#red flag fr /hj

[vee-and-yourmom]

Guys, help, so like I'm going to a playscheme, and it's alr but the people in my group are really loud like bro stfu please and stop fucking growling your not a fucking animal and if you were I'd euthanize you, little slag xxx

[cloned-sheep97]

REASONS (haha reference) WHY I SIMP FOR RARO

Below cut if you want to see me go bananas

1. He's a boyfailiure

2.This also makes him pathetic

3. Kicks the homeless 😍😍🥴🥴 /j

4.no one likes him (me fr fr)

5.so fucking relatable this dude

6.High (haha get it? Bc he's a stoner) chance of being a single dad

7. Has a piercing, revealed by Ya No Se Que Hacer Conmigo (zoo wee mama)

8. Has a tattoo, revealed by Ya No Se Que Hacer Conmigo (zoo wee mama x2)

9. I like his glasses

10. i think he's kind of cute for some reason

11. them big ol' black eyes

12. dilf /hj

13. washed up

14. W rizz, in Yendo A La Casa De Damian a group of girls and a gay guy flirted with him so yeah, im not alone with the raro simpery BITCH @edgingattheedgeofauniverse

15. i feel like this is a weird thing to point but i like his body physique?

16. Probably makes fire food (or just fire since he has a high chance of being an arsonist)

17. I like his shirt!! Cool fashion sense!

18. ten inch dick.

19. Wow wtf was number 18

20. Anyways, free drug supplier

21. He likes going to karaoke!!! And grooming his students i guess /j

22. mmm veiny handnghfnfhfnf

23. I like men

24. I like raro

25. His name is unique, his last name is terrible, average canarian experience is the opposite tho so its ok👍 (guanamara torres if i see you ever again i swear)

26. He planted coffee in Nicaragua??? Wow!!! He's such a role model!! He cares about planet earth!!!! ���😁😁

27. He went to therapy once, at least he tried

28. He lives in a place where everyone constantly beats the shit out of eachother, bonus points for survival

29. He gave children hederitary alzheimer, what a chad

30. He comes from the greatest fucking album of all time, need i say more? *Smug face*

31. he knows how to play the piano!!! That means he has a special ability with fingers...

32. Number 31 was so normal until the fingers part. Wtf.

33. He knows about mithology , hot

34. he has nice male knockers

35. What the fuck is going on,???? Wdym "male knockers"??? Can you please stop sexualizing raro?

36. Okay my bad, anyways, i can fix him type of guy

37. Has facial hair, i like facial hair most of times

38. was an accident (so me fr fr)

39. likes led-zeppeling and stuff (this would actually be a red flag if he was a FAN of LZ but thank bora he is not)

40. Middle aged, need i say more? *Smug face*

Okay this is the end of my rant, you can go home now

Me when raro

[anantaru]

jst wondering but according to u, among the tall male characters, who are the ones with red flags and who are the green flags?

okay so nonnie 😏 .. (first of, this is my opinion and if yours differs, that‘s obviously alright!)

red flags:

alhaitham (HAHAHA no comment), dottore (literally no comment), pantalone (thinks he owns you), dainsleif (i think he‘s hard to deal with but i say this in the nicest way possible), baizhu (he gives me the creeps idk HAHA love him tho), ayato (listen, i know he‘s such a family person and i don‘t think he‘d ever hurt his s/o, i‘d originally put him in the green flags thingy because he cares deeply for his family, though i do think he can be maybe ?? a bit too overprotective, can turn it a bit too heavily, too jealous where it‘s unhealthy, big trust issues— he doesn‘t trust easily after all and i feel like it‘ll take a while to tackle this, controlling behavior)

green flags:

thoma (the best one), kaveh (a sweetheart), zhongli (as zhongli a green flag, as morax a red flag), kaeya (such an emotional lover, would do anything for you), diluc (i know it‘s divided there as well but i think he‘s a green flag, quite protective but he would never overdo it, he‘s very content and a great listener, leaves you enough space), itto (he‘s like the sun, so so warm and bright and would do anything as long as you‘re happy), childe (this is heavily divided but imo he‘s a greenflag, he‘s not "as" corrupted as his co workers i‘d say, he genuinely cares about family but i do think he‘s on the brink of green flag with a sprinkle of red flag because of his occupation and past!)

special shoutout:

capitano (green flag fr /hj, let me dream pls BAHAHA i know he‘s a harbinger but i like my softy capitano headcanon i wrote a while ago) pierro (red flag but red is a beautiful color)

[helpimtrappedinthetextbox]

https://youtu.be/a7nWTONu8S4?si=aCtqd5v8oWlORhzL

Fun little conversation I had where I threw a link at my friend :DD (said friend being @cant-think-to-save-my-life )

(I'm Grape Sonic Father Yeastest and friend is Great Ainsley Dearest)

Everything beyond this leads to a cursed conclusion we came to. I recommend you look away. Scared for life over here.

