#read this and immediatley died

[pyrothecary]

Oh. I thought it was a joke. I thought we were joking and being funny. He's actually? Fr.....? Fr fr..............?

[oh-no-its-bird]

Wanna fic where it's like, one of those "Obito came back to Konoha + Rin never died so team 7 is all together as adults" fics

But yk, having avoided mountains of irreversible trauma that would shape him into the slack off bitch boy we know and love in canon, Kakashi is still super up tight and bitchy ab rules n stuff

And the fic itself is Rin and Obito trying various methods to get him to relax (with the end goal of the fic being to somehow shape this Kakashi into the Kakashi we know and love from canon, but like, trying to do that WITHOUT the death and trauma)

Just silly fluffy fun times as Rin and Obito do their best to get Kakashi to loosen up a bit, probably only winding him up more and more through their efforts

They try to get him to get a hobby, like knitting or reading. Only the first book he picks up happens to be a really raunchy romance and Obito's tiny virgin loser mind can't handle it and immediatley declares the whole thing a bust, slaps the book out of Kakashi's hand, and drags him away

They try to get him to smoke. Bad idea, he's wired like a dog so it's like times 10, lasts way longer than it should, and makes him super twitchy/paranoid.

They try to convince him to go to therapy— and when he obviously says no, tries to trick him into having an impromptu therapy lesson w THEM. Which almost works at first but then he looks up from his heartfelt speech and goes "are you FUCKING writing this down rn" and Rin very guiltily puts the diagnosis notebook away

So at first, it's all done in good fun and good faith, and Kakashi even agrees to go along with it a bit bc like, why not. They have a point.

But as each method fails, Obito and Rin get even more into it / weird ab it, and Kakashi gets progressively more and more done with this— till it's basically turned into Rin and Obito competing with themselves/eachother to see who can manage to "fix" Kakashi

(Kakashi is climbing out the fucking window and booking it into the woods)

Kakashi keeps trying to hide behind Gai, only for Gai to turn around and BETRAY him by saying Rin and Obito might have a point ab him needing to try and relax a bit (not the fixing bit tho, wtf guys)

Kakashi ends up hiding in Genma's house bc Genma isn't invested enough in this to comment on the situation

In the end ofc Rin and Obito realize they've gone too far and apologize profusely, and the entire event of having to dodge Obito and Rin's insane efforts have helped simulate the terrible trauma Kakashi missed out on, so he's like. A LITTLE more relaxed. A little. But only bc hes so immune to bullshit now that he just kinda blinks sleepily through it (like he did after Rin and Obito put his entire bed into the middle of a lake while he was sleeping in an effort to show him how to "roll with the unexpected")

[sharksandjays]

Wow i got a lot more support about it than I thought i would so…NINJAGO OC TIME!!!

A little information first: These OCS are part of a plot me and my friend have come up with that takes place after the Merge, after DR pt2.

Lars was created by my friend @the-chaotic-anon !!! Theyre the one who did all this with me :)

Now here they are!

And now, some info:

- Fynn used to be a student of sensei Yang, and was actually with him when the whole fiasco with Nadakhan happened (He was really young) He ended up wishing for his humanity and for his fellow students be safe. Little did he know that that would mean that theyd be safer without him…and so they were cursed to forget him. Something even his elemental power of memory cant fix. So he has a hatred for a certain djinn, but also for a certain elemental master of lightning that failed to save him and his family.

- Due to his power, Fynn remembers all of Skybound

- Fynn joined a gang and immediatley regretted it but could not escape safely. He ended up basically using his power to manipulate the ninja (before the merge) and then make them forget him, and then use their memories to lead them to the gang so they could take them down and he could be free. They dont know this, and only remember him as a villain that would manipulate them. They HATE him.

- Lars cannot remember their past…how strange?

- Lars is the new elemental master of form, inherited from the old one who died under…mysterious circumstances. They feel like they had a part in it but dont remember why.

- Lars’ elemental powers cause them to melt…a lot. They become stretchy but also liquid like. Its tied to their emotions and its really stressing them out.

- Lars’ best friend is Fynn. He has been there since their memories mysteriously dissapeared. They are suspicious of him. Hes hiding things

- Lars left to join the ninja after the merge, specifically Zane, who was the only one home, seeking training of their newfound powers

- Fynn only joins when (SPOILER OF DR PT2) Jay is brought back by Cole, remembering nothing. Lars tells them they know someone, and seek out Fynn to bring his memories back.

- Fynn tells them he has to fight Jay to bring his memories back. The quick touches help Jay remember and keep Fynn from feeling the full brunt of it. Its a brutal fight. They are pulled apart. Jay remembers

-They get news that the gang Fynn used to be apart of is back. Fynn cant leave the ninja for fear of his life.

- Jay hates that kid, but hes tasked with training him

- Lars runs into a former member of the gang, but instead of killing them, the gang member just smirks. Tells them theyre looking for a certain teapot. And that Fynn isnt telling them the whole truth

I think thats enough for now. Lmk if you want more or have questions! And have some doodles and funny things as thanks for reading this far

[lgbtlunaverse]

I think i need to explain why this line makes me go so feral

I think the "fine! I'll kill myself after I kill you" line from nie mingjue in chapter 49 permanently altered my brain chemistry and it has something to do with precisely how i got into the mdzs fandom space in the first place.

I've mentioned it a few times but i started watching the untamed in late 2019 right as it was blowing up everywhere and, likely due to a combination of undiagnosed adhd wrecking my ability to be interested in anything for longer than 4 seconds and me very much not being used to the specific style of acting, especially during fightscenes, i never finished it. The only concrete memory i have of it is seeing wen qing's face and meng ziyi completely short circuiting my little gay brain. I remember more of staring endlessly at pictures of her than I remember of the plot. Press F to pay respects.

Flash forward a few years and a friend recommends me a fic writer for an fma fic (the fic riter in question is metisket) and i like their stlye so much i decide to read other stuf they've written. Here we get to our prime suspect: "the one body problem" a genuinely hilarious fic where jingyi gets posessed by wei wuxian like a year before the plot happens and they become awkward brain buddies. 10/10 i loved it (and still do) even though i remember huasiang showing up in my first reading and I, having fully forgotten his name, had no fucking clue what was going on. (Little did i know...)

Anyway flash forward ANOTHER year and I decide to reread that fic, and then the other untamed fic metisket wrote, a wen qing time travel fix it that's also real fun. And then i'm like. huh. that's fun. wonder if there's anything in their bookmarks.

And then, within 20 days, I had read approximately 350 fics. Many of them 100k+ words. I cannot stress enough how much this CONSUMED my brain's ability to do or think about anything else. I now think back to the early days of getting my adhd diagnosis and insisted that while i had pretty much all other symptoms, I did not get hyperfixations. Lol. Lmao, even.

I am mainly focused on wangxian and the junior quartet becuase they are my baby ducklings and i love them. I do come across some 3zun fics and I think huh... this is interesting. But the 3zun brainrot is LIGHT at this point.

The thing about reading more than 350 fanfics is that at some point you kind of piece the plot of the source material back together backwards. Especially because my favorite genre was time travel fix its, where characters relive the whole plot and like to make allusions to all the ways everything went wrong last time.

Because I'm still squarely in my wangxian + juniors (plus a heavy dosis of yunmeng sibling reconciliation) corner here... the feelings on jin guangyao in my fandom corner are. different from where I'd end up soon after. He is my special little guy though, so I do kind of immediatley develop a fondness for him, and I approach my 3zun and early nieyao thoughts specifcially from the assumption that the widespread opinion is that nie mingjue is a fine good guy and jgy is the evil one (I have not seen the bad nmj takes yet. well... I am seeing DIFFERENT bad nmj takes but they're nice to him. In, like, the wrong way. With no solid undertanding of the inherent tragedy at the heart of him that makes him so blorbo to me. But still.) major reactions to the stairs scene as I see them on twitter are "girlboss! He should've kicked him harder 💅"

And the baby jgy apologist in me goes :/ me no likey. And at this point I am also actively seeking out metas and analysis posts so i'm seeing some better opinions than that and getting a halfway solid graps on the themes. wwx and jgy being foils becomes very obvious to me very quickly. So, with my curent understanding of the plot, I go... you know all you people who are like "god i wish nmj would have killed jgy sooner" it uhh... kinda sounds like he'd have died if he did that. If he'd killed him before meng yao had gone off to spy there is a very big chance they'd have lost the sunshot campaign and most of the main cast would be dead. If he'd killed him at the stairs that's... well that's killing your sworn brother, which by the canon's own admission is a universally reviled crime, and jin guangshan could easily take advantage of this by demanding nmj's head in retribution, since he already wanted to get rid of him anyway. He doesn't give a fuck about a-yao of course but he could pretend well enough that he does. And what leg would nmj have to stand on? The jin clan is canonically both willing and able to slaughter entire clans for the murder or attempted murder of the leader or his family, and nie mingjue is the kinda guy who'd immediately offer himself up if it meant the rest of his clan would be spared.

This combined with jin guangyao specifcally dying for his murder of nie mingjue, with huaisang basically not caring much about everything else he does and wanting to get revenge only for his brother, it gives nieyao a sort of mutual doomed soulmates feel. For either of them, killing the other would spell death for themselves. They either both die or they both live, one cannot live on without the order. That's crunchy. I like it.

The fire palace though? well, on meng yao's part there is a real argument that if he'd let nmj get killed immediatly instead of dragging it out he wouldn't have been able to get wrh alone and distracted enough to assasinate him, so that's one half of the mutual doom coin, and if nmj had killed him during their fight there he's also done for. But after? Right before Xichen intervenes? I had no answer for that yet.

