#real game

[nortsauce]

ooh ou oew!

It’s Gwimbly!

[nonenoodle]

Look at the lil baby (past and present)

[lumivall]

I just love how Layton and Luke are in almost every puzzle solution in diabolical box.

[fuyupersimmons]

an extremely rare release given to a select few number of fans at a meet & greet during bob's 1994 tour of Japan. due to this, information about "Bob Dylan New York Deli" is scarce, as no one has dumped the rom online, let alone translated it to english.

[mnictasbcl]

co-op game where you work together with whimsical graphics and happy music, except the first thing your character does is set an entire town on fire, before happily going through the adventure with their companion, and then enters the last cave and gets crushed by a giant rock

[mintaii]

take responsibility

[raspberryflo]

There's no fucking way they just named their new sonic game "Sonic X Shadow". They're literally making me type "sonic x shadow" into the steam search bar to see this game I literally can't even comprehend this. Mom can I get the new sonic game for christmas sure little timmy whats it called? Okay let me just type "sonic x shadow" into the google search- . . . timmy . . .

[mortifiedandawesome]

Bart 64 - Nintendo Direct 6.18.1932

[console-pokeballs-rupees]

Infiltration Successful 🥷

[hollytree33]

REAL GAME!!!!!!!

Everyday I wake up and I realize that there’s a new dragon age game that’s a real game that I’m actually going to play.

[enbyandyy]

you go girl they're here for the vibes

[joifee]

A collection

i watched more than this but those are just a wide spread

[nonenoodle]

Happy halloween ☠️

[dungeon-vault]

[nintendoduo]

Nintendo Announces That The Switch's Successor Will Be The Wii U Again

Putting an end to months of intense anticipation and speculation, Nintendo announced today that the Nintendo Switch's successor console will have the exact same name as its predecessor, the Nintendo Wii U. It will also have the exact same technical specs and game library, and Nintendo projects the exact same lackluster sales.

In a press conference at the company's Kyoto headquarters, senior executive officer Yoshiaki Koizumi explained the reasoning behind the move: "We decided to release Wii U again because it's pretty good. It rules, actually. I love it."

Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa further elaborated: "Nintendo Land was my shit. Game & Wario was so underrated. So was Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. So was Star Fox Zero. So was Animal Crossing amiibo Festival. So was Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric." Furukawa went on to list every single Wii U exclusive game over the next minute and a half, as Koizumi cheered and applauded.

Also present at the press conference was legendary developer Shigeru Miyamoto, who mostly talked about how much he misses Miiverse. "I'm so nostalgic for Miiverse. When I look back on my life, I realize that without exception, my most cherished memories and friendships all happened within Miiverse. In fact, it was in the Meme Run community that I met my current wife and children."

"Splatoon 1 is the best Splatoon," Furukawa continued. "Mario Maker 1 is the best Mario Maker. Hyrule Warriors 1 is the best Hyrule Warriors. Mario Kart 8 non-Deluxe is the best Mario Kart 8."

"Yooooo, the battle mode with the racing tracks was so much fun!!!" Koizumi exclaimed, as Miyamoto vigorously nodded in agreement. "Underrated," Furukawa repeated. "So underrated."

The press conference concluded with all three agreeing that the Nintendo Switch "sucks" and "ain't shit," deciding on the spot that they would deactivate its online servers in order to reconnect the Wii U ones as soon as possible. "If you like Switch better, I'm very sorry, but it's inferior and we're shutting it down."

"I'm not sorry," Miyamoto said, addressing Nintendo Switch fans directly. "Fuck you. I wish I could shut you down, too."