#read this and immediatley died

[angelfoodscake]

GODDDDDDDDDDDD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[pyrothecary]

Oh. I thought it was a joke. I thought we were joking and being funny. He's actually? Fr.....? Fr fr..............?

[oh-no-its-bird]

Wanna fic where it's like, one of those "Obito came back to Konoha + Rin never died so team 7 is all together as adults" fics

But yk, having avoided mountains of irreversible trauma that would shape him into the slack off bitch boy we know and love in canon, Kakashi is still super up tight and bitchy ab rules n stuff

And the fic itself is Rin and Obito trying various methods to get him to relax (with the end goal of the fic being to somehow shape this Kakashi into the Kakashi we know and love from canon, but like, trying to do that WITHOUT the death and trauma)

Just silly fluffy fun times as Rin and Obito do their best to get Kakashi to loosen up a bit, probably only winding him up more and more through their efforts

They try to get him to get a hobby, like knitting or reading. Only the first book he picks up happens to be a really raunchy romance and Obito's tiny virgin loser mind can't handle it and immediatley declares the whole thing a bust, slaps the book out of Kakashi's hand, and drags him away

They try to get him to smoke. Bad idea, he's wired like a dog so it's like times 10, lasts way longer than it should, and makes him super twitchy/paranoid.

They try to convince him to go to therapy— and when he obviously says no, tries to trick him into having an impromptu therapy lesson w THEM. Which almost works at first but then he looks up from his heartfelt speech and goes "are you FUCKING writing this down rn" and Rin very guiltily puts the diagnosis notebook away

So at first, it's all done in good fun and good faith, and Kakashi even agrees to go along with it a bit bc like, why not. They have a point.

But as each method fails, Obito and Rin get even more into it / weird ab it, and Kakashi gets progressively more and more done with this— till it's basically turned into Rin and Obito competing with themselves/eachother to see who can manage to "fix" Kakashi

(Kakashi is climbing out the fucking window and booking it into the woods)

Kakashi keeps trying to hide behind Gai, only for Gai to turn around and BETRAY him by saying Rin and Obito might have a point ab him needing to try and relax a bit (not the fixing bit tho, wtf guys)

Kakashi ends up hiding in Genma's house bc Genma isn't invested enough in this to comment on the situation

In the end ofc Rin and Obito realize they've gone too far and apologize profusely, and the entire event of having to dodge Obito and Rin's insane efforts have helped simulate the terrible trauma Kakashi missed out on, so he's like. A LITTLE more relaxed. A little. But only bc hes so immune to bullshit now that he just kinda blinks sleepily through it (like he did after Rin and Obito put his entire bed into the middle of a lake while he was sleeping in an effort to show him how to "roll with the unexpected")

[sharksandjays]

Wow i got a lot more support about it than I thought i would so…NINJAGO OC TIME!!!

A little information first: These OCS are part of a plot me and my friend have come up with that takes place after the Merge, after DR pt2.

Lars was created by my friend @the-chaotic-anon !!! Theyre the one who did all this with me :)

Now here they are!

And now, some info:

- Fynn used to be a student of sensei Yang, and was actually with him when the whole fiasco with Nadakhan happened (He was really young) He ended up wishing for his humanity and for his fellow students be safe. Little did he know that that would mean that theyd be safer without him…and so they were cursed to forget him. Something even his elemental power of memory cant fix. So he has a hatred for a certain djinn, but also for a certain elemental master of lightning that failed to save him and his family.

- Due to his power, Fynn remembers all of Skybound

- Fynn joined a gang and immediatley regretted it but could not escape safely. He ended up basically using his power to manipulate the ninja (before the merge) and then make them forget him, and then use their memories to lead them to the gang so they could take them down and he could be free. They dont know this, and only remember him as a villain that would manipulate them. They HATE him.

- Lars cannot remember their past…how strange?

- Lars is the new elemental master of form, inherited from the old one who died under…mysterious circumstances. They feel like they had a part in it but dont remember why.

- Lars’ elemental powers cause them to melt…a lot. They become stretchy but also liquid like. Its tied to their emotions and its really stressing them out.

- Lars’ best friend is Fynn. He has been there since their memories mysteriously dissapeared. They are suspicious of him. Hes hiding things

- Lars left to join the ninja after the merge, specifically Zane, who was the only one home, seeking training of their newfound powers

- Fynn only joins when (SPOILER OF DR PT2) Jay is brought back by Cole, remembering nothing. Lars tells them they know someone, and seek out Fynn to bring his memories back.

- Fynn tells them he has to fight Jay to bring his memories back. The quick touches help Jay remember and keep Fynn from feeling the full brunt of it. Its a brutal fight. They are pulled apart. Jay remembers

-They get news that the gang Fynn used to be apart of is back. Fynn cant leave the ninja for fear of his life.

- Jay hates that kid, but hes tasked with training him

- Lars runs into a former member of the gang, but instead of killing them, the gang member just smirks. Tells them theyre looking for a certain teapot. And that Fynn isnt telling them the whole truth

I think thats enough for now. Lmk if you want more or have questions! And have some doodles and funny things as thanks for reading this far

[lgbtlunaverse]

I think i need to explain why this line makes me go so feral

I think the "fine! I'll kill myself after I kill you" line from nie mingjue in chapter 49 permanently altered my brain chemistry and it has something to do with precisely how i got into the mdzs fandom space in the first place.

I've mentioned it a few times but i started watching the untamed in late 2019 right as it was blowing up everywhere and, likely due to a combination of undiagnosed adhd wrecking my ability to be interested in anything for longer than 4 seconds and me very much not being used to the specific style of acting, especially during fightscenes, i never finished it. The only concrete memory i have of it is seeing wen qing's face and meng ziyi completely short circuiting my little gay brain. I remember more of staring endlessly at pictures of her than I remember of the plot. Press F to pay respects.

Flash forward a few years and a friend recommends me a fic writer for an fma fic (the fic riter in question is metisket) and i like their stlye so much i decide to read other stuf they've written. Here we get to our prime suspect: "the one body problem" a genuinely hilarious fic where jingyi gets posessed by wei wuxian like a year before the plot happens and they become awkward brain buddies. 10/10 i loved it (and still do) even though i remember huasiang showing up in my first reading and I, having fully forgotten his name, had no fucking clue what was going on. (Little did i know...)

Anyway flash forward ANOTHER year and I decide to reread that fic, and then the other untamed fic metisket wrote, a wen qing time travel fix it that's also real fun. And then i'm like. huh. that's fun. wonder if there's anything in their bookmarks.

And then, within 20 days, I had read approximately 350 fics. Many of them 100k+ words. I cannot stress enough how much this CONSUMED my brain's ability to do or think about anything else. I now think back to the early days of getting my adhd diagnosis and insisted that while i had pretty much all other symptoms, I did not get hyperfixations. Lol. Lmao, even.

I am mainly focused on wangxian and the junior quartet becuase they are my baby ducklings and i love them. I do come across some 3zun fics and I think huh... this is interesting. But the 3zun brainrot is LIGHT at this point.

The thing about reading more than 350 fanfics is that at some point you kind of piece the plot of the source material back together backwards. Especially because my favorite genre was time travel fix its, where characters relive the whole plot and like to make allusions to all the ways everything went wrong last time.