(You know what's coming. I did not)

It is at this point that i realize that if this is gonna keep being A Thing then i need to read the source material before I catch fatal fanon poisoning. Yes, I can piece together the plot and themes from seeing what stays consistent across fics and what are the author's own opinons. But I know just as well that sometimes fanon just agrees on shit that didn't happen and treats it like canon, and I have no way of knowing which is which. So I start reading the novel.

And of course, eventually I get to the empathy sequence. And remember, my "nieyao both live or both die" theory is heavy on my mind at this point, and the only stickler is that nmj could sort of have killed meng yao after the confrontation with wrh, still believing meng yao was actually working for him, and not a spy, and get off... not scott-free, Xichen won't be happy, but it's not gonna cost him his life.

And then I read THIS.

Please Imagine dropping a whole block of pure elemental sodium into water. Except the sodium is this quote and the water is my poor little delicate brain. Not only is my theory right, it is ten times more unhinged than i thought it was.

And considering that Nie Mingjue does not seem like the kind of guy who'd consider something like a life debt to have an expiration date, and because after this he will link himself legally and socially to jin guangyao as family and declare that one among their brotherhood turning against the others is to be met with a painful death, I can no longer read the scene at the stairscase in jinlintai without the impression that he is still planning to die afterwards. Which, if you wanted to make that scene even more painful, this is a very efficient way of losing all your remaining hinges.

I think I'd have gone crazy about this line no matter what context I heard it in, but this one specifically? where I'm already obsessed with idea of nieyao's deaths being connected by the narrative and missing just this one piece and having it confirmed? out loud? from one of the characters himself? It's like giving cocaine to a baby.

[forensicated]

Smiffina Episodes - Episode 290

The staff are horrified to see the station in the daylight - for some longer term staff members it's reminiscent of the fire boming incident.

Sadly Marilyn didn't make it. Noone has seen Reg since yet.

Tony spots Colin Fairfax at the cordon, he approaches to speak to him and Colin tells him that "It's too late now isn't it... it's just what I was saying but noone would listen." Tony asks again for Colin to reply. "They were my friends too."

At the morgue, Neil finds Gabriel paying his respects to Andrea's body. Gabriel tells him that he knows about him and Andrea and that he won't tell anyone about it.

Adam tells the gathered members of Sun Hill how proud of them all he is and that they're showing real dignity and strength in carrying on. Reg arrives near the end of it and drops his coffee cup immediatley, apologising to Gina. Everyone is shocked to see him given that his fiancée died 12 hours ago.

In the locker room Gabriel is staring into his mirror as he dresses into his uniform, giving a smirk at his reflection. "I feel like a new man." he declares.

At a pub, Colin is spotted in the company of a rather unpleasant known racist by Leela and Tony. He tells Tony that he had spoken to Ken the day before despite Phil having told them that he hadn't found him. The landlord tells them that Colin was always boasting that he was a real copper but that none of them believed him due to his nature and behaviour. Tony lets on his suspicions to Gina who lets him look into Colin's background before she goes to visit Smithy in hospital.

Before she gets there, Gabriel has been bending Smithy's ear about Andrea, making out that she had been manipulating the entire situation, whispering into Kerry's ear, then his and creating the entire problem. Gina arrives before Gabriel can return from getting him some better reading material than just Andrea's station exposé and Smithy discreetly tells her what Andrea had told him in their last conversation - like Gabriel working with the Sun Hill Sniper. Smithy asks her what she thinks when she looks at Gabriel. Gina replies that he knows exacty what she thinks of him - but at least he is 'one of them' unlike Andrea "may she rest in peace." she adds, eating Smithy's grapes. Gina bets Gabriel had been going on and on about saving Smithy's life. Smithy tells her that he hasn't mentioned it once... "Well, what did he say when you thanked him?" "..... I haven't. I can't, it just sticks in me throat." Smithy replies, just as Gabriel returns. Gabriel tells them that all they can do is be better people for those they have lost and that he's living proof that things can change and improve - before he leaves them to it. Gina has to leave soon after and tells Smithy that Tony thinks Colin could have something to do with it, letting on that she'd spoken to one of his referees who just happened to be the man that Smithy interviewed on what turned out to be Colin's last day - the garage boss. She sums up he was definitely nervous about her call.

After more calls and checks into his background, Gina begs Adam to call a meeting with MIT and to get them to look into Colin Fairfax, believing him to be behind it all.

[ithisatanytime]

Berserk is an incredible piece of fiction that is badly misunderstood im gonna be spoiling it and its honestly a masterpiece so if you havent read it or seen the 1997 anime (all other adaptions are soulless fucking trash) stop reading now its that good.

Griffith is a well written antagonist whos motivations are not just understandable but i strongly believe most people in his circumstances would have done the same as him, i can hear you gasping but its true you missed griffiths character development and only saw the end result. there is a panel where he holds the broken doll of a child soldier who died serving his dream in his mercenary army his dream of being king. they made him so young to really HIGHLIGHT that many similar young men sacrificed their lives to graft their small dreams onto griffiths big dream, so what then was their sacrifice for if griffith never becomes king? later griffith is brutally tortured in a dungeon for an indeterminate but LONG lenght of time, he is depicted not only being tortured in solitude but also to be either losing his mind or to be tormented by actual demons (turns out they are real) he is rescued but goes from literally being tortured like this for a long period of time to the point his formerly beautiful form is now unrecognizable and grotesque and from there is almost immediatley face to face with the gods of the universe of berserk who are evil and they explain to him that the only way for him to be king is to do the things he then goes on to do. is it MORALLY justifiable? no, but you would do the same damn thing after being tortured by men and manipulated by the evil demon gods of the universe who remind you that if you stop short of the kingdom here all those men including that little boy who sacrificed their dream for your dream will have died in vain.

people think of griffith as the villain and while that is true in a sense his motivations are FAR more understandable than people give credit for i think due to the horrendous nature of the acts he commits in order to achieve his dream, but the central CONCEIT of the universe of berserk is that the god/gods of their universe are malevolent instead of benevolent, fate is ultimately the villain

[levantvampire]

the greater good

the sight of kreacher appearing in front of James' door, knocking fast in the middle of a cold night didn't make James feel any good about where Regulus has disappeard into, or why he wasn't responding to any of his letters. he twisted the doorknob to let the house elf in, he was shaking to the core about the news, why would kreacher come to James now, in the middle of a night unannounced and without Regulus.

the house elf handed him a letter, he recoginzed the handwrite immediatley. it belonged to Regulus "master Regulus wanted to give you this letter" the house elf spoke while the brunette almost tore the envolope to read what it said, noticing how it had some water stains and smudged ink.

'dear James, I apologize for disappearing without a note. i understand now you are anxious, wondering where i left, but what i knew might put you in a great danger. i acted out of bravery, you might call it stupid and saying we could find another way, another plan; but trust me i tried to come up with something else and i couldn't find another thing, Dumbledore made me promise to secrecy in order to keep you and the rest of the order alive. but i promise you this, that i really wanted to tell you. I was the past few days in a journey, looking for something Dumbeldore said it will help killing you know who and end him for good. i was sent on a mission, using my last name and the house i was in hogwarts to be a spy for him over the last few months, i gained some of the death eaters' trust, And I gathered as much information as i could and fleed when i had known that what Dumbledore has suspected was true. he was making horcruxes. I'm on my way to find one, the journey is gonna be hard and i don't know if I'm skilled enough to get it, but i'll try my best to do so and get over this war. if this letter finds you then I must be dead, And kreacher delivered it as i have asked him too. I don't regret a moment that i have spent with you, the only thing i do regret isn't spending the rest of my life with you like we have planned to. I love you, James. i hope we meet again on the othr side. I know that I let harry in good hands

your lover, R.A.B'

james re-read the letter over and over again, each time his eyes getting more watery. he couldn't believe that his husband is dead, he didn't get to say goodbye, he didn't get to gaze into his eyes again, or make him name star constellations for the hundredth time. At this point he had to sit down with the tears streaming down on his face, he could've find a way, Dumbledore could've told him, he wanted answers on how who he once called lover died.

his thoughts were all over the place, how did Regulus felt before dying? did he thought about them? how could he explain to his 2 years old son that his dad is dead? how would he live the rest of his life, knowing that his husband was taken way too soon. if he only knew, he would've died instead of him.

[childotkw]

Honey, I just read through your The lone wolf dies au and was thrilled to discover you intend to continue it as a full story! The angst, omg! Poor regulus is in for a lot more to come. And Voldemort on top of it all is *chef's kiss*. While reading snippet after snippet I couldn't stop thinking about those two, and what would happen if, let's say, voldemort told regulus he could actually have avoided the whole dark mark thing.

(2/2) Like he only took people willing into the death eaters ranks. Anyone from old poorblood families was dismissed cause duh and anyone else was killed on site because 'I've no time for weakness'. How he knew immediatley that regulus was a waste of time until that daring 'how could I not?' that sparked his interest and prompted the avalanche that followed. The follow-up to that revelation, or something along the lines of that, it's like I have in my head but it's hard to translate into words.

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Aww thank you! I'm glad you liked the AU and the first chapter! Regulus' suffering at my hands has only just begun.

And I think being told that would have a deep impact on Regulus - but in a different way. I think he'd be more upset that his mother probably knew that and she forced him into it anyway, and then he'd be angry at himself for catching the man's interest. I could see Voldemort saying something like this more to throw Regulus off during a duel / argument, or as a parting shot to take back any ground he had lost. He is a petty man.

