#realmfanon

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nose.... BOOP

Well, two outta three ain't bad.

[seekerquest]

can't believe it was JUST confirmed canon that seekerverse jesus was a chihuahua

You don't know what Jesus looks like here.

[theforesteyemuseum]

here have bees

We don't take living creatures unfortunately. I have s strict magical construct bees only policy.

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fucker speaks for the first time in ever and its SOLELY to bitch about his coworker. real shit

(real shit as in honest and true not real shit as in bad. sent and then was like "wait that tone is ambiguous ove text isnt it)

We've all had that boss we fuckin' hate. I'll leave it there.

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why are you subjecting chicken to the ludovico technique

Remind me to draw Chicken with his eyes pried oped at some point. I'm too tired for it right now.

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hydrate or diedrate?

Trydrate.

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upupdatedate?

Fuck, I could've said that.

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also, how many simp asks have come in for the captain so far?

Well, the server has been interesting, at least.

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can we at least sit chicken, if we can't stand them?

You can kick Chicken.

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Patchwork are notorious for loving to show off their pelts. They're willing to suffer a little confusion from children to outshine the rest of the races.

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late update, call that an uplate

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==> MABEL: Retrieve arms from Gail's bag.

Gail's already got arms, stupid!

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how many u-sounds until you cry uncle

That's the next one.

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You people just gotta side with the smoker.

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TWO talking skeletons?!?

OUO

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smash

SMASH WHAT?! SMASH WHAT, DUDE?!