Because I'm still squarely in my wangxian + juniors (plus a heavy dosis of yunmeng sibling reconciliation) corner here... the feelings on jin guangyao in my fandom corner are. different from where I'd end up soon after. He is my special little guy though, so I do kind of immediatley develop a fondness for him, and I approach my 3zun and early nieyao thoughts specifcially from the assumption that the widespread opinion is that nie mingjue is a fine good guy and jgy is the evil one (I have not seen the bad nmj takes yet. well... I am seeing DIFFERENT bad nmj takes but they're nice to him. In, like, the wrong way. With no solid undertanding of the inherent tragedy at the heart of him that makes him so blorbo to me. But still.) major reactions to the stairs scene as I see them on twitter are "girlboss! He should've kicked him harder 💅"

And the baby jgy apologist in me goes :/ me no likey. And at this point I am also actively seeking out metas and analysis posts so i'm seeing some better opinions than that and getting a halfway solid graps on the themes. wwx and jgy being foils becomes very obvious to me very quickly. So, with my curent understanding of the plot, I go... you know all you people who are like "god i wish nmj would have killed jgy sooner" it uhh... kinda sounds like he'd have died if he did that. If he'd killed him before meng yao had gone off to spy there is a very big chance they'd have lost the sunshot campaign and most of the main cast would be dead. If he'd killed him at the stairs that's... well that's killing your sworn brother, which by the canon's own admission is a universally reviled crime, and jin guangshan could easily take advantage of this by demanding nmj's head in retribution, since he already wanted to get rid of him anyway. He doesn't give a fuck about a-yao of course but he could pretend well enough that he does. And what leg would nmj have to stand on? The jin clan is canonically both willing and able to slaughter entire clans for the murder or attempted murder of the leader or his family, and nie mingjue is the kinda guy who'd immediately offer himself up if it meant the rest of his clan would be spared.

This combined with jin guangyao specifcally dying for his murder of nie mingjue, with huaisang basically not caring much about everything else he does and wanting to get revenge only for his brother, it gives nieyao a sort of mutual doomed soulmates feel. For either of them, killing the other would spell death for themselves. They either both die or they both live, one cannot live on without the order. That's crunchy. I like it.

The fire palace though? well, on meng yao's part there is a real argument that if he'd let nmj get killed immediatly instead of dragging it out he wouldn't have been able to get wrh alone and distracted enough to assasinate him, so that's one half of the mutual doom coin, and if nmj had killed him during their fight there he's also done for. But after? Right before Xichen intervenes? I had no answer for that yet.

(You know what's coming. I did not)

It is at this point that i realize that if this is gonna keep being A Thing then i need to read the source material before I catch fatal fanon poisoning. Yes, I can piece together the plot and themes from seeing what stays consistent across fics and what are the author's own opinons. But I know just as well that sometimes fanon just agrees on shit that didn't happen and treats it like canon, and I have no way of knowing which is which. So I start reading the novel.

And of course, eventually I get to the empathy sequence. And remember, my "nieyao both live or both die" theory is heavy on my mind at this point, and the only stickler is that nmj could sort of have killed meng yao after the confrontation with wrh, still believing meng yao was actually working for him, and not a spy, and get off... not scott-free, Xichen won't be happy, but it's not gonna cost him his life.

And then I read THIS.

Please Imagine dropping a whole block of pure elemental sodium into water. Except the sodium is this quote and the water is my poor little delicate brain. Not only is my theory right, it is ten times more unhinged than i thought it was.

And considering that Nie Mingjue does not seem like the kind of guy who'd consider something like a life debt to have an expiration date, and because after this he will link himself legally and socially to jin guangyao as family and declare that one among their brotherhood turning against the others is to be met with a painful death, I can no longer read the scene at the stairscase in jinlintai without the impression that he is still planning to die afterwards. Which, if you wanted to make that scene even more painful, this is a very efficient way of losing all your remaining hinges.

I think I'd have gone crazy about this line no matter what context I heard it in, but this one specifically? where I'm already obsessed with idea of nieyao's deaths being connected by the narrative and missing just this one piece and having it confirmed? out loud? from one of the characters himself? It's like giving cocaine to a baby.

[myopinionsonsuandsuf]

I need you all to understand, first off, that this was all my sister's doing. Apparently she really badly doesn't like Ninjago? I guess? So please, please, PLEASE don't slander me for this bullshit, I was the one who only put it on the pic that she sent me. She's doing more, okay, please, believe me, there's a lot more from her. I cried silently the entire time I made this thing, ok? Thank you. Anywho, now onto Image Descript.

(Image Description: It is a recently updated picture of Sensei Wu from Lego Ninjago, with the Ninjago logo (which fully reads "Lego Ninjago; Masters of Spinjitsu") sitting above his hat and the map of Ninjago sitting as a background as he points at the reader. I have no clue what season or episode, but I know it's from one of the newer ones. There are 19 text blocks total, all 19 being opinions by my sister, because it's been two years since I myself have seen the show.

First block sits up in the top left corner and reads "There's something he hasn't told you"

Second block sits to the right of the Ninjago logo and reads "Old as fuck"

Third block is to his left, beside his hat (which means our right) and reads "Caused most villans"

Fourth block is on his hat, sitting above his left shoulder, and reads "Bald"

Fifth block is to the right of the fourth one, and is also on his hat, and reads "Bald as hell"

Sixth block is to the right of his right leg and reads "Fucked his brother's wife"

Seventh block is underneath the first block and reads "Terrible person in general"

Eight block is on his right foot and reads "Son of god (derogatory)"

Ninth block is on Wu's left bicep and reads "Bitch"

Tenth block is above his left bicep and slightly off to our right, but reads "Would call you a slur"

Eleventh block is sitting in the center of his loincloth and reads "Terrible fashion sense"

Twelfth block is in the bottom right corner and reads "Doesn't know how to technology"

Thirteenth block is next to Wu's right arm and reads "'You're all my prized pupils' like he didn't make a child think he was destined for something and then went 'destiny has spoken' when the kid wasn't"

Fourteenth block is immediatley underneath the thirteenth one and reads "Then the kid died"

Fifteenth block is on the center of Wu's beard and reads "Would die if given a single Dorito"

Sixteenth block is beside the bottom of Ninjago's map, to our right but not fully at the bottom, and reads "Someone plz kill him for good"

Seventeenth block is also beside the map of Ninjago, to it's right as well, but more at the bottom than the last one. It reads "Got eaten by the Great Devourer and still lived"

Eighteenth block is above Wu's left foot, slighter higher up than the Eighth one is to it's respective position, and reads "Homophobic"

Nineteenth block is right above the Ninjago logo and reads, with underline, bolding and Italicizing, "Long before time had a name..."

End image ID please for the love of god and all that is good

[forensicated]

Smiffina Episodes - Episode 290

The staff are horrified to see the station in the daylight - for some longer term staff members it's reminiscent of the fire boming incident.

Sadly Marilyn didn't make it. Noone has seen Reg since yet.

Tony spots Colin Fairfax at the cordon, he approaches to speak to him and Colin tells him that "It's too late now isn't it... it's just what I was saying but noone would listen." Tony asks again for Colin to reply. "They were my friends too."

At the morgue, Neil finds Gabriel paying his respects to Andrea's body. Gabriel tells him that he knows about him and Andrea and that he won't tell anyone about it.

Adam tells the gathered members of Sun Hill how proud of them all he is and that they're showing real dignity and strength in carrying on. Reg arrives near the end of it and drops his coffee cup immediatley, apologising to Gina. Everyone is shocked to see him given that his fiancée died 12 hours ago.

In the locker room Gabriel is staring into his mirror as he dresses into his uniform, giving a smirk at his reflection. "I feel like a new man." he declares.

At a pub, Colin is spotted in the company of a rather unpleasant known racist by Leela and Tony. He tells Tony that he had spoken to Ken the day before despite Phil having told them that he hadn't found him. The landlord tells them that Colin was always boasting that he was a real copper but that none of them believed him due to his nature and behaviour. Tony lets on his suspicions to Gina who lets him look into Colin's background before she goes to visit Smithy in hospital.