[gnuppi]

idk if some of you guys ever played SWL (Secret World Legends), but here is the thing: (if you don’t know SWL start reading here)

Secret World legends is one of the worst best games I have ever played in my life and I will not explain why. It was originally published by Funcom (Age of Conan) back in 2012 as The Secret World and was relaunched in 2017 as Secret World Legends.

Anyway: You play a dude/dudette, that discovers they have some kind of magical energy in them and get promptly recruited by one of three (prior chosen) factions: The Templer, the Illuminati or the Dragons (basically korean Illuminati with a lot more Chaos Theory).

Your faction sends you to save the world by investigating shit that went down in different parts of the world like New England, Egypt, Tokyo and South Africa. 

The game is strongly inspired by H.P.Lovecraft and there are a lot of Cthulhu-esk things going on mixed with urban fantasy and a lot of zombie apocalypse.

But Funcom established not only the Zombies and cthulhu stuff as an antagonist, but also another organisation called the Orochi Group. They are basically some randos who try to get as much power and money as humanly and inhumanly possible. But because of their greed they often fuck up and open doors that should have stayed shut for eternity (Cthulhu....).

Okay, so far for the setting (if you know SWL start reading here!).

Here is the thing I am trying to say. 

Basically their whole job in this world is to try to get there hands on very dangerous and powerful thing x, fucking up cause they are incompetent af, resulting in dooming the world and immediately dropping dead afterwards.

In the process of this game, wherever you go and some fucked up shit happens, you find dead orochi agents right next to the cause of it. Period. That’s their whole reason to be there.

So I was playing moons of madness (2019, Funcom) a horror game that occurs to take place in the same universe as SWL. After the short introduction I found this:

And immediatley died of laughter. Guys... I am going to die! This is the equivalent of wearing a red shirt in star trek. 

[oh-no-its-bird]

You know how when you spend a lot of time moving— on a boat, on a plane, in a car. Or doing a repetitive activity— dancing, skating, gymnastics; Later that night you can still feel the pull of movment?

You'll lay there and feel your body sway as it tries to keep it's balance through the remembered lull of tide and turbulance; Or close your eyes and imagine yourself falling into a spin in a way that feels so viscerally real that for a moment you can even feel the vertigo of going that fast. The movement so ingrained into your body and consciousness that you find yourself falling back into it whenever your mind quiets and your body falls still.

So anyways that but for Tobirama and Izuna's fighting. They've fought eachother since they were children, they know eachothers moves moves like the back of their own hands. After so many years it's such a familiar dance that when they go home and close their eyes, they can still feel their bodies being pulled into the well practiced movements. They remain still but can feel the way their hands fly through seals so viscerally that they have to be careful not to accidentally start cycling chakra.

Or they'll feel the familiar push and pull dance of battle so strongly that their muscles twitch as they're tricked into thinking they're still moving. The phantom pains and patterns of the fight they know so well

"I could fight you in my sleep" taken to it's extreme, it's quite possible that they could fall into the familiar and fight eachother in their sleep

Actually running with that, I think one of them should be a sleep walker but like. Instead of just walking around they start to phantom fight the other in familiar movements.

Where's my fic where Izuna sleep fights an imagined Tobirama I need that on my desk immediatley. Madara worriedly watches over his brother but, having read somewhere that its unwise to wake sleepwalking up (especially so when they're activley holding a weapon lmao) he just kinda. Watches over him. And after a couple times of this happening he starts to recognize a pattern in Izuna's movements, and after a little longer still he realizes Izuna is tracing through the same battles

Just a short thing of Madara idly watching his brother sleep fight, piecing together bits and pieces ab thus person he's fighting through the cues of how Izuna defends and attacks against them

Later for whatever reason, probably later in peace time, I need Tobirama and Madara to have a spar. And at first it's going kinda whatever, they're both very talented, but then Madara kinda gets a brain itch and remembers those sleep fights he'd always see Izuna moving through. And without even thinking ab it, he flawlessly replicates one of the moves exactly where Izuna would have (thanks sharingan)

And like. Ok so if this is an Izuna died canon compliant thing, Tobirama instinctivley reacts how he would with Izuna then probably goes dead white and immediatley loses the fight bc hes thrown off so fucking hard he can't compute

And if it's an Izuna lives you get kind of the same reaction but minus the angst. So Tobirama is totally thrown off, and his movment kinda just. Stutters. He mindlessly slides into continuing to try to react like he would to Izuna, this muscle memory that's so ingrained into him that he could quite literally do it in his sleep. But Madara isn't Izuna, so when he flips back into fighting like himself, Tobirama just totally fucks himself over

Madara almost fucking beheads him by going for the head in an easily blockable move when Izuna would have immediatley gone for his side instead, and so Tobirama instinctivley defends his side

He gets yelled at for that one but is too busy laying on his back staring up at the sky with a deeply offended, shocked and confused expression to hear any of it

Tobirama's one true infallible weakness: He's so used to fighting Izuna that if you manage to replicate Izuna's style of fighting in the right way and trick his muscle memory into flipping that switch, you can totally fuck him up and over

Anyways, Madara, who can replicate Izuna's moves bc smthn smthn sharingan and having seen him do that sleep fight against Tobirama so many times, using this as an excuse to drag Tobirama into tons of training matches where he absoloutley beats his ass. And Tobirama letting this happen bc holy shit he needs to be trained out of that bad habit

It goes both ways tho too, if someone does that to Izuna but w Tobirama's moves then he's FUCKED. Luckily no one can replicate the way he fights nearly well enough to do that, and Izuna's also aided by the fact that Tobirama is really tall so the pool of people who might be able to pull it off right is narrowed down even further bc your height and weight absoloutley effects the specific angle of how you fight and their blades might meet

Ohhh actually maybe that could be a thing too. Someone replicates Tobirama's style of fighting and fights Izuna, and Izuna keeps getting tripped up bc these are Tobirama's moves but they aren't coming from the right angle or with the right amount of force

Anyways that's ur word vomit for the day time to clock out 👍

[make-me-imagine]

Headcanons: Crushing > First Kiss > Dating with Ned

Requested by: @youngcroissantturkeyworribler​

Pairing: Ned x reader

Gender: Neutral          Triggers: None

Notes: For anyone that might not know who Ned is, and maybe you are reading this because you just love Lee Pace (because who doesn’t). Ned is from the show Pushing Daisies, which is a very odd show, but also very good. So of course it was canceled after two seasons -_- Also, Ned’s “gift” mentioned is that he can bring someone back to life by touching them. But they can only stay “awake” for 1 minute, otherwise another being with a similar “life value”, nearby, dies. And once someone is touched and re-awakened, it can only happen once. 

he’s so cute ugh

-

Crushing

❁ When you and Ned first met he had *heart eyes* immediatley

❁ So of course he was super shy, cute, and awkward af around you for a while at first

❁ But because you were really chill and nice, you got along instantly

❁ Of course you couldn’t help but find him adorable

❁ Trips to The Pie Hole became often, which he was super excited about

❁ You said you couldn’t get enough of his pies, but in reality, though his pies were really good, it was more accurate that you couldn’t get enough of his face

❁ You met Emerson soon after, and he could see the sparks between you

❁ But because he’s Emerson he didn’t really say much

❁ But Ned did not miss his somewhat judgmental looks when Ned would fail at keeping a conversation with you

❁ But Emerson liked you, and he thought that you and Ned would make a pretty good pair, though he wouldn’t say it out loud

❁ Anyways

❁ At some point Ned found out that you occasionally bake at your home, and his heart eyes for you grew in size

❁ Like, you were perfect

❁ And then things changed when you ended up finding out about Ned’s “gift” 

❁ Somehow you got caught up in one of Ned and Emerson’s cases

❁ Ned was terrified you would be scared of him, or grossed out

❁ But in reality you were fascinated, and told Ned that you were proud that he found a way to use his gift for good

❁ This incident ended up with you becoming a part of the “team” and helping Emerson and Ned solve crimes when needed

First Kiss

❁ You had known Ned for a few months now, and had been working with him and Emerson for just over one month

❁ You and Ned still danced around your feelings for one another

❁ Which annoyed the hell out of Emerson honestly

❁ There was one particularly hard and dangerous case however, in which you got hurt

❁ Not too badly, but it required a night’s stay in the hospital

❁ When Ned picked you up and drove you home you could tell he was off

❁ Whether he was angry, guilty, sad, you didn’t know, you just knew he was avoiding your gaze

❁ He took you to The Pie Hole and made you something to eat, all the while he was remaining somewhat distant

❁ “Are you mad at me?” you questioned quietly, after he had slid you a drink, sitting on the stool beside you

❁ His eyes shot up and met yours, surprise filling them as realization hit that the way he was acting must be confusing you

❁ Letting out a small sigh he shook his head “No, I’m not mad at you Y/n, I’m mad at myself for getting you into this”

❁ You reached out and placed your hand on top of his “I’m the one that stayed and joining in on this in the first place Ned, I don’t blame you. Besides you are the one who ended up saving me in the end”

❁ His eyes met yours again as you saw the nervousness in your eyes as he took your hand in his, you tried your best to ignore your own pounding heart

❁ “I-” he paused “I just don’t want to see you get hurt” 

❁ You smiled gently at him “I know Ned. And you know I feel the same about you too right?”

❁ He stared at you, knowing that the true confession behind his words was being reciprocated in your own

❁ His eyes glanced quickly down to your lips

❁ A motion you had seen a few times as you spoke in the recent past

❁ “I’m going to keep you safe” his voice was almost a whisper as he met your eyes again, a passion behind them

❁ As you smiled at him, he leaned forward, hesitating for a brief moment before you leaned forward as well, your lips meeting

❁ The kiss lingered as Ned’s hand found the side of your face, his other hand still gripping yours

❁ Your free hand was placed gently on his chest 

❁ When pulling away from the long, yet gentle kiss, Ned sheepishly smiled at you which you returned, before he leaned in to kiss you again, this time a bit more fervently than before. 

