can replace those tacky white trainers yourself

charles_leclerc: is having no manners a verstappen trait?

yourusername: come for max all you want, but the birthday girl? low leclerc

charles_leclerc: when you go low i go lower

yourusername: oh believe me i know all about you and going down

user22: DO YALL MIND?

user23: do they think we're dumb?

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charles_leclerc: a weekend without racing?

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user24: what is biden doing about the soft launch pandemic?

user25: well this is oddly timed ...

yourusername: you look like you'd have sweaty hands

charles_leclerc: wouldn't you like to know

yourusername: unlike all ur fangirls i've actually smelt you sweaty after a race so you can keep your hands to yourself

maxverstappen1: you heard her 🤨

charles_leclerc: why are you here? is this a 2 for 1 deal on annoying dutch people

yourusername: you can call him annoying all you want, but you love me don't lie

charles_leclerc: my lawyer says i shouldn't comment on that ;)

sebastianvettel: when will you two stop?

yourusername: sorry seb :(

charles_leclerc: sorry seb :(

user26: i know carlos is sick reading this weird flirting when y/n never comments on his pics

user27: she comes here just to flirt cause she didn't even like the photo

user28: she doesn't even follow him 😭

pierregasly: i love a slow burn as much as the next person BUT NOT WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS PICK UP THE PHONE

charles_leclerc: you're so dramatic, nobody knows calmar

maxverstappen1: he's lying i do

pierregasly: WHAT

charles_leclerc: by ACCIDENT i didn't tell him by choice

user29: so like, it's definitely y/n LOL

user30: oh no everyone get ready marca is going to run a story tomorrow about how charles leclerc is ruining carlos' career with psychological warfare by flirting with the girl he likes

user31: sainz sr about to wage war lol

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charles_leclerc: i don't share. i love you. please follow me on instagram now (and let me come on max's jet) x

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user35: HOLY FUCK

user36: they're so fucking sexy my lord

yourusername: you're so weak, one teammate flirts with me and you hard launch, i've had 12 year olds use me as a face claim to pretend they're pregnant with your child

charles_leclerc: they took your face? i happen to quite like it, can they give it back?

yourusername: quite?

charles_leclerc: don't make me look bad you know i positively LOVE YOUR FACE

yourusername: and my ass since it's all you look at on track

charles_leclerc: okay you can drop the act now people know we're in love stop being mean to me :(

yourusername: but it's true, no?

charles_leclerc: rest assured i love your actual ass much more

maxverstappen1: believe me the people she lives with know WAY too much about how much you love it

user37: carlos sainz really thought he had a chance when these fools have been together for TWO years

sebastianvettel: congratulations you two, glad we don't have to watch you two trying to be subtle now

maxverstappen1: so wait when did you find out?

sebastianvettel: about two weeks into the relationship, they were very obvious

yourusername: thank you for keeping our secret dad <3

user38: y/n really said you ARE my grid dad

yourusername: oh no that's my actual dad

charles_leclerc: he's literally going to walk y/n down the aisle

maxverstappen1: please don't tell me you're engaged? i only just got over you actually being together

charles_leclerc: i'm not your brother yet don't worry (i will be soon)

carlossainz55: congrats guys

user39: it's okay bro you can cry

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yourusername: two years with the love of my life, still on max's side on val d'argenton x

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user40: they're disgusting (when will it happen to me)

charles_leclerc: we'll have to agree to disagree

yourusername: just admit it you love to push verstappens off the track

charles_leclerc: sorry babe as much as i love you, i'll never let you win x

yourusername: good thing i always beat you then x

charles_leclerc: either way victory sex still bangs

user41: yes, yes they're cute, but i need a full on play-by-play of how this relationship came to be

user42: i know these menaces were giggling and kicking their feet every time they had an argument in comment sections

yourusername: oh it was very fun

charles_leclerc: but the radio messaged are 100% real lol

maxverstappen1: thanks for having my back, you're welcome for all the gross pictures i've taken for you guys

yourusername: consider your payment like every meal i make us

maxverstappen1: well if i did it f1 would be down three drivers

user43: wait so does charles basically live with them now?

maxverstappen1: unfortunately yes. depressing music, even worse cooking than me and horrendously loud sex with my sister. i should kick him out

charles_leclerc: i literally bought you noise-cancelling headphones?