Before she gets there, Gabriel has been bending Smithy's ear about Andrea, making out that she had been manipulating the entire situation, whispering into Kerry's ear, then his and creating the entire problem. Gina arrives before Gabriel can return from getting him some better reading material than just Andrea's station exposé and Smithy discreetly tells her what Andrea had told him in their last conversation - like Gabriel working with the Sun Hill Sniper. Smithy asks her what she thinks when she looks at Gabriel. Gina replies that he knows exacty what she thinks of him - but at least he is 'one of them' unlike Andrea "may she rest in peace." she adds, eating Smithy's grapes. Gina bets Gabriel had been going on and on about saving Smithy's life. Smithy tells her that he hasn't mentioned it once... "Well, what did he say when you thanked him?" "..... I haven't. I can't, it just sticks in me throat." Smithy replies, just as Gabriel returns. Gabriel tells them that all they can do is be better people for those they have lost and that he's living proof that things can change and improve - before he leaves them to it. Gina has to leave soon after and tells Smithy that Tony thinks Colin could have something to do with it, letting on that she'd spoken to one of his referees who just happened to be the man that Smithy interviewed on what turned out to be Colin's last day - the garage boss. She sums up he was definitely nervous about her call.

After more calls and checks into his background, Gina begs Adam to call a meeting with MIT and to get them to look into Colin Fairfax, believing him to be behind it all.

[numberoneceofan]

i got fantasy you bitches that enjoy J.K Rowling are gonna get such a turn around next time you read Harry Potter

voldemort placed his hand over harry's head and laughed. harry died immediatley

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[mischievovstar]

the greater good

the sight of kreacher appearing in front of James' door, knocking fast in the middle of a cold night didn't make James feel any good about where Regulus has disappeard into, or why he wasn't responding to any of his letters. he twisted the doorknob to let the house elf in, he was shaking to the core about the news, why would kreacher come to James now, in the middle of a night unannounced and without Regulus.

the house elf handed him a letter, he recoginzed the handwrite immediatley. it belonged to Regulus "master Regulus wanted to give you this letter" the house elf spoke while the brunette almost tore the envolope to read what it said, noticing how it had some water stains and smudged ink.

'dear James, I apologize for disappearing without a note. i understand now you are anxious, wondering where i left, but what i knew might put you in a great danger. i acted out of bravery, you might call it stupid and saying we could find another way, another plan; but trust me i tried to come up with something else and i couldn't find another thing, Dumbledore made me promise to secrecy in order to keep you and the rest of the order alive. but i promise you this, that i really wanted to tell you. I was the past few days in a journey, looking for something Dumbeldore said it will help killing you know who and end him for good. i was sent on a mission, using my last name and the house i was in hogwarts to be a spy for him over the last few months, i gained some of the death eaters' trust, And I gathered as much information as i could and fleed when i had known that what Dumbledore has suspected was true. he was making horcruxes. I'm on my way to find one, the journey is gonna be hard and i don't know if I'm skilled enough to get it, but i'll try my best to do so and get over this war. if this letter finds you then I must be dead, And kreacher delivered it as i have asked him too. I don't regret a moment that i have spent with you, the only thing i do regret isn't spending the rest of my life with you like we have planned to. I love you, James. i hope we meet again on the othr side. I know that I let harry in good hands

your lover, R.A.B'

james re-read the letter over and over again, each time his eyes getting more watery. he couldn't believe that his husband is dead, he didn't get to say goodbye, he didn't get to gaze into his eyes again, or make him name star constellations for the hundredth time. At this point he had to sit down with the tears streaming down on his face, he could've find a way, Dumbledore could've told him, he wanted answers on how who he once called lover died.

his thoughts were all over the place, how did Regulus felt before dying? did he thought about them? how could he explain to his 2 years old son that his dad is dead? how would he live the rest of his life, knowing that his husband was taken way too soon. if he only knew, he would've died instead of him.

[childotkw]

Honey, I just read through your The lone wolf dies au and was thrilled to discover you intend to continue it as a full story! The angst, omg! Poor regulus is in for a lot more to come. And Voldemort on top of it all is *chef's kiss*. While reading snippet after snippet I couldn't stop thinking about those two, and what would happen if, let's say, voldemort told regulus he could actually have avoided the whole dark mark thing.

(2/2) Like he only took people willing into the death eaters ranks. Anyone from old poorblood families was dismissed cause duh and anyone else was killed on site because 'I've no time for weakness'. How he knew immediatley that regulus was a waste of time until that daring 'how could I not?' that sparked his interest and prompted the avalanche that followed. The follow-up to that revelation, or something along the lines of that, it's like I have in my head but it's hard to translate into words.

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Aww thank you! I'm glad you liked the AU and the first chapter! Regulus' suffering at my hands has only just begun.

And I think being told that would have a deep impact on Regulus - but in a different way. I think he'd be more upset that his mother probably knew that and she forced him into it anyway, and then he'd be angry at himself for catching the man's interest. I could see Voldemort saying something like this more to throw Regulus off during a duel / argument, or as a parting shot to take back any ground he had lost. He is a petty man.

[chuuyas--boo]

The "Judge" and The Sinner.

Tw: Violence, language, murder, Self harm

(Partially based off of 3 episodes of Angels of Death; Episode 4: A sinner has no right of choice, Episode 5; Don't let me kill you just yet, and Episode 6; Zack is the only one who can kill me. Some torture methods will be skipped over/changed slightly because most human beings can't endure all of the torture Zack and Rachel (Mostly Zack cause he's an idiot) went through without dying.)

The elevator doors opened and Riley slowly walked out onto B3, immediatley noticing the machine guns mounted on the walls, as if the last floor wasn't difficult enough; Running from the sweet but obsessive and insane ginger haired grave-keeper; Eddie.

A single bullet was fired from one of the guns, just barley missing Riley's arm causing her to stumble back, just as more bullets were fired rapidly, getting closer until they stopped, only inches away.

"Great...trying to fill me with bullet holes huh?"

"Hiii~! Terribly sorry I'm late! It took you so long to get here...I nearly dozed off! Still...I'm surprised you weren't killed just now! You sure have incredible intuition dear~"

"What..."

"Y'know something? I had a feeling you'd be a great sinner~! ...I must've needed some excitement cause that woke me right up!" "That's great and all miss...but I don't really care...Could you just let me through...?"

"I supposed I can do that~"

Bright lights shined on Riley and she narrowed her eyes so it wasn't so harsh.

The iron bar door slid open and Riley walked through, and walked down the hallway to a room with locked doors.

"You said you'd let me through..." her voice was calm yet slightly irritated.

"My~ You're so impatient! At least let me finish putting on my makeup!"

Riley let out a huff of annoyance.

"There's a certain procedure each criminal must go through before their punishment is assigned~ If I were you, I'd start getting ready now. In fact I'll even open up a room for you~"

One of the doors unlocked and Riley went in.

(ignore the fact Zack and Rachel are there, it's a room with the mugshot board(?), a camera, and a table with a bin with the name boards)

"Every legitimate criminal has a mugshot, right~? Take a pretty one for me! ...Oh and it's not a proper mugshot without your name board, of course~"

Riley walked over to the table, grabbed her name board out of the bin which said "Riley Morgan" on it, in letters that looked as if they were painted with blood...which wouldn't be surprising if it WAS blood.

"How am I supposed to do this by myself..."

Riley huffed, and moved the camera closer to the wall, hung the name board around her neck and quickly took a picture, narrowing her eyes slightly at the flash.

"There..."

Taking the name board off and tossing it to the side, Riley grabbed the photo and held it up towards the security camera, and the iron bars slid out of the way.

Walking out of the door; into another hallway, but this time with poorly drawn images of what seemed to be torture methods.

"They're illustrations of punishments I designed, for sinners just like you~! I'll give you a choice,...there's more than one way to punish a sinner you see~, So I've got a variety of painful options waiting for you! Of course...if you'd rather spend the rest of your life rotting in a cell...it's always on the table~!"

"What kind of pathetic person would decide to rot forever..."

"Oh~? Too bad...and here I was hoping I'd get to keep you forever! ahahah~!"

Silently Riley walked into one of the rooms, filled with dolls...life size wooden dolls in rows of chairs...with what looked to be an electric chair in the front. "She- She's really trying to fry me to death!"

But suddenly the iron bars slid open.