Dating

❁ When you and Ned brought up to Emerson that you were now dating, he let out a loud sigh

❁ “It’s about damn time! I was getting tired of the two of you dancing around each other like a pair of shy hormonal teenagers at the prom. I was about this close to throwing you two into a closet to figure it out”

❁ Needless to say he was relieved

❁ But seeing you two together made him very very happy, but he would never say that out loud

❁ Not until your wedding day, when he cried like a baby at the reception and during his speech

❁ You and Ned are the cutest couple, it’s almost gross

❁ Kisses, all the time. His favorite is coming up behind you and placing a kiss on the top of your head (bc he’s tall af), and then when you turn to look at him he quickly kisses you on the lips and/or cheek. 

❁ Cuddles, all the time. Lying on the couch, or bed, he loves having his arms wrapped around you. He is the best big spoon, it’s like being enveloped by a large blanket. 

❁ Laughing, you guessed it, all the time. Ned is a d o r k, and he is also pretty cute and funny, so you two make each other laugh all the time. 

❁ And yes, there is sex, all the time

❁ I wont go into too much detail, but I will say, Ned = dork in the streets, freak in the sheets.

❁ He would bring you random gifts a lot, though they were almost always something the two of you could share together: food, candy, movies, books, etc..

❁ Eventually you ended up working part time at The Pie Hole and helping Ned to bake, or serve the customers.

❁ He even made a new pie recipe that included a bunch of your favorite ingredients and spices

❁ Of course he named it after you, and it quickly became a customer favorite

❁ Working with Emerson can get dangerous sometimes, but you and Ned ar always there for each other and constantly get each other out of harms way

❁ A dangerous case always ends with the two of you cuddling, a movie playing, and a bunch of comfort food, especially if one of you got hurt

❁ Ned is very protective over you

❁ He may be tall, but he is not aggressive and certainly not intimidating

❁ But if you are ever in danger, a different side of him comes out

❁ It’s kind of hot honestly

❁ Anyways...

❁ Your’s and Ned’s relationship is fantastic

❁ And though you may argue sometimes, or maybe disagree over some stuff, the two of you are the best team, and couple goals to anyone who knows you

[umbrellasource]

my thoughts on season 2

or rather, a list of things i didn’t like about it and a few things i did. spoiler warning, of course :~)

hello friends, thank you for joining me on my journey to convince the world to hate season 2 - I’M KIDDING LOL i liked season 2, but there are quite a few things i wasn’t that happy with and i’m going to cry about them like a baby now.

1. my second biggest disappoint with this season... NO HAZEL!!! i’m devastated!!!! i absolutely love hazel’s character and the depth cameron britton brought to the role.. i can’t believe they killed him so quickly :( maybe cameron had other work commitments but man i’m so sad. i seriously felt the lack of his presence this season and it was a dynamic that was sorely missed imo. the swedes could never.

2. the plot moved slower than i’d like. season 1 was very well paced, it felt non-stop, and like they were always working towards a goal, moving somewhere. some parts of season 2 felt slow or like things had come to a standstill and we were just watching them live rather than seeing them work towards something. which is fine if that’s what you’re into, but for me i think TUA works best when it’s GOGOGO like in season 1, and when it wasn’t, we had really intimate character moments, which i felt season 2 lacked.

3. the music didn’t hit as hard :( when i think of season 1 i can immediatley name a multitude of iconic scenes with the soundtrack - five murdering everyone in the doughnut shop, the bowling alley fight, i think we’re alone now OF COURSE, the slowmo montage to all die young, hazel and chacha burning the prosthetics building, gerard’s cover of happy together, five walking through the apocalypse to noel gallagher, run boy run, etcetcetc. those all just came off the top of my head. when thinking about season 2 i can only name two scenes off the top of my head (frank sinatra and backstreet boys). which is pretty sad.

4. the characterisation felt weaker overall. it didn’t feel as complex or deep whereas i felt season 1 really delved into each character and explored them a lot more. they all felt slightly watered down, especially luther, oh my god!! they turned him into a characeture whose only purpose is to eat a lot of food and pull silly faces. that was really disappointing. i’d hoped we’d get some scenes with him where he’d discuss all the pressure put on him by their dad, the guilt he feels for screwing up, insecurity etc. the scene with him and five in the club only scratched the surface. plus, allison only mentioned her daughter two times? it was really bizarre to me, it literally seemed like she’d forgotten about her. and speaking of forgetting family members... 

5. why does nobody give a shit about ben. i’m fuMING. they all saw ben in the season 1 finale and then they didn’t even care to mention him other than five asking if ben was there once, only once the family were all back together mind you, and when klaus said no, none of them even questioned it. despite the fact that klaus very clearly is talking/bickering with a spirit in front of them several times. none of the are like ‘uuhh klaus are you talking to ben or like...’ and that is really goddamn sad. ben deserved so much better.

6. ben’s arc in general! this is my biggest disappointment with this season. personally i’d really hoped they’d go the route that klaus would learn to control his powers and manifest ben in the real world for limited periods of time, like when ben punched him in the face or when ben pulled klaus and diego out from under the falling roof of the academy. and then eventually, when the show ended, ben could ~move on~ and go to the afterlife after being able to spend time with his family. but nooo. he’s back to being invisible, uncared about, forgotten and miserable. i like that they let him possess klaus for a bit and experience the world again, that was nice. though when it turned out klaus had already slept with his crush and she called him d*ddy i did my bigget sigh ever. and he’s just gone now. he doesn’t even get to go to heaven. he’s just. nothing. and vanya is the only one who even acknowledged it (other than klaus obviously). i swear to god, if season 3 doesn’t do a scene where klaus ~dies~ for a bit and goes to the afterlife again and sees ben there, i will RIOT. 

7. didn’t much like klaus’ storyline this season either. the cult thing was a bit weird and wasn’t done in the way i’d expected them to do it at all. i thought klaus would be a lot more sombre and serious this season too without the drugs to distract him, but he still acted high and Quirky the whole time, which is a shame, i’d love to have seen some more depth added to his character. plus, i thought he took the drugs because the ghosts were always bothering him.. we literally didn’t see any other than ben. also the stuff with dave was... Not Good. the kid they cast as dave had zero chemistry with klaus/robert, and he looked super young so it was.. kind of weird to see klaus be all like I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU. and i don’t think it even went anywhere. it just seemed pointless to me.

8. i felt like the fallout from the previous season was really glossed over. like vanya just forgot everything and everyone else is kinda like *shrugs* ah well. idk man i feel like there would’ve been a much bigger emotional cost and internal turmoil than there was. 

9. i hated the ending. sorry. it felt really ~generic superhero story~, as did the siblings vs commission thing in the last episode, which TUA isn’t supposed to be. and emo ‘ben’ made me cringe gfhjskkdfj. plus the oopsy we did a timeline fucky thing is getting a lil old now but whatever. plus the sparrow academy means a bunch of new characters which means screentime will get even more split from the main siblings, which i don’t want. 

so yeah.. i have some gripes with season 2. that said....

i did like some things!! i loved vanya having a female love interest, hell yeah. i loved five meeting old five, their dynamic was really fun and the dude who played old five was great, i feel like he really delivered his lines the same way aidan does. lila was cool too, i really liked the actress, she did great. seeing the siblings get closer was really nice too. 

overall, i’d give the season a 6.5/10, so yeah, i did still enjoy it!!! i just don’t think it was as good as season 1, by quite a long way, and i have some things i didn’t like. feel free to disagree with me tho, i’m just a big dumb idiot. and thanks for reading :~)

[kpop-zone]

Vampire CLC reaction to biting their s/o for the first time

Seunghee

Seunghee had a stressful day behind her and when she looked into the fridge, she cursed underneath her breath. She had forgotten to bring new blood bags, but she hadn’t eaten anything in a week.

“Is everything ok?”

You asked from behind her and she turned around quickly.

“Yeah sure. Everything’s fine.”

Seunghee said as nonchalantly as possible, but you had seen through her lie.

“You know, you can just drink from me. That’s the advantage of living with a human.”

You said while you kept reading your book, already knowing that Seunghee would deny. You had been dating for over a year now and Seunghee thought it would be irresponsible to drink from your own partner. She sat down beside you, pondering where she could get something to eat. She was too exhausted to hunt, and she couldn’t just walk into a hospital and steal some blood bags.

While your girlfriend was deeply concentrated, you used the chance to climb on her lap, making your girlfriend’s eyes widen.

“Don’t be so stubborn.”

You said sternly, while exposing your neck and tilting your head to the side to give Seunghee access. She was staring at your pulse point and you could see that she wanted to feed, so you pushed her head forward with her hand until her lips met your neck.

You winced a little when her teeth sunk into your skin, making her look at you for allowance, but when you nodded, she immediately started to feed on you. When a moan left your mouth, because you were beginning to feel lightheaded, Seunghee pushed you to your feet, bringing some distance between the two of you lightning-fast.

“I-I’m sorry.”

She stammered ashamed, thinking that she had overstepped some boundaries, but you stepped forward again, taking her hand in yours.

“It’s fine. I’m ok.”

You assured her, making a sight of relief leave your girlfriend’s lips.

