#rb: the office

[slutforpringles]

"The Stewards acknowledge that the movement was very slight and no significant sporting advantage was gained..."

[intotheelliwoods]

Last round of Keychains are back on Etsy! <- <-

Both A and B grades! Collectively there is a bit under 30 left, looking to get the remaining little guys off my hands to good homes!

I will keep this listing up either until they all sell out, or after 2 weeks! Whatever comes first!

[sleepy-light]

Hear me out office au

[rotten-apple-stims]

Reigen Arataka Board with food, phone and office stims

(💼) (🧡) (💼)

(🍜) x (🍜)

(💴) (🧡) (💴)

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact Please !

( Divider(s) by @anitalenia )

[alexanderpearce]

self-portrait as early iron age girl forced to work office job (2024)

[officesupplied]

this is a PARODY POST MOCKING OTHERS as I ENJOY MOCKERY. I like to INSULT PEOPLE

50 notes and I stop throwing my phone at the wall after a bad pjsk pull

100 notes and I stop playing Two Trucks at family events

150 notes and I never key someone else's car again

200 notes and I stop biting people

500 notes and I work on my rewrite of the bible (battle royale edition)

750 notes and I stop eating gum off the sidewalk

1000 notes and I stop punching other people's windows with brass knuckles

1500 notes and I stop punching other people's windows with hammers

2000 notes and I make anime real

[mandiemegatron]

Okay but, Law angst based on "when I was your man" by Bruno mars

I can't handle the pain you enjoy putting me in😭😭😭😭😭😭

👀 you're not wrong though.

How about a taste of that? 😈

This is NOT part of an official part two for (you make me do) too much labour, but if you want to believe that it is, then go for it bc I am not sure if or when I'll get to writing it.

Enjoy, my lovely lil tangerines !!! I love you sm !!! 🤭💖💋

Written while listening to When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars.

It was like being punched in the gut.

With a knife.

That was on fire.

He hadn't even been looking for you this time, having been entirely focused on actually refueling the ship and making sure every crew member came back with what they were supposed to.

Shaking fingers held the clipboard that marked down the wares that came onto the ship. He'd first heard that ugly, unruly laughter from a certain redheaded, knowing that Eustass Kid must have also been refueling at the same port.

He lazily looked around and spotted him, not fifty feet away. He was talking to his masked crew mate, Law vaguely remembers his name is Killer, ironically enough, and goes back to his clipboard.

Law idly wondered if Eustass was following him.

But how?

He had no way of knowing which way the Heart Pirates were going next, unless-

Law froze in his spot when he heard another familiar laugh, and he couldn't fight the way his body immediately went into an anxious state, his wide eyes watching in utter shock as you came out from beside Kid's massive form.

His eye twitched as Kid leaned down and pulled you into a kiss, resentment and fury clinging to his entire body at the audacity you and Kid held.

In that instance, everything fell into place for Law. Why he was suddenly always seeing Kid's ugly ship show its face everytime Law docked somewhere, why he felt like Kid was chasing him or following him -

It was you.

This whole time... it had been you.

"Boss! Did you see-"

"I saw."

Shachi and Penguin flinched at the venom dripping from Law's mouth, watching with worried expressions as their Captian burned holes into the back of your head.

For the first time in months, since you'd ran off from the Tang, you slowly turned and froze with wide eyes as you took in your ex-captain. You'd recognize that stupid, spotted hat anywhere.

Your gaze stuck with his, almost as if something was trying to pull you together. You could feel the anger, the sadness and the rage that fell off Law like a bitter waterfall, covering the entirety of your senses in a thick sludge.

It'd been the first time in months that you'd seen him.

You hated the way your heart ached to go to him.

"... Oi."

You broke your gaze from Law to stare back up at Kid, a set frown etched into his lipsticked mouth. There was uncertainty in his eyes as he nearly snarled out,

"... You're mine now. He can't have you back."

You flashed your lover a warm, loving grin and clung to him, holding his slightly larger face in your hands as you replied,

"I'm yours. I'm not going anywhere."

Kid's eyes softened slightly before he glared darkly at Law, the other captain suddenly standing a little taller at the challenge. They glared each other down until Kid looked away as you tugged on his opened shirt.