"Ahaha~! I know you wouldn't survive that kind of punishment! I'd like to see a little sinner like you suffer for longer~ So I ever so kindly let you through!"

Riley hesitated before walking out of that room, into another hallway, with a door that had a warning sign on it. "Doesn't seem like the best of ideas...but it's the only chance I've got"

Opening the door open, Riley imagined sitting in the electric chair and being shocked over and over until she eventually died and shuddered, once inside the door locked behind her. "Great..., as if it wasn't bad enough to be locked in here, it really stinks!" scrunching her nose at the smell, she noticed a corpse in the middle of the room.

Sighing, Riley walked over to one of the blood stained windows, pulled her knife out of her pocket and bashed the handle against the window as hard as possible, but nothing happened, not even the slightest crack.

The TV's in the room turned on, showing Cathy.

"Hiiii~! Did you miss me dear?"

"Like the plague." Riley said flatly.

"Let me give you an explanation of the room you're in right now! And you'd better listen closely if you want to live. I got a little carried away with the design~ It's completely sealed, making it impossible for air to get in or out! The window glass has been reinforced, so you won't be able to break it! And the best part...I'm about to fill it with something veryyy special! If you stay in there long enough, you'll be on your way to a nice, peaceful death. It's poison gas~! Obviously I wouldn't confine you to a place like that with no way out...in fact, here's a gift~ I've mercifully provided a gas mask! As long as you do your best, of the utmost faith you'll escape! Oh, and of course I think it'd be a bit boring if I let you sit in there forever, so I've added a time limit! I knowwww~ I'm sooo thorough! After your time runs out you'll be given another gift! A gas so potent the mask won't do any good against it! That's all for now, have yourself a good time in there, and try not to die, okay~?"

Sighing, Riley glanced at the gas mask in the middle of the floor as the poison gas began to flow into the room, noticing the cracks in the eye lenses "Yeah...that won't be all that helpful..." and then walked over to the corpse on the floor and crouched down.

"There's writing..."

Riley gently shoved the body out of the way and read it

"The one with the ugly foot, the foolish killer who stomped out life with the right foot..."

Pausing as the writing got more difficult to read Riley huffed and then continued.

"It says something like...if you feel guilty get rid of your right foot, if the crime and punishment are equivalent, light will shine in hell."

Riley hesitated before grabbing the right foot, and walked over to the scale and placed it on one side, then grabbed the bag that was placed on the table and set it on the other side of the scale and watched as it balanced out.

The gas started to get to her, and Riley started coughing as it got harder to breath, quickly running over to the gas mask and putting it on, despite the cracks in it, it'd be better than nothing. The gas mask helped a little, but made it harder to see.

"This is stupid! Why the hell bother providing something if it's only going to make it harder you sadistic bitch?!"

Letting out a sigh of frustration Riley looked around hoping something had happened, and noticed the safe in the corner of the room had opened slightly, inside was a wire and a key card. Grabbing both, Riley walked over to where the key card would be inserted and put it in.

The gas stopped slowly and Riley smiled to herself, glad she had figured it out.

"My, my~ What a smart sinner you are~!"

"You're the one that made me come in here in the first place..."

"And you're the sinner who got yourself into this place~! You coulddd chose to rot in a cell~ It's still an option on the table dear~"

"Like I'd decide to do that! I'd rather die immedatley."

"My, my~ someone's eager to be punished for her sins~!" "Not like I can leave this floor till I'm "punished" anyway..."

Cathy laughed as Riley walked out of the room, down a hallway very slowly, the gas still taking its toll. Eventually she sat down against a wall where the cameras wouldn't see her and fell asleep.

Waking up with a jolt, Riley shook her head trying to get rid of the thoughts from the nightmare. Getting up and slowly down the hall, into a room with a smashed doll house, half expecting to be required to do something, she sighed and glanced at the TV in the room.

"I'll let you pass through this one~ I didn't know enough about you to mentally torture you so you're lucky!"

"and you said I took a long time to get here, in that time you could've figured out more about me, but why would you want to? I'm just an ugly, pathetic, useless, boring bitch."

"Oh~? I don't think you're boring! You're actually quite an interesting sinner~ You're smart and I like that about you~ You remind me of that gorgeous sinner; Eddie~!" Not knowing if that was a good thing or not, Riley slowly walked down another hallway, separated in two by a wall in the center with barbed wire on the top, stopping at the table. The door up on the ledge opened and Cathy stepped out.

"How nice to finally meet you in person~!" Riley just gave her a cold glare "You gonna let me through or not?" "My! You shouldn't be so rude to a pretty lady like me~! In order to continue, you must inject yourself with those syringes, one contains vitamins and the other contains dangerous drugs!" "Which is which?" "AHAHAHAHA~!! It doesn't matter! I won't tell, besides I forgot~! Once you inject every last drop I'll gladly open up the door for you! You might wanna hurry though...or else someone you love will die~" and with that, Cathy went back the way she came.

"Great...this could kill me, I'll probably die anyway..."

Grabbing both syringes, Riley looked at them; one of them contained green liquid and the other was yellow, but the colors didn't give any hints as to which was the vitamins and which was the drugs, it wouldn't matter since she'd have to inject both. Quickly Riley injected both into her arm, tossed the empty syringes to the side and the door opened.

"Stupid bitch...my heads pounding..." Riley stopped in the dim hallway and leaned against the wall with her hands against her head.

The so called "dangerous drugs" just brought out the voices in her head, telling her to kill someone, or something and they only got more persistent by the second.

"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Riley's voice had gone shrill, laced with insanity as it echoed through the dark empty hallway.

Continuing to walk down the hall as the voices got more and more persistent until she walked into a large room and the door slammed shut behind her, locking.

"Glad you could finally join your sister and I~! It took long enough..." There was a girl standing in the middle of the room with long dark brown hair and blueish green eyes.

"What does she have to do with this? I want nothing to do with her! She left me and Jack, and Jack died!!"

"Oh~, you don't want revenge~? All those voices in your head telling you to kill her but you just can't? Maybe you aren't as great of a sinner as I thought..." The brunette glanced at Riley "R-Riley don't...please..."

"Oh but why not!? Huh? WHY NOT LEXI!? Why shouldn't I? You left us alone, and Jack died. Why shouldn't I rip your throat out right here right fucking now?! So you can go be pathetic somewhere else? Nahhh~ I'll kill you myself, slowly and painfully and see how you like it!"

Fear shined in Lexi's eyes as Riley stepped closer

"Scared~? You should be!" Cathy laughed as she watched the two

"AHAHAH~!! I've provided you with a gun as well~ Kill her as you'd like!" Riley grabbed the gun and pointed it right at Lexi's head.

"You could've avoided this y'know? But you didn't...and now you'll pay for it!"

"RILEY PLEASE!" "You're gonna beg to live? Pathetic. If you're gonna beg, do it right, you don't look nearly as pathetic as he did." "W-wh-who d-did?" "You don't know? AHAH! Go on~ Tell her~!" Riley shot a cold glance at Cathy, enough to make her shut up, temporarily. "You're clueless...Jack? Yeahhh...I did it. I killed him." "YOU WHAT?"

Lexi attemped to grab the gun out of Riley's hand only to have it pressed to her chest.

"He begged me to, so I did." "You whore-" "Do you WANT me to pull this trigger? The trigger that'll end your pathetic existence?"

"Do as you please...it doesn't matter anymore..." Riley pulled the trigger but nothing happened.

Cathy giggled and then bursted out laughing.

Silently Riley pulled the knife out "You'll die one way or another~" and pointed it at Lexi's throat.

"Please...-"

Without saying anything, Riley took the knife and slid it across her arm, blood gushed down her arm but she seemed unbothered.

