#reader isn't very agile lmao

[liliallowed]

What if we just. Like. Cried for a few hours. I feel like we deserve it. Some nice rest and stuff. Maybe shove holy water down the demon's throat idk

yeah, imagine being almost murdered by your partner smh/j

since your attempts at harming the foul creature only seem to result in accidentally tending to their wounds so you forget about the holy water.

what you do instead sit down in the corner of the room, silently processing what had happened.

this was your fault. they were right. if you hadn't made the stupid choice to open the damned container none of this would have happened. this was just the consequences of you being so stupid.

why didn't you believe him? why did you HAVE TO BE SO STUPID!?

he warned you SO MANY TIMES... he told you they were evil. he GAVE YOU A WAY OUT. WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE IT!?

WHY DID YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!? he had every right to hate you.

"I love you. you know that right?" another sob threatened to break from your throat but you held it in.

he DIDN'T hate you. that only made it WORSE. he cared. and he still... you didn't understand.

or maybe you did. he must've thought he was doing the right thing... or maybe you were both just lying to yourselves.

you glare at the demon standing Infront of you with tears dripping down your cheeks.

they frown looking at you.

"pathetic. stop. don't look at me like that this is all your fault... " you grit your teeth.

you hated them you HATED them. you hayed what you did. what they did. this was all a fall out of your first mistake.

this WAS your fault.

"blaming yourself isn't going to make things better you know... no matter how many times you make dumb mistakes... throwing a pity part won't change it."

"shut up. you don't GET to comfort me. you... YOU MADE ME TURN BACK TIME YOU... HOW DO I GET THIS THING OFF...! " you scratch at the floating screen trying to swat it away like a fly.

the demon rolls their eyes.

"you're such a lovestruck fool. he always planned to kill you regardless of his personal feelings. you only made things harder for both of you. I told you this would happen."

just like how HE told YOU and it all came true.

would you make the same mistakes and ignore them? you genuinely thought there'd be a good solution to this...

"sighhhhhh you look like a mopy wet cat. jesus. pull yourself toghter. aren't you supposed to be figuring out a way to get stronger? so you don't die to him?"

"I'm not KILLING PEOPLE!" you shout only for a towel to hit you in the face.

"exp isn't the only way to get stronger dumbass. it's just more effective and faster. we're going to work on your stamina and agility. forget about strength. your WHIMPY soft hearted ass won't be using it anyway."

"wh... what?"

"you heard me. get stronger. I'm not planning on letting a dumbass like you die to riding hood. go pull yourself together and we'll see if you can back up your ideals with actions instead of hypocritical words. fight me!"

they grinned at you.

"after all you did vaguely mention you hate feeling like a damsel. so PROVE IT coward. instead of crying in a corner like a pathetic defeated slob GET. BACK. UP. YOU'RE NOT DONE WITH THIS. are you? show me your determination. show me your idiotic HOPE."

you look at them with confusion.

"why would you... ACK! "

you barely manage to dodge an incoming attack of red strings.

"less talking more dodging. you're slow. YOU'RE SO SLOW. START RUNNING." they grinned.

[screechingkroh]

I AM SO SO SO SORRY FOR SPAMMING YOU BUT SEER HAVING A SIMILAR FIGHTING STYLE LIKE VERTA? YES PLEASE 😭 reader knowing to kick ass while riding a friggin motorcycle– BAMF energy right there.

ALSO IF THEY LEARNED HOW TO USE A ROPE DART??? SHEEESSSHHH Mac and Wukong would be dOWN BAD. Them watching y/n fight off a demon they'd both be like "lmao I wish that was me" NSKSJSKAJA

I mean-- okay. Think about it.

Seer has hover boots. It gives them added speed and agility that could match or be around Verta's! Plus, the boots do add a jump boost when used. They have a ranged weapon that could be used while they're fighting and, when Episode 9 happens, they'll have a melee weapon.

They're already getting good at fighting thanks to training Wukong and MK. It's not every week like other two but they do train every now and again for the sake of keeping their defense sharp and not getting rusty.

Add in the motorcycle. Seer knows how to ride that shit. Seer is perfectly capable of learning how to add it into their fighting style. In chapter 11 and chapter 12, you are racing against Mei to help her train for the Great Wall Race. You guys know in New Gods: Nezha Reborn? The entire race track thing there?

That's kind of the vibe of where you two are practicing to help Mei.

Seer has every fucking right to be able to fight like Verta. Or at least, have something akin to that style.