Seungyeon

Seungyeon had told you pretty early on in your relationship that she was a vampire and you never really made a big deal out of it. It was a part of herself and you couldn’t help but think that she actually looked quite sexy when she showed you her vampire eyes. Which happened quite often, because she could never control that side of herself when she made out with you.

Right now she was hovering above you, while her tongue was dancing with yours inside of your mouth and her hands were roaming your whole body. When she pulled back to allow both of you to get some air, she looked deeply into your eyes before her gaze wandered further down and rested on your pulse point that was heavily visible right now because of all the adrenaline that was rushing through your body.

“Do you want to...?”

You trailed off the end of your question, but Seungyeon knew what you were referring to, immediately snapping her eyes back to look into yours.

“I-I’m sorry.”

She stammered, ashamed that you had caught her playing with the thought of feeding from you.

“It’s ok. Come on.”

You encouraged her, grabbing her neck to guide her mouth to your neck.

Her gaze flickered to your eyes a last time to make sure that you really wanted her to, but when you nodded your head, she softly grazed her teeth across your pulse point, making a moan escape your mouth. Hearing your reaction, she couldn’t control her impulses anymore, sinking her teeth into your skin and feeding from you.

She felt like on drugs from drinking your blood, but she didn’t want to exhaust you too much, so she quickly removed her teeth again from your neck, instead kissing it up until she reached your mouth again.

“You are so pretty.”

She whispered, making you pull her closer to your body again.

Yujin

If you had to describe your girlfriend with just a few words, you would describe her as the friendly vampire from next door. You had met each other when Yujin was out to hunt and opted to feed from a rabbit, because she didn’t want to feed from humans. But when she held the rabbit in her hands, she just couldn’t hurt it. You watched the scene in front of you without her noticing that you were behind her until you had to chuckle, because it was actually quite funny after your shock had died down.

Since then you started to be inseparable and you eventually also started dating. But Yujin’s problem with hunting still hadn’t been solved. Opposing to films, it was not that easy to steal a huge amount of blood bags, but your girlfriend just didn’t want to attack random people on the street. So you found another solution.

“Are you sure about this?”

Yujin asked you with regret bubbling inside of her to have agreed to your proposition.

“Jagi, it’s fine. I trust you. You can feed from me, so you don’t have to hurt random people without their consent.”

Feeding from you actually made sense to Yujin, but she still felt bad about hurting her girlfriend.

“Let’s just try it. And if it hurts too much, we’ll find another solution.”

You assured her and Yujin nodded. Slowly she came closer to you until she was standing right in front of you.

With a smile she looked into your eyes while grabbing your arm and guiding it to her mouth. She gave you a quick peck on your wrist, making you giggle, before she slowly dug her teeth into your skin. Yujin kept her eyes interlocked with you during the whole time to assure that she wasn’t hurting you. When she had enough, she removed her mouth again and looked sheepishly to the floor.

“Thank you, jagi.”

She mumbled quietly.

“Of course, what are girlfriends for?”

You joked, making Yujin laugh who shoved your shoulder in response.

“Stop this isn’t funny.”

She scolded you before giving you a quick peck on your lips.

Sorn

When Sorn had first told you that she was a vampire, you laughed at her, not believing a single word she was saying. She had to show you her eyes before you flinched a bit, still considering whether she was pranking you. But when you saw  her desperate gaze in need for you to believe her, you let her tell you her story.

But you had already loved her too much to ever leave her. So you just accepted that you would date a vampire from now on, which also didn’t really affect your relationship that much. You still pretty much did the same things as before and Sorn also never showed any signs that she was seduced to feed from you. Which didn’t mean, however, that she wasn’t.

In reality, she often found herself staring at your neck, because she really loved your smell. She always wondered whether you would taste as great as she thought you would. But she always tried to push back those thoughts as quickly as possible. She was embarrassed to think such things in the first place, so she never talked with you about it.

Today was no different. You were filming one of Sorn’s vlogs in a park by a river when she couldn’t help to notice how gorgeous you looked in the sunlight. Carelessly you plopped down in front of her while she was sitting on the floor, pressing your back against her chest. You were saying something, but Sorn could only focus on your neck.

“Sorn?”

You asked concerned after she hadn’t answered your question although you had asked her at least three times.

When you saw her looking at your neck, you immediatley knew what was going on in her mind. But you didn’t make a big deal out of it. She was a vampire, of course she had the desire to feed. So you stayed seated, but tilted your head to the side, and Sorn almost jumped to her feet in shock, but you held her back.

“Y/N! I can’t feed from you. And here are people everywhere.”

Sorn exclaimed nervously, but you just shrugged your shoulders.

“Why not? A few sips won’t kill me. Plus everyone will simply think that we’re young people in love that are making out. So, bon appetit.”

Sorn was taken aback by how realaxed you were about this whole situation. Carefully she inched her mouth closer to your neck. She was nervously shifting her gaze from your pulse point, to your eyes to the people surrounding you, but you calmy smiled at her. Therefore, she dug her teeth into your neck, humming while the first sip of blood ran down her throat, because you tasted exactly as good as she imagined you to.

You giggled after a while at how much Sorn was enjoying this and she pulled back in embarrassment. You looked at her with still the same amount of love in your eyes as before and Sorn hid her head in the crook of your neck. She couldn’t believe how lucky she had gotten with you.

Yeeun

Yeeun and you had started dating before she was turned into a vampire. One night, she had walked home alone, and another vampire attacked her. After she had woken up again, she felt so lost and cold, immediately searching for you, because she was in need of your comfort. You were worried sick and when you wrapped your arms around her in relief, she realized that something was different. She had wanted to run away, but you accepted her in her new form, begging her to stay. So she did.

Yeeun loved you more than anything, so she would never want to hurt you, but it was still hard for her to be around you. Her attraction towards you was so strong and sometimes she just couldn’t control herself.

You were sitting on the couch, watching TV, when Yeeun suddenly was aware again of just how good you smelled. She could hear your heart pumping the blood through your veins and she could feel her desire to feed from you welling up inside her.

You immediately noticed her changed demeanor, grabbing her hand to make her look at you. Ashamed of herself, Yeeun sheepishly looked to the floor, but you didn’t want her to be ashamed.

“Yeeun, it’s fine. I trust you.”

You assured her, but Yeeun shook her head.

“But I don’t trust myself. I don’t want to hurt you.”

She said sadly, but you couldn’t let her hate herself. Therefore, you pulled her closer, not stopping to assure her that you would be fine. Yeeun really didn’t want to hurt you, but her desire was way too strong to resist you, so she softly put her hand behind your neck to steady it while she sunk her teeth into you.

She could have immediately lost herself in the taste of your blood, but she couldn’t let that happen. You were way too precious to her. Yeeun only drank the bare minimum, before pulling away again and leaving a kiss on the spot of the bite.

“I love you.”

She smiled sweetly and you pulled her into a kiss.

Elkie

Meeting Elkie was exactly like it was shown in movies. She walked past you and you were immediatley in trance just by looking at her. Her beauty was overwehelming and the aura she held around her, was purely majestic. You weren’t even aware of the fact that you were staring until she made her way over to you and you nervously wanted to hide. But she didn’t let you slip away.

Later she told you that she was hungry that day and you seemed to be an easy victim. But her intentions quickly changed, because after talking with you for a few minutes, she loved your sweet and clumsy personality, wanting to be closer to you. Normally she kept her distance to humans, because she didn’t like to get attached to them and then having to lie about her true identity.

But with you it was different. You had asked her out on a date and she completely lost her cool, starting to blush instead. She just couldn’t say no to you and after your fifth date, she revealed her true identity to you. Elkie thought you would run, but you didn’t. You accepted her and so you started dating.

She was still a little hesitant about showing you her vampire side, but you really didn’t seem to care.

“Jagi?”

You asked her while you were lounging around in your apartment, each being immerged into their own things and Elkie hummed in response.

“Does it hurt to be bitten?”

You asked her and Elkie looked up from what she was doing, meeting your curious gaze.

“It stings a bit in the beginning, but then the vampire venom makes you kind of high.”

She explained and she could see that there was another question bugging you.

“Can...can you bite me?”

You asked hesistantly and Elkie was a bit taken aback. But she understood the appeal of being bitten. An inner conflict arose in her, because she wanted to fulfill all your wishes, but on the other hand, she was also unsure whether she could stop once she strted to feed from you.

But she eventually gave in to your puppy dog eyes. She sat beside you, softly stroking your hair from your neck, while explaining exactly to you how you would feel after the bite. When you were still sure about it, she sunk her teeth into your neck, monitoring your heartbeat with her vampire hearing, so she didn’t drink too much.

After she removed her teeth again and you started to feel the effect of the venom, she let you rest your head on her shoulder while she ran her hand through your hair. She smiled contenly, because feeding from you showed her that she truly loved you. Not once was she close to losing control.

Eunbin

Were vampires terrifying creatures? Yes. Was your girlfriend a vampire? Yes. Was she terrifying though? Absolutely not. Your relationship was actually quite normal, because Eunbin never really used her vampire powers and she just looked incredibly cute. Sometimes you even thought that she forgot herself that she was a vampire.

Especially on days like this.

You were cooking in the kitchen while your girlfriend was giving you a private concert in the living room, blasting music through the speakers and singing along to her favorite songs. You laughed at her sight, but soon noticed how exhausted she seemed, so you made your way over to her.

“Jagi? When have you eaten the last time?”

Her brow furrowed and you sighted. She had to think much too long about that question.

“Um... a while ago?”

She answered while avoiding your gaze, knowing that you wanted her to feed frequently, because although she was immortal, you knew that she was in pain when she didn’t eat in so long.