maxverstappen1: nothing you can say will save me from this trauma

yourusername: just shag daniel and get off of our case x

note: ahhhhh i am so sorry this request took so long, my inbox keeps moving stuff around lol. my finger is good thanks for asking, the human body is a wonder and i peeled off the last of my scab this week lol. i hope this was the kinda thing you were looking for !! xx

[sinkix]

Haikyuu!!│Boys going grocery shopping w/ you! HC’s│Ft. Bokuto, Nishinoya, Terushima, Kuroo & Kunimi

I had this late night idea and just HAD to follow through, the chaos would be O F F T H E C H A R T S. Thank you to @deathcab4daddy​ for helping me brainstorm some good characters for this post lmao I love you bby and can’t wait to do a collab. <3

E N J O Y ~ 

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

BOKUTO:

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BOI PICKS UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD

 I FUCKING MEAN IT.

“(Y/N) we need this” 

“Bokuto we do not need a 7th jar of peanut butter.”

 “But (Y/N) it has a squirrel on the front-”

“BOKUTO I SWEAR TO GOD”

Tries to drift on the edge of the cart like something straight outta CSGO and the cart nearly obliterates under his weight.

V e r y l o u d u n e c c e s s a r i l y.

Everyone always stares at y’all when you’re going through the isles bc ur literally escorting a man-child sprawled in a shopping cart who’s going “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” at everything he sees like he’s a toddler at the zoo who’s never encountered a chimpanzee before.

Unless you have a bottomless bank account do NOT take him shopping of any kind he is LETHAL.

When you’re at the check-out he turns it into a basketball competition and tries to launch everything perfectly on to the conveyor belt.

Volleyball player? Nah this sis with the NBA now.

Do not ask him to go get something, he will return with at least 9 items you didn’t need and everything BUT the item you requested

He turned up with a whole ass pineapple, a jar of jam, a stick of butter and a bottle of olive oil.

Like,,,where is the correlation in those items???

Once made the mistake of asking him to grab some pads from the hygiene section and specified it HAD to be with wings

Boy showed up ten minutes later and looking very confuzzled.

You questioned why he has a pack of wingless pads in one hand and a can of red bull in the other.

He said it’s because they didn’t have any with wings so he figured the Redbull would suffice and do the job for you.

i-

NISHINOYA:

Can literally fit him in the little cart seat made for kids and he LOVES it lmaoooo IT’S SO CUTE MY HEART.

HE JUST SWINGS HIS LEGS EXCITABLY WHILE YOUR GETTING STUFF AAAAAAA

Ppl give you such weird looks though bc you have a guy who’s at least 14 years older than the intended demographic sitting there and raising his hands in elation over you copping a cookie dough pie and chucking it in.

Again, another who is VERY LOUD FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

Get’s out of the cart after a while bc his legs be growing numb and begins roaming around.

Someone came back with a feral Noya in hand stating “Is this your child” WNDKJWEFNWJEF.

M’AM HE’S LIKE 18 EXCUSE YOU.

Was salty about it for the rest of the day.

Just ruffle his hair and call him Senpai 

Problem solved.

Picks up tons of exotic fruit that look more like plastic or fuzzy poisonous plants and begs you to get them.

“Noya what the fuck is that.”

“...a Pitaya.”

“...”

“Can we get it-”

“no.”

“(Y/N)-”

“I SAID NO DAMMIT”

Last time you bought some strange fruit he took it to practise and got Tanaka to spike it LMAOOO

IT SPLATTERED E V E R Y W H E R E

AND OVER DAICHI’S SHIRT.

He begged you to no longer allow Noya to purchase weird fruits from then on since he is like a child with a nerf gun.

He once picked up a phat wrinkly purple fruit and turned to you asking if it was an overgrown raisin.

“Noya sweetie that’s a Date.”

HE FULLY TSK’ED AND THREW IT BACK SINCE IT REMINDED HIM OF DATE TECH I CAN’T.

My boy out here defending Asahi even in the Grocery Isles.

We stan a loyal king.

TERUSHIMA:

Another one who tries to stand on the ledge and the cart wheels almost collapse because it wasn’t designed to hold the weight of a young adult.

Oh young adult??? Sorry I mean’t MAN CHILD.

He treats a shopping experience as a time to practise his aim apparently because he ALWAYS THROWS SHIT AT YOU TO THE POINT YOU’RE THREATENED TO BE KICKED OUT.