Now, to explain how we got to the cursed conclusion, let's go over a play by play of the rest of the conversation (pls watch the video first, there is a few references to it in the conversation)

So after the first part, the conversation turns to me mentioning I find Niklous Hendriks to be a hot mfer. How my two types of fictional me at 1) Bumbling Idiot with a good heart and 2) a WALKING Red Flag

Friend responds with A Red Flag??? He's 50

I had no choice but to retort with a statement my beloved cousin had told me, 'Dating is also a form of Self Harm'

Friend: Can gay people stop causing their own problems?? /hj /lh

Me: fr 💀

I proceed to state that, in my own opinion, the first pose has 'Whore Behavior' all over it and that I was fully here for it (like hawt damn he's so fine)

Friend said fair, then states that if Niky wasn't doing what he's doing rn he'd probably be whoring out there

Enough to make Finn jealous

Then, in their own words, they had a 'Horrifying absolutely abysmal thought'

And then proceeded to say that there's a concerning and terrifying chance that, even in a different timeline, Finn and Niklous could have fucked.

I then expressed my absolute hatred for them, as well as my hatred that this could have absolutely could have happened.

I then elaborate upon what SPECIFICALLY those thoughts were.

Like that they would have done it multiple times and traded off on who was in which position, and that they most definitely tried kinky things.

That they probably met up several times over the course of Finn's research, because a repetitive and constant variable has always been something important in testing out a new hypothesis.

And they could have even met up after Finn's research concluded should they have been interested in doing it again.

That Finn probably has such exploits written in several books, and my friend dearly wishes for 'no one to ever come across Finn's books at this rate'

And thus our encounter ended with...

Pain. And only pain.

[berryunho]

i’m sorry but WHAT.IS.THIS FICCCCC AAAAHHHHH. everything about it is so ugh and agh and oooohhh and huh. pls lauren, author-nim i’m ITCHING IN MY SLEEP to read the next chapter. the gore, the eerie atmosphere, the love quarrels, the death and manipulation. I FUCKING LIVEEEEE. ngl it took me like 2-3 nights to read all of this and now my sleep schedule is ✨nonexistent✨ but like it’s so worth it. the way i was glaring throughout most of it i— it took me a couple of pauses to not dash my precious communication device across my room but now i’m just intoxicated. i love the way i couldn’t totally guess what was going on cuz mc wouldn’t read the part of the ANSWER that has to do with her and nobody told her until woo gave her the gist of it. i just want mc to use her favouritism to at least taunt hwa a little like “i know your mans wants me over your lame ass” ya know? anyways rip Haseul she a real one but Mingi!!! wait wait real it back cuz the Choosing ceremony oh lawdddd the way i wanted to reach across the table and stick a fork in HJ’s neck!! rah and when they drugged the fuck outta her and— look. you’re an amazing writer even though mc made me want to question how slow ppl can be cuz hellooooo are we colourblind?? don’t you see these fucking flaring red flags??? now mingi??? after Haseul’s incident… he is dead to me! period point blank! i wanted mc to just turn to him and spit those words but ofc that wouldn’t happen in this CIRCUS. now San… i’m biased cuz he my hubby but i really don’t have any objections. again cuz i’m San biased. i love the level of crazy, ambitious, manipulative and also sorta deranged his character has like i personally wouldn’t mind cuz low-key that’s rizz to me. jongho. he… has composureeee. i just want to see him snap fr can’t lie. not a tiny bit but pure “all i see is red” type of shit, you get me? hwa can die in a ditch atp i don’t really care. and i just want to snuff joongie in his sleep. now in terms of relationships, matz… yeah respectfully i’m exiting left cuz man i just can’t. partially cuz i can’t see joongie in any other light but cute. however coma, with the way you’re describing his sizzling touch and haunting smiles i think that my skin could crawl inside out in itself. uh huh pennywise could neverrrr. mc and mingi, idk wagwan but all i can say is that mingi is beyond not okay atp like… bipolar doesn’t even cover it a third of it pls. i honestly cannot deal with the barn scene cuz i would have walked tf out. it’s literally joongie’s personality ctl + c, ctl + v but with emotions and whatever soundness there is left. now… i can see mingi dying. oops sorry not sorry cuz have you seen the way man is moving. in my mind i see it as: the more you weaver in my eyes (in terms of keeping yo shit in check), the closer to death you are. so don’t come rock my shit plssss ty. mc and san… sigh… like somebody said ain’t no way this relationship is going anywhere and i agree cuz… side eye. woo snapping at mc had my somewhat excited bones jiggling so pls author-nim i need woo to break composure again pls. now yeo and yuyu… i want them to come and catch me off guard pls. this is toxic but i want issues left and right. NO SLEEP, JUST STRESS. yessir. in terms of the sexual scenes, i’m going to go back to hwa and mc getting off on hatred towards each other but author-nim~ i want hwa to have drastic mood swings while railing her into Universe One pls😭 and i want joongie to catch them or at least watch part of it. also, san needs to learn how to pull out cuz oral ain’t gonna cut it for very long. tokens of appreciation, joongie being vulnerable at times, hwa’s calling mc ‘sweetie’ all the time, mingi showing emotion once he crosses a line with mc, san being super protective and sweet of mc, woo’s bright self cuz i can actually hear him being like that. yeo henchman purrr and jongho buff self yasss. also yuyu just being there hehe. OTHER THAN my murderous thoughts towards most of these fictional personas, i’m STOCKED to read chpt 30!!! and ily unconditionally for making this masterpiece 😘😘😘😘😘