And now that you payed attention to it, you also realized how drained her body looked. Therefore, you took her hand, guiding her so the couch where you both sat down. You opened the first buttons of your button up and Eunbin looked at you with wide eyes.

“What are you doing?”

She asked perplexed and you had to stifle your laugh, because she looked like a deer caught in the headlights.

“Exposing my neck, so you can feed from me.”

You stated as if it were the most normal thing on earth.

“W-What?”

Eunbin stuttered, so you repeated yourself.

“You’re going to feed from me, because you are exhausted and hungry.”

Your girlfriend’s mouth dropped open in shock.

“But what if I can’t stop?”

She asked nervously and you grabbed her hand.

“Jagi, you can’t even hurt a fly. I trust you.”

You chuckled and she nodded.

You needed to pull her closer to you, because she was sitting in front of you like she was frozen. Only when she was hovering above your neck, smelling your blood, her eyes turned red and she grabbed your neck quickly to dig her teeth into your skin as her hunger took control of her.

“Jagi?”

You choked out when you could feel yourself getting lightheaded and Eunbin jumped back immediately.

“Oh my god, did I drink too much?”

She asked in shock and you shook your head while you smiled, making Eunbin sigh in relief. In response, you pulled her closer again, this time letting her cuddle into your side instead.

[forensicated]

Smiffina Episodes - Episode 348

Roger and Yvonne attend the scene of a RTA where a young boy has been knocked over. The driver is found at the scene after trying to run away. It turns out that the driver stole the car and he insists the child just ran out in front of him. The boys dies from massive internal injuries. If the driver sticks to his story it's going to be a struggle to pin dangerous driving on him as there are no witnesses. The father, Jeff, blames himself because he took his eyes off him for a second to answer the phone. The driver insists they've got nothing on him - other than joyriding and driving without a licence, he refuses to even consider that he was to blame.

Amanda hears Smithy and June talking about Gina and advises Smithy to stay away from Gina because she can't be helped. More likely Amanda's worried more people will find out what she did if people talk to Gina!

Reg is very happy to be leading the anniversary proceedings for the celebration. He 'volunteers' Reg and Lance to help him chaperoning guests and making things run smoothly.

Gabriel is overwhelmed with the amount of stuff to sort out and the whole pretending to be someone else thing which would require a lot of sorting out and a high risk of being caught out. June tells him he's living in cloud cuckoo land and that he's got a bank account, NI number, driving licence etc in her sons name and not his own and that he's claimed everything else of her sons to be his. June tells him that if he doesn't tell Sheelagh then she will. He tries to threaten her and June's far passed the point of actually being scared of him and doesn't care. She gives him a week to talk to Sheelagh. He actually thanks her and promises he won't let her down.

Roger supports the father, Jeff, and is gently and kind and tells him that they're doing everything they can. Amanda however is on the phone to the press as she arrives and tells them that she wants it specifically mentioned that they're doing all they can and that she personally visited the father. She knocks whilst still on the telephone and interupts Roger telling Jeff that they have some concerns with the prelimary findings which means the driver will only be charged with with aggrevated vehicle taking, driving with no insurance and no licence and not death by dangerous driving. Amanda puts her foot in it massively and upsets Jeff, inflaming the situation. Jeff throws her out of the house and in turn Roger too. Amanda then blames Roger for it backfiring int he manner it did!

Smithy goes to Adam's house to speak to him, knowing Gina will have told him nothing. Adam's been working as a volunteer at a homeless shelter to keep him busy as he hates being in the house alone. Smithy updates him on the happenings at Sun Hill, telling Adam that it's like Gina is being forced out by Amanda and that Amanda's lost the respect of the entire station through it as they all know that it wasn't Gina who sent S019 to the wrong house. Adam insists it will be fine as Gina won't let it knock her - but Smithy tells him that it's like Gina has given up and just rolled over. Smithy begs him to return to take the helm but Adam is not at all sure and asks for time to think about it.

Yvonne and Roger have to arrest Jeff for assaulting the driver of the car who killed his son. Amanda tells Roger to release him straight away rather than let him calm down and she demands that Roger makes the driver NOT press charges. Jeff demands that the boy is arrested again and Amanda tells him she hasn't read the file and she can't do that. She tells him it was an accident and that they're all deeply sorry. She's incredibly useless and simply inflames Jeff over again. He screams at her that he wants the man who killed his son brought to justice. She simply tells him they're doing everything they can to help him and escapes back to her office, leaving Yvonne to take him home.

Adam goes to see Gina and she guesses immediatley that Smithy sent him. She tells him she's lost her fight and she's not doing a great deal to secure her job back because she doesn't have the energy to deal with it right now. She 'rememebers' she's got to be somewhere and he leaves. He tells her she's the best Super he's ever worked under and that she's being pushed out for something that isn't her fault. She admits she doesn't want to work under Amanda so is considering her options. Adam tells her he's considering returning and asks if she'd work under him again. She's surprised - but of course she would! She agrees to return to the station for the anniversary do and admits she lied about 'having things to do' and closes the door.

There's a shock instore for both June and Gabriel at the front desk. The Real Gabriel Kent has arrived, asking to see June. It doesn't half confuse Laura however when the man gives his name as 'Gabriel Kent'.

The Fake Gabriel is putting up posters advertising his and Sheelagh's engagement party as Laura arrives and asks him if he's seen June because there's a bloke at the front desk asking for her. "You're not going to believe this, but his name is Gabriel Kent." she tells him. The Fake Gabriel assures Laura he's a bit of a nutter and that he'll deal with it and goes through to see his brother - The Real Gabriel Kent. The Real Gabriel is amazed to see him and shocked that his brother is a police officer and tells him he's there to see June.

The Fake Gabriel (TFG) tells The Real Gabriel (TRG)* they can sort it out but that they need to go upstairs to a private quiet room so it's not played out in front of people whilst TRG gets to know his birth mother.

Outside the station Jeff Clarke is watching it fill up with visitors for the anniversary. Laura spots him outside and asks if he's ok, he assures her he's fine and continues looming.

Reg is running around in old fashioned police clothing, trying his best to get everything set up and ordering the others around to help. Tony has to tell him that the old Sun Hill officer that he'd arranged to make a talk has hurt his back and can't come after 'helping' with an arrest earlier. Reg says he'll drive him to the hospital and that Tony has to take over for him and do the introductions.

TRG is even more confused as he talks with his brother as he wanted to be a police officer and it just so happens that his brother is stationed at the same station as his birth mother. He suggests it can't be a coincidence but TFG insists it is and says that June isn't in that day, what a shame it is considering he came all that way to see her. TRG just smiles, telling TFG that he's now home for good having lost his job and his marriage having ended. He's going nowhere - sending more alarm bells ringing for TFG. TRG asks how he got into the MET after his 'trouble' in the Navy. Laura appears and calls TFG 'Gabriel' which suddenly explains it all to TRG. (cor this is exhausting!) TRG wants to thrash it out, knowing that he's stolen his identity. TRG knows just how twisted his brother is. TFG refuses to let him leave.

Terry arrives back at the station after a covert operation he's been on all day. Amanda tells him he has to show guests around CID. He explains but she won't take no for an answer - he has to show them round now or else. Gina turns up for the anniversary do on Adam's arm, nervous that she might not be allowed in because she's been suspended. He assures her it'll be fine.

Jeff is in the front office with the rest of the people invited, he tells Terry that he's not there for the anniversary, he wants to talk to someone about his son. Amanda is horrified to see him and interupts as Terry wants to take him somewhere to explain the process gently. Amanda tells him that she'll take him to her office and leads him upstairs - telling him he's come at a bad time as it's actually a celebration. Jeff is clearly on the edge but she doesn't appear to realise and just continues upstairs, "It's always best to deal with these things whilst they're fresh." She tells him in a dismissive bored tone.

TFG insists that stealing his brothers life and identity is no big deal and can all be sorted out. "Yes it can." nods TRG. "You're going to tell them the truth." TFG turns it all round to be TRG's fault that this happened in the first place, claiming he just wanted to be like him. TFG claims he's finally found something he's good at and that he's not going to let TRG ruin it. TFG offers to pay him whatever he wants to return to America. "Either you tell them the truth or I do. So what's it going to be, David?" TFG freezes, plotting and he finally agrees that yes, he will resign. "But not now. Everyone's tied up with the do. Who could I talk to?" TRG knows he's playing for time and TFG scoffs. "Who are you going to tell? You just going to grab someone and blurt it out? People wil think you're a nutter." TFG tells him to come back the next morning to speak to June. TRG demands he let him leave but TFG won't let him. "Face it David, your little game is over."

Amanda inflames Jeff's feelings further, telling him that she's very sorry - yet again - but nothing can be done. She asks him to leave... as Jeff produces a gun. "You keep saying you're sorry, but you're not. All you had to do was listen."

TRG charges out of the room with TFG at his heels, grabbing him and telling him he doesn't know where he's going. They come face to face with Amanda being held at gun point and Jeff orders them to stay where they are. "Just do what he says!" Amanda says, terrified.

Next time on The Bill... it's the second live ep!

As an aside, for extra LOLS, each time James Barriscale is in The Bill as Gabriel Kent, he is credited as 'The Real Gabriel Kent' 😂😂

[altaruwusmolboiz]

Don’t Cry And Run Away

Sequel to Everybody Fits, right? And Good God!

It’s been a month since Mark’s conversation with Abraham and Luke. They’ve been talking for a long time, together, and Mark wanted to add Juan back in.

Mark: How do you guys think Juan is doing?

Luke: He still exists

Mark: You forgot he existed?

Luke: Yeah

Abraham: I mean, we haven’t seen him in a while. Does anyone still have his number?

