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outofbinaryspace · 4 months ago

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So I’m living with my parents rn and bc they have two big dogs, we use a baby gate to keep my cat downstairs and them upstairs (my cat can and will jump over the baby gate but the dogs respect the gate for some reason)

Now for the past week or so I’ve been sleeping on the couch in the living room and violet (my cat) will stay near me so we didn’t have a problem

But now I’m in the second bedroom (they were using it for storage so my mom had to clear it out)-an important note about this house…the doors don’t latch very well or at all…the door in this room doesn’t at all which means the dogs who usually are either in my parents room or in the hallway between us can come in to my room and bug me

Sunday night I put the baby gate on the stairs bc violet for whatever reason can’t jump the gate that way and the dogs won’t try at all

And that worked fine

Last night my dad asked that I not put the gate on the stairs bc he has to take the dogs out at random times in the morning (the younger dog always has to go at random times)

So I put it back where it normally was, in the section between the living room and kitchen where violet can jump it

Well about an hour ago, my cat decided “fuck it” and fucking sprinted up the stairs (presumably she jumped the gate) and busted into the room I’m in, followed quickly by the older dog who is very curious about her, and like slid under the bed where oldest dog can’t reach her

I was asleep for most of this until I heard claws on wood followed by oldest dog

I get doggo out of my room, checked over my cat for injuries just in case

And all was well

Until five minutes later when she decided to pee in my suitcase full of clean clothes

That I then had to throw in the wash and figure out how to clean the suitcase

And to make this so much more fun: I’m allergic to both dogs and cats

I’m not as reactive to them now but cat pee is one of those things that instantly causes a pretty bad reaction (if she uses the litter box, it’s fine. It’s situations like this where she does it just to be petty that I’m dying)

So now I feel like shit because my cat decided it was so unfair and mean of me to make her stay downstairs

(And yes she has food and water and a litter box downstairs, and yes the litter box was clean)

#real life Tom and Jerry episode lol #I love my cat and I was happy to see her #but this is why I don’t trust her with my things #I know she gets upset but like Jesus Christ #at least it wasn’t the bed I guess #I’m gonna have to lock her in prison (the dining room where she has food water litter box and all her toys)

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cyberfairyblog · 4 years ago

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On that subject

I'll try to tag most of my stuff in this au as #odysseymysteryhour since the canon will differ from the show

I don't know if Connie will be with Mitch or Jeff love triangle maybe?

Tom Riley lives because you don't just don't bump off a beloved character just because he's too old for your newfangled Modern Day Reboot, Nu!Odyssey 😠

There are canon lgbt characters mostly OCs: major ones are Regina Blackgaard (pan) and Vicky Valentine (aroace)

Tason broke up much earlier than in canon; which also explains a factor in Jason dropping out of the agency and Tasha moving to the Swiss Alps; they do make amends but as Just Friends

There might be an elseworlds style au where Tason becomes canon and Vanessa ends up with Richard because i kinda like the idea 👀

Jason has a youtube channel called JasonTheMason; Vanessa's is VeggieWhales

Katrina plays a larger role mostly because i don't want he to be delegated to housewife i wouldn't put pass if she was made solely to ward off connie x eugene

Since there's 900 episodes I'm only focusing on major arcs like Blackgaard and Novacom

There's less child characters only because i don't know every single one and i forgot the ones i grew up with 😂 but hey that's what the wiki's for!

Any art i make of this will take heavy inspo of the 90s with tweaked designs because i hate hate HATE the new artstyle!

No Jillian she sucks

I might do the current storyline even tho i personally don't like it lol

As of now the Jasonessa fankids (Jerry Jr and Miracle) are non canon; i might make a real time AU placing Juniors birth at 2009 and Miracle's at 2014

More emphasis on adventure because tbh i kinda don't like the slice of life episodes they kinda bore me omg im more tasha than i thought

I'm too lazy to write a full fanfic so most content are just memes fanart and ficlets

Vanessa, Vicky and Regina as well as any OCs are not canon to the show; I made them! 😤

Oh who am i kidding? It's OUR CANON NOW

John and Robienne (Van's mom) are friends they're never going to become love interests

Whit's End is more of a museum with artifacts from all over the world

No this au is not a spite fic towards Christianity; it IS spitefic towards James Dobson cuz i don't like that man

#odysseymysteryhour #adventures in odyssey #aio #adventures in odyssey radio show #oc x canon #tom riley #jason whittaker #eugene meltsner #katrina meltsner #connie kendall #john whittaker #adventures in odyssey oc

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pretty-pink-seaslug · 4 years ago

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Comfort list!

