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thestalkerbunny · 3 years ago

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TSB Plays Legends Arceus Part 33

.....Okay that’s some heavy words of wisdom. Good bye Cyllene. I left a Wurmple in your desk drawer as a gift.

We take a moment for a brief intermission.

....What....

In the FUCKERY is that?

Fucking CHRIST.

(I did end up catching it because that was just so fucking cool and such an interesting detail the game and the Magikarp lore in general.)

BACK TO OUR DAILY PROVIDED NONSENSE.

....I caught a Garyados. I....It was flying 90ft in the air. It was so SICK.

I can see, I have EYES.

I have been made aware, tiny cowboy.

What are you implying, Cowboy-I’ve been trying to help with this bullshit. Maybe YOU should do something for once.

That’s WHAT I THOUGHT.

Irida is gonna be in a difficult position regardless.

....Do you at least have a GUN I could borrow?

Yeah provided another garyados doesn’t fucking yeet itself into the sky.

YEAH WE GET IT, SKY SCARY.

Lady, I’ve already got anxiety over this shit in general, you’re not HELPING.

Well Kamando decided to BLAME me in regards to this because it’s just easy and convenient to peg the outsider with the blame.

YEAH CAUSE I DON’T HAVE AN ANSWER. I’VE RUN OUT OF ANSWERS. I KNOW AS MUCH AS YOU FUCKERs.

NOPE. Xenophobia got too thick for me. I live outside now. I’m off the grid. I shredded my credit cards.

*inhales* YEAH I FIGURED. Nobody wants to touch the dirty outsider.

YEAH. I FIGURED. Tell Melli I put a Wurmple in his hut. I put a lot of wurmples in a lot of people’s places of rest-it’s gonna make for an INTERESTING spring when they pupate.

Time also causes wounds to decay and rot when untreated.

*sigh.*

This is fucking bullshit.

I wanna go home. I was supposed to watch Stranger Things Season 4. Our Flag Means Death just got renewed. They just released footage of LECHONK. My skin looks terrible, I haven’t had a proper bath in ages cause soap is just fucking LYE and harsh as fuck, I’m TIRED of potato mochi

This is stupid. Really really stupid.

What is SCREAMING at me, I am LAMENTING.

Ah.

BABY.

You’re a baby.....

I like you baby.

You’re a good baby, you’re not a hateful weird xenophobe who is gonna blame me for this shit.

You’re probably colorblind and you don’t even NOTICE the sky going all pixely and RED.

Okay bye bye baby, I love you sweetie awww looket them.

Shinx are always so cute. No wonder they’re Sinnoh’s top ranked pokemon pet.

....I miss my old pokemon.

Shit, I hope someone’s FEEDING ‘em. And someone at least is giving Atari his meds. Because uh. Those things don’t go in the MOUTH and he needs a towel hood and 3 people preferably ONE with a VET Doctorate to admister ‘em.

Oh GREAT.

It’s the end of the WORLD and I’m somehow STUCK WITH YOU. God, not even BEEDLE from BOTW doesn’t hound and follow me around like you do.

And I was looking to NOT be found by you. I NEVER want to be found by you, you weirdo.

I have done. ZERO trade with you and your merchant guild. Like. Actual literal ZERO. I pushed all my time and money into pokeballs because I go thru shit like tylenonal on my period.

AH. So you heard Kamando is fucking crazy blaming me.

I get it, you’re a GOSSIP hound.

.....I don’t like how you’re TALKING to me like this, it makes it sound like you’re trying corral me into a weird situational living arrangement with you that I am NOT into.