Silently Cathy got up, and walked down the stairs to where the siblings are "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE KILLING HER!" "Did I say I wasn't going to..?" The drugs would've worn off at this point, but because Riley was younger and smaller they hadn't yet, without hesitating she flicked the knife back towards Lexi

"RILEY PLEASE! Can't you hold back?" "Hold back!? IF I COULD I WOULDN'T BE HERE!" "Sinners can't control their bloodlust~ Just accept it!" Lexi stepped back only to stumble and fall

"Get up. Now." Lexi didn't get up, so Riley grabbed her arm and jerked her up making her stand up and quickly plunged the knife into her stomach over and over, blood gushed out and covered the floor around them, Cathy laughed as Riley plunged the knife deeper every time until she stopped and Lexi's body fell to the floor, limp and dead.

"My, my~ You ARE a great sinner~ Now you'll get your punishment~!"

Riley just glared at Cathy silently, her eyes seeming cold and dead.

Without warning the 4 guns in the corners of the room began firing, not knowing what to do, Riley ducked hoping they'd stop before they got to her, unfortunately they didn't and one shot her in the leg.

"You'd look great filled with bullet holes~" Collapsing on her knees, Riley glared up at Cathy "So would you" and pointed the gun at her, forgetting nothing had happened when she pulled the trigger last time.

"Go on~ Shoot me~!" "Why are you so eager to be shot?"

"Just do it! Unless....you aren't as great of a sinner as I thought~" Riley pointed it at Cathy's head and pulled the trigger but nothing happened "AHAHAHA~!! Foolish of you to think I'd actually give you a loaded gun!"

Despite the blood gushing from the bullet wound, Riley shakily got up "So...are you gonna kill me or..." "No. A sinner like you is much too interesting to be killed~!"

Riley sat on the floor, watching blood pool around her, and her sisters dead body in silence.

[gnuppi]

idk if some of you guys ever played SWL (Secret World Legends), but here is the thing: (if you don’t know SWL start reading here)

Secret World legends is one of the worst best games I have ever played in my life and I will not explain why. It was originally published by Funcom (Age of Conan) back in 2012 as The Secret World and was relaunched in 2017 as Secret World Legends.

Anyway: You play a dude/dudette, that discovers they have some kind of magical energy in them and get promptly recruited by one of three (prior chosen) factions: The Templer, the Illuminati or the Dragons (basically korean Illuminati with a lot more Chaos Theory).

Your faction sends you to save the world by investigating shit that went down in different parts of the world like New England, Egypt, Tokyo and South Africa. 

The game is strongly inspired by H.P.Lovecraft and there are a lot of Cthulhu-esk things going on mixed with urban fantasy and a lot of zombie apocalypse.

But Funcom established not only the Zombies and cthulhu stuff as an antagonist, but also another organisation called the Orochi Group. They are basically some randos who try to get as much power and money as humanly and inhumanly possible. But because of their greed they often fuck up and open doors that should have stayed shut for eternity (Cthulhu....).

Okay, so far for the setting (if you know SWL start reading here!).

Here is the thing I am trying to say. 

Basically their whole job in this world is to try to get there hands on very dangerous and powerful thing x, fucking up cause they are incompetent af, resulting in dooming the world and immediately dropping dead afterwards.

In the process of this game, wherever you go and some fucked up shit happens, you find dead orochi agents right next to the cause of it. Period. That’s their whole reason to be there.

So I was playing moons of madness (2019, Funcom) a horror game that occurs to take place in the same universe as SWL. After the short introduction I found this:

And immediatley died of laughter. Guys... I am going to die! This is the equivalent of wearing a red shirt in star trek. 

[oh-no-its-bird]

You know how when you spend a lot of time moving— on a boat, on a plane, in a car. Or doing a repetitive activity— dancing, skating, gymnastics; Later that night you can still feel the pull of movment?

You'll lay there and feel your body sway as it tries to keep it's balance through the remembered lull of tide and turbulance; Or close your eyes and imagine yourself falling into a spin in a way that feels so viscerally real that for a moment you can even feel the vertigo of going that fast. The movement so ingrained into your body and consciousness that you find yourself falling back into it whenever your mind quiets and your body falls still.

So anyways that but for Tobirama and Izuna's fighting. They've fought eachother since they were children, they know eachothers moves moves like the back of their own hands. After so many years it's such a familiar dance that when they go home and close their eyes, they can still feel their bodies being pulled into the well practiced movements. They remain still but can feel the way their hands fly through seals so viscerally that they have to be careful not to accidentally start cycling chakra.

Or they'll feel the familiar push and pull dance of battle so strongly that their muscles twitch as they're tricked into thinking they're still moving. The phantom pains and patterns of the fight they know so well

"I could fight you in my sleep" taken to it's extreme, it's quite possible that they could fall into the familiar and fight eachother in their sleep

Actually running with that, I think one of them should be a sleep walker but like. Instead of just walking around they start to phantom fight the other in familiar movements.

Where's my fic where Izuna sleep fights an imagined Tobirama I need that on my desk immediatley. Madara worriedly watches over his brother but, having read somewhere that its unwise to wake sleepwalking up (especially so when they're activley holding a weapon lmao) he just kinda. Watches over him. And after a couple times of this happening he starts to recognize a pattern in Izuna's movements, and after a little longer still he realizes Izuna is tracing through the same battles

Just a short thing of Madara idly watching his brother sleep fight, piecing together bits and pieces ab thus person he's fighting through the cues of how Izuna defends and attacks against them

Later for whatever reason, probably later in peace time, I need Tobirama and Madara to have a spar. And at first it's going kinda whatever, they're both very talented, but then Madara kinda gets a brain itch and remembers those sleep fights he'd always see Izuna moving through. And without even thinking ab it, he flawlessly replicates one of the moves exactly where Izuna would have (thanks sharingan)

And like. Ok so if this is an Izuna died canon compliant thing, Tobirama instinctivley reacts how he would with Izuna then probably goes dead white and immediatley loses the fight bc hes thrown off so fucking hard he can't compute

And if it's an Izuna lives you get kind of the same reaction but minus the angst. So Tobirama is totally thrown off, and his movment kinda just. Stutters. He mindlessly slides into continuing to try to react like he would to Izuna, this muscle memory that's so ingrained into him that he could quite literally do it in his sleep. But Madara isn't Izuna, so when he flips back into fighting like himself, Tobirama just totally fucks himself over

Madara almost fucking beheads him by going for the head in an easily blockable move when Izuna would have immediatley gone for his side instead, and so Tobirama instinctivley defends his side

He gets yelled at for that one but is too busy laying on his back staring up at the sky with a deeply offended, shocked and confused expression to hear any of it

Tobirama's one true infallible weakness: He's so used to fighting Izuna that if you manage to replicate Izuna's style of fighting in the right way and trick his muscle memory into flipping that switch, you can totally fuck him up and over

Anyways, Madara, who can replicate Izuna's moves bc smthn smthn sharingan and having seen him do that sleep fight against Tobirama so many times, using this as an excuse to drag Tobirama into tons of training matches where he absoloutley beats his ass. And Tobirama letting this happen bc holy shit he needs to be trained out of that bad habit

It goes both ways tho too, if someone does that to Izuna but w Tobirama's moves then he's FUCKED. Luckily no one can replicate the way he fights nearly well enough to do that, and Izuna's also aided by the fact that Tobirama is really tall so the pool of people who might be able to pull it off right is narrowed down even further bc your height and weight absoloutley effects the specific angle of how you fight and their blades might meet

Ohhh actually maybe that could be a thing too. Someone replicates Tobirama's style of fighting and fights Izuna, and Izuna keeps getting tripped up bc these are Tobirama's moves but they aren't coming from the right angle or with the right amount of force

Anyways that's ur word vomit for the day time to clock out 👍

[make-me-imagine]

Headcanons: Crushing > First Kiss > Dating with Ned

Requested by: @youngcroissantturkeyworribler​

Pairing: Ned x reader

Gender: Neutral          Triggers: None

Notes: For anyone that might not know who Ned is, and maybe you are reading this because you just love Lee Pace (because who doesn’t). Ned is from the show Pushing Daisies, which is a very odd show, but also very good. So of course it was canceled after two seasons -_- Also, Ned’s “gift” mentioned is that he can bring someone back to life by touching them. But they can only stay “awake” for 1 minute, otherwise another being with a similar “life value”, nearby, dies. And once someone is touched and re-awakened, it can only happen once. 