Mark: I think he blocked me after last night.

Luke: I might

Abraham: I’ll go to your house in an hour to check. You available?

Luke: I might be

Abraham: We’ll add him to the chat.

Mark: Actually, can we make a second chat with him in it instead?

Abraham: Why do you ask?

Mark: Well, I’m not out to him yet. I’m only out to the people in this chat.

Abraham: Oh, yeah! Absolutely!

Mark: Really appreciate it.

Abraham: No worries :)

Mark has been so thankful about how nice Abraham and Luke were being about him being gay. Abraham accepted him with no questions asked immediatley, and Luke made sure Mark always knew his friendship with him wouldn’t change. Mark desperately hoped Juan would react the same way, but it wasn’t likely.

Mark just wanted to say sorry to him. Just to say a billion sorrys.

THE NEXT DAY

[Abraham added Juan to the chat.]

[Abraham added Luke to the chat.]

[Abraham added Mark to the chat.]

Juan: Hola!

Luke: Juan!

Juan: Who is this?

Mark: This is Mark.

Juan: Oh.

Juan: Hi Mark.

Mark: Hi.

Wow, things are already going really well for Mark.

Luke: So, how are your parents?

Juan: Dead.

Juan: God, Luke, you were THERE for that.

Luke: Oh I forgot sorry for your loss

Juan: Is this Luke?

Luke: Ya

Abraham: So, Juan, how are you? I haven’t seen you in a while.

Juan: Alright.

Abraham: How’s the solo deal?

Juan: Fun! But, I am considering just going back to Ohio. Have a break. Meet a girl.

Juan: Have any of you met any girls 😏

Abraham: THE EMOJI... WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING?

Juan: Nothing. Just answer the question.

Luke: Wait

Luke: Nevermind

Mark isn’t going to answer this. That’s a good idea!

Juan: Mark, have you?

Mark: DO ANY OF YOU HAVE SPANISH HOMEWORK?

Abraham: Mark.

Abraham: We’re not in school anymore.

Abraham: When we were, you took French.

Luke: I was in your class.

Wow, Mark. Great way to be subtle.

[Abraham and Mark as a one on one conversation]

Abraham: Hey, you don’t have to lie.

Abraham: Juan would understand.

Abraham: I’m not going to pressure you to come out or anything like that, but you don’t have to pretend to like girls.

*Read*

Mark inhaled and went back to the chat, after reading Abraham’s messages.

[Juan changed the name of the chat to “Simping for Jesus”]

Abraham: Can’t relate.

Juan: You know it’s true.

Luke: This is great

Mark: No, it’s not.

Luke: Come on Mark we all know you Simp for Jesus

Mark: Fair, but no.

Juan: I’m not letting any of you change it.

Abraham: I know better not to try.

Juan: FaceTime call?

Mark: Oh. Sure.

About five seconds later, Mark’s phone was ringing. He touched the green circle to answer it, and it was so pleasing to see Juan’s face again.

Juan must have felt the same way, because his face lit up like a Christmas tree. “Mark!”

“Juan! If I could hug you, I totally would!”

Mark and Juan seem to be enemies sometimes, and best friends other times. This time, they’re best friends. And that makes Mark so happy.

Abraham joins the call, him equally as happy to see Juan again, even if only virtually.

“Hey, I don’t think Luke knows how to get in here. I’ll be right back to get him in.”

As soon as he was here, Abraham was gone.

“So, what have you been doing recently?” Mark asked.

“Going on tour! It’s fun! Not as fun as performing with you.”

They’ll never perform together again. Or, not all together.

Matthew was still gone. Mark still has him as his lockscreen.

“Okay, Luke can’t get in. I’ll just text him to tell him what’s going on.” Abraham reentered the call.

Luke: Hey dudes sorry I cant join

Juan: No worries.

“So, how has everything been with you, Abraham?”

“I signed a solo deal.” He winked.

“What is it? You still haven’t told me.” Mark pouted.

“Can’t say. Contract.”

“Right.”

Things started to become awkward, and Mark wanted to break the silence.

“Juan?”

“Yeah?”

“I’m gay.”

That was NOT the best way to break the silence.

Juan’s grin became a wide smile, which became a giggle, which became Juan hysterically laughing.

“Oh. What?”

[Chat: Mark and Abraham]

Abraham: You okay?

Mark: I think.

After Juan calmed down, he said “I already knew.”

“Juan!” Abraham rolled his eyes. “No, Mark. It’s fine.”

“You did too!” Juan added.

Mark could not believe it. He could not believe.

Why does Mark care? Luke might not have known. Abraham obviously didn’t care. But Juan-

“Hey! Don’t cry and run away!” Juan could sense Mark was getting teary. “If it helps, that never changed the way I think of you. It’s just who you are. You’re gay, Mark, but you’re also really cool. You’re one of my closest friends. You helped me with so many things. When my parents died after the concert, you went up to me and told me it was okay. Long story short, I wouldn’t be who I am without you. Do you think being gay would change that?”

“Maybe.” Mark was crying, but this time of happy tears. “I’m so sorry.”

“Mark, you need to stop apologizing to people every time you come out. It’s fine.” Abraham told him.

Juan: I’m going to be filthy rich. Matthew is going to have to pay me now. I won the bet.

Mark: What bet?

Juan: WAIT I MEANT TO SEND THAT JUST TO ABRAHAM.

“Mark hasn’t told Matthew yet.” Abraham responded.

“You guys had BETS about my sexuality?”

“Only one.”

“JUAN.”

“Before you go and make that face-“

Juan was messed up sometimes, but he was Mark’s friend. Mark would not trade him for the world.

[the--sad--hatter]

Name Changing (1)

FANDOM - MARVEL MCU, X-MEN, DEADPOOL

PAIRING - BUCKY X READER (female reader, no physical descriptions)

WARNINGS - ALL OF THEM, SMUT, VIOLENCE ANGST

DESCRIPTION -  Sequel to Name Calling

After merging with your bloodthirsty alternate personality things start getting a little dicey. You’ve got two decades worth of anger to sort through, a feral mutation to figure out how to live with, a biological father who you hate trying to teach you control and if your wedding planner suggests teal for the bridesmaids again you might just eat her liver.

Luckily you have Bucky Barnes by your side, helping you figure things out. What Bucky doesn’t know is that you have found an outlet for the uncontrollable rage, one that absolutely nobody can know about. If your friends and family knew that you were out slaughtering people in the dead of night while they slept, they might be a little annoyed. Wade Wilson is happy to keep your secret though, so long as you keep bribing him with Mexican food.

For as long as you could remember, all you had wanted was to be good. Now you’re seeing the temptation in the darkness.

Chapter One - I’m Thinking Red

The walls were painted with blood, the thick viscous liquid dripping onto the floor to join the puddles of it staining the floor. Bodies were strew across the room, discarded like broken dolls and the screams that had echoed through the warehouse only moments before had given way to an eerie silence.

“I’m innocent, I swear!”He whimpered pathetically.

“Hmm, do you believe him sweetie?” You called out.

Deadpool popped his head through the broken window to see what was going on.

“No snookums, I don’t.”He said, resting his chin on his interlaced fingers.

“Me either.” You said with a savage grin, one the soon to be dead man crying at your feet couldn’t see.

“Please, I can pay you!” He pleaded.

You laughed and pulled your mask off.

“Do you think I need your money? I’m a God damn Stark.”

He went pale and stared trying to crab crawl away. You swung your hips as you slowly stalked after him.

“Peaches, what did I tell you about playing with your food?” Wade reprimanded you.

“Fine.” You huffed.

You put your foot on the mans chest and pushed, revelling in his gargled screams as you broke his ribs. It only took a few spluttering, bloody coughs before he died.

Wade slow clapped when you were done and you rolled your eyes, swinging out of the window to join him in the parking lot. There were bodies out here as well, these one’s were on Wade though.

“Wanna get food? I’m starving.” You told him, shaking your hair out of the hood and shoving the black and white mask into your bag.

Deathwave the Avenger couldn’t be seen killing people with a merc so hiding your identity was important. When Wade offered to let you tag along on his jobs you agreed to his stupid terms. You wore a black and white mask that looked eerily like his and you bought him dinner.

It was a small price to pay for access to warm bodies to take your anger out on and he kept his mouth shut. If your father (either of them) or your fiancée knew what you were doing they would be annoyed, concerned and disgusted. Not necessarily in that order.

“I’m in the mood for taco’s.” Wade said, hopping up in down in excitement.

“You got it boss.” You snorted as he slung an arm around your shoulder and led you away, singing Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves at the top of his voice.

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When you padded into the kitchen the next morning Bucky was sat at the table reading the newspaper. Ignoring the headline (GANG MEMBERS FOUND SLAUGHTERED) you pushed the paper out of the way and sat on his lap.

“You were out all night again.” He said coldly.

“I fell asleep on the couch after Vanessa and I were looking at Wedding magazines.” You lied easily, batting your eyelashes at him.

“Hmm, find anything good?” He asked distractedly as his fingers crept up your sides.

“I’m thinking red for the bridesmaids.” You muttered breathily.

“I can’t believe you’re insisting on Bridesmaids and a Best Man.” He sulked.

“Sam’s got to be in the wedding Bucky!” You insisted.

“Damn right he does!” Sam shouted as he walked into the kitchen.

“Aww come on! We eat there!” He said, looking sick when he saw you and Bucky.

“So we do.” Bucky said, wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you closer.

“Y’all are nasty.” Sam huffed.

“You have no idea.” Bucky said, smirking at you.

“I do not need to hear the details of my best friends sex life!” Sam all but shrieked.