As to why? Lol I felt like it idk

✨Comfort Shows✨

-Lupin the 3rd (any season tbh I love that show with every fiber of my being)

-Ojamajo Doremi (just— thE AESTHETIC! THE CHARACTERS!! THE DESIGNS!!! LORD YES GOD SEND—)

-Super Gals! (Fashion based episodic anime oh my g o d yes)

-jjba: DIU (Hi I love the 90s and anything episodic—)

-Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt (Is that not the best artstyle of all time, also COLORS!!!!)

-Lucky Star (Moe blob cute asf AND episodic slice of life? Yes fucking please—)

-Class of 3000 (NA NA NANANA NAAA—)

-sgt. frog (The frogs are so cute Tamama is babie)

-Sally Bollywood (Hi I t h r i v e for anything with a Mediterranean aesthetic and also the intro is fire— + fuck yeah detective shows)

-Mlp:fim (Yeah I’ll be real I’ll watch the show sometimes if I’m feeling down or head not ok lol)

-Miffy (Look at her,,, cute lil rabbit,,, babie,,,)

-Kirby, Right Back At Ya! (Idk there’s just something about the cheesiness and episodic shows that just— 💗🌸🌼🌟✨💕🌷😍)

-Parappa the Rapper anime (It’s so goofy I fucking love it to death 🥺💕)

🎮Comfort games🎮

-Splatoon2 (If you’ve been on my blog you KNOW this is my shit)

-Bee Swarm Simulator (this game fucking viiiibes)

-Royale High (Any game where I get to dress up and be NOT me is just 👌👌)

-Love Nikki (I was debating on putting this game in here because it such a money grabber it’s fucking annoying— but again I love dressing up so 💦)

-Animal Crossing: New Leaf (I don’t have ACNH it’s too expensive 😢)

-Anime City 3D (It used to be called Shoujo City btw— Anyways it’s just a chill animecore game where you get to be an anime girl and work at a maid cafe for money and go to an anime school full of anime girls, no biggie)

-Minecraft (Sometimes you wanna make a modded survival world and set a goal that you know is hard to reach so you don’t get bored—)

-Snipper Clips (You get to be cute paper and do cute puzzles with cute music :] )

-Mount Of The Gods (HHHHAAH YES I LOVE THE AZTEC AND AFRICAN MASKS—)

-CHKN (I cant play it because no computer but it just,, looks so fun,,, you can make a giant chicken and be friends,,,)

-Sneak Thief + A Very Organized Thief (what is it with me and thievery games??)

-Nuclear Throne (You’d be suprised how I don’t get mad at this game— idk I guess it’s just fun to shoot things with over the top weapons and be a cute mutant)

-Spelunky HD (fuck YES I LOVE THIS GAME WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING ITS SO FUN—)

-Parappa the Rapper 1&2 (THE AESTHETIC THE MUSIC THE DESIGNS FUCK Y E S I NEED THIS FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH—)

-Katamari Damaci (what do you even call this aesthetic?? Weirdcore? Kidcore?? Idfk but it’s so funky in every aspect I love it so much)

-Noby Noby Boy (What is going on???? I have no idea but I love it and his lil :O face)

-Jet Set Radio (Hi I’m literally on the aesthetic and concept like a moth on a lamp)

-Ninjala (I have yet to play it because I’m waiting on getting new joycons but it’s giving me h u g e Splatoon vibes and I’m already loving it)

-Work At A Pizza Place (The music, the fact I grew up with this game,when there’s like 80 pizzas to make, f u c k y e s)

-Monument Valley 1&2 (I’ve only played 2 but good fucking GOD the aesthetic and how cute the characters are)

-eg (sometimes you just wanna be a smiling egg with legs and walk around y’know)

-sno day (snow :) exactly what it sounds like)

-Cookie Run: OvenBreak (It’s cute it has good music and it’s sweets based— what is there not to love bby)

-Overwatch (I can already tell the game would make me mad but aside from 1 character that gives me extreme paranoia I just l o v e these characters— Zenyatta,,,, Genji,,,, Orisa,,,, Mccree,,, Mei you sweet thing,,,,)

-Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (I know id get bored playing alone but y’all if you play with a friend or more— godsend)

-Kitty [Roblox] (ITS SO FUCKING CARTOONY AND ITS LITERALLY BASED OFF TOM AND JERRY AND OTHER CLASSIC KIDS CARTOONS OMG)

xxxxx

K thats all srry for annoying you n clogging your dashes lol l8r—

#im not tagging all of them #fuck that—#comfort list #comfort game #comfort show

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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name · 7 years ago

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listen I know posts like this are painfully cliché, but for your consideration: the Magnus Chase series filmed in a Parks and Rec/The Office style

- Every time someone doesn't understand/refuses to use ASL, Hearth sends a long, withering stare into the camera

- That scene from the Office where Dwight sets the place on fire bc he was mad no one paid attention to his fire safety power point presentation??? Odin when he was still disguised as an einherjar

- Any time Anyone is being hard on themselves Magnus starts complimenting them like Leslie Knope compliments Ann

- Every time Magnus sends a sarcastic prayer to his father we cut to Frey just frowning in mild confusion

- Amir: "Samirah why did I get a letter from a norse god inviting me to your wedding???"