Definitely picks up phallic looking objects and places them against his crotch, snorting and saying “Like what you see (Y/N)?”

Homeboy is stood there in front of a wife and child presenting his cucumber appendage for the world to see.

He once grabbed a pair of fat ass melons and pressed them against his chest, shaking them and belting the lyrics to ‘My Milkshake’ while begging you to SQUEEZE HIS MELONS.

“Look (Y/N) they’re bigger than yours!”

I just- 

I give up.

Constantly tries to sneak mutli-packs of energy drinks into the cart to the point you’re convinced he is going to keel over from heart failure and kidney stones by the age of 20.

Has his airpods in 90% of the time and treats the isles as his personal dance floor.

He busting them MOVES and performing the MJ moonwalk while in the dairy section.

ONCE HE SLID TOO FAST AND SLIPPED ON HIS REAR IN FRONT OF LIKE 12 PEOPLE LMAOO

He was DEAD silent the rest of the trip.

Probably the most serene shopping experience you’ve had to date.

The checkout clerks occasionally hit on Mr. Sore-Ass over here.

Until he opens his mouth and they realise he’s a total dolt and question how you have the patience for him.

You don’t know either honestly.

The whole bagging experience is spent with them shooting you sympathetic glances as if to say ‘sis you shoulda’ left him at home’.

Yes, yes you should have.

Never a dull moment with Teru as your shopping partner.

KUROO:

LITERALLY LIKE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN OR A TODDLER WHEN Y’ALL GO SHOPPING THERE IS NEVER AN EVEN MIDDLE-GROUND.

Frequently cracks lame-ass food puns or dad jokes that make you want to crawl into a hole and die.

You have competitions on who can come up with the most and the loser always faces a penalty.

Kuroo and creating penalties do NOT mix safely so you better hope you win.

“I love you a waffle lot.” 

Proceeds to hold up a wrapped waffle.

Ok that one was kinda cute you’ll let it slide.

“I ap-peach-iate you Kuroo.”

Cue HyenaLaugh.mp3

“Want a pizza me baby? Bitch peas, doughnut take me lightly.”

You changed your mind.

You didn’t talk to him the duration of that shopping experience, no penalty could be as horrifying as what just came out of his mouth.

“(Y/N)... sometimes I feel like you don’t carrot all.”

You slapped him with said carrot and obviously had to pay for it after.

You forced him to eat it raw.

He is the definition of Neutral disaster when you go shopping.

Shitty food puns aside, he is actually very responsible when making sure you both get what you need.

Not without tons of poking, prodding, and blowing into your ear while you’re trying to decide what ingredients to buy for dinner.

You contemplated serving him a plate of bubbling snot and moulded broccoli seasoned with rosemary.

Bone apple teeth, bitch.

Ofc you didn’t because he always pulls out the puppy eyes and cuddles card after since he knows he’s well and truly rattled your patience lmao.

Actually picks really healthy food options?? Being the captain of a team he has the responsibility of keeping his health in top condition and leading by example so at least he knows the right ingredients to make a bomb-ass and nutritious meal ig.

Y’all always bicker and tease each other at the checkout which is usually great amusement for the clerk serving you as they often smirk and perceive you as an old married couple.

Which tbh you kinda are, it feels like it at least.

Still such a big asshole though lmao you never leave the store without your sanity being scathed.

KUNIMI:

Honestly just wanted an excuse to make jokes at the expense of the Aoba Johsai teammates.

and what better candidate for cracking these than Kunimi.

He’s a very chill partner to have tag along with you on your endeavours.

Not without some grumbling and groaning on his part though, lazy bitch.

You always finish shopping trips with a busted lung at how much you have been laughing though with some of the SHADY ASS REMARKS HE MAKES ABOUT THE OTHER TEAM MATES.

You were outside the store when you both spotted an angry looking Doberman tied to a nearby post.

“Smh who let Kyotani outside again.”

You hadn’t even set foot in the store yet and he was already spitting flaming insults.

[Walking up to the automatic double doors]

“Damn Oikawa move out of my way.”

Oikawa just tryna live and he keeps getting roasted for his flat cheeks 

#StopOikawaAssShaming

Ten minutes of scouring the store later he picks up a spikey Kiwano and compares it to Iwaizumi’s hair.

Proceeds to beg you not to tell my boy Iwa because he KNOWS he will get decked to the gym floor.

Passers by often wonder why you’re wheezing and producing noises like a boiling kettle.