“I do!” Darcy yelled, skidding into the kitchen.

“Morning Lewis.” Bucky said, nodding to her.

Bucky and Darcy had struck up a terrifying friendship or as you had taken to calling it, an alliance.

“Mornin Darce.” You said, waving to her with Bucky’s coffee cup which you had nabbed.

You took a sip and frowned. You and Bucky didn’t take your coffee the same way but coffee was coffee so you shrugged and drank it anyway.

“Good morning Miss Stark, would you like to go over your schedule for today?” Darcy asked you in a brisk, professional tone.

You snorted and waved for her to continue as Bucky shifted you in his lap so you could see Darcy and he could see his newspaper.

“You have a meeting with the wedding planner at 3, both of you. This morning though you have an interview with Modern Woman, your mom is going to sit in for that one. Then you have a Skype call with Peter Parker.” Darcy rattled off.

You groaned loudly. Ever since you had been made public you had been hounded by journalists. You weren’t just an Avenger, you were a Stark, it was a tantalising combination. Pepper finally convinced you to start doing interviews like all the other Avengers had to do from time to time.

Tony had talked you into finding a life outside of heroing and forced a Stark internship upon you.

Between being mentored, interning, wedding planning and being a celebrity you were so busy that Pepper had hired you an assistant. Darcy Lewis had taken the position temporarily until you found somebody permanent. It worked out well as Darcy was using the time to train for being The Avengers assistant.  

“I can’t make the meeting with the wedding planner.” Bucky said.

“You said that last time, we had to reschedule.” Darcy pointed out.

“I can’t make it either.” You added.

“I make your schedule, I know you’re lying.” Darcy said, levelling you with a look that was almost as scary as one of Natasha’s.

“Darcyyyy. Can’t you and Pepper just go instead, you plan the wedding.” You whined.

“No. You’re the one’s getting married. You have to plan it.”She informed you.

Your gently headbutted Bucky’s shoulder in annoyance.

“I suppose I had better go get ready for my interview.” You said, gritting your teeth.

You turned to gently kiss Bucky on the cheek but he turned his head and caught your lips. You got a little lost in the feel of his lips against yours as you kissed him back, running your fingers through his hair. Sam didn’t appreciate the show and threw an apple at Bucky. You caught it in mid air before breaking the kiss, snarling at Sam.

Sam looked taken aback and raised his hands in surrender. Your hand was wet and you realised you’d crushed the apple to a pulp. You quickly stood up and smiled at Sam, hoping he’d believe you had been messing with him. Thankfully he bought it, flipping you off for good measure as you left.

You wiped the sticky apple juices on your pant leg as you hurried down the corridor. You hadn’t meant to snarl at Sam and immediatley regretted it. You really needed to get a handle on this before you did something worse than snarling.

You needed to book another appointment with Doc Samson ASAP.

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“Thank you for your time Miss Stark” The interviewer said politely, shaking your hand as she left.

“It was a pleasure, really.” You told her as your mom shepherded you away.

It hadn’t actually been as bad as you had thought it would. You would reserve final judgement until the article was printed though.

“You did well.” Pepper assured you as she walked you back to your room.

“Is it over? Am I allowed to talk to her now?”Tony demanded, walking towards you both.

Pepper rolled her eyes and pushed you towards him.

“Pepper wouldn’t let me near you until you’d done the interview. Something about me being a bad influence.” Tony told you, trying and failing to look innocent.

You sniggered at him.

“I’ve got to go Skype Peter, are you coming to see the wedding planner with us after?” You asked him.

“Uh huh.” He looked like he’d bit into a lemon as was smiling through the pain.

“You know, there’s still the option of eloping...” You offered.

“Absolutely not!” Tony and Pepper snapped at the same time.

“Fine, fine. Big over the top Stark wedding it is!” You surrendered, walking away with a wave.

“Hey Kit Kat? I was looking over the guest list and I was wondering, aren’t you going to invite... him?” Tony asked.

“Nope!” You yelled without turning around.

You jogged back to your room and turned on your laptop in time for the annoying Skype jingle to ring out. You hit accept and Peter Parker’s face filled the screen.

“Hey Baby Stark.” He grinned.

“Spiderboy.” You retorted.

“Ok, I did the schematics for the new prototype like your dad asked. I’ll email them to you now.”

“Perfect, I’ll look them over and pretend I understand them.” You sniggered.

Interning at a tech company would be easier if you understood even a fraction of what was going on. Tony and Peter were trying to teach you but it was not an easy task. For any of you. You were starting to suspect that you just weren’t cut out for it but Tony was really insistent that you find something in you life that didn’t involve Avenging.

“It’s just a rechargeable battery that helps devices run on clean energy.” Peter tried to encourage you.

“As opposed to dirty energy.”

“Hey, Global warming is a real threat.” Peter insisted.

“What’s Global warming?” You asked with a straight face.

Peter looked stricken before he launched into an explanation. You’d quickly worked out a cheat code for these intern meetings. You asked Peter to explain something you already knew, pretended to listen then thanked him.

It was foolproof.

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“Do you have a minute?” Dr Banner asked as you made your way to the meeting room to meet the wedding planner.

“What’s wrong?” You asked.

“We destroyed all the samples you provided, we need fresh ones.” He said apologetically.

“Destroyed? Nothings working?” You asked despondently.

“I’m sorry. Dr McCoy has some theories but so far everything strong enough to destroy the mutation would also destroy...”

“Me. You can’t remove it without killing me.” You finished.

“It’s only been a few months, these things take time.” Bruce said, trying to cheer you up.

“I’ll stop by before dinner when everyone is eating to give you fresh samples.” You told him.

“Alright, I’ll see you then. I assume that means you still don’t want to tell Tony?”

“Tell my father I’m subjecting myself to experiments to try and destroy the Vernichtung mutation? Yeah, no. He’ll just worry.” You said, sighing.

Before he died, Docherty had called Vernichtung a disease. After that day you had asked Bruce to find a cure. So far he was struggling but you were holding out hope. It wouldn’t change what was going on in your head but it would change you having the power to rip people apart by the hundreds.

“It’s your choice but I think you should consider telling him.” Bruce said gently, patting you on the shoulder and heading back to his lab.

You couldn’t tell anybody, they would try to talk you out of it. They’d rather you were a danger than in danger. So you just added it to the list of secrets you were keeping.

You took a deep breath and centred yourself the way Logan had taught you (you would literally die before admitting his tutoring was helpful) before you walked into the Wedding planning meeting with a false smile.

“Miss Stark, so glad you made it. I was starting to think you weren’t coming, which would have been a shame because I brought some lovely fabric samples for the bridesmaid dresses!”The shrill woman you despised told you as soon as you walked in.

Bucky and Tony were sat at the desk, Tony looked like he was considering killing himself and Bucky looked like he was considering killing everyone.

Pepper and Darcy were looking at you pleadingly as a thick folder was shoved into your hands.

“These are all teal.” You grumbled.

“No silly, they’re ceruleans and sea foams. You said no teal.” She admonished.

“We’re going with red for the bridesmaids.” Bucky snapped.

You were mildly impressed he’d remembered what you’d said at breakfast.

“Red? Hmm, no I think a nice blueish green colour would suit the women better.” The awful woman tittered.

“Red. It suits them all and we like red.” You stated, shoving the book back at her.

“Well this is my job, trust me. You don’t want red.” She rebutted, trying to pass the book back to you.

“I don’t trust you at all, you’re a terrible listener, you’re pushy, you’re irritating, you have no taste, your voice is shrill, your fake life makes me want to rip your head off your shoulders and kick out of the window and you’re fired.” Is what you wanted to say.

“Could we see some red samples anyway? Please?” You asked sweetly.

“Hmm, well I’ll see what I have.” You said placatingly.

You rolled your eyes and threw yourself onto a chair between your father and your fiancée.

They leaned in at the same time and whispered to you.

“I’ve changed my mind, you can elope.” Tony said.

“Can we get Friday to fake an emergency?”Bucky asked.

“Now I only have a few red samples but I think it’s enough for you to see that I’m right.” She said, passing you a few scraps.

“I’m a Stark. Red is our colour. The grooms-men are wearing blue.” You told her.

“We are?” Bucky asked while Tony practically vibrated out of his chair with pride.

“You always wear blue and or black.” You told him with a shrug.

“Yes but..” The woman began.

“She said red, you heard her. Stark red. It’s an actual colour on the spectrum now. For the amount we’re paying you, you should be able to find it.” Tony interrupted her.

“Of course Mr Stark.” She said with a polite smile, turning to make a note on her tablet.

“Why does she listen to you and not me?” You whined.

“I exude authority.” He said.

Your phone vibrated in your pocket and you pulled it out, frowning at the number.

“Oh damn, it’s Avengers business!” You said loudly.

Darcy and Pepper looked up from the samples and narrowed their eyes at you.

“I’ve got to take this.” You said apologetically.

“We all do!” Bucky said, shooting out of his seat.

You he and Tony ran out of the room before anyone could stop you.

“Who is it?” Tony asked.

“No idea.” You said as you answered.

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“We can’t keep it.”

“We can’t just release it, it’s been experimented on. Who knows what kind of mutations it has.”

“Well what do we do with it? We can’t leave it here.” Jubilee said sadly.

“I have an idea.” Negasonic told them.

She pulled out her phone and called someone.

“Yo, Deathwave. Do you want a pet?”

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WE ARE BACK!!! Just a little chapter to catch us all up and ease us in. Do you like? (I really really hope you like)

Sooooooooooo, what's this nonsense about a pet??? What do you think it's gonna be? :D

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