Sam:

- Any time Magnus says or does Anything, Alex either looks into the camera in exasperation or they cut to an aside of her ranting about how stupid he is

- The whole episode where Lil' Sebastian escaped the petting zoo and got lost in the maze, but like, when Fenris Wolf escaped his chains

- Jack the sword is literally just Jean-Ralphio

- Magnus, wearily throwing himself down in a seat outside of Fadlan's: "Give me all the falafel you have. Wait, wait- I'm worried what you just heard was 'give me a lot of falafel'. What I said was 'give me all the falafel you have'. Do you understand?"

- Loki is essentially just both the Tammy's and Jamm rolled into one

- Shots of Sam flying into danger and wielding an axe and just doing generic Valkyrie stuff and then they just pan over to Amir with wide eyes looking like he's about to faint

- Every time someone curses, Jack lets out a "beeeeep" to censor it; Jack curses freely

- *one of those weird and uncomfortable Inge and Hearth scenes happen*

Blitzen: "The thing about Alfheim culture is...I don't understand it."

- Every time there's a battle happening a weirdly non-battle song plays but the scene will occasionally splice to an aside of Jack just singing that song off-tune

- Every time Magnus forgets he's supposed to be the healer of the group, the person who's dying stares into the camera until it hits him

- Cut to scenes of Blitz and Hearth on one of their aside secret missions- "DONT be SUSPICIOUS, DONT BE S U S P I C I O U S~~~~" asl is worked into the dance moves

- Fredrick and Annabeth: 'Hey where the fuck is Magnus?'

Randolph: "~~Technically he's HOMELESSSSS~~~~"

- We still get all the ridiculous death scenes in Valhalla but all the warriors act like the Citizens of Pawnee even when they're dying like they're Awful.

ex) Alex, holding a vase to one of the managers: "Yeah I made this in one of your pottery classes??? It's TERRIBLE!" *throws it so hard at them they loose an eye*

ex) TJ, dying in his bed: "Yeah you know that water fountain with the 'do not drink the water' sign? Halfborn dared me to drink from it and now I'm dying of a fatal infection. Sir, sir are you listening??? Sir I'm TALKING TO YOU! Are you aware that there's waste in your water system???"

ex) Mallory, twelve arrows sticking out of her and slowly bleeding to death: "I don't know what I did to deserve this." - Magnus: "You were yelling at a bunch of little kids on the battlefield." - "Well they SUCKED!"

- Every time someone predicts Blitz or Hearth is gonna die the camera pans in on Magnus who groans into the camera

- "Thor has never had a real job...in his LIFE,"

- "Mallory, you're like a Valkyrie without flight magic!" - "...So like a person?"

- Every time Loki invades Magnus' dreams he talks as if he's expecting a laugh track and Magnus just gets more and more confused

- Magnus: "I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my entire life."

Blitz and Hearth: "We know this, and we love you."

- During the brief percabeth cameo in Ship of the Dead, every time Magnus or Alex stares into the camera or does an aside or something, Percy and Annabeth are like...what the fuck are you doing. What are you looking at. Who are you talking to. Why are the Norse like this???

- Hearth: *belittles or doubts himself*

Magnus and Blitz: *signing aggressively* YOU HAVE A L L THE STRENGTHS

- Alex: "Someone will DIE..."

Magnus: ".....of fun?"

- When Leslie lowkey kidnapped the gay penguins and took them to Iowa where it was legal??? Magnus with Thor's goats

- Basically everyone who isn't human is an Eagletonnian like that's why they're so fake nice about guest rights lol

- The cameras are really just Odin's ravens

- Any time Magnus and Alex have a moment(tm) you can see Sam lurking in the background making excited eyebrows into the camera

- Any time they gotta talk about crafting or fashion Blitz is basically Tom Haverford you know I'm right

- When gods make ridiculous requests or give dumb orders and you get a shaky zoom in on the mains looking ready for the end

- Remember when Jerry lied about getting mugged bc he didn't want to admit he got messed up trying to get a burrito?? Magnus after he tried and failed to fight that eagle that stole his falafel

- Blitz has absolutely said 'treat yo self' at least once

- Loki, complaining about his eternal punishment: "I am the victim of a hate crime!"

Magnus: "That's...not what a hate crime is."

Loki: "WELL I HATED IT."

- Mimir is basically Orin

- Alex: *exists*

Magnus: "Whats a not gay way to ask him to go camping with me?"

- my laptop's dying but I will not drop this I'll be back later

#magnus chase #mcga #rick riordan #mango cheese #alex fierro #molly mumbles #feel free to add on!!

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freedivetothefuture-remade · 7 years ago

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