#reasons why I love Sebastian

[sapphira-mydnyte]

Sebastian: Anybody disrespects you or tries to hurt you, I'm kicking their ass.

Mydnyte: That's why you're my boyfriend.

Sebastian: Damn right it is!

(Yes, that's my screenshot, but it's from last year.)

[choccy-milky]

bloody beater seb🥴💞

[buggitino]

more headcanons about sebastian solace from the hit game pressure roblox

back on my bullshit and i promise i only talk about The Situation a little bit

☆ his third arm is more sensitive than the other two (i'm thinking that either the USHD doctors fucked something up during the operation OR it grew in wrong, nerve endings closer to the epidermis and whatnot, something like that)

☆ just hates being touched in general, he’d rather initiate that contact (need an update where he gently —> not very gently shakes expendables off (depending on whether and how much they’ve annoyed/flashbanged him) when they climb him) ☆☆ part of this is due to trauma, he cant trust anyone to touch him without hurting him ☆☆ the other part is that he’s got that fucking dawg in him (i’ll get to this in a second)

☆ unlike what his new voice lines are starting to suggest about his character (i’m not gonna talk about zerum again because i think everyone knows what's happening at this point and ive already thrown in my two cents) he does NOT hate the expendables. literally his first line upon meeting him in his shop has him calling himself your friend (as strained of a connection as it may be, he could very easily not offer items, not share documentation/info, and just take the expendables data and hoard anything he picks up to make it harder for them to get to the crystal) (like yes, it's a mutually beneficial relationship but if sebastian didn't care about or sympathize with the expendables to some extent, it wouldn't be). i really do think he just has a short fuse (i'm not going to bring up trauma again, however-) and says things he doesn't mean (e.g. “they deserved it. and frankly so do the rest of you.” (im coping with the mischaracterization of these new lines leave me alone)) as a means of protecting himself and pushing the expendables further away (both physically and emotionally)

☆ he’ll act like a brat once they’re done, but he lets younger expendables sleep in his shop (he cares about them but would never in a million years let them know that) ☆☆ if a younger one comes in with a bunch of adult expendables, he’ll treat them all the same but will secretly slip the younger one some extra batteries, gauze, something unnoticeable (he feels especially responsible for the younger male expendables cause they remind him of his little brother)

☆ sometimes he thinks he can hear his family's voices on the radio, just under all the static, calling out for him like a search party would. he used to cry over this but he almost got caught once by an expendable coming into the shop so he does his best to tune it out. it’s hard. guilt pulls at his stomach every time he hears a clip of his family, begging for him to come home, to respond, something, anything, and he ignores it.

☆ autism (cause i said so) - i'm including this one for the sole reason that he does the dinosaur thing with his third arm and generally keeps his hands clasped together in the secret dinosaur position (he just like me fr) ☆☆ hates bright lights (the only light he uses/allows in his shop is the one he emits) (its a very soft/warm hue as opposed to the bright fluorescents throughout the rest of the facility) (not to bring up the flash beacon, obviously nobody likes getting flashbanged and he's got angler eyes but sTILL)

☆ he used to hate eating fish (pre-op) and now he’s pissed cause it’s all he has available and the DNA changes made it so fish is the yummiest tastiest thing in the world (i like imagining him actively fighting the urge to eat whatever fish he’s cooked in one bite cause he refuses to acknowledge that he's changed on a level that isn't physical/appearance-based)

☆ calls grown adults “kiddo” (even the ones that are older than him) ☆☆ he gets a certain kind of joy from seeing the 40/50/60 year old expendables try to figure out just how old he is after they get called “kiddo”. it’s extra fun for him when they’ve clearly already heard the rumors and/or gotten a glimpse of his file

☆ the ring is just an accessory, a bracelet on the floor or in a locker he found and liked. assumed nobody was gonna claim it and kept it (shoutout to @/lotus.eaterr on tik tok for this one!!!!)

