#receipt LOL

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Gay man calls gender ideology a social contagion, TRA responds with a homophobic rant straight out of the 50s. You can’t make this shit up

[mint-fixates]

About Bill's Thoughts on Ford ("Even His Lies Are Lies")

Long af post containing spoilers for ThisIsNotAWebsiteDotCom and TBOB below!

So, this is bullshit. And if you're not already aware it's bullshit, I'm gonna tell you exactly why it's bullshit, with Receipts™!

Bill definitely saw Ford as a tool. No denying that. I can even believe that he sees him as a pet more than an equal to some extent. But to claim a tool and a pet are all he sees Ford as? He's 10000% lying. Whether to himself and the therapist or just the therapist, I'm not sure, but let's breakdown how we know he's lying about the extent of his feelings for Ford here.

Why would he want to make Ford a Henchmaniac? Why plan to keep him around after the portal is finished if he only wants him as a tool to build the portal?

2. Why give him 72 hours to turn the portal back on? He says it himself- "sentimentality". Convenient as they are, I don't usually get sentimental over hammers.

3. Why be more honest with him about his backstory than he was with his actual Henchmaniacs?

4. If he just wants Ford as an obedient human pet who "remembers to sit, stay, and roll over control of his entire life", why offer for Ford to join him during the Weirdmageddon arc, before needing his help with the barrier but after Ford had spent 30 years actively opposing Bill at every possible opportunity?

5. Of course, I'd be remiss not to mention it- if Ford is just a tool at worst and a pet at best, why would Bill get wasted and cry over him after the breakup?

[matchalovertrait]

How did this even happen????? What happened to being the "ultimate celebrity chef power couple"? Things were going so well. Well, let's rewind a bit to explore what delusions and a lack of self-introspection can do to a person. After Alex, Dulce had been chasing the high that she got in their relationship. Puppy love is short-lived, but damn does it feel powerful. That's the first love she experienced and she had nothing else to compare it to. She spent a while dating different people, but nothing really came out of that. Was she being a little picky...? Yeah maybe... Then, she met Caruso. Yes, he was arrogant and annoying, but he was fun. She loved the thrill of their little competition and the tension that came with it. Caruso was perfect for a hopeless romantic who is ambitious and gets bored easily. That's the thing, though. He was nothing more than a business partner that she could sleep with. She thought she loved him, but she only loved what he did for her and her career. The guy is good-looking, does anything he can to please her, has allowed her to travel, and is as driven as she is. This entire time, she has used him as an investment. Dulce fucked up big time.

Transcript:

Caruso: I’m full of surprises, right? Well, what do you say?

[Silence]

Dulce: No.

Caruso: If not now, then when?

Dulce: Not ever. We’re done. I thought I loved you, but I don’t. Not in that way. I’m sorry.

[ying-doodles]

quick modern au comic based off true events- (me and my dad at costco earlier today)

EDIT: there's a sequel now! the good ending~ :>

[so-i-did-this-thing]

One of my cosplay traits - which extends to home decor - is to insert little details for whom I am the primary (if not only) audience, but nonetheless (I hope) inject a sense of authenticity into my projects, if not necessarily that of screen-accuracy.

And that is why an envelope of genuine business receipts from the 1940s recently arrived (Crow was very perplexed by the customs declaration), just so I could stuff one or two (which you can barely see in the back) into Siegfried's accounting system. 😅

Please take a look at the ones I did not use, some stellar ephemera here:

[nqueso-emergency]

My favorite thing about tonight (q-ing this for the morning) is that now a large amount of bestie boos honestly think Lou won't be in tonight's episode 🤭

[heynhay]

keith constantly having to adjust his hair to make himself look presentable post kissing bc lance just can’t keep his damn hands off his mullet

congratulations you guys finally got me on some shit that i can never let see the light of day on any of my other socials

[yooniesim]

btw all the clowning on harrie for the 15k/month on patreon thing reminds me of when ravasheen was making 10-13k+ a month on there (not including TSR, affiliate deals etc) and then did a gofundme for 7k for her dog's surgery plus undisclosed paypal donations that were never closed even after the dog recovered... they been making this level of money for years on end yall, ain't nothing new 💀

Edit: the surgery cost was actually like 4k and the rest was for additional recovery costs, and she paid just $1500 of it herself. After raising patreon prices in an attempt to raise her yearly wage from ~60k to ~120k to match what she was previously making as an engineer.

[mithliya]

y’all need to install IP trackers on your blogs

thank u for the reminder! looks like i’ve got even MORE proof that @lostelvenqueen has been sending me anons and viewing my blog. @moideater u might want to see this

west coast canada but lives in the east of canada. let’s see…

interesting. i have a person in east canada who viewed my blog nearly 150 times within a few days.

oh this person was sending me an ask at 10:24 pm 🤔 let’s see my inbox…

and there it is. lmao.