When I tell you no one is safe, I mean N O O N E.

“These Yule logs really out here looking like Matsukawa’s brows.”

The finisher was when Kunimi picked up a turnip and said 

“Huh, kinda looks like Kindaichi.”

I just-

He could roast a whole chicken in minutes from the burn of these comments I stg.

You can now never look at the Seijou team without various foods or inanimate objects plaguing your thoughts.

Thanks, Kunimi.

[kaisooficrec]

are there any new idol/fan au you know? ( I had all the fics in your tags read and I need new ones

Oh wow it’s been a while since we recommended idol and fan au! This means we also have more celebrity au in general so we split them up for your and everyone else’s preferences ^^

idol + fan au:

Criminally Romantic - kyungsoo is a famous author of crime novels, very handsome and charismatic on top of being talented and fanboy jongin is a goner!! strangers to lovers, smut, fluff, a bit of crisis in their relationship, happy end, this is my fave fjdfs 

Afterlight - kyungsoo and jongin have been best friends growing up together, and then kyungsoo becomes a famous actor/idol. jongin is very happy for him, but kyungsoo has some troubles that may hinder his celebrity life and jongin who is in love with kyungsoo would do anything to save him. angsty but beautiful i loveee :’( 

god i could have kissed you - kyungsoo thinks he’s not a fan of any idols much less one named kai but he is a very helpful friend and collects the merch at a café for his bestfriend. kyungsoo also happens to meet the idol himself while doing so ;) fluff!!

Gentleman - kyungsoo is a popular actor who goes undercover to the cinema and watches his newly released movie “Hyung”. next to him, a noisy watcher snorts and cries because of the sad ending which makes kyungsoo a bit annoyed but then the sobbing guy, jongin, recognized him :) actually very sweet and domestic later, jongin is overall a very proud fan! 

No Matter How Hard I Try - based on this prompt: Soloist/Actor Kyungsoo dedicates his Best actor award to his long time bf only to find out that his bf was cheating on him. JI is doing a live & walking back to his place when he bumps into a small covered up dude that oddly resembles the man who is his favorite idol. (you’ll love this!!!!!!)

honey bear’s peaches - more on royalty au! kyungsoo gets to a very small event with his friend baek and both have heart eyes on the nation’s handsome princes sekaiyeol. fluffy :))

Hope and Legacy - kyungsoo is not an idol per se, he is a famous figure skater and jongin idolizes him. it’s so good! 10/10

Eyes on You - kyungsoo gets more than what he bargained for when he gets to meet his idol backstage. smut, rockstar jongin :)) (nipple play, facials, top jongin)

nini reacts - jongin is a youtube vlogger and a huge fan of exo, especially of kyungsoo and meet each other at the fanmeeting

Waste Time With a Masterpiece - kyungsoo wins a date with his idol and crush for a day :) also this is supernatural + smut ;)

Adrenaline - trainee jongin is just a trainee but already meets his future fanboy :)

Your number 1 fan - ongoing, a love between an idol and his assistant that is hidden behind the stage

First Impressions - it’s main chanbaek but jongin is a famous idol, handsome and shy and kyungsoo is starstruck!

idol/celeb + non celeb:

our days are numbered, but let me stay here awhile- idol jongin escapes the hectic idol life to the countryside where he meets farmer kyungsoo, who grows out of season fruits and vegetables in the middle of the coldest winter. so nice :’)

things i couldn’t tell you - soulmate au with telepathic communication. jongin is very mysterious about himself and kyungsoo suspects he doesn’t like him but theres a reason why jongin acted like that at first

Diamond Crystal - idol/model jongin. they got married only out of convenience and there is some angst at first as they’re cold towards each other 

RedBull gives you wings and the ability to not sleep for 8 days - idol jongin has been running on 3 hours of sleep for the last 2 days while kyungsoo on the other hand, hasn’t slept in 8 days

Can You Keep A Secret? - kyungsoo is afraid of flying and during a turbulence he blurts his secret to a stranger next to him. kyungsoo is an idol while jongin a ceo. age switch!