he’s so cute ugh

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Crushing

❁ When you and Ned first met he had *heart eyes* immediatley

❁ So of course he was super shy, cute, and awkward af around you for a while at first

❁ But because you were really chill and nice, you got along instantly

❁ Of course you couldn’t help but find him adorable

❁ Trips to The Pie Hole became often, which he was super excited about

❁ You said you couldn’t get enough of his pies, but in reality, though his pies were really good, it was more accurate that you couldn’t get enough of his face

❁ You met Emerson soon after, and he could see the sparks between you

❁ But because he’s Emerson he didn’t really say much

❁ But Ned did not miss his somewhat judgmental looks when Ned would fail at keeping a conversation with you

❁ But Emerson liked you, and he thought that you and Ned would make a pretty good pair, though he wouldn’t say it out loud

❁ Anyways

❁ At some point Ned found out that you occasionally bake at your home, and his heart eyes for you grew in size

❁ Like, you were perfect

❁ And then things changed when you ended up finding out about Ned’s “gift” 

❁ Somehow you got caught up in one of Ned and Emerson’s cases

❁ Ned was terrified you would be scared of him, or grossed out

❁ But in reality you were fascinated, and told Ned that you were proud that he found a way to use his gift for good

❁ This incident ended up with you becoming a part of the “team” and helping Emerson and Ned solve crimes when needed

First Kiss

❁ You had known Ned for a few months now, and had been working with him and Emerson for just over one month

❁ You and Ned still danced around your feelings for one another

❁ Which annoyed the hell out of Emerson honestly

❁ There was one particularly hard and dangerous case however, in which you got hurt

❁ Not too badly, but it required a night’s stay in the hospital

❁ When Ned picked you up and drove you home you could tell he was off

❁ Whether he was angry, guilty, sad, you didn’t know, you just knew he was avoiding your gaze

❁ He took you to The Pie Hole and made you something to eat, all the while he was remaining somewhat distant

❁ “Are you mad at me?” you questioned quietly, after he had slid you a drink, sitting on the stool beside you

❁ His eyes shot up and met yours, surprise filling them as realization hit that the way he was acting must be confusing you

❁ Letting out a small sigh he shook his head “No, I’m not mad at you Y/n, I’m mad at myself for getting you into this”

❁ You reached out and placed your hand on top of his “I’m the one that stayed and joining in on this in the first place Ned, I don’t blame you. Besides you are the one who ended up saving me in the end”

❁ His eyes met yours again as you saw the nervousness in your eyes as he took your hand in his, you tried your best to ignore your own pounding heart

❁ “I-” he paused “I just don’t want to see you get hurt” 

❁ You smiled gently at him “I know Ned. And you know I feel the same about you too right?”

❁ He stared at you, knowing that the true confession behind his words was being reciprocated in your own

❁ His eyes glanced quickly down to your lips

❁ A motion you had seen a few times as you spoke in the recent past

❁ “I’m going to keep you safe” his voice was almost a whisper as he met your eyes again, a passion behind them

❁ As you smiled at him, he leaned forward, hesitating for a brief moment before you leaned forward as well, your lips meeting

❁ The kiss lingered as Ned’s hand found the side of your face, his other hand still gripping yours

❁ Your free hand was placed gently on his chest 

❁ When pulling away from the long, yet gentle kiss, Ned sheepishly smiled at you which you returned, before he leaned in to kiss you again, this time a bit more fervently than before. 

Dating

❁ When you and Ned brought up to Emerson that you were now dating, he let out a loud sigh

❁ “It’s about damn time! I was getting tired of the two of you dancing around each other like a pair of shy hormonal teenagers at the prom. I was about this close to throwing you two into a closet to figure it out”

❁ Needless to say he was relieved

❁ But seeing you two together made him very very happy, but he would never say that out loud

❁ Not until your wedding day, when he cried like a baby at the reception and during his speech

❁ You and Ned are the cutest couple, it’s almost gross

❁ Kisses, all the time. His favorite is coming up behind you and placing a kiss on the top of your head (bc he’s tall af), and then when you turn to look at him he quickly kisses you on the lips and/or cheek. 

❁ Cuddles, all the time. Lying on the couch, or bed, he loves having his arms wrapped around you. He is the best big spoon, it’s like being enveloped by a large blanket. 

❁ Laughing, you guessed it, all the time. Ned is a d o r k, and he is also pretty cute and funny, so you two make each other laugh all the time. 

❁ And yes, there is sex, all the time

❁ I wont go into too much detail, but I will say, Ned = dork in the streets, freak in the sheets.

❁ He would bring you random gifts a lot, though they were almost always something the two of you could share together: food, candy, movies, books, etc..

❁ Eventually you ended up working part time at The Pie Hole and helping Ned to bake, or serve the customers.

❁ He even made a new pie recipe that included a bunch of your favorite ingredients and spices

❁ Of course he named it after you, and it quickly became a customer favorite

❁ Working with Emerson can get dangerous sometimes, but you and Ned ar always there for each other and constantly get each other out of harms way

❁ A dangerous case always ends with the two of you cuddling, a movie playing, and a bunch of comfort food, especially if one of you got hurt

❁ Ned is very protective over you

❁ He may be tall, but he is not aggressive and certainly not intimidating

❁ But if you are ever in danger, a different side of him comes out

❁ It’s kind of hot honestly

❁ Anyways...

❁ Your’s and Ned’s relationship is fantastic

❁ And though you may argue sometimes, or maybe disagree over some stuff, the two of you are the best team, and couple goals to anyone who knows you

[umbrellasource]

my thoughts on season 2

or rather, a list of things i didn’t like about it and a few things i did. spoiler warning, of course :~)

hello friends, thank you for joining me on my journey to convince the world to hate season 2 - I’M KIDDING LOL i liked season 2, but there are quite a few things i wasn’t that happy with and i’m going to cry about them like a baby now.

1. my second biggest disappoint with this season... NO HAZEL!!! i’m devastated!!!! i absolutely love hazel’s character and the depth cameron britton brought to the role.. i can’t believe they killed him so quickly :( maybe cameron had other work commitments but man i’m so sad. i seriously felt the lack of his presence this season and it was a dynamic that was sorely missed imo. the swedes could never.

2. the plot moved slower than i’d like. season 1 was very well paced, it felt non-stop, and like they were always working towards a goal, moving somewhere. some parts of season 2 felt slow or like things had come to a standstill and we were just watching them live rather than seeing them work towards something. which is fine if that’s what you’re into, but for me i think TUA works best when it’s GOGOGO like in season 1, and when it wasn’t, we had really intimate character moments, which i felt season 2 lacked.

3. the music didn’t hit as hard :( when i think of season 1 i can immediatley name a multitude of iconic scenes with the soundtrack - five murdering everyone in the doughnut shop, the bowling alley fight, i think we’re alone now OF COURSE, the slowmo montage to all die young, hazel and chacha burning the prosthetics building, gerard’s cover of happy together, five walking through the apocalypse to noel gallagher, run boy run, etcetcetc. those all just came off the top of my head. when thinking about season 2 i can only name two scenes off the top of my head (frank sinatra and backstreet boys). which is pretty sad.

4. the characterisation felt weaker overall. it didn’t feel as complex or deep whereas i felt season 1 really delved into each character and explored them a lot more. they all felt slightly watered down, especially luther, oh my god!! they turned him into a characeture whose only purpose is to eat a lot of food and pull silly faces. that was really disappointing. i’d hoped we’d get some scenes with him where he’d discuss all the pressure put on him by their dad, the guilt he feels for screwing up, insecurity etc. the scene with him and five in the club only scratched the surface. plus, allison only mentioned her daughter two times? it was really bizarre to me, it literally seemed like she’d forgotten about her. and speaking of forgetting family members... 