[crystalleoi]

>B/

[blood-mocha-latte]

brief and friendly reminder

1 - Propaganda and Hoaxes in Nazi Germany: 80 Years Later

2 - Der Ewige Jude

3 - To be or not to be human: Resolving the paradox of dehumanisation

[lildoodlenoodle]

Why I think Spider noir is on the younger side(18-20) in the new spiderverse movie per my previous post:

Let’s break it down by Context, Timeline, Mood, and ATSV

Context:

Spider noir has two comic runs that happen before COMICS spiderverse. With that said, there were like inter dimensional energy vampires and that’s obviously not the direction the spiderverse movies went with. So we’re going to largely disregard them for this. To expand, there was a big time jump between that last noir comic and the spiderverse ones. Peter would be closer to mid/late 20s at the start of the comics spiderverse and therefore ITSV if we were to integrate and replace the timelines, BUT I always hated the way they did that time jump in the comics and what it did to Peter’s character.

It felt like they were trying to tie him into 616 Peter wayyyy too much by making his love interest MJ(who we rlly haven’t seen and what we have seen hasn’t had good chemistry), have a good relationship with May(they rlly brushed him shooting someone in front of her and calling him an animal under the rug Huh), and going to college(I get it I do, but unlike most universes I don’t think this Peter could ever stop spiderman enough). There wasn't really any mention of Felicia, Urich, or Robby and their past. They also changed his webbing, his look, and his spider senses.

I felt like that was completely getting rid of all of Peter's characterization and he just becomes the spider with a gun from the 1930s. But the point is they clearly went in a very different artistic and narrative direction after the time jump to a point where it doesn’t feel like the same character.

Refitting the timeline:

So, scrapping the comics spiderverse timeline, I don’t really see a reason for a disjointed time jump. And after those first two comic runs it can be argued, for this Peter, that ITSV happens much sooner for him after that second run, possibly even after the first comic. Then ATSV would happen after that second run. There is an 8mo. time jump between the two runs so it is definitely feasible.

But let’s talk about mood between the runs.

We all know at least somewhat this Peter's origin, and if you don’t, to sum it up: organized crime, monsters, socialism, cannibalism.

The first run ends, Peter beats the goblin without killing him and he’s feeling pretty good about himself/confident. But he’s still got a lot of well deserved angst and self hatred. His uncle is dead, his new mentor/father figure is dead, his relationship with May is on the rocks to say the least, and there’s the whole Felicia thing. He’s still a high schooler and in that teen range, but a big ass lanky teenager who's only solid looking because of the gear he wears. I’d place him around 16-18, a case could be made for 15 but I’m going to politely disagree. ITSV could very easily be fairly soon after these events.

It’s 8 months after the first run. He becomes cocky and overconfident this whole next issue, possibly because of an interdimensionally inflated ego? Point is he feels on top of his game. Also worth mentioning, he’s ignoring MJ this whole issue to the point the audience knows basically nothing about her while he is having a very intense relationship with Felicia(which we already know how I feel about that whole mess) and who MJ is very blatantly and very badly a foil to.(I love MJ she is just not well written here).

The second run ends, his best friend/possible love interest(I said what I said), Robbie, is dead and unavenged.(I can talk a lot more about Robbie and what effect he had and will have on Peter going forward, also the disservice of his ‘death’) Felicia is disfigured and blames Peter. Peter not only blames himself for all this but the comic ends with him saying he feels powerless and a constant sense of impending doom. He really did not get a single win during this comic, man got the shit beaten out of him too. The age at the end of this comic is 17-19. After the last comic dude was messed up but still had hope, after this one we don’t see the fall out, but I can assure it was BAD. That whole ‘you don’t have to kill the bad guy thing’ is probably out the fucking window. I’m more hesitant to think ITSV happened after this run because of that. He isn’t just depressed or self loathing anymore, he isn’t just playing fast and loose with his life to get results. He does not care, he has no hope, and he doesn’t see a good future.

Pre - ATSV predictions with mild spoilers:

With the year and a couple of months time jump for ATSV it’s very plausible that the events of that last run plus possible spider task force shenanigans could happen before the movie. For more context in the comics spider noir was a recurring spider in the ‘elite strike force’. Personally, if he was invited, I could very much see him accepting, especially with his current mental state, and being very aggressive about it. Which, theoretically, could cause him to get kicked off or make a rash decision to leave bc fuck those guys. But the point is at the end of that last comic this man really doesn’t have a single win, he is in a prime state to be manipulated in.

Edit: my dumbass forgot literally the most important detail. The year 1933 is when ITSV noir comes from which matches this timeline with the comics as well.