Guard My Heart -kyungsoo has never felt the need to change his bodyguard, unlike his members, but he may have a reason or two (bodyguard!jongin)

shirts and bars (take us this far) - pure smut! idol!kyungsoo and ceo/businessman jongin, age switch, humiliation, bdsm, dirty talk ohh

begging you to keep on haunting me - jongin is korea’s sweetheart and rising ballet dancer and receives a threatening letter one day. in fear, he hires three bodyguards, except one of them is always out of jongin’s sight and he does everything to make this mysterious kyungsoo show up. this is crazy good, reminds me a little bit of black swan (not as dark and tragic ofc). smut ;)

another cliche - they break up but also get together, jongin is an idol while kyungsoo not

The Apocalypse Killed the Video Star - jongin was once a famous celeb but in the apocalypse, no one cares about it, especially a baddass like kyungsoo who has to save his bum numerous times! this is so great fjgdfj

Ice Ice Coffee - kyungsoo goes skating with his famous ice skater boyfriend jongin for the first time and it’s romantic and fluffeee

in the sea of people (there i found you) - kyungsoo gets dragged to a concert by his friend jongdae who is a huge fan. kyungsoo meets a bassist jongin for the first time :)

Miss Me - actor kyungsoo and very jealous ceo jongin, smut, domestic ;)

I Missed You - actor kyungsoo gets a visit from his boyfriend after coming home from work. smut, top jongin! 

both are celeb/famous:

Truth be told (I never was yours) - yiiis enemies to lovers, seasoned actor kyungsoo thinks idols can’t act and idol jongin wants to prove him wrong!

circuit dreams -jongin is a formula 1 racer and kyungsoo is an idol. together they make a powerful couple

coincidence? nah! -Kai and D.O. were both famous when it comes to cosplaying. They had their own fanclub names even if the fans know they were gay. One time, they went to a cosplay event wearing the costumes of the one of the top yaoi couples. The fans mistaken them to be a couple in real life

It was You - jongin is a famous novelist but struggles with his new book and when a handsome and drunk stranger at the bar asks jongin to run away with him, jongin agrees. so romantic ehfsf and the also find strength in each other :’)

[BREAKING] Kim Jongin spotted on a date with his model boyfriend - drabble, jongin is a prince who got caught on a date with his boyfriend, model kyungsoo *u*

you make me (no one else I’d rather do this with) - drabble, noir actor kyungsoo and rookie idol jongin are casted as the korean counterparts of Even Bech Næsheim and Isak Valtersen of SKAM.

Got Me Coming Right Back - a small collection of celebrity kaisoo, model jongin and actor soo in a secret relationship vjjfsd me likey

Hopefully you’ll find new fics to read! Don’t forget to give them love too! 

- Admin J

[castlebangtan]

Noble Artisans

This list is in alphabetical order and was updated on the [13th June 2021] it is subject to change as the network grows.

[Admin]

Lillia - @moccahobi

I am the UWU qween. Founder of Castle Bangtan. True gentle soul.

Jester - @youarejesting

I have many titles; Jester the Loyal, Jester the Fox Enthusiast, Jester the Devourer of Worlds, Jester the executor, and Jester the Admin of Castle Bangtan.

Kami - @solarisjoon

Seokjin-biased

Khoe/Kowi - @bratzkoo

I'm khoe (ko-wi), '02 liner, pls love me

Melody - @hoebii

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

Meraki - @merakiierse

Hii I'm Meraki!! Giving a big, warm hug to you all. I hope you enjoy my writing and get sent to another world where you feel comfortable and loved!! <3

[A]

Ani - @crystaljins

I’m Ani and it’s lovely to meet you! I started writing fics because I wanted to make people smile so I hope that’s what happens :)

Araceli - @heejinnien

Ash- @joonswolf

It's her black wings that make her beautiful

Ashlyn - @burberryplaid

Libra | 19 | sucker for cute pick up lines | when i say 'not all men are trash' — i'm thinking of kim namjoon <3

[B]

B - @alpacaparkaseok

Hyung line trash & unofficial member of the maknae line

Bambi - @mimikookie

hopeless romantic who loves pasta, cuddles, and dancing ♡

Belle - @sope-and-shine

A little chaotic bean trying to draw and write 🖤

Blue- @buzzyybee

Hi! please take care of me, love, blue <3 ​

[C]

Cam- @sunshinejunghoseokie

I wish I could be a piece of peace.

Cry- @yoingle-boingle

Forever hungry and tired. Writer/beta/libra/gay.

[D]

Dae/Via- @aglassofpinkchampagne 

I'm a little kooky for Jungkoo! ...Please laugh...