5. why does nobody give a shit about ben. i’m fuMING. they all saw ben in the season 1 finale and then they didn’t even care to mention him other than five asking if ben was there once, only once the family were all back together mind you, and when klaus said no, none of them even questioned it. despite the fact that klaus very clearly is talking/bickering with a spirit in front of them several times. none of the are like ‘uuhh klaus are you talking to ben or like...’ and that is really goddamn sad. ben deserved so much better.

6. ben’s arc in general! this is my biggest disappointment with this season. personally i’d really hoped they’d go the route that klaus would learn to control his powers and manifest ben in the real world for limited periods of time, like when ben punched him in the face or when ben pulled klaus and diego out from under the falling roof of the academy. and then eventually, when the show ended, ben could ~move on~ and go to the afterlife after being able to spend time with his family. but nooo. he’s back to being invisible, uncared about, forgotten and miserable. i like that they let him possess klaus for a bit and experience the world again, that was nice. though when it turned out klaus had already slept with his crush and she called him d*ddy i did my bigget sigh ever. and he’s just gone now. he doesn’t even get to go to heaven. he’s just. nothing. and vanya is the only one who even acknowledged it (other than klaus obviously). i swear to god, if season 3 doesn’t do a scene where klaus ~dies~ for a bit and goes to the afterlife again and sees ben there, i will RIOT. 

7. didn’t much like klaus’ storyline this season either. the cult thing was a bit weird and wasn’t done in the way i’d expected them to do it at all. i thought klaus would be a lot more sombre and serious this season too without the drugs to distract him, but he still acted high and Quirky the whole time, which is a shame, i’d love to have seen some more depth added to his character. plus, i thought he took the drugs because the ghosts were always bothering him.. we literally didn’t see any other than ben. also the stuff with dave was... Not Good. the kid they cast as dave had zero chemistry with klaus/robert, and he looked super young so it was.. kind of weird to see klaus be all like I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU. and i don’t think it even went anywhere. it just seemed pointless to me.

8. i felt like the fallout from the previous season was really glossed over. like vanya just forgot everything and everyone else is kinda like *shrugs* ah well. idk man i feel like there would’ve been a much bigger emotional cost and internal turmoil than there was. 

9. i hated the ending. sorry. it felt really ~generic superhero story~, as did the siblings vs commission thing in the last episode, which TUA isn’t supposed to be. and emo ‘ben’ made me cringe gfhjskkdfj. plus the oopsy we did a timeline fucky thing is getting a lil old now but whatever. plus the sparrow academy means a bunch of new characters which means screentime will get even more split from the main siblings, which i don’t want. 

so yeah.. i have some gripes with season 2. that said....

i did like some things!! i loved vanya having a female love interest, hell yeah. i loved five meeting old five, their dynamic was really fun and the dude who played old five was great, i feel like he really delivered his lines the same way aidan does. lila was cool too, i really liked the actress, she did great. seeing the siblings get closer was really nice too. 

overall, i’d give the season a 6.5/10, so yeah, i did still enjoy it!!! i just don’t think it was as good as season 1, by quite a long way, and i have some things i didn’t like. feel free to disagree with me tho, i’m just a big dumb idiot. and thanks for reading :~)

[kpop-zone]

Vampire CLC reaction to biting their s/o for the first time

Seunghee

Seunghee had a stressful day behind her and when she looked into the fridge, she cursed underneath her breath. She had forgotten to bring new blood bags, but she hadn’t eaten anything in a week.

“Is everything ok?”

You asked from behind her and she turned around quickly.

“Yeah sure. Everything’s fine.”

Seunghee said as nonchalantly as possible, but you had seen through her lie.

“You know, you can just drink from me. That’s the advantage of living with a human.”

You said while you kept reading your book, already knowing that Seunghee would deny. You had been dating for over a year now and Seunghee thought it would be irresponsible to drink from your own partner. She sat down beside you, pondering where she could get something to eat. She was too exhausted to hunt, and she couldn’t just walk into a hospital and steal some blood bags.

While your girlfriend was deeply concentrated, you used the chance to climb on her lap, making your girlfriend’s eyes widen.

“Don’t be so stubborn.”

You said sternly, while exposing your neck and tilting your head to the side to give Seunghee access. She was staring at your pulse point and you could see that she wanted to feed, so you pushed her head forward with her hand until her lips met your neck.

You winced a little when her teeth sunk into your skin, making her look at you for allowance, but when you nodded, she immediately started to feed on you. When a moan left your mouth, because you were beginning to feel lightheaded, Seunghee pushed you to your feet, bringing some distance between the two of you lightning-fast.

“I-I’m sorry.”

She stammered ashamed, thinking that she had overstepped some boundaries, but you stepped forward again, taking her hand in yours.

“It’s fine. I’m ok.”

You assured her, making a sight of relief leave your girlfriend’s lips.

Seungyeon

Seungyeon had told you pretty early on in your relationship that she was a vampire and you never really made a big deal out of it. It was a part of herself and you couldn’t help but think that she actually looked quite sexy when she showed you her vampire eyes. Which happened quite often, because she could never control that side of herself when she made out with you.

Right now she was hovering above you, while her tongue was dancing with yours inside of your mouth and her hands were roaming your whole body. When she pulled back to allow both of you to get some air, she looked deeply into your eyes before her gaze wandered further down and rested on your pulse point that was heavily visible right now because of all the adrenaline that was rushing through your body.

“Do you want to...?”

You trailed off the end of your question, but Seungyeon knew what you were referring to, immediately snapping her eyes back to look into yours.

“I-I’m sorry.”

She stammered, ashamed that you had caught her playing with the thought of feeding from you.

“It’s ok. Come on.”

You encouraged her, grabbing her neck to guide her mouth to your neck.

Her gaze flickered to your eyes a last time to make sure that you really wanted her to, but when you nodded your head, she softly grazed her teeth across your pulse point, making a moan escape your mouth. Hearing your reaction, she couldn’t control her impulses anymore, sinking her teeth into your skin and feeding from you.

She felt like on drugs from drinking your blood, but she didn’t want to exhaust you too much, so she quickly removed her teeth again from your neck, instead kissing it up until she reached your mouth again.

“You are so pretty.”

She whispered, making you pull her closer to your body again.

Yujin

If you had to describe your girlfriend with just a few words, you would describe her as the friendly vampire from next door. You had met each other when Yujin was out to hunt and opted to feed from a rabbit, because she didn’t want to feed from humans. But when she held the rabbit in her hands, she just couldn’t hurt it. You watched the scene in front of you without her noticing that you were behind her until you had to chuckle, because it was actually quite funny after your shock had died down.

Since then you started to be inseparable and you eventually also started dating. But Yujin’s problem with hunting still hadn’t been solved. Opposing to films, it was not that easy to steal a huge amount of blood bags, but your girlfriend just didn’t want to attack random people on the street. So you found another solution.

“Are you sure about this?”

Yujin asked you with regret bubbling inside of her to have agreed to your proposition.

“Jagi, it’s fine. I trust you. You can feed from me, so you don’t have to hurt random people without their consent.”

Feeding from you actually made sense to Yujin, but she still felt bad about hurting her girlfriend.

“Let’s just try it. And if it hurts too much, we’ll find another solution.”

You assured her and Yujin nodded. Slowly she came closer to you until she was standing right in front of you.

With a smile she looked into your eyes while grabbing your arm and guiding it to her mouth. She gave you a quick peck on your wrist, making you giggle, before she slowly dug her teeth into your skin. Yujin kept her eyes interlocked with you during the whole time to assure that she wasn’t hurting you. When she had enough, she removed her mouth again and looked sheepishly to the floor.

“Thank you, jagi.”

She mumbled quietly.

“Of course, what are girlfriends for?”

You joked, making Yujin laugh who shoved your shoulder in response.

“Stop this isn’t funny.”