THIS ASK ADLSFKASDLFKJSFKJFS THIS IS SO CRAZY !!!! THANK YOUUUUU !!!! KLJFD;KASJDF i litcherally dont even know what to say aside from thank you sm for reading and sharing your thoughts lkajflkajsdfk this is so insightful to me as a writer like knowing what sticks out to you is so interesting and really helps me figure out what im good at accentuating and LKAJSDFLKASDJF yes just thank you very much ily mwah

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[commaclear]

Would it be so wrong for me to nominate htid! Sally for badass? Now I know she’s done some questionable things. Like very questionable things. But hear me out

She’s a woman who knows what she wants and she doesn’t really let anything stop her. And while that’s caused some fucked shit to happen, you’ve gotta keep in mind the intent behind her actions.

Listen any parent that’s gonna go to such extreme lengths to protect or help their kids instantly gets kudos from me. As long as they aren’t doing it in the icky treating your kid like a sellable object.

And when she kicks Jared out because she choses her son over some asshole. That’s badass. That’s hot as fuck. I wish she could come over and kick the Jared out of my life. I could be the new Jared if she wants even. But the improved version. At least my red flags aren’t as bad as Jared. At least I could be her housewife.

I’m getting off track. Point is she’s a fucking badass. Even if she’s a shady one who’s left people in her life with trauma, I’d say that just kinda makes her more badass. I could site textual evidence if more convincing is needed but I feel like y’all should understand me here

Anyways. That was a lot of words to say htid sally for badass please. She fucking hot guys please

-Quackity analysis anon

If this is cuz she's a sexy redhead with amazing tits, you can just say so, no judgement /hj

But fr, kicking Jared out was totally badass, and it will def earn her a slot in the poll

[waterparksdrama]

obviously grace and awsten are similar, thats why ottos in love with both of them /hj

fr tho i feel like awsten would be super on board with dating himself, girl version or not, despite his glaring red flags. i think half of it was her intensity and such while the other half was that he probably kink shamed her (“shut that shit down real quick”) and incompatible sexuality is probably a dealbreaker

sometimes i'll read. things from people that watched grace's vlogs during the time her and awsten dated and it's all just like "they're both really insecure and hate each other" and "why are they still dating" and even "i thought he was her gay friend" - iz

[kuarfish]

WHY R SO MANY OF MY FRIENDS GOJO LIKERS red flags fr /hj