[E]

Ellie - @wishesunderthestars

Hey, I’m Ellie!

Eomma/Julia - @yoongi-sugaglider

Everybody's mom friend~ Began writing fiction at 11 years old, poetry at age 9. Has a special fondness for the soft fluffy stuff but can angst it up with the best of them. My inbox is always open!

Eva - @aroseforyoongi​

Eva- @dinamitae​

your resident 134340 enthusiast <3

[F]

Fae - @sope-and-shine

Drafts too many ideas and writes fluff to her hearts content~🥰

[G]

Georgie - @saveme-imfine

She/her/they/them, Anime, Nintendo and BTS fan

[H]

Hazel - @hobipaint

I'm Hazel, and I'm drowning in WIPs.

Hikaru- @bangtiddies​

bogan with luv

[I]

Isabella - @pjmsdior

Eighteen, writer/editor, vminkook biased, multi 💖

Isabella - @monvante

[J]

Jean- @eatjeanjin​

Hi, I'm Jean. '95 liner. She/her 💖💜💙. I'm a writer who happily dwells in this castle.

Jiah - @dreamcatcherjiah

Hi! I'm Jiah! I would like to think I am a fun and approachable person and I hope my blog reflects that as well! I hope it is a place where everyone can have fun and enjoy together! I have many new ideas for the future and I am very excited to share them! ~Jiah🌺

JJ - @jjbeansies​

Hi! My name is JJ! I'm 19 and I have been an ARMY since 2013! My ultimate bias is Jimin but I'm mostly Ot7. Please show my writings lots of support and feedback as I want to improve as much as I can! <3

Jumi - @jtrbluv​

Yoongi luvbot ;w; who writes the occasional fic

[K]

Kas- @voiceswithoutlips

Hello, I'm Kas, she/her, 24, check out my blog ;)

[L]

Laralyn - @ thicccqueyoongimin

[M]

Maria- @joyfulhopelox

Hi, i’m Maria, 26, i got a serious addiction to caffeine and i didn’t know how to live in the real world so i moved into a fictional one. Army since 2014, I never feel my age as i’ve never grown up, i just know that i need to be polite in public. I have 1 bias 1 ex who never leaves, a wrecker and a lot of standby’s. I’m always happy to make new friends and chat ❤️

Michy - @redjoonie

si vis amari, ama. if you want to be loved, love.

Minnie - @armysantiny

16, she/her, Yoongi/Jungkook biased and a sucker for angst. What's not to love? Feel free to request something, or simply talk about anything!

[N]

Nelly - @Nelliiwrites

Currently running on redbull and coffee

[O] [P]

Parker - @tae-cup​

Hello! I'm Marria and I'm very excited and honored to be a part of castle bangtan. This is my first time joining a community like this and I can't wait! I only write SFW and my biases are Yoongi and Taehyung. Reach out to me if you want to chat or anything! I'm free to talk, make some new friends, and just have a good time :)

[Q] [R] [S]

Soph - @tteokggukk

Banana bread and bts enthusiast

[T]

Tina - @hobicomeholla29

I’m shy, hungry and sleepy most of the times. lol please bear with me.

TJ - @tbtssstuff

Hello! :) I’m TJ and I like to write for Tae mostly even though he isn’t my bias. He just loves to live rent free in my mind.

[U] [V] [W] [X] [Y]

Yuki - @justimajin

[Z]

[simplyventi]

Ling: j know for a fact that Redbull does not give you wings, I tried to pour Red Bull on a dying butterfly once and it...just died

[kaisooficrec]

ITS FINNALY OPEN! I spent so long trying to make sure it's the right time since I'm PST, so I mjust gonna get to the point, are there any new schoolau?

hooray congrats for catching the ask open! I’ll do university/college au because the last req happened almost two years ago c:

priceless - hurt comfort, fluff, their friends make fun of jongin’s college major and kyungsoo is not okay with it! written by admin y and we LAVA IT

Unplanned - soo finds crying nini in a dorm hallway and kinda invited him to netflix and chill fkgk

Play it Right to Win - so this is “deliquent”soo and confused jongin, like, soo is kinda feisty here and jongin is such a puppy haha

Just My Luck - small drabble, het!kaisoo, jongin was having a bad day but just happens to meet this cute guy so it wasn’t that bad after all c:

RedBull gives you wings and the ability to not sleep for 8 days - Jongin is an idol that’s been running on 3 hours of sleep for the last 2 days. Kyungsoo on the other hand, hasn’t slept in 8 days. 