She scolded you before giving you a quick peck on your lips.

Sorn

When Sorn had first told you that she was a vampire, you laughed at her, not believing a single word she was saying. She had to show you her eyes before you flinched a bit, still considering whether she was pranking you. But when you saw  her desperate gaze in need for you to believe her, you let her tell you her story.

But you had already loved her too much to ever leave her. So you just accepted that you would date a vampire from now on, which also didn’t really affect your relationship that much. You still pretty much did the same things as before and Sorn also never showed any signs that she was seduced to feed from you. Which didn’t mean, however, that she wasn’t.

In reality, she often found herself staring at your neck, because she really loved your smell. She always wondered whether you would taste as great as she thought you would. But she always tried to push back those thoughts as quickly as possible. She was embarrassed to think such things in the first place, so she never talked with you about it.

Today was no different. You were filming one of Sorn’s vlogs in a park by a river when she couldn’t help to notice how gorgeous you looked in the sunlight. Carelessly you plopped down in front of her while she was sitting on the floor, pressing your back against her chest. You were saying something, but Sorn could only focus on your neck.

“Sorn?”

You asked concerned after she hadn’t answered your question although you had asked her at least three times.

When you saw her looking at your neck, you immediatley knew what was going on in her mind. But you didn’t make a big deal out of it. She was a vampire, of course she had the desire to feed. So you stayed seated, but tilted your head to the side, and Sorn almost jumped to her feet in shock, but you held her back.

“Y/N! I can’t feed from you. And here are people everywhere.”

Sorn exclaimed nervously, but you just shrugged your shoulders.

“Why not? A few sips won’t kill me. Plus everyone will simply think that we’re young people in love that are making out. So, bon appetit.”

Sorn was taken aback by how realaxed you were about this whole situation. Carefully she inched her mouth closer to your neck. She was nervously shifting her gaze from your pulse point, to your eyes to the people surrounding you, but you calmy smiled at her. Therefore, she dug her teeth into your neck, humming while the first sip of blood ran down her throat, because you tasted exactly as good as she imagined you to.

You giggled after a while at how much Sorn was enjoying this and she pulled back in embarrassment. You looked at her with still the same amount of love in your eyes as before and Sorn hid her head in the crook of your neck. She couldn’t believe how lucky she had gotten with you.

Yeeun

Yeeun and you had started dating before she was turned into a vampire. One night, she had walked home alone, and another vampire attacked her. After she had woken up again, she felt so lost and cold, immediately searching for you, because she was in need of your comfort. You were worried sick and when you wrapped your arms around her in relief, she realized that something was different. She had wanted to run away, but you accepted her in her new form, begging her to stay. So she did.

Yeeun loved you more than anything, so she would never want to hurt you, but it was still hard for her to be around you. Her attraction towards you was so strong and sometimes she just couldn���t control herself.

You were sitting on the couch, watching TV, when Yeeun suddenly was aware again of just how good you smelled. She could hear your heart pumping the blood through your veins and she could feel her desire to feed from you welling up inside her.

You immediately noticed her changed demeanor, grabbing her hand to make her look at you. Ashamed of herself, Yeeun sheepishly looked to the floor, but you didn’t want her to be ashamed.

“Yeeun, it’s fine. I trust you.”

You assured her, but Yeeun shook her head.

“But I don’t trust myself. I don’t want to hurt you.”

She said sadly, but you couldn’t let her hate herself. Therefore, you pulled her closer, not stopping to assure her that you would be fine. Yeeun really didn’t want to hurt you, but her desire was way too strong to resist you, so she softly put her hand behind your neck to steady it while she sunk her teeth into you.

She could have immediately lost herself in the taste of your blood, but she couldn’t let that happen. You were way too precious to her. Yeeun only drank the bare minimum, before pulling away again and leaving a kiss on the spot of the bite.

“I love you.”

She smiled sweetly and you pulled her into a kiss.

Elkie

Meeting Elkie was exactly like it was shown in movies. She walked past you and you were immediatley in trance just by looking at her. Her beauty was overwehelming and the aura she held around her, was purely majestic. You weren’t even aware of the fact that you were staring until she made her way over to you and you nervously wanted to hide. But she didn’t let you slip away.

Later she told you that she was hungry that day and you seemed to be an easy victim. But her intentions quickly changed, because after talking with you for a few minutes, she loved your sweet and clumsy personality, wanting to be closer to you. Normally she kept her distance to humans, because she didn’t like to get attached to them and then having to lie about her true identity.

But with you it was different. You had asked her out on a date and she completely lost her cool, starting to blush instead. She just couldn’t say no to you and after your fifth date, she revealed her true identity to you. Elkie thought you would run, but you didn’t. You accepted her and so you started dating.

She was still a little hesitant about showing you her vampire side, but you really didn’t seem to care.

“Jagi?”

You asked her while you were lounging around in your apartment, each being immerged into their own things and Elkie hummed in response.

“Does it hurt to be bitten?”

You asked her and Elkie looked up from what she was doing, meeting your curious gaze.

“It stings a bit in the beginning, but then the vampire venom makes you kind of high.”

She explained and she could see that there was another question bugging you.

“Can...can you bite me?”

You asked hesistantly and Elkie was a bit taken aback. But she understood the appeal of being bitten. An inner conflict arose in her, because she wanted to fulfill all your wishes, but on the other hand, she was also unsure whether she could stop once she strted to feed from you.

But she eventually gave in to your puppy dog eyes. She sat beside you, softly stroking your hair from your neck, while explaining exactly to you how you would feel after the bite. When you were still sure about it, she sunk her teeth into your neck, monitoring your heartbeat with her vampire hearing, so she didn’t drink too much.

After she removed her teeth again and you started to feel the effect of the venom, she let you rest your head on her shoulder while she ran her hand through your hair. She smiled contenly, because feeding from you showed her that she truly loved you. Not once was she close to losing control.

Eunbin

Were vampires terrifying creatures? Yes. Was your girlfriend a vampire? Yes. Was she terrifying though? Absolutely not. Your relationship was actually quite normal, because Eunbin never really used her vampire powers and she just looked incredibly cute. Sometimes you even thought that she forgot herself that she was a vampire.

Especially on days like this.

You were cooking in the kitchen while your girlfriend was giving you a private concert in the living room, blasting music through the speakers and singing along to her favorite songs. You laughed at her sight, but soon noticed how exhausted she seemed, so you made your way over to her.

“Jagi? When have you eaten the last time?”

Her brow furrowed and you sighted. She had to think much too long about that question.

“Um... a while ago?”

She answered while avoiding your gaze, knowing that you wanted her to feed frequently, because although she was immortal, you knew that she was in pain when she didn’t eat in so long.

And now that you payed attention to it, you also realized how drained her body looked. Therefore, you took her hand, guiding her so the couch where you both sat down. You opened the first buttons of your button up and Eunbin looked at you with wide eyes.

“What are you doing?”

She asked perplexed and you had to stifle your laugh, because she looked like a deer caught in the headlights.

“Exposing my neck, so you can feed from me.”

You stated as if it were the most normal thing on earth.

“W-What?”

Eunbin stuttered, so you repeated yourself.

“You’re going to feed from me, because you are exhausted and hungry.”

Your girlfriend’s mouth dropped open in shock.

“But what if I can’t stop?”

She asked nervously and you grabbed her hand.

“Jagi, you can’t even hurt a fly. I trust you.”

You chuckled and she nodded.

You needed to pull her closer to you, because she was sitting in front of you like she was frozen. Only when she was hovering above your neck, smelling your blood, her eyes turned red and she grabbed your neck quickly to dig her teeth into your skin as her hunger took control of her.

“Jagi?”

You choked out when you could feel yourself getting lightheaded and Eunbin jumped back immediately.

“Oh my god, did I drink too much?”

She asked in shock and you shook your head while you smiled, making Eunbin sigh in relief. In response, you pulled her closer again, this time letting her cuddle into your side instead.