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ransprang · 3 years ago

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Hi! Could I get an ohshc romantic matchup please? (I'm alright with nsfw ;) ) I'm a french pansexual woman who studies english literature and who wears glasses. I'm quite small, and often wear retro dresses / gothic clothes and I'm especially fond of corsets. I'm also a cosplayer who dreams of working in musical theatre. I can never be seen without platform shoes and I like showing off my body. I also have crippling social anxiety which often makes me physically sick. Personality wise, I'm really quiet at first but if I'm at ease with the person I get loud and mischievous, and very fond of bad jokes and innuendos, and jokingly self-centered (like I'll pretend to be but as a joke, in a 'I'm the best person here sweetie <3' kinda way). I don't really have a type and I'm pretty accepting.

Thank you :)

Hiii thank you so much for the request!!

We're super excited to write something for OHSHC (and I love musical theatre too! - admin san)

The second we saw your sense of humor and your fashion sense we thought of the one and only, twinkiest twin.........

KAORU HITACHIIN~

SFW

Kaoru and your sense of humor really match. He's loud and mischievous and you both would make tons of innuendos and harass other people together. With Hikaru in the mix, the "pretend threesomes" y'all have would be legendary.

You guys could also dirty talk in french in front of the whole gang since both Hikaru and Kaoru had to learn it thanks to their mom's profession. Tamaki would also get stuck in middle hearing all the filth coming out of yall's mouths and having to pretend nothing's happening in front of the others. Sometimes you guys start competing just to see how red he would go or who can make him cry and run to Haruhi first.

Kaoru being super into you, would get super into literature as well. You both could have cute picnic dates were you sensuously read him passages from the Bible, Quran, Torah and other religious texts while feeding him fruits. He in turn would find the most erotic Shrek fanfiction to read to you and watch your mind work to analyze it all.

Whenever you pass by Kaoru passes a comment about how the smaller you are, the thiccer you get 😉 Especially with your whore taste (we love it btw) he's definitely looking but respectfully

Kaoru being rich and his mom being into fashion means he would love to dress up with you. You and the twins could plan the Host club frequent get ups, and make them all wear corsets one week.

You could even convince Kyoya to have a gothic theme for the Host club for a week with you and Kaoru in charge of planning. Your cosplay skills combined with Kaoru's mom's resources, you guys would create the most amazing fits.

You could also subtly roast Tamaki when he goes on his rants about his beauty and greatness by mimicking him from the sidelines and making self-centered jokes. The twins would celebrate you and lift you to the skies once Tamaki starts crying and you'd be the queen of the homosexual supporting cast.

Sometimes when you guys go out on dates he notices that you get nervous and fidgety. He instantly puts his arm around you to assure you that you're not alone. If you feel uncomfortable talking to strangers you just needs to tug on his sleeve and he takes over.

N/SFW under the cut (2/3 admins are really not sexual we're sorry)

Sometimes you end up in bed with both the twins and whenever you're feeling mischievous you slip out from in between them and they both end up fucking each other. oops.

Sometimes you even make them 'swordfight' before the main event to see who gets to lead.

Your small height also allows Kaoru to pick you up and whack you on the bed before going to town ;)...... He returns 20 minutes later with dinner and you both have a lovely dinner in bed.

You guys would also love to cosplay in bed so look forward to professional slutty maid sama outfits and custom-made, tailored lingerie which you would have been embarrassed to buy in a shop.

Yours Fellatiously,

San, Sar, Sav

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