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[aerialworms-art]

Lifespans.

(ID under cut)

[Image ID: A three-way venn diagram floating against a starfield. The circles are coloured; one yellow, one light blue, one a darker shade of blue. The yellow is the smallest, the two blue ones over double its size, with the darker blue the biggest. The yellow is half covered by the two blue circles, while it takes up a small amount of the two blues. The centre overlap between all three is labelled "the precious few years we three were together".

There is very little overlap between the yellow and the darker blue without the lighter blue.

The work is signed 'aerialworms'./End ID]

[envyenvys]

do you mind..?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

If whisky drinkers want their whiskey to be cold but don't want to put ice in it bc it "waters it down," then why don't they just keep their whiskey in the fridge?

[slender-bureaucracy]

Government Approved List of Slender Blogs

(Collected by the Blog Oversight Agency (BOA))

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Bitchless Slenderman (@bitchless-slenderman)

[Other] Bitchless Slenderman (@bitchlessslenderman)

Slender Woman (@slender-woman)

Woke Slenderman (@wokeslenderman)

Slenderfurry (@slenderfurry)

Pirate Slenderman (@pirateslenderman)

Green Slenderman (@greenslenderman)

[Other] Green Slenderman (@green-slenderman)

Slendermanager (@slendermanager)

Homophobic Slenderman (@homophobe-slenderman)

Splendorman (@the-splendorman)

Scared Slenderman (@scared-slenderman)

Cat Slenderman (@cat-slenderman)

Catboy Slenderman (@catboy-slenderman)

Transgender Slenderman (@transgender-slenderman)

Slendergoat (@scariest-slendergoat)

Crypto Slenderman (@crypto-slenderman)

Silliest Slenderman (@silliest-slenderman)

Asexual Slenderman (@asexual-slenderman)

Trans Slenderman (@trans-slenderman)

Gay Slenderman (@gay-slenderman)

Autistic Slenderman (@autistic-slenderman)

Forgetful Slenderman (@forgetful-slenderman)

Paper Slenderman (@paper-slenderman)

Fashionista Slenderwoman (@fashionista-slenderwoman)

Cuttlefish Slenderman (@cuttlefish-slenderman)

Slenderdragon (@collectmydragons)

Slendermusk (@slendermusk)

Arsonist Slenderman (@arsonist-slenderman)

Catgirl Slenderman (@catgirl-slenderman)

Photographer Slenderman (@photographer-slenderman)

Teenage Slenderman (@teenageslenderman)

Detective Slenderman (@detective-slenderman)

Slenderdog ( @slenderdawg )

Gay Pride Slenderman ( @gaypride-slenderman )

Ender Slenderman ( @enderslenderman )

Brave Slenderman ( @brave-slenderman )

Defense Slenderman ( @defense-slenderman )

Poorly Drawn Slenderman ( @poorlydrawnslenderman )

Self Care Slenderman ( @selfcare-slenderman )

The Challenging Slenderman ( @the-challenging-slenderman )

Trendy Slenderman ( @trendyslender )

Slenderthey ( @slenderthey )

Christian Slenderman ( @christian-slenderman )

Short Slenderman ( @short-slenderman )

Spenderman ( @spenderman )

Canadian Slenderman ( @canadian-slenderman

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HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Slender Collector (@slender-collector)

[warmfuzzyanimal]

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hi, i'm tilly and / or tobi! 🌈 i'm a digital artist making animals on the internet for a living. i like dinosaurs, dragons, bovines, and video games, so expect all of that here ^u^ ✦ i'm a genderfucked girlboything and prefer it/its! she / he is okay if used interchangeably. ( please do not use they/them on me! ) ✦ feel free to ask me stuff, i love scrounging my ask box :D ✦ i block at my own discretion, but specifically DNI if zoo/pedo/ect. or you if like h*rry p0tter. ✦ i follow from @cowdragons ✦ DM me if you want my nsfw twit / fa ♡

🌈  if you’re interested in commissioning me, check out my website!

▹  art tag  ✸ tips ✸ patreon  ◃    ▹  twitter  ✸ furaffinity  ✸ toyhouse ◃ ( p.s. i'm trying to move! all help is appreciated ;u; )

[onepiecethingsilike]

[tuupii]

too catholic to reblog memes about the pope's death but not catholic enough to not read gay priest fanfictions

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

Guys how old is Cale when his mom dies? I need it for a fic idea

[mistercakerz]

HAVE YOU heard about shoulder blades lately?

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

….there goes my dream of being a writer one day. My degree in English is worthless.

Link to Article

[deliciouskeys]

I have this confessions blog blocked because it’s full of vile crap that lands in the Homelander tag and I prefer not to browse through it but someone linked me to this absolute gem from earlier this month. Wow, this is the best #prostategate 2024 post, you win, I’m in blissful tears, almost worth unblocking the account to not miss these page-long tirades.

Under the cut for low IQ and high aggression

I’m in tears. If it’s a parody, it’s a good one.

[arrthurpendragon]

Thanksgiving Weekend Gift Exchange

I'm going to do a quick gift exchange - since it's been so long! By quick, I mean you only have until Sunday to sign up.

You literally can post your gift to me whenever you want and I'll post yours in exchange once mine is posted. :) There is no pressure to get it done now - you just gotta sign up now. I'm clarifying this because if you know you're not gonna have time for a few weeks, that's okay! Still sign up! I'm patient. :)

Since I'm a bit out of practice I'll be offering the following choices:

poster (example)

manip (example)

banner (example)

If you wanna participate send me the following information via an ask:

Choice: poster, manip, banner

Blog you'd like tagged (if different than the one you're sending from):

OC Faceclaim:

Fandom:

Fic title (if available):

Love Interest (if available):

Link(s) (if available):

You may make more than one submission - that just means making me more than one thing. I will close submissions *most likely* during the afternoon on Sunday, December 1st.

[sincerely-sofie]

Me: Gosh I need to learn to take breaks... It's such a problem. I don't know how to relax and it's super unhealthy.

The Universe: Hey you know how you were babysitting your younger sister and were in very close quarters with her all day?

Me:

The Universe: She's got COVID-19. You're gonna get it too. Remember how last time you caught it you were utterly exhausted? And had to take weeks off of working on your planned projects to recover?

Me:

The Universe: Enjoy your mandatory break girl. I gotchu fam 👍

[variationsonacloud]

happy mcpriceley monday ‼️

[animentality]

I know it's a fact of life and all, but it does give me the heebie jeebies, knowing there's someone out there whose job is to masturbate male pigs so they can ship off semen to artificially inseminate sows.

Like I get it... it's just...like...business, circle of life, this is how the meat industry is efficient in how it breeds livestock, but...

I'm trying to imagine someone whose job it is to masturbate a caged pig, and it's like...

Hm.

I hope they pay them...something good.

Also I wonder if like...female pigs ever feel super weird about being artificially inseminated.

Like they know it's not natural.

I assume.

And then I think, well, what about the male pigs?

They probably know it's not natural either, being jerked off in a cage by some human.

What is going through their heads during all this...

[pizzarink]

chat what is she looking at 👀