To sum everything up, the reason why I think spider noirs age is in the 18/20 range is because it fits the above timeline, which I believe to be the most probable timeline of events that are canon by the movies while also staying consistent with at least some of the original comics. It should be further noted there is no evidence of his age throughout the ITSV movie, besides him being played by Nicholas Cage and being tall. In fact, I’d argue due to his excessive use of slang it would naturally place him in a younger category as well as the classic melodramaticness that can come with being a coping teenager. The most important thing that makes his age and at what point in his storyline he’s in up to interpretation is the fact that we see his face once and it’s heavily shadowed. If we saw his face more I’d feel better about giving him a more solid age, but till then context clues for the win. But anyways, this was long and I still have more I could get into/say and I will eventually. Feel free to ask any questions or even tell me why you disagree!

[genericpuff]

... huh???

assuming they're using quotes correctly here, is Rachel seriously out here claiming she's been working on LO for over a decade? Because that's just... really easily refutable with any amount of surface level digging. And like, one tier of rabbithole diving. Shit, you can find proof of this being a lie right on her own IG where she celebrates anniversaries for LO. Granted, those posts are for the Originals version, but the Tumblr version isn't much older than it (2017) and again, any amount of surface level diving into Wayback will prove that she hasn't been working on LO that long.

"She could have been working on LO in the background", sure, but Rachel's never been someone to really... do that? Like if it were anyone else I'd be willing to believe that but Rachel is someone who's been chronically online since 2004, she has a history of starting projects on a whim and then dropping them (I could make the bold claim that the only reason LO didn't was because it got picked up by WT). You're telling me she's been working on LO since 2013? Then where the fuck is it? This is one of the oldest pieces of "concept art" out there that you can still find on her DA and it's from December 2016 (so just a few months before she started posting LO):

This was a one off piece, she was working on The Doctor Foxglove Show back then, with its first episode being posted to Webtoons back in January 2016. She later dropped Foxglove, due to what I assume was LO taking up all her time and attention because of how much it blew up on Tumblr and Webtoons. There are no other pieces like this one that hint at LO being any older than 2017.

All this paired with her claiming H x P were always her "muses" even though there's ZERO indication of her being into Greek myth prior to LO (seriously, you will not find any of the myths or Greek-adjacent stories listed ANYWHERE on her old bios, but you sure as shit will find Lolita repeated ad nauseum...) and the fact she claims she's a "folklorist" when that's just so obviously not true?

Listen, I can rationalize the concept of chronic lying, but you'd think she'd have gotten better at it by now LOL Because everything she's lying about is so easily proven contrary, both through Wayback and things she's claimed herself that contradicts what's so easily proven otherwise.

If LO has been in production for over a decade, great. But the receipts just ain't lining up with that claim.

[lurkingrabbit]

When I was trying to figure out this au

[striveattemptfail]

it's 1am and i'm currently confronting the fact we have not had an on-panel jayroy interaction in five wholeass years

afaik last time jason and roy were actually in the same page together was for rhato annual #2 in 2018

they've mentioned each other in passing since then yeah, but omfg i don't think they've even been in the same vicinity since roy went to sanctuary?????

someone PLEASE prove me wrong bc it cannot have been 5 actual years

[ladybugsimblr]

iambkay Look what I found! Been crushing on my favorite photographer @studioqb 🥰 Can you tell I was nervous? Butterflies from Day Zero 🦋#SecondFirstDate #LoveDatingMyHusband #ThrowbackTuesday #MemoryLane

studioqb Been fine, Still a 10, Still Here, That's all Me. 📸

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simshaderoom Awwww #BaileyKay and husband #Quinton giving us simsta love notes all morning. Bae knows the lyrics and the angles. Love to see it!

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dizzydes I need to dig through the archives for some old pics with the Queen #AllLove #History #BadKidEntAnniversary

rubberbandshan And that's all you'll ever have is memories sir. Chile. Anyways. BK said aging where?? This throwback moment and flirty couple morning are too cute 🥰🦋

kingb Dear Watcher, Please send me a husband that knows the lyrics to BK songs. I'm gonna meet him at Pride. I already know it!

bkstan I don't like Dizziot at the top spot. Please hit him with the BLOCKDT like BK did #WeDon'tWantNoNewWay #Where is D-Lo

anon I want to see these old pics from Dizzy 👀. They must be worse than the club pics. Why else are B&Q poppin out with all these public love declarations?!

rubberbandshan Maybe bc they're married and actually love each other?! What kind of question is that Anon? Turn the hater volume down. We like it better when you're in the Hive pit with us.

anon I'm just sayin. It's random and it's a lot. Also anyone else looking back and forth trying to spot the work she's had done??

c.spiracy Have to stop you right there. BK has never touched her face. Her and Clone B are face card never declined perfection.

anon So you're saying she's had other procedures?

c.spiracy Duh. Y'all don't pay attention at all.

rubberbandshan STOP! Not doing this. The real story I need is why our problematic king D-Lo is no longer on simshaderoom. What is going on? Let's focus on that.