Seasons - age gap, jongin hangs out with his friends at the local bar near their campus. there, jongin falls in love at first sight with a cute guy who is 6 years older ;) (though soo is a teacher but not jongin’s). so fluffy!!!

Come December (I Will Be Here) - good ol’ classic but hasn’t been recced yet TT they’re roommates and jongin gets so busy this semester so he’s unable to go home and spend the holidays with his family. kyungsoo decides to stay with him and celebrate christmas with jongin. by legendary coppertears :’)

This could be us - uni setting, they are introduced through their mutual friends. their relationship goes up and down a bit in this

Jongin’s Discount Go Go Juice - uber hilarious and cute! it’s basically “My favorite college experience is when I had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “I’m going to die” and drank the whole thing “ 

beep-beep - receiving a wrong number is one thing, but befriending the stranger it belongs to is something entirely unexpected for a mostly reserved college student. It’s a confusing (and fun) time for shy Kim Jongin, who may have left his heart on the other end of the line.nerds kaisoo w a lot of pokemon ref!!

Hey Baby, Wanna Go Corps-a-corps? - fencing au also, jongin is just thirsty for that cute fencer ;)

I’ll know the way back (if you know the way) -Kyungsoo is a very unhappy computer graphics major. His life changes when he stumbles across Jongin who is a starving artist living on the streets of downtown Seoul. 

Somebody waits for you - mermaid!soo ;)UCLA’s local mermaid is getting ready for his first Christmas at the Park-Kim residence. 

Love Is Blind - demigod au, jongin has the power to make people do anything for him due to his divine beauty - his ability seems to be limitless until he meets a blind college student/librarian kyungsoo. kim-jignog ily :’)

How We Love - this never fails to make me feel warm and coo at their luv!! kd are boyfriends living together in a dorm and like every college students they struggle to balance their schedules and time spending together

Chocolates and Apple Cinnamon - wolf au, so yeah basically jongin is enticed with an incredible chocolate/cinnamon smell by his favourite alpha kyungsoo but is too shy to admit it!!!

make him whistle like a missile bomb - so jongin is very into the panty line visible on ksoo’s butt (smut, lingerie)

Susceptible to You - chaptered complete. age switch, abusive relationship (not kadi’s). soo makes makes a bet with his friends that he’ll be able to seduce and sleep with his professor kim jongin but everything changes when he gets to know jongin more. this is gnarly truly truly awesome 

Uberdone With Park Chanyeol - ksoo is an eng lit major who’s done with everything and jongin really likes him but keeps cracking horrile puns hehe

kaisoommer:

A Ride (Starting From Bathroom) - funny and fluffy and kyungsoo is really witty with his funny comebacks and remarks ;)

coffee and blueberry muffins - jongin has been crushing on the new college professor that comes to his coffee shop every morning. the last thing he expects is him to ask him out.

Jjeut Jjeut (Tsk, Tsk) - they’re both nerds and it’s just kgkfkfk i always love xingnini’s stories, they’re my kind of funny c:

First Meetings - so jongin is determined to run into cute guys in his sophomore year but he keeps embarrassing himself infront of the one and same boi :p

Demons On My Sleeve - supernatural au kinda, jongin has an ability to see other ppl’s most traumatic memories by touching them until one day he bumps into soo who he recognizes as his childhood friend

T-Boned My Heart -Jongin can’t wait to start his college experience. Especially when he meets his new roommate. (frottage)

It’s not a wrong thing (so let’s fall in love) - jongin is just in denial that he likes kyungsoo and thinks he’s straight (homophobia, bullying)

Baby, Come Dance With Me - they meet in a club and kyungsoo didn’t expect to meet again the boy with killer moves in the same class

A Whole Lot To Love - super fluffy kaisoo falling in love and getting closer to each other c:

Et Lire Entre Les Lignes - shy awkward nini just accidentally sends his fanfic to his tutor/crush, popular handsome gentleman ksoo (AMAZING AMAZING AM-)

twice in a lifetime - soo dates kai and was in an unhealthy relationship that ended up not very well but many years later he meets jongin who looks exactly like his ex but with a completely different personality and soo can’t help but fall for him again

I also recommend you school category in kaisooaufest and EXO University 1 + EXO University 2 fest!! :) happy reading~ 

- Admin J