"Come on, let get out of here," you murmured, desperate to get away from this uncomfortable and fucked up situation.

You jumped slightly when Killer placed a warm, heavy hand on your shoulder, the other coming in front of you to give you a small bouquet of pretty weeds. A slight grin came over your face as you looked up at your masked lover and friend, the man giving you one in return that you couldn't see, but you knew was there.

He led you away by taking one of your hands into his, bringing the back of it up to his mask in a faux kiss as a sign of adoration, just as Eustass Kid turned back to Law, a wicked grin on his face as he mouthed something Law can't understand.

He points at Law, gives him the middle finger, then points at the sky before turning away with a loud cackle, following after his best friend and love.

Law then stiffens, knowing exactly what Kid meant.

"You... fucked... up."

Law turns away as Kid's loud voice echos over him, his heart gripped in a tight, metal hand as he hears Kid ask you,

"Apparently, they're throwin' a party here tonight... we gonna dance our asses off or what?!"

His heart breaks as he hears you reply happily,

"Ooh, you gunna take me dancing?! Thank you, baby!"

Law roughly slaps the clipboard into one of the crewmans stomachs, ignoring the over-exaggerated "Oof!" that Shachi gives. Law begins to turn, walking back towards the ship when Shachi suddenly calls out,

" ... How many times did she ask you to take her out?"

Law freezes in his spot, his eyes wide and dark as he stares down at his best friend and crewman.

"... what did you say...?"

"How many times... did she ask you to take her out? Or to bring her something that reminded you of her?"

Law's face contorts into one of raw fury, mouth snapping open to roar at Shachi's insolence when suddenly Ikkaku speaks up,

"All she wanted was you, Captain. And you made it clear that you didn't want her."

Law's head audibly snaps to the side, his dark gaze looming over Ikkaku as she continues,

"Just be happy for her. She's alive and clearly happier with them. Stop acting like the victim."

The anger and bitterness in Law grows as he snaps out,

"She's a traitor. She doesn't deserve to be happy with anyone!"

Ikkaku shouts back,

"Why?! Because she didn't want to keep having her heart broken by the man she loved?! Get OVER yourself!"

Law steps back slightly at her words, his chest heaving as pain and hurt take over the anger.

"I..."

Ikkaku cuts him off with a sharp, raised hand.

"You are not the victim here. Stop acting like your actions don't have consequences just because you're a pirate Captain."

Law falls silent, his face half covered by the wide rim of his hat. He hated that Ikkaku had a point, but he wouldn't tell her that.

"... make sure everyone gets back to the ship."

Shachi and Ikkaku give a tight salute, small frowns on both their faces as they watch their Captain walk back into the Tang.

They share a look with each other before going back to their duties, Shachi's shaded eyes watching you, Kid, and Killer until you were gone from his vision.

[icantalk710]

This semi-mild cold has been an annoying start to this week 🤧😪

[nekoatsume2]

i wish they did homewrecker i wish they did

[kitxvoss]

randolph bell in every episode / 2x19

[trinketbug]

No "I" in "team, " but there's "con" in "economy"!

[naturalbornlosers]

every time i get upset abt people saying that voting does nothing or "dont vote blue bc of biden" i have to remind myself not everyone has a trans-focused conversion therapists office right outside their neighborhood

[akayna]

🥺🥺It it's not too much trouble I don't suppose you could bless us with a selfie?🥺🥺

How did you know I wore a nice outfit today and was going to post pics??

[rotten-apple-stims]

Miss Pauling board with purple, office, phone and motorcycle stims

(📋) (💜) (📋)

(💜) x (💜)

(📑) (💜) (📑)

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact Please !

( Divider(s) by @k1ssyoursister )

[sweetfloatapartment]

not to make another text post yet again but. i was listening to some malice mizer on the way home (specifically the album merveilles) and it clicked. malice mizer and umineko music scratch the same music itch for me LOL. weird halloween-y baroque-y rococco rave music. it's beautiful, i think...not all of it is a 1/1 comparison but its There! idk if they just fit in a similar interest niche or if there was any influence. who knows!

[talkfastcal]

Fucking annoying