[vettelsvee]

okay hear me out HOLD ON TO HOPE headcanon 🗣️

you’re sick of seb lying to you on your face, because you definitely know something’s wrong with him. you’re tired of just trying to help him out for retaking final exams so he can graduate with you, his long time best friend, but he seems to focused on just hooking up with hanna, the girl who isn’t a bad girl but you definitely kinda hate because you’re in love with seb (but you don’t tell him anything because you can’t ruin your friendship… and you can’t lose him forever).

until spidey comes to your life.

that person (because you have no idea of who they are) is literally the sweetest one on earth, at least from what you've known. you two met after he helped you out with a robber that stole your backpack (which had almost your entire life there tbh). you were tired and just wanted to go home and not talk to anyone because seb didn’t come to the coffee shop you were supposed to meet. spidey didn’t push you to talk or anything, but they started checking on you daily while you waited for seb, leaving you notes with cool and ridiculous, but at the same time, nice messages and doodles, just to cheer you up because that stupid sebastian vettel didn't show up or answered your phone calls.

just that spider-man in fact does all of that because he's seb, your best friend, and feels so bad of how he's acting, just not showing up at your meetings after you offered to help him, and also he's keeping all of that a secret because he's scared of something happening to you... and then he starts thinking that maybe, maybe, he might feel a bit strange about your relationship (which makes him feel even worse taking into account his behaviour)

[soppsop]

"T-Tell me, Mr. Edgeworth... Just what am I supposed to believe in...?"

was feeling sad and pathetic so here, have some more sebastian sketches 👍

i will never stop crying over this logic chess

[akaisenhatake]

we used to be a happy family

[spoiler below]

why did you ruin it for us

[moth-party]

Tired of pretending that Sebastian would be a good flirt. That man is a god damn nerd who wears a fucking ruffled cravat like he’s cosplaying Alexander Hamilton this man could not pull a bitch by flirting to save his life. Theater kid looking dumbass who was chronically “Townsman Number 3” i need to skin him alive and smoke him.

[skitskatdacat63]

Seb Malaysia 2010 comp because it is my favorite Seb hair

[nostradamvs]

Bitch, an arc ago you two had an entire group of people welcome you and trust you and ended up killing them and setting hundreds of children on fire.

Regardless of the intention, both Ciel and Sebastian are such bastards and one of the reasons the Manor Murder Arc is one of my favorites it's because it makes that aspect of their personalities clear.

[ineffectualdemon]

Me: *on fangamer looking for stuff I might get the teenager and noticing they have stardew valley stuff*

Me 10 minutes later: Hi Husband! I have a fangamer wishlist and it's basically everything on the Stardew Valley section

[greenlaut]

old ocs 👍 (late night ramblings in the tags)

[bucksangel]

i’d just really like if people would stop posting abt chris and alba in the evanstan tag but that’s just me

[ghostwnby]

Yk your pairing is strong when you can't even think of a reason why they would get into a screaming match with each other

[ravenelyx]

fanon sebastian sallow is basically canon fred weasley, change my mind

[lavellane]

THE CHAMPION OF KIRKWALL

What can be said about Cillian Hawke that hasn’t been sung about in countless taverns, the source of endless drunken rambling and exasperated laughter? The Tale of the Champion lacks the traditional hallmarks of more classical folklore; indeed, Hawke is hardly a truly noble warrior nor a fully righteous hero. What he is – far-fetched escapades aside – is a person, lowly and ordinary, whose adventures have come to symbolize a triumph for the lowly and ordinary people. And it’s for that reason you won’t hear moving renditions regaled by court poets or prestigious bards. The wise know his is a story best joked about in the comfort of one’s home or ignoble bar of choice, shared between a few good friends and too many cheap drinks. [template]

[Except from ‘Faces of the Dragon: Figures of Fame and Notoriety Throughout the Dragon Age’ by Brother Genitivi]

[guubiiz]

i miss sam