I want you guys to realize something here, okay? Seer? Their survival instincts are always on. It's never shown minus for when they're fighting. It's why they "don't fight fair" because they're fighting to survive. When they snapped into action against Spider Queen? It's not because they decided to go "Oh, I'm all ballsy now" it's because protecting themselves and their friends is the highest on their priority list.

Note! Seer had a pretty average life before they were transported to LMK. They went to college, had a good (maybe shaky) relationship with their family, and a nice circle of friends. They had a stable job and were able to support themselves. Seer's life was good. But. Heavy fucking but. It's kind of shown that they had the uh... The "Be the sheep dog, not the wolf" mentality hammered into them.

So they have the mentality to snap into fighting action. For them to learn to have a similar style like Verta's and to have the whip knife? It's very on brand and it's very likely to happen. Seer isn't an "Oh, I know what happens and I should be protected with it" kind of person. Seer is an "Imma beat your fucking ass if you come near me with that knife and I'm gonna make it hurt. Have a good day" kind of person. They're nice! But that is only given to the people they know deserve it.

Anyways, yeah. Wukong and Macaque? Hella simping for Seer. I mean-- I would too. Move over, monkeys, I want Seer's hand in marriage.

[playgirlpontius]

Random jackass furry au ideas for the crew

(Disclaimer: this isn't any x reader or romance bullshit hcs fuck that lmao)

PJ: he's sort of insecure bc he's a really skinny/scrawny bull/yak in comparison to the rest of his family 😞 but it's ok bc his stick boy swag makes up for it, he dulls his horns to protect ppl around him but even if they were sharpened he wouldn't hurt anyone, has broken/fractured his horns at least twice, the jackass skull n crutches logo is a skull of a bull with broken horns bc of him in this universe 💕

Bam: has broken his antlers SO many times... It's like always expected of him to show up and have broken antlers or some sort of fracture on his antlers, he sometimes decorates his antlers with emo looking flowers/plants if they aren't broken, he's a hybrid deer/bear mix bc April is a deer n Phil is a black bear 👍🏽 (has more deer features tho), very skittish and quick to scare

Chris: absolutely HATES being confused as a cheetah(a one way ticket to get beaten the fuck up by him), him and Ehren have beef bc they're both the spotted cats of the group and Chris feels he's better due to being one of the big 4 cats while Ehren isn't, Jaguars are one of the 4 big cats that can roar but he uses it sparingly bc everyone always asks him to and it gets annoying

Ryan: I think him PJ and Preston are the only prey-ish animals so the 3 of them bonded over that, sort of wished he wasn't a fish bc he thought being any other animal was cooler, very proud of his tail bc the rest of the guys don't have a cool fish tail lik he does 😎, usually has a lot of water around him for obvious hydration due to being a fish, makes a lot of merman jokes

Steve-O: sometimes wished he was a girl due to how female hyenas rank higher in society, raised around a lot of hyenas so is very invested in his own culture, extremely interested in other species cultures and learned a lot during wbz, randomly touches other ppl's dicks due to how hyenas show trustworthiness by allowing others to touch their dick and everyone thinks he's gay as hell for it, constantly laughing ofc

Ehren: was really shy at first but warmed up to the group pretty easily, a lot of tension between Chris bc the 2 of them r both spotted cats and often get mistaken for the other, part of his tail is scarred from a stunt he got hurt in, the fact that he can run really fast is used a lot in his stunts(they mostly try to scare him to see how fast he can run away 😭), can put up a fight against anyone trying to attack him(mostly Chris lol)

Dave: really chill guy, sensitive to bright lights and needs time to get used to the light bc ferrets have eyesight like that, very agile guy and is kinda like a slinky if you will, tail kind of fucked up at the end due to snowboarding accident(he and Ehren match but for different reasons), still the professional shitter but the implications r different bc ferrets shit to mark territory etc etc

Preston: one of those sheep with horns obvi, has broken his horns at least once, very sweet guy but obviously will fight back if provoked, PJ n him bond over being stereotypically farm animals lol, sheep have really good hearing so it's hard to prank him bc he'll hear u coming from a mile away

Wee man: I've decided he's a fennec fox for obvious reasons, originally he was a red fox but then I was like wait fennec foxes r perfect, radiates an indescribable happy vibe to him that just lights up the room tbh, naps a lot due to being nocturnal, bc he's really sneaky/walks very quietly he's usually the one scaring Ehren to see how fast he runs away LOLL